Lindsay Is Not saMAN's Sugar Mama, Y'All

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saMAN wants you to know that her haircuts are not $500 or footed by Lez!

Ronson took to her official blog to clear the air.

two things-

1. it doesn't cost $500 to cut my hair…. have you seen my hair? i don't even have that many strands.

2. if for some reason i decided that I was going to throw $500 away on a hair cut I would pay for it myself, however- I have a great exchange going with my hair dresser- i make him cds- he cuts my hair. yay! cheap and cheerful!

so there!

yes, i just stooped to your level…. i guess that's what too many hours alone in a hotel room in DC will do…..

Stooped to our level, saMAN???

Bitch, please!

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    Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm / Email this  »

    172 comments to “Lindsay Is Not saMAN's Sugar Mama, Y'All”

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    1. 1

      LOL..OOOoh cat fight meow



    2. 2

      bitch, please!



    3. 3

      I don't know if she was talking to you since you took this from another blog, per usual.



    4. 4

      Welll at least u know she reads yr blogs Perez



    5. 5

      Did she comb that shit with a spoon? WTF!

    6. PFF says – reply to this


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      You're the biggest stooper around Perez.



    7. 7

      she looks like if she has cancer or something



    8. 8

      "alone" in a hotel room pssshh u know she brought trick from da club in her room after spinning!! ahahaha



    9. 9

      well she has a point. i wouldn't pay $5 to get my hair cut like hers. shoot even bartering for cd is too much to pay for her hair cut. NASTY



    10. 10

      Sweet… She trades CDs for haircuts. I'm assuming that these are mix CDs that she's made of other peoples' work. I don't recall ever hearing that she herself is a musician.

      So, she basically trades stolen, pirated music CDs for salon haircuts. Perfect.



    11. 11

      Maybe if u she grew her hair out to her shoulders shed be cuter but ewww she looks like a boy and not cute one at that



    12. 12

      I'm a voyeur, I just want to watch (them get hot n heavy).



    13. 13

      Oh Snap! lol. Sam needs to smile more for sure! She looks better with a smile on her face instead of her emo look. Smile girl!!



    14. 14

      why can't dykes just be cute and look like girls? why the fuck do they have to look like 12 year old boys with mullets and shit? they are all fucking hideous.



    15. 15

      too bad you got called out peepee

    16. enen says – reply to this


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      perez you stole this information from another blog……so who knows if it was even directed towards you!! if sam had any balls she would call you out on that.



    17. 17

      SAMANTHA JUDITH RONSON SMILE!



    18. 18

      Report her to the IRS, Perez.



    19. 19

      SaMAN, the 90's are over and the heroin junkie look , gone. Bitch you've been below all our level for sometime now, why do you think your in these sites? Cause of the dumb nasty shit you do! That's why! So take your judgement ass self and disappear.One nasty, hypocritical WOMAN! FAMEWHORE!



    20. 20

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    21. 21

      you're right perez. she didn't stoop to your level.

      nobody goes as low as you do.

    22. JRO says – reply to this


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      TREATED!



    23. 23

      sams career on the rise…linds done…..sam runnnnnnnn.you can do better.and be happier..



    24. 24

      she should've paid $500 it would have been worth instead of that shit she has on her head



    25. 25

      She seems quite lovely.



    26. 26

      oh please you guys have so much lezbian drama,you guys are always sinking to that level. lindsey is such a drama queen



    27. 27

      wow, she strikes a feminine pose for once!



    28. 28

      What ymeman said.



    29. 29

      Cracks me up. Perez are you saying you think you're better than Samantha? Hahaha "Bitch, Please!"

    30. cdv says – reply to this


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      Well at least the man actually has a point.



    31. 31

      most dudes haircuts cost $10…i don't know why it would be any different for saMAN



    32. 32

      We all know loser celebs read this on a daily basis. The ones that keep slamming Perez are them,idiots are not fooling me.



    33. 33

      She looks unhealthy. I hope she gets her act together (off the drugs that is) this will bite her in the a$$ later on.



    34. 34

      the trade she has going on with the hairdresser is called "bartering" and the activity is taxable and the information on her blog is likely admission of tax fraud since her hairdresser nor "Sam" is reporting either as income. In fact trading goods or services is taxable. Also, are any copyright issues to be brought to light for the production of CD's…..I think she has just admitted to several crimes right here………………



    35. 35

      I think you missed the important part: "too many hours alone in a hotel room"



    36. 36

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    37. 37

      Bored in DC?!? There is so much stuff to do here you couldn't even do it in a whole lifetime!



    38. 38

      i like saman



    39. 39

      Oooh…Perez is JEALOUS!!! Guess karma IS a bitch!

    40. fiona says – reply to this


      40

      Enough with calling girls bitches. Please.

    41. 29 says – reply to this


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      Re: Scar Party – lol!! you are such an idiot. no really…you are, because you clearly don't know what a DJ is.

    42. 29 says – reply to this


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      Re: fiona – bitch



    43. 43

      SO glad you added that hit counter to the photo gallery - your earlier post that linked to it was up for 18 hours and it's had 434,044 hits - further proof you lie about how many readers you have here. You claim its MILLIONS daily. 500k is more accurate. The rest are bots/web crawlers and your own imagination.



    44. 44

      Re: lovernotahater – YOUR AN IDIOT….TRUELY



    45. 45

      Re: lovernotahater

      Seriously people do it all the time, I'm sure you've done it before too. So get off your high horse.



