Lindsay Is "Working A Lot" On Self-Tanner
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fashion Smashion
Taking a break from pAArtying it up and eating one Big Mac , Lindsay Lohan has finally revealed what she's been "working a lot" on.
Apparently, LezLo has been crafting a line of cosmetics and self-tanner with her company, Stay Gold.
More like Stay Orange!
Rumor has it her self-tanner comes in "Orange Chicken," "Orange Peel," "Radioactive," and "Oops I Forgot To Wash My Hands After Application."
[Image via WENN.]
It's Almost Time for The Circus!
Yeah. I am sure she's real busy "working" on this…what the fuck does she do, mix the shit in beakers using bunsen burners? Bitch has NOTHING to do with these products besides put her name on them. Yo, Lindsay, forget that dick-lover Chance Crawford and come over to my place, I will show you what a real man would do to you if you offered to spread your legs for him.
Atleast she's doing something…unlike you mario
Yeah, thanks but no thanks…not gonna buy it!
As much as u love to talk shit about her, she's never looked better in her life. She really did grow up to be a STUNNING young woman. Perhaps she's a cyborg now…
Ugh, she looks DISGUSTING.
ugh she looks DISGUSTING. she doesn't even look how she used to. she looks like a cracked out mom!
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i'm so tired of her already
hahaha Nice one Perez! i laughed a lot
bitch looks high. The only thing is is doing is slutting around hollywood, like she always does.
clever names Perez….. *rolls eyes*
perez.. you forgot about Oompahloompah.
i can't believe you've allowed your site to become littered with the likes of paris hilton, kim kardashian, teenage homos, and this bitch.. is there really no INTERESTING celebrity gossip out there?
Re: Mike_Rotch – i forgot to include the cast of the hills
i fucking hate her. just die of your alcoholism or anorexia.
what in the world is wrong with her? she is just wasting her looks away. there are plenty of untalented actresses in Hollywood who have made the right choices and came out on top. ugh!!!! i hate it when such a good thing has gone to waste. if i were u lindsay, i would have been a charity/organizations/volunteer queen!!!! u could make ur f'n image so angelic, even better than angelina's if u would at least stand up for gay rights, or undernourished children in "3rd" world countries! and actually show up to work w.out drama. seriously, this business is a no brainer, all u need is looks and a good voice and granted a decent enough memory to remember lines between takes, and u got it made!!!!! sheesh.
Where is the Lindsay we loved for her bad movies?
Leave that Stay Gold crap aside and do a film or something.
Maybe a lesbian drama?
or
Maybe become a gay activist ?
But please stop spraying that Orange Glow on your skin!
So I wonder if 2-3 years from now when her and SaMan have long ceased to exist as lovers if we all will be reading a "tell all" book taht SaMan has written about her insane days with LezLo.
gross and who cares!
Lindsay is in total denial and it's sad. I thought she would pull it together when she went into rehab and seemed serious about turning her life around. She is fooling herself if she thinks she can make a success of anything in fashion or cosmetics. You have to be something besides a train wreck to get people interested in your "brand." Like an actress or something. She can't get a job. No one wants to hire her anymore. She has become toxic. I hope she gets some serious counseling and goes back into rehab. She is using again. You can tell by her behavior, her weight loss and her eyes. Drunk or drugs, no matter. She is young. If she gets help and grows up a little, she has a chance, because she did have modest talent as an actress. She could have gotten a gig on some TV sitcom, but not now.
hahahaha
i'm still pissed about the last "prostitute hall of fame" bullshit. How can women's life be a subject of public spectacle? they slept for money. Big deal! This is the moral equivalent of nailing the balls of sex offenders on a church wall for everyone to see. Dont these people have rights?
Perez, you hock shitty clothes at hot topic, and she's going to sell sell self tanner. Whats the difference? Maybe her shit will actually be bought.
She already made 1 million this year from her fornarina contract and the leggings are selling like crazy. And i bet she probably made a million too from just attending clubs with Samantha.
You should rename your site Lindsays Lohan Daily bashing cause this is how its going lately.
You should be ashamed being a gay man attacking her like that every single day.And the gay community who remain silent and doesnt speak up.
She took her license back loser cause all her drug tests came back clean.
Get a grip of course she lost weight having to read all these crap everyday.
