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Cokate Versus Crazy Eyes Crusie: Let The Games Begin!

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If you're not cutting the right kind of line, then Kate Moss doesn't know who you are!

Even if you're Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!

Although the incident occurred a year ago, the offense still burns in Cokate's brain. Which is saying a lot because she usually can't remember what happened the night before.

Says Moss, of her unpleasant run-in with TomKat at the Met Costume Institute Gala last May:

"…we stood in line for an hour or something to say hello to the meet and greet in the receiving line. Donatella is in front of us, and Francesco Clemente was behind us with his wife, who I knew from back in the day. And we’re going, I can’t believe this. You can’t smoke. You can’t have a drink.

When we got to the receiving line, this lady came up and said, "We’re sorry, they’ve all gone to their tables." We were like, What? Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, Who the fuck are they? They’re not even in fashion!

If we were Crazy Eyes Cruise, we'd be sure not to cross a smoke-and-drink deprived Cokate. An hour without a vice is like an eternity for her!

TomKat best avoid this year's Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs ball hosted by Miss Moss. Bitch will cut them with a credit card faster than Tommy can scream "Harder, Xenu!"

[Images via WENN.]

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25 comments to “Cokate Versus Crazy Eyes Crusie: Let The Games Begin!”

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  2. 2

    this put me to sleep

  3. 3

    bitch please. she pays someone to cut her coke for her.

  4. 4

    I agree with her for once, they're fucking NOBODY to me.

  5. 5

    you need to be food deprived for a week or so fatso!

  6. 6

    Haha o the politics of the rich an fame whores

  7. 7

    Slow news day Perez??? Go suck Teddy's dick and post it..we will enjoy watching it!

  8. 8

    hahha tom cruise is a weirdo. get 'em kate. she is actually onto something in saying that about them. fucking scientologist psychos

  9. 9

    ::::: Kate Moss wants to be Kate Cruise skinny ::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

  10. 10

    not being 'funny' but so what she sounds like a bratt and she isnt in-to fashion its the drugs backstage….and also this is very old 'news' if you call it 'news' well atleast your recycling! bored now…cant you post someone with talent? not a coat hanger and freeky smile and well a coat hanger that sometimes talks-when allowed! i mean were's the funny news and stuff do more lily allen she's funny! and talented -score…erm or idk make something up ive just read all my books being in hospital is boring! just you know 'pretend to qoute' a friend of a friend of a aunt of and uncle of a mums mum thought she heard someone once say just make it funny as in the song 'make em laugh' make me laugh im bored.

  11. 11

    Re: guilty of being white – uh I would NOT enjoy watching Perez and Teddy in lust but kudos to you! enjoy :)

  12. 12

    god, not only is this old news, this was on tmz a few days ago. taking a few days off perez? mom and sis doing the column again? oh wait, you do it ALLLLL by yourself.

  13. 13

    Re: DikinCider – hey darling…

  14. Sweet says – reply to this


    Hahaha. Funny. Katie Homes really is a nobody, who now thinks she's somebody because she married Tom Cruise. Fashion and Katie Holmes = not quite right.

  15. 15

    she is so right - i mean seriously, regardless of whatever scandal kate has been in, she is an icon in fashion. many people don't want to admit it, but she is. the fact that tom cruise and katie holmes got to go pass her is BULLSHIT. katie holmes is only dressing better because of a stylist.

  16. 16

    TommyGirl and XenuHolmes exude an "entitlement" aura where ever they go; this "run-in" with Kate Moss is just another example of this outrageous attitude.

  17. 17

    On the "who's who" list of celebrities, TommyGirl and XenuHolmes should be at or near the bottom. They're two "posers" and photo-ops whores who even use their daughter to capture the medias attention. They were fortunate that Kate Moss didn't create a scene at the Met Costume Institute Gala…some angry individuals might have called TommyGirl out for butting ahead of the line of guests waiting to be seated.

  18. AMO says – reply to this


    Perez, are you not going to post on Brad Pitt taking Maddox and Pax to Vegas for a get-a-way? According to US Weekly.com; Angie's also scouting out locations in NY for her next thriller movie. Didn't she say she was taking a lot of time off to be a mommy? There's y'all a topic; run with it…

  19. 19

    Is Kate Moss under some sort of delusion that she is "IN" fashion?
    On what planet?
    At least Tom and Katie and much more likeable than that idiot.

  20. 20

    Go Kate!!!!!!

    She's a fashion GOD!

    Kates not in fashion She IS Fashion!!!!

  21. 21

    Kate sez "who the fuck are they?"

    The rest of the planet sez "A-MEN!!"

  22. 22

    Who cares about Katie Holmes. She can't even act. Dawson's Creek is all that she will ever be known for. She wasn't even that good in the Batman movie. Marriage to Tom Cruise pays off well.

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  24. 24

    As if they got in front of KATE MOSS

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