Kenan Thompson The Latest To Pitch In His 2 Cents

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SNL's Kenan Thompson is welcoming Chris Brown to perform on the late night show's stage with open arms, even after the alleged woman beater's altercation with Rihanna.

Uh, what???

"It's not up to me, but I'm sure we would if he had another hit single. We don't care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!" Thompson justified to reporters.

Are you kidding us???

The comedic moron continued: "I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female."

Oh really???

Prepare for the backlash from Lorne Michaels and NBC, Kenan!!

You need to learn when to keep your mouth shut!

Or maybe go back to flipping Good Burgers???

    Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 5:33 pm / Email this  »

    162 comments to “Kenan Thompson The Latest To Pitch In His 2 Cents”

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    1. 101

      Re: Sarie3 – you should be ashamed of yourself for actually having respect for Perez in the first place….he's a talentless leach who only gets by due to his ability to ignore his own shortcomings and attack those of everyone else



    2. 102

      Both Chris and Kenan are the biggest assholes. Chris Brown for domestic violence in the first place, and Kenan for his dim-witted, asinine and insensitive comments regarding the afore-mentioned. And even if Kenan was joking around, as some of you have helpfully pointed out - he's still a jerkoff. How dare he minimize and justify something so serious as physical violence towards ANY human being. It's the sign of a true coward if he or she has to articulate, communicate and express themselves by resorting to corporal power.



    3. 103

      Other than that, if I ever meet either of them I'll punch them in the head.



    4. 104

      He is either kidding or he is telling the truth, the whore network won't care if he beat RiRi if he has a billion dollar hit single going on, it's all about the almighty dolla dolla bill y'all



    5. 105

      THE WORDS I LOOKED MOST CLOSELY AT AFTER READING THE ARTICLE WERENT SPOKEN BY KENEN, INSTEAD BY YOU PEREZ! YOU SAID SO YOUR SELF WHEN REFERING TO CHRIS BROWN AS "alleged woman beater" BECAUSE THATS ALL IT IS RIGHT NOW IS HE SAID SHE SAID. EVER HEARD OF THE STATEMENT INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY?,GIVE THE KID A BREAK CAUSE REALLY THATS ALL HE IS, A KID. AND EVEN IF THE CASE PROVES IN RIHANNAS FAVOR SHOULD THIS ONE MISTAKE DEFINE CHRIS BROWN FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE? GOOD FOR KENEN TO BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SPEAK HIS MIND AND HIS FEELINGS. LETS REMEMBER PEREZ THAT THE WHOLE STORY ISNT OUT THERE YET.



    6. 106

      i think hes rightt
      hes an artist..
      soo all we sould care
      about is his art..



    7. 107

      Wow.. thats fucking low. loser



    8. 108

      Wow. So in other words, Keenan thinks Rihanna "had it coming?" What a total asshole. I don't even know how he got that job on SNL, he's not funny and he certainly isn't attractive in any way, shape or form. Fatass needs to keep his fool mouth shut.



    9. 109

      Come on, he can't seriously be this retarded.
      If he is serious, I think Lorne Michaels should fire him.
      This is unacceptable.



    10. 110

      that is so tru! we live in a country that only see's money. if c. brown were to come out now he would get paid millions to do an interview. chris brown is far from gone trust me!



    11. 111

      Rihanna……..stupid ego demanding sow
      She might shut that big frog mouth of hers for a while so someone else can speak…



    12. 112

      GET HIM OFF SNL and NBC and Public Broadcasting PERIOD.



    13. 113

      Abusing a female isn't a scandal. It's a crime, and pathetic.

      Shame on this guy. I'm emailing NBC and boycotting SNL now.



    14. 114

      PEREZ TOTALLY BOTCHED THE QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      That's really messed up Perez Hilton.

      HE SAID

      "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying — you have to learn that you can't put your
      hands on a female."
      "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying — you have to learn that you can't put your
      hands on a female."
      "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying — you have to learn that you can't put your
      hands on a female."

    15. mishy says – reply to this


      115

      what a douche….a girl flips out if her man gets a sexy text and that means she deserves to get the F beat out of her? I don't think so!



    16. 116

      Eh, doesn't bother me, but he IS horrible on snl so hopefully he'll get fired. All of his characters are almost exactly the same and he's really loud and obnoxious.



    17. 117

      Re: kmere – Uhh…that's a bit much… CHILL OUT DUDE!