As for the Chace Crawford story have the balls(oh i forgot you dont have any)to write a true story for once.Iam sure Lindsay went to hook up with Chace while Samanthas sister was there with her too.
Re: lemonbird – I completely agree with you. Three years ago before she got into trouble the FIRST time, she made excuses left and right. Now I feel like there is going to be a repeat this year because the same excuses are coming back, especially now with Orange Oprah coming to her defense yet again. Oh and if she is making million bucks for attending clubs, either she is being used or Samantha is using her. You cannot deny she looks disgustingly skinny.
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Re: Assume – Douche-whore
Lindsay was featured modeling some designer's clothing line a week or so ago: what happened to that? Now she's pushing a line of cosmetics? Maybe Dina, the Orange Oprah, could be one of her clients…
Lindsay needs to clean up her act and attempt to achieve something in her life other than follow Samantha around like a puppy dog. Right now she's merely taking up space and resources on our overcrowded planet.
perez I wouldn't even know this pointless shit if YOU didn't post it. stop giving her more 15 minutes. you gave her like 8 posts today. she is dead to me and the world. give it up!
That fake orange tan of hers is awful. redheads are supposed to have red hair and white skin. not blonde hair and orange skin.
HAHAHAHAHA
Re: Rudewisp – Don't pay attention to me. I'm fucking insane and I have no life. Just feel sorry for me.
I say I don't care about this site but that's not true. It's my life. That's why I change names and abuse other posters. I have no life and I believe it is my destiny to "clean" this site of people I have deemed unworthy. How fucking sad is that?!
First you have your girlfriend shit all over you…
wow did she just age 5 years?
hahahahahahaha perez you crack me up "oops I forgot to wash my hands after application" hahahahahahaha, i've definitely done that before.
She is so hot
Perez you are awesome…you make me day everyday not boring…read you all the time. Lindsay needs to get her shit together she is a great actress and very beautiful. It would be a shame if she ended up like the "two Coreys". I'm a big fan of hers and would hate to see her career go down…she has talent
ohh yeah we all wanna look like that -_-
If this is true I don't think she should be doing it, very tacky. She is probably panicking coz no-one wants to hire her for movies.
Also SHAKE 1 -no 24 you seem to know an awful lot about Lindsay's life when you post on here…….
RE: - italianvenus - I know. Isn't it getting a bit stale? A little imagination does wonders.
RE: - lemonbird - You are so right about Lindsay being in denial. Agreed, she needs to be something other than a train wreck to be a viable brand. Who will take any enterprise she undertakes now seriously?I hope she gets the counseling she needs. Unfortunately I don't think she will. It would be a long and difficult course and I don't think she has any true friends left to support her. As far as family support (or should that be exploitation), unless she is bringing them something to the table i.e. fame, connections and money she is of no use to them and probably kicked to the curb. So sad. I hope her younger sister somehow escapes this. It still shocks me that Lindsay is only 22. She should be fresh faced, bright eyed and enthusiastic about life. As much as one can be in HW. Although drugs play a huge part in her behaviour I think there is something else underlying that fuels the constant drama.
I am sad and pathetic. I spend my days thinking of ways to abuse people on this site. I am a sick fucking pig. My only "friend" on here is the old Tranny LG. I lick her ass because I am her bitch. She is my master. I am sick!
I have no life. I believe this site is mine and only mine. I insult people all day and night on here because I have nothing else. My life is empty and I am full of rage and bitterness. I am INSANE too! Muahahahahaha, I am so fucking stupid!
I obey my master…Leona(the retarded tranny thing)! I do what she/he says because I am weak and stupid. Licking her ass and coming to this site are my reasons for living! I am FUCKING SICK!
AHEM…A PAGE FROM MY DIARY:
DEAR DIARY, why am I such a loser? Why am I filled with such anger? Is it because I'm a big failure in everything I do? Yes, that's probably it!
But at least the Tranny, LG, loves me. She is the crazy glue that keeps me together. Boo-hoo-boo-hoo, I love her/him because she/him is the only freak that likes me. Freaks like to stick together I guess. When I lick her ass, I feel so good. When she/he says bark, I bark like the littel bitch I am!
In closing dear diary, my hope is that one day LG will strap her big fake c0ock on and give me the love I can only dream about! Hehe, I AM SO PATHETIC!
