Kenan Thompson The Latest To Pitch In His 2 Cents
SNL's Kenan Thompson is welcoming Chris Brown to perform on the late night show's stage with open arms, even after the alleged woman beater's altercation with Rihanna.
Uh, what???
"It's not up to me, but I'm sure we would if he had another hit single. We don't care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!" Thompson justified to reporters.
Are you kidding us???
The comedic moron continued: "I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female."
Oh really???
Prepare for the backlash from Lorne Michaels and NBC, Kenan!!
You need to learn when to keep your mouth shut!
Or maybe go back to flipping Good Burgers???
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What a tool!He should be tankful to even have such a high profile gig!
Stupid dumb ass!
It's sad all the people acting like he's justified for hitting her.
It's sad, all these people acting like he could be justified with hitting her.
WHAT A FUCKUP. AND GOOD BURGER SUCKED. HE STUPIT.
What an ass.
what a fuckin idiot
Dude, seriously, I didn't even know he still had a career. BUt then again, I don't watch SNL because it's just not funny. It hasn't been for YEARS. Or should I say, about a decade?
There is absolutely NO excuse for domestic violence! I don't understand the need for people like him or anyone for that matter, to try and come to the defense of Chris Brown. The second you start making excuses for domestic violence of any kind, you are only further hurting and abusing the victim.
Re: milosz – DOOD, THAT WHOLE 1ST TREND ENDED LIKE 1 YEAR AGO. YOURE TIRED. BEHIND THE TIMES. PASSE. DORKY AT THIS POINT. CONGRATS, LOSER.
Surely he's just being facetious…I wouldn't want to think he'd be that STUPID.
I thought he died of a heart attack.
Sometimes I confuse him with Sean Kingston, lol.
He should concentrate on acting lessons - I don't think the dumb ass has ever gone through a scene without fucking it up.
he is coming to my school tonight, i will being this shizzz up! thats so fucked up!
Yah I know how a bitch can axe ! MMMMhmmm
Welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take your orrrdeeerrrr????
What a douchebag!
WTF!? There is no way that will happen!!! (at least not anytime soon)
Bitch ass just like Chris Brown.
Kenan, go back to eating whatever shit you've been putting into that piehole of yours. You probably kick dogs too. I think you WISH you could get close enough to a female to strike her. Asshole.
I use to love All That and Kenan & Kel! I don't know what's happen to this guy. Umm Perez…isn't there more you could write about today, you've only posted like 2 articles. What's the deal? Get wit it!
he isn't even funny? why is he even on SNL? even on the Kenan and Kel show…kel stole the spotlight. he is so stupid..
and that's why i don't like kenan thompson…he's a douche!!!
So over the whole shit,look at Burton and Taylor they had knock down fights all the time. Get a grip RiRi you did something to set the idiot off in the first place,guess you didn't know his character and thats just dumb.
perez shut up.
i bet youve never even been in an abusive relationship.
yea violence is never the answer but, maybe i have stockholm syndrom or something, sometimes girls act bitchy and the altercation is not always the guys fault.
for all we know chris did get a text and rihanna hit him first.
you werent there so quit acting like you know what happened and who is and is not to blame.
Sadly, Keenan's probably right. When this all blows over, it'll be like it never happened. That';s just how it is. Do you know how many celebrities have beat their wives or girlfriends and we still support them? And no one knows the full story, so I don't think anyone should be speaking out about it. It's none of their business. It's none of your business either. Rihanna should be able to cope in peace.
Re: getlostdancing – EXACTLY!
its men that think like him that beat women like us.. i think SNL should fire his ass
Who here thinks he wont be back next season on SNL???? I DO I DO!!! Plus he sucks on the show anyways, he needs to be replaced with a better, finer, black comedian anyways…
I'm so sick of hearing about this. Yes what Chris Brown did was wrong and unexcuseable BUT why didn't anyone stop playing/buying T.I music? He's being charged with a felony. Or what about All the other drugged up, felon actors or actresses? No one boycotts them? He did a horrible, horrible thing but it's NOT the end of the world, nor should it be the end of his career. It's not for countless other celebs!
SNL SUCKS with this douche on there! Throw his ass back to Nick at night …nobody wants to see or hear his dumb fat ass!
