Jennifer Aniston Finally Has An Oscar Date!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > John Mayer
Maniston can't show up emtpy-handed in front of Brad and Angie!
The Man has coerced on-again/off-again boyfriend John Mayer to accompany her down the red carpet at Sunday night's Oscars, where Aniston will be presenting an award.
"I'm going to the Oscars. It's my first Oscars. And it's my first being an Oscar boyfriend," Mayer has revealed
Oscar boyfriend? You hit it on the nose, John!
You know Maniston's only been keeping him around solely for arm candy on Sunday's red carpet.
We expect reports of a breakup between the two on Monday morning!
[Image via WENN.]
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Too bad I'd like to date her back 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice legs.
ugh..You're such an idiot.
Jealousy kills! Doesn't it Perez?
I go with her before I'd go with Billy Bob's sloppy seconds.
Shut the fuck up you jealous twat
HER DOG?? NO ONE WANTS THIS DESPERATE BITCH
Re: RedWingsFan – What is par on that hole?
She should have gone with Hef and 2 other girls…
gag
oh please. he loves her so much. how sweet that he wrote her a special song for her birthday. too bad angelina will be going home without any awards, like usual. lord only knows how she keeps getting nominated for these things….the critics slaughtered her performance in changeling yet she STILL is up for best actress? bow down to kate winslet whorebag
OMG cant wait to see this …. jenn with mayer &brad with angie face to face..
GO TEAM JENN =)
She looks great !
OH YEAH…and JENFRAUD is a MORON
Aniston and Mayer are both hot. How nice for her, and him.
Who cares about the two adulterers.
Your just jealous your not going to the Oscars!!
Desperate bitch.
WHATEVER ANGIE LOVER
Love them!!!!
Ew, what an unflattering picture. Good thing I'm not a fan!
I can't wait to see her on the red carpet! Hope she wears a better dress than Angelina eugh. I still don't think John is good enough for Jen, she's wasting her time with him.
I used to think Angelina was a bit of a cool chick, but Jennifer looks 10 times younger than her, and that whole Brad and Angie phoney publicity turns my stomache now, can't stand to see those two. I hope Jen rocks it out at the Oscars.
Brad, your old lady got drilled by Mr. Woodcock! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Oh my god Perez you fat asshole, why dont you leave this woman alone!! How do you know that John Mayer is not serious about her and really loves her? You listen to the media just like the rest of us. Are you in bed with them at night. Im sure she can give two shits about Angie and sucker Brad and their zoo of children. You worship whore's like Madonna, weirdo's like Angelina Jolie but you bash this poor girl who never did anything wrong. She never broke up a marriage like your girl's Madonna and Angie so why dont you just leave her alone. If I was Jennifer I would punch you in your ugly face and than spit in your face and if I was John Mayer I would punch you in your face too.
She needs to either work on those thighs or wear longer skirts.
Re: harrybalsac – lol!
She'll be like, take a look @ me and my hot young stallion on the carpet
Re: harrybalsac – Congrats on your Sharks winning!I love how people get so worked up about Jen & Angelina!I'd tag both their ass!
hmmm…John Mayer or Brad Pitt, John Mayer or Brad Pitt…who do you think she'd really want to go with in a parallel universe?
Perez keeps telling Jen to move on, so why does he bring up the shacked-up international mommydaddy? That's pretty hypocritical.
Can't wait to see Jennifer at the Oscars!
I don't get what she sees in him.
I am not even sure why you posted this and why you put her down all the time. You make this site less enjoyable everyday. She is cute, famous, rich and has by most standards has a good career going. I know most of her movies have not done great but they keep paying her to be in them.
Get over it, Perez! Stop the hate!!!!
Ahh shut up perez. you are only mad that the only date you can coerce is teddy….
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Jealousy is a bad thing, isn’t it?. But, you know, the UNCOOL people can’t avoid it… Jen is cool! She is beautiful and a good person! She deserves all the honors! Well, now you know that John & Jen are officially A-list couple and … you are nothing! hahahahahahahaha!