I'm a big fat pathetic failure. But I do give great rim jobs to the stupid ass Tranny. We're in love. I'm her bitch boy! Whatever LG wants, I give it to her/him. I think she/he is so artistic and so worldly. Even though she/he lives in a trailer park and shops at the dollar store. She/he is pathetic and stupid just like me! YAY for freaks!
I wish her well, she is just a young person with too much freedom and not enough family
I SAY THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SITE OR WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME BUT THAT'S A LIE. I MEAN, WHY ELSE WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T CARE? DUH! I AM FUCKING STUPID! AND I'M PATHETIC. LICK MY ASS LG, LICK IT TRANNY WHORE!
The only thing stunning about her is her stupidity. She is an an embarrassment.
I say I don't care about this site or the people on it, but I do!!!! That's why I'm here! Damn, I'm stupid! I'm here because I DO CARE! DUH! If I didn't care, i wouldn't be so angry that people make fun of me. Fuck me, I AM SO RETARDED!!!! I love this site and I need it to survive! My hatred needs this place. And I need to lick LG's ass!
I AM PATHETIC!
PEOPLE, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY ON HERE. I WRITE DOWN EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION IN MY JOURNAL. THEN I WILL USE THIS INFORMATION TO THREATEN YOU LATER. THAT'S THE PATHETIC KIND OF SHIT I DO! I AM SUCH A FUCKING LOSER IT'S UNBELIEVEABLE!
My hobbies include giving rim jobs to the dumbass Tranny, stalking(it's done out of love), writing down conversations in my journal, crying because I know I am a loser, and spending time talking to myself because I have no friends. I also knit.
"stunning" new woman. Yeah, whatever! What drugs do YOU take home gurl?!
Lindsay is going to look like a 40+ year OLD actress by the time she is 27!
At least Elizabeth Taylor during her ADDICTIONS when she was in her 20s (just like Lindsay) … Liz was professional and kept her commitments.
Linds … her days are numbered!
She has that "come hither" crack cocaine look….
If I was on the board of directors Id Fire Lindsey and seek out Paris to promote my product…. at least she's sober…..
HAHAHAHAHA st00000pid HOOKER.
So sick of her!
Lindsay had such a promising career, and she just threw it all away. Her parents are craaaaazy losers that "stole" the show with their nonsense and both forgot they had a daughter that needed guidance from at least one parent. Now she is all grown up and will do whatever it takes to stay in the spotlight except be the actress she once was. I hope she proves me wrong and is able to bounce back from the mess of a life she is living now.
Re: Assume Has No Life – what the f*ck are you???? you're such a freak
Give the girl a break….
Toda la familia es un caso de perdido de sexo, drogas y fiestas, ella deberia valorar que ademas de que es bonita, esta viva!!! que haga algo de provecho en su vida..
I hope that Lindsay's career finally does disintegrate completely. I want to buy myself a pet and she fits the bill perfectly.
Re: Assume Has No Life – WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ASSUME? SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE OR SOMETHING.
Re: Assume Has No Life – Goodness orchidgirl amazing gas! lol It's super obvious who you are! I saw your little message to me fart sniffer. Or shall I say several messages WTF? you are officially the biggest nutcase I have ever seen! you're a sad bitch and I hope you have the worse SHART of your life today! shit on yourself and die!
Re: poop coming out is fun – Hello Poop! I got your message and the answer is YES!
I gotta say, as a natural redhead, the fake tan is the worst pain in the ass, so I do feel for her (as much as I dislike her). Come on though, I'm no celebrity & I can do a better job of fake bake than her! Instead of spending all that money on booze and coke, she should go to a pro to get that orange glow… I would never trust a product endorsed by this bimbo!
hahaha
I remember thinking she was the cutest thing when she first broke out on the scene. A pretty good actress too, (Freaky Friday) What happened?
Every type of self-tanner looks orange on white and fair natural redheads.
Embrace the look you were born with, and work it. It's what makes you unique.
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Yo P'rez ~
You looked good at the table on CHELSEY LATELY the other night…
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Oh ~ And…
It's obviously LezLo is back to her coked out ways.
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Did she not get the memo that this is a bad time to start a "business".
lol "oops i forgot to wash my hands after application"
oh perez,you slay me
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hahah i think i wanna try the shade "oops i forgot to wash my hands after application" cuz im starting to look a little pale. perez i like your sense of humor! i wish you could make fun of me too.