Lorne will have two words for him, "FIX IT!"
"alleged woman beater"
Key phrase.
Nobody can verify he is one.
Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, Can I take your order?
….I had no idea that that phrase was still alive in the back of my mind.
Thanks Perez!
God I hope this douche gets shit for a comment like that
Ymi, bg! ms! 46 hmaw
What a "Big Fat Fool" this sucker is. I'm trying to think…have there been any white men making comments like this? I'm really thinking it's a cultural thing. Black men need to change this and respect women more. Come on black community, raise these boys better.
scary! especially with the rihanna pic leaked what, two days ago?
the guy is a fool, but i'm sure he don't mean to disrespect nobody, yo
(plus he stinks, even by SNL standards)
idiot!!!!
Maybe he hasn't seen the new photo of Rihannas face. He only hears what's going up but nothing else? if he has seen it then that is pretty fucked up of him!
look, i'm a woman and i admit, we can be a pain in the damn ass about 98.9% of the time. we nagg about everything & sometimes i feel like slapping my girlfriends..so i can only imagine how someone must feel when theyre drunk, leaving a party & their "woman" wont shut the fuck up. sometimes you just snap. shit happens. everyone is human. he beat her the same way she could have beat him. its just a sexes game we all play.
Perez stop acting like you were there when the altercation occurred. Rihanna's picture is not even the full story. We just know about the infamous text message and her getting beat up, so we basically don't know what happened after the message. A man should never hit a woman no matter what but how do we know she didn't hit him first? After all that's the first thing most women would do. The story doesn't make sense and yes before anybody starts criticizing me Chris is a jerk but you must look at both sides. Besides I don't understand why some people are being judgmental about it when other artist have committed worst and are still around as if nothing happened. If you're going to judge one guy then you should be fair and get every single celebrity out there that has committed the same crime of any crime at all.
What a hatchet job Perez, his full quote was…
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Thompson, a regular on the sketch show, says that this particular scandal is "an unfortunate situation.
"I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying, you have to learn that you can't put your hands on a female."
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Say the whole thing in Kenan's smart ass, some dumb Papparrazzi just stuck a camera in my face voice, and it's obvious he's being sarcastic about how low SNL's standards are, and that he ends it saying "you can't put your hands on a female" and "he is a big guy". Obviously, he was against what happened.
At least you included the link so we could read his _actual_ comments.
what a douchebag idiot!!!! don't talk if you don't know what happened!
Re: getlostdancing – abuse is never ok!!! no matter what happened prior to it!!!! you're a fucking idiot and it's people like you who make men think it's ok to hit women!!!!
wow. what a piece of shit.
Re: amberelizabeth – ok….did he come out of it with bruises and bumps all over his face??!! NO so shut the fuck up and stop standing up for a dick who hits women!!!!
Perez, you should try posting the entire quote from Kenan. He also mentions that it is never ok to hit a woman. Instead of trying to make him look bad and take his quotes out of context you should just try copying exactly from tmz, which is where you get your sources anyways.
What an immature fuck
I think he was probably just joking, which is bad because the whole situation isn't funny. But that doesn't sound like a serious statement. And he is a comedian so he was most likely just kidding.
Holy shit. What a fuckhead.
Re: amberelizabeth – OH.MY.LORD..YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO CALL YOURSELF A WOMAN.
Wow.. I actually agree with Perez.. and its rare. I can't wait for Kenan to back peddle his comments here in a few days once NBC threatens his… and I use this term loosely.. career. I wonder what PC public statement NBC will come up with on behalf of this rotund fat moron?? LOL.. he says he "knows how women can get when you get a text message from another female" .. those are not "women" he dates.. those are hoe hoes.. . not to be confused with the edible kind he has apparently been eating excessively since Kel stopped bending him over behind "Good Burger". What a douchebag. I think its really interesting to see how hollywood reacts to all of this.. they clearly still live in a time period where its acceptable for women to get roughed up by men.. I guess they figure they can excuse it as long as they continue to rake in the big bucks. It doesn't matter what Rhianna did.. said.. etc. There is no excuse in what that ingrate did to her. Even though I am sure he will get out of all this.. unlike the justice system.. karma can't be bought.. and I hope he pays for this endlessly.