    18. 118

      Re: Allessandra – Wow, what terrific run-on sentences! I thought that shitty grammar fest was never going to end! I also didn't know 'unfuckingbelievable' was a word!



    19. 119

      Re: .perezhilton.com – Weren't you the one leaving racist comments yesterday to get attention?? Yeah, that was you. Fucking loser.



    20. 120

      f him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    21. 121

      That isnt the full quote though, he then said: 'so I'm just saying, you have to learn that you can't put your hands on a female'. Still not great though.



    22. 122

      Wtf? What a fucken dick. I always thought Kenan & Kel was a stoopid moronic show…didn't realise he was like that IRL.



    23. 123

      STUPID ASSHOLE that its what he is. well thats why i never heard of him .
      ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.



    24. 124

      Re: OhMyDays – look at the photo , duhhhh he beat the crap out of her she is bruised cut and has black bruises asshole do you think she did that to herself? if you dont have anything good to say then shut the hell up will you



    25. 125

      Lorne Micaels should fire this idiot but not because of what he said about the Chris Brown thing. He should be fired for being one of the worst cast members the show has ever had. I've stopped watching SNL just cause this guy bugs me so much.



    26. 126

      yet another reason to hate this big fat fuck. GO AWAY already!



    27. 127

      everyone should just get over the whole situation it like happened about 2 wks ago. maybe its just that to famous people hook up and than after sometime got jealous of each other and shit happens. it is something that happens in life, it aint like the first time someone has ever heard of some chick getting a good woopin of some lad. it just goes to show that celebs are REAL people too. this just goes to show how stress and pressure in relationships come to a boiling point. by the way I LOVE YOU PEREZ. xoxo. Riri is da bomb, Chris just be you.



    28. 128

      Re: umyeah – totally agree. chicks think dat they cant be touched when they hit a guy but they do take it too far and than when they get hit back they have a cheek to go and get a restraining order on the lads. hate bitchez lyk that not that im saying rihanna is a bitch



    29. 129

      well said ;)



    30. 130

      What I find disrespectful is not that the pictures were posted because you can find them anywhere, and maybe that will be a wake up call to people, But what is disrespectful is all these idiots on here who think what Chris Brown did is perfectly okay. First and foremost hitting a woman is not okay, EVER but when you're a celebrity and do it, what kind if image does that portray? It will make people think it is okay. Chris Brown is no man, he is a P***Y. A real man would never hit a woman.

      As for Keenan and his dumbfounded comment, please he can have the biggest celebrities on his show it still ain't going to make it a hit. He needs to go back into hiding no one gives a shit about him or his stupid comments. Just for that I will never watch that show.



    31. 131

      Lol at "comedic moron"! Mind if I use that, Perez? ;)

      "I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female."

      Right, because women can react SO badly that they deserve a beating. –*Rolls eyes* It's one thing to defend Chris, but it's another to act like it's no big deal. I'm sure if their own mothers were beat, they would react differently. Or maybe they grew up with that, so it's nothing major to them.

      I'm outraged that Chris' friends and "colleagues" for lack of a better word, don't even seem to consider how hurt Rihanna might be, and just–ugh–defend him like it was nothing. Like he got mad at a game of Nintendo and threw down the controller, which hurt the controller but not him or anything living. It's ridiculous. Sadly, I get the feeling we could never make this people come to reason on this issue. They just don't see it for what it really is: a gross crime and on someone who can't properly defend herself. :(



    32. 132

      is he SNL's token moron?



    33. 133

      This is the whole quote assholes: "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying — you have to learn that you can't put your hands on a female." Get your facts straight before you lynch someone.



    34. 134

      Bloody idiot!!



    35. 135

      You're taking his comments way out of context. He also said he didn't want Chris Brown on the show, but all NBC cares about is ratings so they would let him on and that no matter what the case there's no reason a man shit hit a woman.



    36. 136

      Re: fashionitgirl
      LOL!
      That's old!



    37. 137

      Go find your friend Kel and come back to reality. People would be shocked and upset at Lorne Michaels if he were to put Chris Brown on the show right now. Get a clue.

    38. Laxer says – reply to this


      138

      In all fairness to Kenan, you did not include the full quote. Very unfair to him.



    39. 139

      I didn't think their ratings were low. With Chris Brown on their ratings will go down low. lol Dumb Ass if they bring him on their show.



    40. 140

      I understand in a way where he is coming from about ratings but that should have been it. He shouldn't have commented about the incident if he doesn't know anything about it ?!



