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Lily Allen Has No Sense Of Humor

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We thought our little "feud" with Lily Allen was all in good fun - playful bickering.

Unfortunately, it seems like the British singer, whose new album debuts at a disappointing #5 on the U.S. Billboard charts this week, is taking this silliness between us way too seriously.

In a new interview with Access Hollywood, Lily says that she hates Perez.


That's a shame. We like Lily. We like her music. And we really like talking about her boozy ways, her outlandish statements to the media, her childish fights, her unprofessionalism, her self-sabotaging and her all-around fuckery.

Allen loves to dish it, but she can't take it!

We just call it as we see it.

Oh, and if you haven't seen it yet….

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's vagina.
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's vagina.
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's vagina.

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271 comments to “Lily Allen Has No Sense Of Humor”

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  1. 1

    I'd hit that.

  2. 2

    Lily is SUCH a bitch.
    I liked her.. for a while
    But, she needs to adjust her fucking attitude.

  3. 3

    Lily need a pair of draws and a muzzle

  4. 4

    shes a spoilt retarded no talent bitch
    go team perez

  5. 5

    Landing strip Nice!

  6. 6

    Oh come on lilly, the gash flash (eww did I just write that) is SOOOOO last season!

  7. 7

    You're a hack Perez.

  8. 8

    at least it's well maintained..ever see those black and white shots of madonna.. FULL bush and armpit hair, even in her 20's she was nasty as fuck

    you'd hate you too if you were her. you should both look at it positively.. FREE publicity.

  9. 9


  10. GuhhQ says – reply to this


    Disappointing #5?? LOL Katy Perry´s album debuted at #9, Perez, grow up.

  11. 11

    If she has no sense of humor why the fuck does she advertise her new recording on your website?

  12. 12

    HAHAHAHAHA!! Well worded! Love the vag shot at the end….insult to injury..

  13. 13

    Get some EDUCATION: A woman s "vag" is INSIDE her body and NEVER "visible"! :-)

  14. 14

    she's so ugly! only a desperate geezer would give her a glance or fuck her! damn ugly! fart on her

  15. 15

    That's not her vagina you idiot, that's her (partially shaved) pubic hair.

    If it was her "vagina" we'd be able to see her vulva, labia and possibly her clitoris.

    Of course, being a raving homosexual, you wouldn't know that.

  16. 16

    Re: LizardKinG – Morning, I feel like leaving some dew on the lily.

  17. 17

    you fat fuck leave her alone i hope she presses cherges against you

  18. 18

    Everyone hates you FAT-PIG-FAG because you are a liar. When you speak with people (that you bash) in person , you are deep in their asses, and when they can't hear you, or see you, you speak disguisting thing behind their backs. You are a mistake of nature.

  19. 19

    HAHAHAH P!!!! Too funny!

  20. 20

    how is #5 "dissapointing", her cd and sensibility are quite British so to even hit the top 10 is quite an achievement, her new CD rocks, it's head and shoulders above 99.9 % of the crap on the American charts!

  21. 21

    i think its funny how she hates perez…but shes the one doing stupid shit , giving him thngs to write about…like clean up your act dumb bitch and then maybe he wouldnt have to write about you.

  22. 22

    bitch loves to bash other ppl, but can't take it when it's done back to her. she is as ugly as that vagina of hers…

  23. 23

    wtf?!!! what, she can't afford undies?!!!

  24. 24

    Why did she dye her hair blonde? How ugly. Why do people not wear underwear any more? That is so stupid and 2 years ago.

  25. 25

    I'm with harrybalsac; tag team time.

  26. 26

    Dude, I signed up on Twitter just to see the bickering. I thought the funniest part Perez said was "Desperate!" because I could see him saying that in a gay way.

  27. 27

    YOUR a bitch Perez and we love it!! :)

  28. 28

    Perez maybe if you should the world your vagina on here she wouldn't hate you so much.

  29. 29

    hehehehe sorry maybe I shouldn't laugh. hrm

  30. 30

    Re: Lopez Hyatt – HAHAHAHA, nicely put!

  31. 31

    Hmmm I love Lily but you're right,
    she needs to lighten up about this whole issue.

  32. PFF says – reply to this


    Most people hate you Perez, as you're a pathetic bully. But you're also like the village idiot, you're entertaining and happy to go along with it all as long as you get some attention and you've done so by becoming more and more catty, petty and less and less witty. just shows how low and pathetic you are by showing pics of her private parts.
    if you ever read this i hope you take it in for a moment, if you said any of your comments in a workplace, i.e outside of moral-lacking hollywood, it would be un-acceptable. but i suppose you're happy making money out of being a bullying diiccck.
    rant over, thanks.

  33. 33

    Rally now Perez?! You like Lily? You did nothing but bitch her. What do you expect? High praises for you from her?