Now that is so near to the Oscar night, its time to make the children work! Every time they are not seen with good eyes they use the children. Like now that the ugly and the homewrecker have lost all those awards and their focus is the Oscar, the losers come again selling the kids. You are UNCOOL!!!!!!
Woof!
my god you really are a wanker perez, you are a hack and a waste of space.
i hope you catch an uncurable desease you sick fuck. you have no redeeming qualitiues whatsoever, why did i ever see in you.
YOU SUCK!
TEAM ANISTON FOREVER.
If she wears her hair straight, parted down the middle and a black dress I'm gonna scream. She's got a boyfriend now, try something new.
we also expect Brangelina to go home empty handed…just like all the other award shows…LOL!! At least Aniston and Mayer have a number 1 movie and Grammy between the two of them…Brangelina…NADA!!! LOL!!
Can't wait to see Jen rule the carpet!
Everyone knows Brad and sluttegina will go home empty handed AGAIN!
Didn't they say they were going to retire and move away????
When is that going to happen?
Perez- you are soooooooooo jealous! Why do hate anyway? I mean you should be last one hating… on anything!
arm candy. She is definitely just having Mr. Mayer to impress Brad and Angie.
PORQ CARAJO NO JODES A OTRA PERSONA!!
CAGON
i cant wait!
Leave her alone for God's sake!!
for fuck's sake get the fuck over yourself
you're just jealous cause YOURE not invited and YOU dont have him on your fat ARM! hahahahahaha!! GREEN IS AN UGLY COLOR ON YOU!
I wish that Jen had to give an Oscar to ANGELINA! that would be funny….Obviously, I hate Jen.
Perez why do you dislike Jennifer so much? What the hell did she do to you?
Is she nominated for her dramatic turn in "Marley & Me"?
at least JENN wont be smoking crack while she is pregnant….
BECAUSE ANGELINA IS A CRACKWHORE THAT SMOKED CRACK AND SHOT UP HEROIN WHILE PREGNANT…..
Lol no matter how many times you report on their break-up unfortunately they are set to be 2gether… I want him to be back to a Z lister like you but I guess he is good for JEn's soul… and yeah she can do way better but I guess he chose her… can't wait for this douche to dissapear from Jen's life… he is a scumbag and you truly deserve to be with him… she will look gorgeous at the Oscar's too bad her Mayer accessory will be tragically dissapointing as always…
Ooh the outfit, WTF?
you know Perez, I can't decide if you post this crap so you get more hits because of the stupidity of your post or you just are a PLAIN JEALOUS ASSHOLE that can't admit that mayer has no feelings for you, that anniston is a beautiful woman and she is not a stuck up bitch like that saint you worship who will probably blow off all the interviewers like she has done at all the other award shows and did not attend one after party-lowering the chances of winning or being nominated again
I used to not care about Jennifer Aniston, but now that you're always down on her, I've started like her. I wonder if I'm the only one? - I doubt it.
She's got a kick-ass body.
Pretty legs.
ugly face and ugly dress
Re: BRATZ – are you describing angelina the whore? or jennifer aniston? cause angelina is the most boring person on this planet.
she is going out with her dog on Oscar's hahaha make sure the dog is on leash Jennifer we don't want your dog flirting with the reporters again lol
Re: Stevie. – Obviously I'm describing Jennifer … and Angelina boring, people may not like her but describing her as boring is far from what she is or appears to be.
Re: ButtercupMoon –
Jennifer will have a heart attack to see godess Angelina Jolie and Brad together hahah and to see how famous Angelina is all the paparazis are going to be all over on Angie and Jennifer will be crying out what about me what about me but I still have Brad's old messages saved I want attention what about me.
Day-um, Jen's got GREAT legs!
And Mario, stop being such a bitch. You shamelesly court certain celebrity couples and if they throw anything your way you go bananas with glee. I like reading gossip but you're just so…prejudiced about some people that it's sickeningly ridiculous.
