Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Be still our beating heart!
According to reports, Zacquisha is going to join Hugh Jackman on stage in a song-and-dance number directed by Baz Luhrmann that promises to "shake things up" at Sunday night's Oscars.
It is also reported that Beyonce will join in on the number, along with Mamma Mia!'s Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper.
Oh, and that other High School Musical person, you know, that girl who's always hanging around our Zacquisha. Yeah, well, she's said to be in it too.
Our precious Zefron is also slated to present Best Original Song.
It all sounds very…flamboyant.
We can't wait!
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