  34. 34

    LOL lookit, she has a chubby one!

  35. 35

    Re: harrybalsac – Morning Harry… Id make her wash it first….

  36. 36


  37. 37

    #5 is not bad, perez! how far do your albums make it on itunes? yeah, exactly, stfu.

  38. 38

    Really Perez, posting this picture again is childish.
    The first time, I understand, but again?

    I didn't believe your comments were in meant to be good nature either and I love both of you. Apologize for real and give her a chance to cool down.

  39. 39

    a lot of people just don't like douchbags.

  40. 40

    LOL, what a way to get back at someone! post a picture of their private parts!

  41. 41

    no wonder she miscarried. the fetus ditched the womb shortly after it developed its nose and caught a whiff of her infested vayjayjay.

  42. 42

    Dumb bitch doesn't realize that Perez has made her even more popular then she even deserves by talking about her on his website. Celebrities would kill to get noticed by Perez. The only person who's career he hasn't helped is Jennifer Aniston and she is a lost cause..

  43. 43

    You're stupid and petty. You're the biggest drama-queen!!

  44. 44

    "…we really like talking about her boozy ways, her outlandish statements to the media, her childish fights, her unprofessionalism, her self-sabotaging and her all-around fuckery." - GLASSHOUSE; STONES

    Allen loves to dish it, but she can't take it!


    We just call it as we see it.


    Oh, and if you haven't seen it yet….



  45. Allen says – reply to this


    You're such a hypocrite, Perez
    really, no one cares about your comments :s
    Please do something to benefit the world.
    With your so-called fame, be something
    If you were to die today, who'd miss you?

  46. 46

    Well…Perez does like calling successful young women "sluts". Maybe he's just jealous he's not a successful young woman…perhaps he should join a militant tranny squad and break into pharmacutical warehouses and steal horomones to live out his dream.

  47. 47


  48. 48

    What a little piece of white trash she is? I bet her parents are real proud of the worthless little slut they produced? She is a good example for young girls everywhere (girls who want to be prostitutes)? She is a disgrace to ALL females everywhere? But what do you expect from someone who comes from the country that Used To Be England but is now entering third world status?

  49. 49

    BREAKFAST IS SERVED!!!! Thank you perez, just cause you thing the VAG is icky doesn't mean the rest of us do.

  50. 50

    You really don't like British people do you perez?

  51. 51

    Re: Modesto – ??? you live in modesto???

  52. Uker says – reply to this


    obsessed much?
    leave her alone fatass and carry on fingering katy perry's loose ass. there';s a good boy.

  53. 53


  54. 54

    How can you sit there and say it's all in good fun when you know you bash her? To her fans, we aren't affected… but you may be introducing someone to her online and they take your word and run. You dissed her Leno performance and that shows you are jealous are something… Why so nit picky?? Don't treat her like shit then whine because she hates you. I would hate you too dumbass.

  55. 55

    This is bitchy, even for you Perez.

  56. 56

    why dont u face off in person i betcha perez wouldnt say half the shit he writes asshole¡!!!!!!!

  57. Uker says – reply to this



  58. 58

    Can we please just admit that, while entertaining, neither of you have any talent whatsoever.

  59. 59

    This makes me like her more. She is fucked up, but she has some talent. Perez is just a parasite who will burn out. So many celebrities use him to get a hit of publicity (paging Britney), but I find this "fuck off" attitude refreshing. Perez and Lily are not in the same league. She owes him no deference.

  60. 60

    #5 Disappointing? Can it Perez.

  61. 61

    ok Perez isn't fat first of all biotches!
    Maybe if this girl wasn't such an easy target, then Perez wouldn't make jokes about her.
    I mean really, shes a cleb she has to expect people to be hating on her.
    She knows there is going to be people taking photos of her, like commmon was she to drunk to put on some panties before leaving her home?!
    Common think about the children!!!
    but she still does make good music.. not going to lie!

  62. 62

    Re: Mentalist – HA! and the US is what? a thriving metropolis? and, if you ever took a history class you would remember that the US also used to be called England. retard.

  63. 63

    you are such a queen. what is this…high school.

  64. 64

    You are the one that sounds like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

  65. 65

    I totally agree, Perez is such a disappoitment lately, I really loved him, but I think he needs cash big time, because on the chelsea show he was all like uuh I love you, and about the feud with Lilly he was also like, yeah sure i love her, such great music CAUSE HE DOESNT WANNA APPEAR MEAN IN PUBLIC, but behind Lilly's back he is a shit talker…im seriously dissappointed… i dont think im gonna read this page anymore(well for today:P, tomorrow Ill probably forgive him for not having a spine)

  66. 66

    WOW! Mario, you are a bitch!!!! :)

  67. 67

    she might be wierd but that box looks niiice

  68. 68

    You have an interesting way of showing your affection.. No wonder you'll die as a miserable, old, fat, lonely fag.

