R.I.P.
Filed under: PlayboyPlayboy magazine may soon be up for sale.
Yup, things are REALLY BAD in the bunny empire!
Posted: February 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm
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Bleached hair, fake orange tans, and airbrushing do not good porno make.
That sucks!
The airbrushing in that magazine has gotten out of hand. They don't even look like real women anymore
puffin! oh no =[
Re: gravytoot – Hey, you forgot about the fake boobies!
Maybe Pamela could strut her stuff and save it…..
I would never read that filth. Pfft. Playgirl is how I roll.
Hefs been buying too much boiled gooseeeee
People still buy this mag when they can get all the naked chicks and "articles" to read for free online - as well as free scans of Playboy Playmates in general? I guess both Hef and huis empire are needing colostomy bags these days.
That's actually very good news. That will give him a lot of extra time on working to find God before it's too late.
Oh well it's not like Hugh doesn't have a pot to piss in…
Arg!
How much for the cum skimmer from the grotto?
Re: harrybalsac – Did yours break down again?
Re: The Real Assume – Mario goes that way too…now you have something in common….
Re: M*I*A*R – Yeah, me and aj did a lot of "spawning"last weekend!
poor hef!!!
good.
maybe men will start seeing women as people now.
No wonder Holly hauled ass!
Re: harrybalsac – Woah you and aj… and i was not a witness of this…. shocking…
Re: llamalou – Holly has been dating illusionist Criss Angel (he has a show on A&E called "MindFreak") since her split with Hef. Criss has a 10 year contract with Cirque and currently has a show at The Luxor Hotel in Vegas.
I think it's time to shut the whole thing down.
Hint for Playboy, LAY OF THE FAKE PHOTOSHOPPING and get some REAL looking woman back onthe pages, might save the company some $$$!!!!
There are more girls than ever that are aspiring Playboy models and posing. Why? There's no $ to be made. When Hef is not as rich and not as famous, there will be no fame to gain, no doors to open. So, why do it? Just for the heck of it? I'm not against it, I love naked girls, but I just don't see how "playboy model" in this current economic situation is the wisest career move. Just hope somebody rich notices you and becomes your sugar daddy, I suppose?
perhaps they should put much much better women in there and people will buy again.
so is LG going to lose her secretarial job supporting hef?
Re: llamalou – lmao
i would cry if playboy crashed and burned
i dont even read it but im a huge GND fan
aww.
That really sucks. I wonder what Hef has been cutting back on???? Maybe no private jets, Armani suits and big parties???
That's because it's so over. So 20th C.
Sad
NO SURPRISE! THAT WAS LONG OVER DUE!
I'd take it, buy only if Bridget comes with. Yum…
Hef wont sell the magazine he wants his 2 youngest boys to have it.
BUT I would love to see how fast all those free loading ho's run to penthouse, when they find out that they cant be the center fold at playboy.
Things aren't bad. Hef is just setting up the empire for his passing. The man is like 142 years old for crying out loud! His family obviously is not interested in continuing the tradtion!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA