Lily Allen Has No Sense Of Humor
We thought our little "feud" with Lily Allen was all in good fun - playful bickering.
Unfortunately, it seems like the British singer, whose new album debuts at a disappointing #5 on the U.S. Billboard charts this week, is taking this silliness between us way too seriously.
In a new interview with Access Hollywood, Lily says that she hates Perez.
HATES!
That's a shame. We like Lily. We like her music. And we really like talking about her boozy ways, her outlandish statements to the media, her childish fights, her unprofessionalism, her self-sabotaging and her all-around fuckery.
Allen loves to dish it, but she can't take it!
We just call it as we see it.
Oh, and if you haven't seen it yet….
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's vagina.
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's vagina.
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's vagina.
[Image via Celebrity Vibe.]
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Perez, Katy Perry sucks donkey balls. Lily rocks!!! If u got off Perry's dick maybe u'd see that she really is shit!
Team Lily.
why the fuck isnt she wearing any panties??
you are an utter moron Perez. You promote the hell out of these bands that are flops here in the U.S. and sell nothing…but you diminish the achievement of Lily Allen simply because she doesn't appreciate you making fun of her. You are a truly stupid and empty man. I work with someone who you went to HS with and who you know very well, and they tell me a lot of things about you that you would find super embarrassing.
By the way, Lily's album debuted 15 runs higher than her debut album and sold twice as many copies in it's first week…girl must be doing something right…from Billboard.com:
Lily Allen's sophomore album, "It's Not Me, It's You" (Capitol), which starts with 70,000 at No. 5. The British singer's debut release, 2007's "Alright, Still…," bowed at No. 20 with 34,000.
who doesn't wear underwear nowadays
that vag is pretty
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
F.Y.FUCKING I.- LILLY'S MUSIC IS WAAAAAAY BETTER THAN KATY PERRY'S. PLEASE READ THE ALBUM REVIEWS FOR "IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU" IN BLENDER, ROLLING STONE, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, AND PEOPLE MAGAZINES. WAY BETTER REVIEWED THEN KATY'S DEBUT. GEEZ PEREZ UR SUCH A HATER.
oooaaahh that is so nasty!
OMG you rude people.
he's a gay man how the hell do you expect him to know about vaginas?!
geez.
how is the hell is debuting a #5 disappointing? what would you consider debuting a 10 then?
first week at 5 is great!
I'm on team Lily.
and perez you're just a douchebag. you started the crap on twitter…and gave her the reason to be pissed. just leave her be already!
I STILL LOVE U PEREZ! ITs so much fun watching people trying to insult u LOL
fuck lilly. but i rly like her music it rox!
I have no idea who she is, not familiar with her music at all. What is surprising is that she is from England and has decent teeth!
She is such a lady…gawd… Apparently she is advertising in a few ways..
beef curtains!
Look again Lizard King, that is no "landing strip"-that is a clean shaven beaver-and hanging beef curtians…
OH BUUUURN! hahahahah. nice one perez
She's has a big fat one
bitch!!! but love her!!
notice the blonde hair??
that means it was taken a WHILE ago.
perez, theres no need to be a dick because she doesnt like you
Re: GuhhQ – Mmmm, but that was Katy's first album and this is Lily's second.
WHO IS THIS NASTY WHORE?!
Well, I certainly didn't get that it was "playful bickering." I got the impression that you strongly disliked her as well, and were totally on Team Katy……
TEAM LILY
I still think Lily is hot, don't hate Perez…
dirty whore
SHE IS JUST FOUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is all big and fat "down there" too. Damn you Perez, now we gotta sleep with our lights on.
Perez, you made fun of her miscarriage. Of course she hates you.
MAKE.TEAM.PEREZ.SHIRTS!!!!!!!!
(:
suck it hard, lily.
clamtastic!
HAHA you're such a douche!
But I love yah! *hug*
BWAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lilly is a douche bag! Go team Perez!!!