  69. AMO says – reply to this


    How old is she anyway? She's majorly immature.

  70. 70

    If you watch the video you will see a very together young woman stating clearly that she is simply annoyed with his antics. Lily even makes the statement that she still gets requests from Perez to do media with him. Lily comes across in this video as a woman with a great sense of humour. And her comments about the way Perez treats young women is spot on. How disgusting that a young woman enjoying her life in a similar way to the majority of her peers would be consistently referred to as a drunk slut. It is sadly typical behaviour from many gay men.

  71. 71

    i dont care who she hates. I just went out to buy her cd last night and… its AMAZING!!!!!! Go Lily. F*** you very much

  72. 72

    I am so sick of this stupid feud. She is so immature, not to mention unintelligent. She is only in this business due to luck, and the fact that everyone loves a drunk! And number five is rather disappointing for a sophomore album, Kate Perry's was a freshman, and it came out when she was much less known and Allen. This stupid twat needs to have an old man knock her up and support her because she will never get by on talent alone.

  73. bleh! says – reply to this


    Perez, wtf? Stop acting like you're in grade 9.

    You're accusing her of being childish, making outlandish claims (Hello? "Castro is dead" remember that??), etc. when you do the same thing.

    Pot, meet kettle, last name "Black".

  74. 74

    please, why wouldnt she say she hates u wen u act like that toward her!! shes huge all ova europe (im from ireland), n shes afta bein tru so mch…a miscarriage the media n paps not givin her time 2 grieve, n she sil cums ou with great music, now shes bein givn a chnce 2 make it big in america n sum1 who is hardly known evrywer bar the US has decided 2 start fightin with her 2 up their 'celebrity' status, ud b annoyed with sum1 tryn 2 get famous of ur back 2!!!

  75. 75

    …there goes my breakfast.

  76. 76

    wow perez youre pathetic. you two are two peas in a pod so stfu

  77. 77

    Landing strips are so 90's. ::sip::

  78. 78

    Mario, what do you expect, everyone has feelings you know, and when you say those things to her its clearly upsets her!
    look i think you owe an apology, i know that this is your job , but your job is not to bully people and as much as i love you Mario, you've taken it too far with lily and you really should stop!
    im saying that if as one of your biggest fans, not a hater yea? x

  79. JRO says – reply to this


    Re: klaus_nomi_bitches

    Wow, your like a complete piece of shit!

  80. 80

    ew. omg that is sooo gross. i thought you blooped out her underwear but you didnt. you really did block it out for some good reason thats her VAG! that is soooo fucking gross. what a hot mess she is.

  81. 81

    If she gobbles up everything Perez says about her and even fights back she's going to go insane one of these days. Actually the damage is probably already done with her.

  82. 82

    thank you Perez, can't stand the bitch, don't like her music and can't even get through half a song without changing channel/station/closing the link…

  83. 83

    Yeah. #5 is VERY disappointing. Lady Gaga's highest peak was #17, and Katy Perry was at #9!!! And you congratulate them!!! Damn you, Perez!

  84. 84

    we all hate u piggy

  85. 85

    What's harmless fun to some can be crushing another's soul.

  86. 86

    She's classy beyond belief! This picture proves that and says it all!
    (Being sarcastic if you didn't notice)

  87. 87

    LMAO! Perez you are so crazy!

  88. 88

    Nothing about your stupid "feud" ever struck me as lighthearted, even on your end.

  89. 89

    stop giving her free promotion

  90. 90

    yeah she has been looking hot lately id hit that

  91. 91

    ahahahahha lol.

  92. 92

    Can you imagine if Lady Gaga or Paris Hilton's CDs had debuted at No.5, how we would be bombarded with wild congratulations on their deliriously wild success?

  93. 93

    I saw her on The Hour last night, and the way she talks makes her look like an idiot. I liked her when she wore sneakers with dresses and had a bit of chub on her, when she didn't care, now she does, so I don't.

  94. 94

    She's rude and disrespectful.

  95. 95


  96. brans says – reply to this


    there is nothing wrong with underwear people. isnt it uncomfortable thinking that your "cat" could be touching everything?

  97. @v@ says – reply to this


    You like Lily SO much you repost a pic of her privates?
    If she says she hates you, it's because you've hurt her.

  98. 98

    White Culture

  99. 99

    curtains dont match the crapet and she looks like hitler down there! ew!

  100. epic says – reply to this


    i don't like you both. i think you both are childish, selfish, irgnorant, talentless ignorants.
    though i have to admit that this entry is kind of funny..
    bet she will scream her lungs out.
    btw: i don't think that either perry nor allen can make music. but again, allen's worse.

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