Home Videos Photos

Kirk Douglas, Alive and Kicking

| Filed under: Super Seniors

kirk.jpg

We hope we're this actuve at 92-years old!

Hollywood legend Kirk Douglasis set to do the one-man-show, Before I Forget, in Los Angeles, March 6, 8, 13 and 15th at the venue named after him, the Kirk Douglas Theatre.

The Oscar nominated thesp, and father of actor Michael, said he's made a career of playing "sons of bitches".

Will this new role be just as feisty as his others?

Go get 'em, Kirk!

[Image via WENN.]

Oldest Celebs To Ever Pose In Playboy!
Oldest Celeb Dads
Best Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
Perez's Pics Of The Week - August 23-30, 2014
The Secrets You NEVER Knew About Saved By The Bell!
Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
Email this  »

51 comments to “Kirk Douglas, Alive and Kicking”



  1. 1

    …that scary old fuck looks like the Cryptkeeper. No disrespect meant.



  2. 2

    Are they now remaking Weekend at Bernie's?



  3. 3

    Awww….Good for him!…My grandma's 97 and still as ballzy as hell =]



  4. 4

    .
    .
    .
    LIKE A DEER KICKS AFTER IT HAS BEEN HIT BY A CAR. OR A WOLF AFTER THE SHEBITCH SARWHORE PALIN' IN COMPARISON TO BIDEN PICKS IT OFF FROM A HELICOPTER.
    .
    .



  5. 5

    Re: KatVonB*tch
    #3.
    .
    .
    .
    HONEY MR DOUGLAS' BALLS HAVEN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE 1968.
    .



  6. 6

    He IS Spartacus!



  7. 7

    Oh man getting old sucks ass!



  8. 8

    Two typos is one post Mario? You’re slippin. Step your game up!



  9. 9

    Does he still have teeth?



  10. 10

    I hope to be 'actuve' too.



  11. 11

    He also has a Myspace that he blogs on. This man could teach new hollywood a thing or two. He's awesome.



  12. 12

    he looks like the colonel from the "chicken on a stick" skit from Ren and Stimpy.



  13. 13

    wow…the man is victim of some really bad plastic surgery.



  14. 14

    He looks good for 92!



  15. 15

    Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk!
    Here's a guy for you LG. That is if you're into younger men.
    .
    Give 'em hell Kirk!



  16. 16

    Sad. He's almost getting too old to rape actresses, like Natalie Wood . . .



  17. 17

    who really gives a fuck?



  18. 18

    Heard he was quite the ladies man back in the day.



  19. 19

    barely alive.dead pool alert!



  20. 20

    Re: JuneGordon – you're only as old as the girls you rape!!



  21. 21

    Re: topper (click here for more) – #15.
    .
    .
    WELL LG REALIZES CHUCKY HESTON WILL ALWAYS HAVE KIRK'S HEART, DEAR!
    .



  22. 22

    Hell must have frozen over if you're being NICE to older folks.



  23. 23

    You should do a SEPERATED AT BIRTH with this pic and a pic of the "doll" from the SAW movies……SCARY!!!!!

    Love you Perez…



  24. 24

    Re: topper (click here for more) – Lol # 15 comment



  25. 25

    Re: KatVonB*tch – Your grandma is Harry Balsac? I knew it!



  26. 26

    Re: Mike_Rotch – #20.
    .
    RUN ALONG NOW, RECESS IS OVER, DEAR.
    .



  27. 27

    Re: LaDiva delivers KO fatalities – #24.
    .
    .
    DON'T GET TO FAR FROM YOUR CUBICLE YOU MIGHT GET A SHOCK!
    ZAP!
    .



  28. 28

    love him in 'a letter to three wives' however didnt (sorry) watch it because of him i watched it cos of Jeanne crain and she is very good in it lovesssss her legend and i hope he's ok take care*



  29. 29

    You'd better hope that at his age you haven't been kissed on thel ips by John Travolta. Ewwwwww the picture still grosses me out. That's when Johnny boy was trying to prove that he kisses all his male friends like he did that guy when he was boarding his private plane. As to those complaining about how he looks, you're either very young or stupid. You're going to look like that at that age too.



  30. 30

    Re: Meat eater and beater – #8.
    .
    .
    DARLING LG THOUGHT P HAD JUST FINISHED A REMEDIAL COURSE.
    .



  31. 31

    Re: SWEETPIECE IS ME! – #25.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ;)
    .
    .
    .
    .



  32. 32

    Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – #27.
    .
    .
    .
    Too.
    .
    .
    (Like anyone but a select few would notice.)
    .



  33. 33

    HE is ADORABLE! I want him to be my grandpa!



  34. 34

    He eats lots of goya beans to keep himself regular *wink*



  35. 35

    This man and his sons have brought a lot of pleasure to movie patrons BEFORE movies became little more than 2 hours of explosions and gun fire. He Is One Of The True Masters . Not one of the little no talent masturb*t*rs that try to pretend to be talent today?



  36. 36

    Is he saying? Take me to that little ho lindsey lohan I'll give the bi**h so much di*k she will cry like a baby and dump her little lezbo friend like last weeks fried fish?



  37. 37

    Wow, 92 years old! Looking great, Mr. Douglas ! Hope to see you at the Oscars with your son Michael.



  38. 38

    WOW!!! God bless you, Mr. Douglas!!!



  39. 39

    Did they re-animate his corpse for this appearance??



  40. 40

    Nobody disses spartacus!



  41. 41

    I love Kirk!!!



  42. 42

    Re: JuneGordon – #16
    He's too old to out run you now JuneBug. This is your chance to have your way with him.



  43. 43

    Holy crap he looks like a face lift addict turned burn victim!

    I've seen lots of 90 year-olds that don't look like shiny faced zombies- but I expect there are several of those in Hollywood.



  44. 44

    Hurry Up get me to Mileys house, I'm losing my erection?



  45. 45

    Are you sure that isn't Michael?



  46. 46

    Wonder
    if
    KIRK DOUGLAS
    will
    address
    the
    long
    standing
    rumor
    that
    it
    was
    he
    that
    raped
    the
    teenaged
    NATALIE WOOD
    back
    in
    the
    mid-1950s ? ? ?



  47. 47

    Are you sure he's alive? He looks dead in this picture.



  48. 48

    What a Fucking champ… 92 and still going strong!

  49. @v@ says – reply to this


    49

    Wow. I can't believe he's going to do this. He and George Burns stay vital precisely because they like to work past retirement. If I go, I hope I go with my boots on. I hope his show goes well, before he forgets. A raised toast to Kirk.

  50. @v@ says – reply to this


    50

    I meant to say 'stayed vital' regarding Burns. Turns red. : )



  51. 51

    Crazy old people rock!
    i love 'em lol