Josh Hartnett Does a Drunken Oopsie!
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Filthy actor, Josh Hartnett, hit the Narciso Rodriguez fashion show after-party at the Gramercy Park Hotel in the NYC on Tuesday and made a drunken ass out of himself. Luckily for us, New York Magazine was there to witness the whole thing:
Josh Hartnett stumbled into an empty booth nearby, sending multiple glasses of Champagne crashing to the floor. Asked if he'd be willing to entertain our questions, he gave a bit of a confused response: “Sure. I mean, okay … actually, no.” Oh. “Sorry, I'm half-lit.”
Props to Josh for being very honest and forthcoming!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 18, 2009 at 8:15 pm




Good for him.
I was the same way Friday night, but I was celebrating me finally getting a job after 6 months of looking; not out being a spoiled, rich prick.
Party foul!
He's wonderful. Why you gotta call him filthy all the time, P? He's a hotboy
And what work has he done in eight years, ten years?
::::: Josh has a SKINNY weenie ::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
He's such a beautiful man..Perez more stories about him pleeeazzz!
that's like, two seconds away from me.
if I saw him I would flip a shit.
Hey, it happens!!!
haha……I love Josh Hartnett
dont care. josh, do me!!
i would have sex with him in a hot second.
i can see how he is hot. BUT if he would just lose that dirty stache, then he'd be alright in my books. the stache is yuckie. makes him look like a 13 y.o pubie boy havin an attack of pubie time tryna be all growe'd up with a half grown in, thin haired stache
totally love him!
and he is so not dirty..HE'S YUMMY
Whatever, Perez, he's still fucking sexy. He's a human being, give him a break.
I don't care. I just wish I was with some so that I can take advantage and have him all to myself!!! LOL!!!!!!
I love dirty hot men! Robert Pattinson and Josh Hartnett can go 3some with me!
Thats legal right? good for him
seriously perez, what is ur issue with him?
anyways, He's a Hottie
loooove him
That's pretty funny! I have done that a time or two… LOL
Aww, c'mon he's allowed to have fun and he's HOT. I would've loved to have been there to catch his fall
How does stumblling into champagne glasses and knocking them to the floor make you "dirrrty"? Who hasn't stumbled into things after a few too many drinks? Slow news day, huh?
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Lovesit!!
"half-lit" is such a local Minnesota phrase!
Anyone else in the country find it commonly used?? I never heard the 12+ years I lived in NYC, for example…
F-ugly. Eyebrows from hell. I see a forehead lift in his future.
"drunken ass out of himself"????
Sounds like he was drunk and had the sense to keep his mouth shut.
I don't even know who this guy is, but it makes the "bullshit' radar go off when your grasping for a cheap headline Mario. Your better when your not "stretching the truth" We have the National Inquirer for that crap.
I think that he is Suri's father. She looks just like him. And Katie supposedly had a thing with him right before hooking up with Tom.
I'd lick his crusty hairy butthole clean.
i wouldn't exactly call that "making an ass of himself."
haha he's awesome
and not to mention hot
good night.
Wow, he's super fly! And he's a drunk??? He's sooooo my type! I love you Josh Sexy Man Hartnett!
***air slap and tickle***
Oh my goodness, I'm such a loser!
Rain Man's Josh Hartnett was named London newcomer of the year.
Josh Hartnett accepted his award from Los Angeles, where he said: "Being on stage in the West End production of Rain Man was a thrilling new experience.
"Everyone worked incredibly hard, and made me feel welcome. I am thankful to the audiences for coming out and supporting us."
lit means high where im from
ur a silly boy, silly silly boyyyy! xD
Yo perez whats ur deal w/Josh H? This shits a
happens everyday, chillaxx bro!
ugh, RiRi used to date this loser? omg, well shes done worse…ouch.
He'Zz still hot
see the commercial with Josh
of the frangace emporio amarni diamonds for men…
JOSH SO HOT!!! BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME
see the commercial with Josh
of the frangace emporio armani diamonds for men
JOSH SO HOT!!! BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME
Hes sooo sexy but he cant act his way out of a paper bag….
Seriously, he can be filthy or whatever… but he has this singular beauty, he's seriously handsome in a way nobody is… everyone else's just jeeeeeeeeeealous… and dont be jealous, Pereza, you're cute to… i mean, not even remotely close to Joshy, but u are…
Josh, you need a palce to sleep it off? No prob, dude…call me!
Filthy & cum drunk friend of the evil J Brothers.