R.I.P.

Filed under: Playboy

Playboy magazine may soon be up for sale.

Yup, things are REALLY BAD in the bunny empire!

Posted: Feb 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm / Email this »

37 comments to “R.I.P.”

gravytoot says – reply to this

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Bleached hair, fake orange tans, and airbrushing do not good porno make.
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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That sucks!
budsgal says – reply to this

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The airbrushing in that magazine has gotten out of hand. They don't even look like real women anymore
itsNICObitch says – reply to this

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puffin! oh no =[
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: gravytoot – Hey, you forgot about the fake boobies!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Maybe Pamela could strut her stuff and save it…..
The Real Assume says – reply to this

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I would never read that filth. Pfft. Playgirl is how I roll.
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Hefs been buying too much boiled gooseeeee
konajinx says – reply to this

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People still buy this mag when they can get all the naked chicks and "articles" to read for free online - as well as free scans of Playboy Playmates in general? I guess both Hef and huis empire are needing colostomy bags these days.
Silklights says – reply to this

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That's actually very good news. That will give him a lot of extra time on working to find God before it's too late.
LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this

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Oh well it's not like Hugh doesn't have a pot to piss in…
SWEETPIECE IS ME! says – reply to this

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Arg!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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How much for the cum skimmer from the grotto?
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Did yours break down again?
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: The Real Assume – Mario goes that way too…now you have something in common….
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: M*I*A*R – Yeah, me and aj did a lot of "spawning"last weekend!
Margo_O_Awesome says – reply to this

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poor hef!!!
jumbie says – reply to this

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good.
maybe men will start seeing women as people now.
llamalou says – reply to this

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No wonder Holly hauled ass!
LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Woah you and aj… and i was not a witness of this…. shocking…
Silklights says – reply to this

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Re: llamalou – Holly has been dating illusionist Criss Angel (he has a show on A&E called "MindFreak") since her split with Hef. Criss has a 10 year contract with Cirque and currently has a show at The Luxor Hotel in Vegas.
minka says – reply to this

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I think it's time to shut the whole thing down.
LaalLAaaaOnTHefLoOR says – reply to this

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Hint for Playboy, LAY OF THE FAKE PHOTOSHOPPING and get some REAL looking woman back onthe pages, might save the company some $$$!!!!
OlDirtyDawson says – reply to this

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There are more girls than ever that are aspiring Playboy models and posing. Why? There's no $ to be made. When Hef is not as rich and not as famous, there will be no fame to gain, no doors to open. So, why do it? Just for the heck of it? I'm not against it, I love naked girls, but I just don't see how "playboy model" in this current economic situation is the wisest career move. Just hope somebody rich notices you and becomes your sugar daddy, I suppose?
ariel_is_swell says – reply to this

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perhaps they should put much much better women in there and people will buy again.
Fags Should Be Smoked says – reply to this

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so is LG going to lose her secretarial job supporting hef?
*Crystal* says – reply to this

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Re: llamalou – lmao
*Crystal* says – reply to this

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i would cry if playboy crashed and burned
i dont even read it but im a huge GND fan
Nikki Rose says – reply to this

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aww.
JuliaGulia says – reply to this

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That really sucks. I wonder what Hef has been cutting back on???? Maybe no private jets, Armani suits and big parties???
HipGnosis says – reply to this

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That's because it's so over. So 20th C.
bellaa says – reply to this

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Sad
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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NO SURPRISE! THAT WAS LONG OVER DUE!
tetzy says – reply to this

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I'd take it, buy only if Bridget comes with. Yum…
Basquegirl96 says – reply to this

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Hef wont sell the magazine he wants his 2 youngest boys to have it.
BUT I would love to see how fast all those free loading ho's run to penthouse, when they find out that they cant be the center fold at playboy.
getyourfactsstraight says – reply to this

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Things aren't bad. Hef is just setting up the empire for his passing. The man is like 142 years old for crying out loud! His family obviously is not interested in continuing the tradtion!
PHOTO says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA