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Just As Rare As Victoria Beckham Smiling!

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We're sure cosmetic dentists around the world would love to get their hands on his chompers!

Coldplay's Chris Martin grins from ear-to-ear in London on Wednesday night.

Why so damn happy????

Earlier that evening, the band went home empty-handed at the Brit Awards. They had been nominated for four awards.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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46 comments to “Just As Rare As Victoria Beckham Smiling!”



  1. 1

    Ewwwww, he is one ugly ass mother fucker.



  2. 2

    He is so freakin' gorgeous. I Love him.



  3. 3

    FIRST



  4. 4

    hahah GAAAH!!! BARFFFF. holy fuck. how in the name of JESUS DID HE GET gwenneth paltrow. OM FG. bleeech!



  5. 5

    LOL perez you just hate him don't you ahhah. omg. he looks not so great in this picture. poor ol' chap! hahah.



  6. 6

    He looks scary lol.



  7. 7

    Paltrow must have died.



  8. 8

    He looks beautiful just the way he is. Why would he want some bigass Hillary Duff veneers?
    He does look a little glassy eyed - hitting the bong Chris?



  9. 9

    Lay off, Perez. His teeth look fine to me. Great smile. I'm tired of looking at the ubiquitous Hollywood horse teeth (eg. Hilary Duff).



  10. 10

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    HE'S ALMOST AS UGLY AS HIS WIFE!
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  11. 11

    I want Chris to sing Sparks to me in bed



  12. 12

    Who's Ben and why was he nominated???



  13. 13

    ::::: He likes Gwennie 2 be super skinny ::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com



  14. 14

    Re: JuneGordon – #7.
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    BITCH PROBABLY OD'D ON ATTITUDE!
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  15. 15

    Aaarrrgghhh just as bad as when posh smiles…



  16. 16

    He looks like an average, everyday crack head bum.



  17. 17

    actually, those are some decent british teeth.



  18. 18

    GAH, UGLY! Who is "Ben Nominated"?



  19. 19

    Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – What a vicious thing to say! I love it . . .



  20. 20

    I'm so happy.



  21. 21

    Shit that has bred? *shivers*



  22. 22

    He's overdue for a teeth cleaning.



  23. 23

    His teeth needs some serious bleaching. I see some goya beans stains.



  24. 24

    why is he and his wife rarely seen together. Do they have some agreement that they only get together to procreate? Hmm I guess one person's gorgeous is another person ugly ass. Just goes to show that beauty is really in the eye of the beholder.



  25. 25

    Not major dental work. The teeth are straight; just need to be evened out. I adore Gwynnie and her teeth, too. When I was having teeth implants done, I asked for teeth like Gwyneth Paltrow. Alas, I didn't get them quite like that. She has a fab smile.



  26. 26

    Who is "Ben Nominated"?



  27. 27

    I'm sure that he had a permenantly runny nose growing up - he is creepy looking and so not good looking!



  28. 28

    Are you mad? He has perfectly normal, healty teeth…looks a lot better than those fake Hollywood implants!

  29. nh22 says – reply to this


    29

    Why so happy, you ask?

    Well..his hit album is doing awesome. He's selling out venues all over the world. He's won some major awards with that awesome band of his….

    So..he has a lot to smile about.



  30. 30

    Who cares about the fucking Brit awards? Bad breath, bad teeth, and bad music. Expect the beatles.



  31. 31

    He is so HOT!!! and happy because Coldplay had the #1 song of 2008!!!! I'm happy for them too!



  32. 32

    Shut up Perez. Chris Martin is brilliant & a musical god. Ive seen brits w/ much worse teeth… i.e. amy winehouse for starters. And Chris is smiling cuz his album is doing amazing & they won a bunch of grammies, so who cares if he didnt get any brit awards… he still has more talent in his pinky than you!



  33. 33

    He's a troll— and probably happy because Gwynnie Bitch is in NYC of some other locale way the fuck away from him.



  34. 34

    Forgot to mention how Coldplay swept the Grammys? Hmm. How could you forget that one Mr. Hilton?



  35. 35

    Emm Perez.. im not sure if you know BUT YOUR TEETH ARE UGLIER THAN HIS ASSHOLE! I usually adore you but you have the ugliest teeth in the world!!!!!!!!!!!! He is so damn cute and those teeth are normal, much prettier than yours! Look in the mirror gosh.. ur not horrible but srsly..



  36. 36

    it's not that rare to find him smiling… i've seen him smile plenty of times.



  37. 37

    Yat and really could go for SS while watching a movie. Ymi 46



  38. 38

    it doesn't matter if they didn't get any brits…they got grammys and top selling album of '08…



  39. 39

    THATS FUCKING STRANGE, NO AWARD, NOT 1? ..OMG I JUST READ THAT "PALTROW MUSTVE DIED" COMMENT: =p



  40. 40

    Re: use my Luv – I DONT LUV ME SOME PALTROW



  41. 41

    Re: use my Luv – WHO DOES REALLY…THAT GOOP SHIT IS ANNOYING AS HELLLLL TRUST ME, I WENT ON.



  42. 42

    what the fuck are wrong wit his teeth,there fine.theres nothing at all wrong your clutching at straws not fatso.im sure plastic surgeons all over the world would love to get there hands on you but even dr 90210 cant help you……….your so fat and ugly you make me sick and just to let you know,have you seen your teeth??there dreadful and way way way worse than chris martins.stop trying to make news out of nothing just because you know he has brain and fucking hates you

  43. free says – reply to this


    43

    Oh please, his teeth are perfectly normal- for a Brit.



  44. 44

    Cosmetic dentist?? Why!? They are straight and perfect and he is soooooooo adorable. *reaowr*!



  45. 45

    he's a brit! what do you want him to do, ruin their tradition of disgusting teeth?



  46. 46

    uhhh kinda cute but then also kinda creepy… i dont know which to choose.