NBC should slap his ass.. I mean mouth shut.
this guy should be publicly stoned along with Chris Brown. We need to get together and boycott SNL until they get rid of this supreme IDIOT. I know how a woman can get when she reads a text message. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! Like any thing a woman can ever do gives a man the right to put his hands on her. BOYCOTT SNL!!!!!!
your all hormonal as fuck! whats wrong with ye all yere all always so thick! lighten up anyway im so freakin bored of this situation because I think people need to just wait till march 5th before they go round wishing people to die and stuff what he did was wrong but your worse if you want to kill someone! anyway i don't care im just glad I don't get so wrapped up in celebrity shit that i would wish someone i never even MET or know to die or get raped in jail it makes ye horrible people!
I don't even know why this idiot is on SNL, his skits are NEVER funny… And why do black men keep saying dumb shit regarding this situation? Do they all think it's okay to beat the shit out of women? What a moron.. Never liked him
If I were the least funny/talented cast member on a show, I think I'd learn to keep my mouth shut.
Re: CrackaJack – how do you know he wasn't injured? have you seen any pictures of him since the day it happened? the only new pics they have of chris is him with his head in his lap. you cant see his face.
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perez mind your business that between chris and RiRi. the media has done enough damage to both of them
The entire quote is…"I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying, you have to learn that you can't put your hands on a female."
Holy Bullshit Batman! I never realized until today that SNL employed such twits and morons! Remind me to tune out.
Watch for a statement, supposedly written by him, but says things in a way that he would never say it, apologizing for his dumb ass remarks.
Re: therealeddiej – He might get out of it with the justice system, for example, a fine and a slap on the wrist, but his career is over.
Keenan Thompson did say that, but it wasn't the full quote. Here is the full version: "I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying, you have to learn that you can't put your hands on a female."
He's not as heartless as yall think
WOW! All I can say is WOW! unreal
Re: ccornpud – Re: mach92 –
Perez you try to make things so bad! You could have posted the rest of the quote! OFF TOPIC: Im surprised Kenan is still on SNL though!
Re: ccornpud – indeed, you should only smack up the ho IF she disrespect shu firsts! such ingorance!
scumbag!!!
Is this the creature that ate that womans face off? Those TEEF look kind of jagged and sharp to me??
Did He Say? eyes only beets my mammy when she dont haff my brakefast ready in da mornin i loves two or three nanna's i eats dem skin an all now as far a whoopin on any other femail dat be a black mans write. heck if ya'll don't s whip their a**es from time to time day gets a thinkin day is human but day aints, man i sho could use a cole 40 bout now cach ya'll later i gots to meat a mans on da down low ight now???
SNL NEEDS TO FIRE THAT FAT BITCH… HE AIN'T EVEN FUNNY ON THE SHOW ANYWAY!
okay losers…just coz you all have daddy issues doesn't mean you know what happened between those two PEOPLE….get over yourselves
SNL NEEDS TO FIRE THAT FAT BITCH… HE AIN'T EVEN FUNNY. WHY WOULD THEY HAVE HIS BIG OL ASS ANYWAY.
Nothing like a good foot to the teeth to make douches like this pay attention to what their mouths are doing! Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Kenan Thompson is a dumb ass. What a freaking jerk to say something so stupid. I don't know what he's even doing on SNL because he's not funny. I know they need their token black guy, but they could do better. "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female." Are you serious? The only reason any woman would want him for is the cash. Loser.
FAT and DUMB is no way to go through life.
Sounds like he's cut from the same cloth as Chris.
Perez, you are no journo, you know? You're just a blogger who chooses to sensationalize things. After saying that he knows what women are like when their man gets messages from other girls, Keenan added that one should learn NOT to put their hands on a woman. God, Perez, when TMZ is more fair than you, then you're basically the scum of Hollywood. You'll always be a wannabe, Perez. FAIL!
he batter enjoy that job as long as it last cuz it's not like hollywood is calling for his dumb ass
Perez i love u and all but you skip the rest of what he said, Kenan said that no matter what Chris shouldnt put a hand on any woman. The quote is an TMZ.com
WELL I HEARD FROM OTHER MEDIA WEBSITES THAT RIHANNA THREW THE FIRST PUNCH!!!! NO ONE SHOULD LAY A HAND TO ANOTHER PERSON NO MATTER WHAT. AND IM NOT DEFENDING EITHER ONE!!!!!!