Re: BRATZ – then please explain how NOT boring she allegedly is. she wears the SAME dress in different boring colors. NO fashion sense whatsoever. nothing new. ive never seen two events where she looked different. same shit, different event. black, black, black. she doesnt even put her kids is colors. no freaking COLORS. kids + colors = NORMAL.
never seen her in a flowing gown in a beautiful vibrant color, with a new hairstyle, and a huge smile on her face. NOTHING. the same frigid bitch on any old day.
could u be any more jealous u fat gay pig
old news Perez, and why you did not mention those lovely pics from Aniston and Mayer in Bahamas???
Jealous????????
Re: Stevie. – Then you can say the same thing about Jen. Same hair since the 90's. She loves her black too.
i dont agree. i think you should leave her alone because it has to be hard for her going to award shows and being without a date when brad and angelina are attached by the hip.. im so team jennifer aniston. i do believe she loves john mayer but come on she still has a broken heart for brad. i support her, and im glad hes going to the oscars with her., she deserves it
I'd go gay for her!!!!!!!!
Those legs…mmmmmmm.
She could crack walnuts with those ham hocks. Lower your standards in guys looks or you will end up alone.
Aniston at the Oscars is like Tina Chen going to the Gammys.
Can'tKeep a Maniston is a desperate little twat. I don't know why John deals with her. He should run before he gets sucked in like Brad, then regrets it.
She still looks like a hammerhead shark wearing a wig, imo.
I'd love to see Jen present an Oscar accompanied by not one but two hunky men. Please…? Maybe Hugh Jackman and George Clooney. Actually, can you make that a SHIRTLESS Hugh Jackman and Jeorge Clooney. oh…forget George… Just make it Hugh!
btw I hope Jen gives Octomum a big, anonymous monetary donation. Octomum is getting under Ange's skin in a way that Jen never could…!
I see nothing wrong with her parading around John Mayer. Especially since it bothers Perez so…. And it sure beats watching Ang and Brad pimp their kids in front of the Paps. Now that is just pathetic and I totally feel sorry for those kids because they are trapped and have no choice. John is a grown man and has made his choice. Deal Perez tee-hee.
She has nice legs.
Why are you so severely jealous? Yes, you kissed John Mayer….but seriously?? Who hasn't? You weren't special. Deal with it! Move on.
ha ha ha ha…Angelina is going to have a heart attack…she is so envious of every other woman…..good for Anyston, she is going to look beautiful and Angelina will have to look at her, the same as Brad…Oh the drama……
I wish Anyston the best on that night. Now I know she is over that stupid Brad……Great….Hate the "humanitarians" (she doesn't speak to her father, how humanitarian is that? ) couple.
YAY! congrats jen and john! theyre gonna be so fucking cute!!!!!!
ooooh-la-la! Jen's legs go on forever. Gorgeous!!
She looks awkward the way shes standing
Your claws are out tonight Perez-GET OVER IT! Each day they are together, you get more pissed and jealous.
"OSCAR MAYER" ha ha ha . . .what a weiner.
"Oscar Mayer" . . . what a wiener.
Re: ANGELINA HOLIE IS A JUNKIE CRACKHEAD – IS this True?? How do u know?…I know she use to use drugs, but i thought that was years ago… Do fill me in…
Good for her. Personally, I couldn't care less if she's there or not. I always look forward to seeing Brad and Angie.
love her! TEAM ANISTON!!
More like Oscar BITCH. Oscar Bitch Arm Candy On A Stick. John Mayer is a hot steaming pile of McDouche.
I love Jen, she has just been unlucky with men like 98% of women, leave her alone.. like most people have said on here you like fucking weirdos! Jealously is a disease..
Ange & Brad are a JOKE with their millions of retard kids, bet they row all the time
Cool. Love those 2. They will last.
JEN IS HOT! Those legs vs fish face jolie.. not much competition really eh.
Brad to Vince to Mayer—the spectacular DOWNGRADE will be on full display for everyone to see, against the DOUBLE NOMINEE Jolie-Pitt!!!! Absolutely can't wait. CAA/Huvane is dragging her out to such a humiliating event so the Academy can rack in some TV ratings. Miserable women always sells. The stupidity of Aniston is that she doesn't know she is being SOLD as a PITY PRODUCT. So, she doesn't deserves pity. She is just so stupid.