    41. 141

      Perez, you stupid idiot. why didn't you post his entire comment? This is what he said:

      "We don't care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings! If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy."

      "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying — you have to learn that you can't put your
      hands on a female."

      Kenan calls the whole Rihanna thing "an unfortunate situation."

      Asshole, tell the whole comment, not just what you want to tell to make someone look bad.



    42. 142

      That's how most african amercians are…disgusting peices of shit.



    43. 143

      Re: BlissBlair – pieces



    44. 144

      PIECE OF SHIT



    45. 145

      I agree with Kenan and he's right TV shows only care about ratings,in fact the bigger the scandal the better.Even if Kenan left SNL i'm pretty sure you won't see him flipping burgers.Maybe Perez you need to know when to keep your mouth shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    46. 146

      you're kidding.



    47. 147

      Gross!!! I gues I won't be watching SNL while he is on there…I hope that doesn't hurt your ratings!!!!



    48. 148

      Just goes to show what liitle respect the hiphop generation has for women. You momma's a women, ya dumb bastard. Regardless to how you feel about her, if not for her, you wouldn't be here asshole.



    49. 149

      usually i dont feel the need to comment but as of recently you have been getting more and more one sided with you commenting. You are no longer giving full stories, not that you did before i guess. But at the end of the whole comically fueled rant that kenan went on her made sure to say that no matter how crazy a girl may act you have no right to ever put you hand on her. But you purposely neglected that so that you could continue you fight against whatever it is you are fighting…. who knows at this point.

      rant ended



    50. 150

      also perez you know these mindless retards hang on every word you say so knowing that you atleast give them the full quote or atleast the part that shows his point and not yours. i've actually gone through and red these comments and everyone is commenting based off the small quote you gave them and not kenans quote in its entirety. so for those who want to really know what he said go over to superficial they might not have 1000 post a day but they do give entire quotes and whether or not they celeb made of an ass of themselves they still make fun of them and talk shit. its actually good stuff peace out bitches



    51. 151

      cant believe it! such an idiot! gilipollas!!!!



    52. 152

      what a fuckin dick and yeah maybe ppl wil tune in2 b CURIOUS but no1 will tune in2 b INTERESTED!!!!!!!!! cuz he's an absolute dick!! bin abused and no many hu's bin abused by ex's and have no time 4 them!!!!!!!! i love RiRi!!!!! she amazin!!!! i really love er"!!!!



    53. 153

      Come on, he was just being funny dumbasses and you all fell for it….He's a comedian after all………..Some people just can't get it. And I bet if Chris Brown called Perez and said I wanna talk, Perez would be on that quick for the money and even kissing his ass. get over it, he hit RiRi he's paying for it and now he's just a joke……..i'm tired of riri got beat, what about other women who died from beatings? At least she has money and leave and run to safety, I don't feel sorry for her and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about that, cuz i've seen more brutal beatings than that and women who have no money to do anything about it, so cry me a river bitches.



    54. 154

      You should do the same thing Perez! Mind your old damn business and stop worrying about everyone elses problem.



    55. 155

      First of all I don't think anyone is making excuses for what happened, even though no one really knows, but nonetheless…… should this 19 year old boys life and career be ruined because of a mistake he made as a 19 year old boy? I do not think so, my ex husband used to beat my a**, he never lost his job or even his damn freedom!!!! Give me a break!!!!



    56. 156

      Re: karriexxx – Yeah, love her music but when you start talking about ruining someone's life for a mistake that effects noone but the one's involved is quite far-fetched!!! Noone even knows what really happened and the kid has already been hung!!! STOP IT!!!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!!



    57. 157

      he is not a funny guy.



    58. 158

      This whole situation is pathetic.
      Just because chris brown is showering her with gifts for her birthday she shouldn't take him back.
      He's a lower life piece of scum wife beater and should be locked up.
      it's sad how he get's special treatment just because he's a "Super star."
      He should just go rot in Jail.

      And if Rihanna forgive's him, then she's stupid and deserves to get her ass beat! Like jesus christ girl, GET AWAY NOW.



    59. 159

      of course. that's all that asswipe cares about: ratings for the show….

    60. Irken says – reply to this


      160

      I SAY WE BOYCOTT SNL!!!!!!!



    61. 161

      well at least you can't call this jerk off a liar!!! ratings is all he cares about? lets hit him where it hurts..



    62. 162

      Since nickelodeons golden age i will always have a soft spot for him and kel

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