Doesn't matter, because Chris Brown is a dead man.
Mema [85] says: WELL I HEARD FROM OTHER MEDIA WEBSITES THAT RIHANNA THREW THE FIRST PUNCH!!!! NO ONE SHOULD LAY A HAND TO ANOTHER PERSON NO MATTER WHAT. AND IM NOT DEFENDING EITHER ONE!!!!!!
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Don't be sofa king stupid. He did not have to beat her that badly in order to get away, leave, or call the police on her, if any so say she threw the first punch.
Re: pradagirl7 – oh well the reason why no1 cares if Rihanna hitted him first is because Chris had no bruises, if he had then surely he would of pointed it out.And yeah she might of hitted him first and yeah some girls do that but normally u dont hit a girl back as men are in most cases stronger then women alot stronger ,therefor it cant even be a fair fight.I slapped a boy in my life but he didnt hit me back, and considering waht this primitive monkey ass Chris Brown did I sadly can consider myself as being "lucky".And it disguts me extremely that some ppl stick up for him like TI (although he kinda took it back) and other people from the hip hop scene,really its unfuckingbelievable that some ppl stick up for this son of a bitch.And I for myself dont need to know the full story ,all I need to know is that he hitted her the way he did and no matter what she done b4 she didnt disorved it nor was it in any way justified.
LOL!!, Did he actually say HE knows how women can get when you get a text from another female…Um, ok CHUBS! I'm sure women are hittin u up left and right. lmfao! and please, send his ass packin from SNL…sick of seein his giggly lookin face every scene he is in.
I seriously hope everyone boos Chris Brown off the stage.
Douche
If he is talking about what brings them ratings, it's not him. I don't find him all that funny. If they were looking for a good reason to cut him, they got it now!
it was joke dummies
what a complete moron. a real class act
hey Perez, why don't you post everything that was said in the interview?????
sounds like he's MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS
For all of the people who agree with Kenan's statement and chastise Perez saying he wasn't there. You really are the dumbest mother fuckers in existence. Saying that, "Rihanna may have hit him first." Worst argument ever. Regardless of what she did he had no excuse to hit her the way he did. When my little sister throws a toy at me I handle it like the adult I am. I don't walk over to her and beat the shit out of her until her lip swells or bruises form on her body. People need to think before the speak/act.
Why are you posting half the story??
His comment was "I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female. You have to learn that you can't put your hands on a female."
You lose all credibility when you post half ass truths.
I guess your readers are just stupid as your are Perez. Sarcasm is lost on the gay and mentally challenged.
I find it amusing that you think you are above all of this Perez. I think you are disrespectful for posting that picture of Rihanna and should be ashamed of yourself. It's a breach of trust and confidentiality and I thought you were better than that. I've come to expect that kind of behavior from TMZ… but not from you.
I have lots all respect for you and hope you are ashamed of yourself.
Don't try to tell me that it's better for the public to see what he did to her either. I don't think it's anyones business what happened to her, and people should stop acting like they needed to see that picture to make themselves feel better about hating on Chris Brown.
Disgusting.
It blows my mind that so many people think there's any justification for domestic violence.
Re: ShortestVal – if women like you are those that fly off the handle and decide to hit a man and then expect not to get hit back, then you definitely need a smack…..I'm not for beating women or anything, but too often, some crazy bitches rely on the fact that a man won't hit them back and they proceed to swing at will…..clearly I wasn't there with them and don't know what really happened, but neither do you or Perez
Perez had no problem ragging on the clear mental breakdown that Britney was having and even getting something out of her comeback…..yet here he is attacking someone without know what really happened. Until Rihanna goes on the record to tell her side of the story, stop attacking that little boy Chris Brown and stop saying that a man NEVER has the right to hit a woman
If some chick smacks me, she better expect at least a grab by the arms and a shake and if she swings on me like a dude, it's fucking on