Jordan And Peter Love PDAs

Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan

Our favorite attention-whores, Jordan and husband Peter Andre, very publicly swapped spit while eating Tuesday at where else? The Ivy!

Both reflected an overwhelming shade of orange, but our poor Jordan is starting to look like a blow-up doll!!

Put the mascara down!!!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Posted: Feb 18, 2009 at 2:45 pm / Email this »

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59 comments to “Jordan And Peter Love PDAs”

M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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WTF? has she got so much shit caked on her face that she can't even close her eyes? That looks fucking whacked the fuck out!!!
.perezhilton.com says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this

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Ahhhh all that damn makeup is truely un-necessary.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Whore paint is an understatement for the shit she's got on. WTF????
BanffJennie says – reply to this

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OMG! She doesn't even look like a real person, it looks like a wax figure!!! BARFTASTIC!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Maybe their orange because there collaborating on the suntan lotion with Lindsey.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Both reflected an overwhelming shade of orange, but our poor Jordan is starting to look like a blow-up doll!!

WITH TWO AIRBAGS OUTTA AN OLD TOYOTA!
Kriskringle says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS PRETTY AMAZING! SHE'S GLOWING… WORKING OUT DOES WONDERS FOR THE SKIN AND BODY!
Dutchness says – reply to this

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she sucking him back to life
LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this

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i don't even know who they are or what they do but whatever it is they do, make them stop. Just looking at them makes me want to rip my eyes out…
MickeyHolland says – reply to this

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This woman is so desperate it is painful to watch her.
Mando25 says – reply to this

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Creepy open eye kiss!
electropop66 says – reply to this

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omg her eyelashes are ridiculous
waaaay too much makeup
WKNDBIKERIDER says – reply to this

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Who the hell are they and why are they the fame whores they are????

Some one help answer my question????
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Maybe she can wipe some of that whore paint off with the grease from her hubby's hair?
AmandaStar says – reply to this

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who the fuck are these people and why do we care? She looks like she should be standing on the street.
Pookie Barbie Doll says – reply to this

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That's a fucked up pic.
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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WOW!!! She almost had as much makeup on as you had on for the "Britney's Circus" video…..
rubas.charolastra says – reply to this

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hahaa

a blow up doll!
pffft!
TwoGoofballs says – reply to this

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Oompa Loompa's in love…..
Meat eater and beater says – reply to this

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Guido and Guidette match made in heaven!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: WKNDBIKERIDER – She has a massive rack and……?
Miss USA says – reply to this

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These two British whores need to go back to the UK. We have enough whores over here already.
vanessa-* says – reply to this

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ive never even heard of these people before.
blueeee says – reply to this

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she looks so scary…
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…which is which. It's like peering at the Olsen Twins behind fake greenery.
Starfire says – reply to this

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Neither of them look real. They look like something from Madame Tussauds!
hellsbellsofoz says – reply to this

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Shes quite a beautiful woman without the makeup, but if it works for them, so be it.
Jendoll says – reply to this

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don't ever trust someone who won't close their eyes when they kiss you!
prczarina says – reply to this

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She KISSES with her EYES OPEN!
LuvleeRita says – reply to this

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They make a great couple…a couple of really gross people. What's up with his hair????? Who told him his hair looks good and her make-up….YUCK!
theD says – reply to this

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LET THE FAUX-HAWK DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMN'T WHY DOES EVERYONE IN L.A. THINK THAT IS A 'NEW' LOOK!!????
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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she must not trust him if she can't even close her eyes for a peck
GoyaBean says – reply to this

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hahahahaha! Her eyelashes are stuck to her eyebrow! She can't close them.
DJmaggie says – reply to this

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they look like wax figures!
phaphatcat says – reply to this

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TRANNY MESS
Capedoll1183 says – reply to this

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OH HOLY MAKEUP!!!!
AMO says – reply to this

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She better hurry and shew that turantula off her eye!
Ms.Ems says – reply to this

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HAHAH! She looks like a manequin bitches!
LiFi02 says – reply to this

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ewwww who is this lady?
You're right she looks exactly like a blow up doll- like a ridiculous joke
mominde says – reply to this

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She looks like a wax figure!
lunaxella says – reply to this

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Can someone please tell me who she is?!
toffuticutie says – reply to this

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gah, they looks so fake and plastic.
hi there says – reply to this

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who?
yodaboat says – reply to this

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Oh wow. No kidding Perez. I thought Peter Andre WAS macking on a doll. I thought the headline was going to read "Peter Andre Cheats on Jordan with Doll." But alas, just an eyes-wide-open pancake-faced Jordan.
yodaboat says – reply to this

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Re: mominde – Can we donate her to Madame Tussauds?
Chelsea says – reply to this

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false eyelashes are okay for nightime, but during the daytime? I mean some more natural looking false eyelashes are perfectly fine but she chose the most dramatic pair she could find by the looks of it. baby girl is CLUELESS! her skin colour looks weird.
Danneel aka Sandpiper says – reply to this

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HER EYE MAKEUP IS CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!
Dana1963 says – reply to this

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Ha! Ha! Ha! She does look like a blow up doll. She doesn't even blink while kissing her husband! So fake!!!!
Regilicious says – reply to this

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Jesus H that is disgusting!!
Dorein says – reply to this

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Eyes Wide Shut
BISCUiT143 says – reply to this

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why are her eyes open in the 2nd flick? they are both wierdos
tifuny says – reply to this

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Who the hell makes out with their eyes wide open? Did her mascara get stuck stuck on her bangs and now she can't close her eyes?!?
camaguey says – reply to this

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He should borrow some of her fake eyelashes and sprinkle then all over his balding spots!
bitch24/7 UK says – reply to this

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jordan used to be a sluty page 3 model in the UK with gynormous titties which she then had reduced…went onto partake in a reality tv show wher she met peter hu is a one hit woder washed up celeb hus only hit was mysterious girl…they then went onto try n become the new 'it' couple but failed miserably with ther shitty cat piss perfume brands…jordan would do anything 4 publicity shes a stupid bint with no talent n the soona they disapear n stop makin me wana puke eevrytym i c them with there fakenes the betta!!!
Thurston says – reply to this

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THE RIDICULOUS - NESS OF THESE TWO IS REMARKABLE - SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS ABOUT TO PUKE - & WHO WOULDNT HE HAS MAN-BOOBS and has the body of a middle aged Woman !!! = go home you idiots !!!
winkipinki says – reply to this

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I don't know who these people are! WHY do you keep writing about them? I'm CONFUSED!
MmeMonkey says – reply to this

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This is just sort of pathetic.
dog lover says – reply to this

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I am sure she don't kiss with her eyes open people, it's a picture and who knows, maybe she was about to say something to him? Anyways Jordan is beautiful and he is a hottie so stop hating on them Perez!