PEREZ I LOVE U!!!
well…
i like her too, but shes too crazy and weird haha.
Hahaha EW. She is not classy at all.
Re: HITEKG4 – Now that's just offensive to walruses everywhere.
SHE WENT COMMANDO.
no one can hate perez, dislike maybe, but not hate (;
I can't blame her for hating you
you're so biased against her, just coz katy perry gives you attention and she hates lily doesn't mean you should
yeah, i may like lily's new song, but that's just a SONG. she still is annoying as hell, being all drunk and egotistic and shit. she has no class whatsoever. so i take sides w/ you perez.
sooooo cooterific!!!! haha!!!!
I hope Lily starts posting pics of Perez's cooter all over MySpace!
Perez, you were being a fucking asshole.
Get over yourself.
LOL PEREZ! Your too good.
EW.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwww
Why don't any of these whores ever wear underwear??
she's just a child. and the vajayjay exposure lily darling…you may giggle now, but in a few years you'll cringe like the rest of us…not tasteful darling. tacky in fact.
gro-dy.
"We thought our little "feud" with Lily Allen was all in good fun - playful bickering."
Oh really? you keep on calling her a slut and posting non flattering pics of her… you where the ONLY one laughing at her… too bad Lily dedicated you 1 sloopy second now you are gonna talk over and over again about that till supreme boredrom… you know what went wrong with Lily, you know what drove her crazy, yet you keep on making her look like a fool so your adored Katy will take her place but NO that won't happen… Lily is awesome and she will always be… wannabe Perry will be over for next year!
Lily's got a landing strip!!!!!!!!
Re: blndemoment01 – agreed!
mohawk!!! hahahahahaahhhaaa
HEy Perez ,
y r u such a loser?
get off Lily's back ,
OH NO SOMEONE SAID THEY HATE PEREZ
hey i got news for u son , there r millions more
get over it , n whats more u bring this on to urself ,
u r the one who started this whole thing ,
if Lily want to n she can bring u down ,
she can be much meaner then u ,
n no sense of humor ? just becoz she said she hate u ?
pls grow up u fucking pink hair ugly piece of shit
ur whole look disgrace me , n please stop judging on people ,
n get urself sorted , coz u r the biggest mess of all.
[re=3456724]Re: harrybalsacHarry…we know,….you'd hit anything
U are such a pathetic immature, confused, insecure fuckwit to be posting Lilys pubes on ur website, this actually makes me feel totally disgusted in the fact that I signed up to ur stupid tounge arsing site
Any i think u really dont like people to have a gd times ..
i bet ur childhood must be a sad n misable one ,
u must have no fd when u r young , coz eveyone pick on u ,
n now u r puttin all those hate on to ur blog ,
what a sad wanker you are .. get over it perez ..
she is sooo ugly.ew ew ew!
Shes a digusting, vile, talentless mess. She never has anything positive to say about anyone else.
Her music is crap. I know you think it's cute but c'mon grow a taste.Or at least educate your selves musically.
"Fear" is like a bad Morrissey song. You see even the worst Morrissey song could make the top 10 if singer flashes genitals and trash other people.
i wanna lick her gunch
EWWWWWW! I DONT NEED TO SEE THAT! LOL, I GOT MY OWN TO WORRY ABOUT, CHILLAX ON LILY PEREZ.
At least she kinda shaves…
……tempting
shes a twat
why she cant wear a fuckin panty….so grows
is it just me or does it look kinda small?
If someone brought her flowers all she has to do is spread her legs. No vase necessary.
uhmmmm…..i dunn0 what t0 say…and i dnt even knw wat d hell am d0in here….lol
youre a gronk perez. lily allen doesnt want to take your shit anymore. just coz you have fun bullying doesnt mean its fun for the recipient.
lily allen is a mad bitch and her album is realy sweet.
you can only push people so far before they get pissed off.
p.s. the world and his missus have already seen this picture
EWW!! i dont wanna see this chikas vajayjay the jet plane!!