    46. 46

      man shes hot



    47. 47

      I know you're reading this, Ronson, so let me begin by saying, "fuck you." Those fourteen months of psychotherapy I provided you were not free. You know how much you owe me, so pay the fuck up. Ugly lezbo freak, don't make me have to tell everyone that you still wet the bed….and don't make me have to tell the "urine sample" story. You know I will if I don't get paid. You're a skanky, stinky skeezer.



    48. 48

      Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded

      If you were a real doctor, you're know a thing about patient confidentiality. Idiot.



    49. 49

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      ISN'T saMAN AN HEIRESS TO THE RONSON LIGHTER FORTUNE?
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    50. 50

      sam's got balls.
      the good kind :)



    51. 51

      Fugly attention seeking bitch ain't up to my level. My large, protruding sack starts tingling when something is digging a burrow below it! Especially when oversized coke rats are digging!



    52. 52

      How is blogging stooping low? Everyone seems to do it these days. Perez's blog happens to get millions of hits per day, and so he makes a living from it. Nothing wrong with that. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

    53. fiona says – reply to this


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      No,she is just a crotch sucking parasite who thinks life is all about selling other people's talent.



    54. 54

      i would hope that she isnt paying much for her haircuts.
      i don't even get how it says LiLo pays that much for her hair…it's always thrown up in a bun/pony. not $500 worthy that's for sure.



    55. 55

      u GO gurlz!!!

    56. fiona says – reply to this


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      29 says… Brilliant



    57. 57

      No Mario…to you we say…Bitch Puleaze



    58. 58

      Re: imawesome – LOL



    59. 59

      If that is the kind of haircut you get for free, then honey, you need to start paying a better hairdresser because your guy is not doing you any favours



    60. 60

      Re: lovernotahater – Don't be such a flaming asshole. Do you normally report haircuts on your tax return?



    61. 61

      She looks more and more like a man everyday!



    62. 62

      Obviously, she's reading somebody's titbits about herself. Maybe she can tell folks what's going on with her GIRLFRIEND ho-han and why she's so skinny.



    63. 63

      i knew her hair cuts didn't cost $500.00



    64. 64

      Thank goodness that's only a rumor… it just wouldn't have made sense for Samantha to have a 500 dollar hair cut.



    65. 65

      Re: Disturbed – merely pointing out the obvious infractions since Pez hates her so, thought he might have overlooked the potentially criminal activity. I really could give a shit less whether you understand my intent



    66. 66

      omg i didnt know she would say YAY!! lioke she doesnt seem like she would :P



    67. 67

      'i make him cds- he cuts my hair. yay! cheap and cheerful!' But most likely illegal …..



    68. 68

      "Bitch please"
      Perez you're funny!



    69. 69

      Oh blessed day ~ Hollywood is starting to turn on Perez, one star at a time. Luvsit. It seems these people are not as afraid of your evil bitchery as you thought they were. Keep it coming. Pies in the face for Perez, before he eats them all.
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    70. 70

      Again, Perez was wrong.
      Yet no " Im sorry, I was wrong" in the post.

      Same thing as the Hayden and Rachel Bilson… Perez has been saying defaming things about Hayden and his sexuality for years…and no " I was wrong " in the engagement post.
      I know this is a gossip site but: Esshhh Perez. A little humility wouldn't kill you.



    71. 71

      She looks like a 15 yr old boy here. Ew.



    72. 72

      makes cd's for her hair stylist…..not supposed to do that ….for anyone….tut tut.



    73. 73

      Re: realtimez – #72.
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      HONEY
      MICHAEL JACKSON COULD BANG HER AND IT WOULD BE LEGAL!
      .



    74. 74

      Hi there…

      I am just an average straight male Joe that enjoys Perezhilton.com. Thanks Perez - or what ever is the name you go by…

      As far as Samantha Ronson… Wow - she really is an ugly dog. I mean, come on let's be honest… she really is fugly. Lindsey must love the coke or something because it sure as hell aint Ronson's looks. In fact Ronson is overwhelmingly way UGLY!!! If you blow enough snitz up your nose you even the fugliest of dogs look good.



    75. 75

      The only reason anyone knows who this bitch is is because of the snatch she's been eating!



    76. 76

      Perez Bitch… I think you just been smacked!! Heehee



    77. 77

      Okay someone needs to put together a side-by-side of this above pic of Saman beside that Little Rascal that she looks just like!!!!!

    78. enen says – reply to this


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      Re: lovernotahater – I'm glad you pointed these facts out. It's nice to see an educated reply rather than the normal 15/16 year old rants that are filled with grammatical errors. Bravo!



    79. 79

      When she shits in Lohan's mouth, can Lohan take the full load without having to stop?

    80. Jujy says – reply to this


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      You go perezzie!!!!! Lmao………..



    81. 81

      Oh, snap!



    82. 82

      She sounds intelligent. I like her. And I used to wear my hair like hers, too. I hope she finds happiness without the stress. I've been married for 37 years and still searching for stress free happiness.



    83. 83

      holy



    84. 84

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    85. 85

      leave her alone already perez, i used to hate her but your attacks on her and lindsay are getting ridiculous
      they seem to be struggling with thier personal and professional lives like everyone else on this planet. so, pls do not make it harder for them.
      love you, perez



    86. 86

      hehe, Perez you are such an evil ole frumpy cow. You are always harping on Samantha and Lindsay. If they are together, jesus, let them be. They seem happy. Why dont you work on finding you a man who is willing to put up with your petty ass. OMG. I have never seen such assholery. Lighten up porky.



    87. 87

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – #86.
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      HOW DARE YOU ATTACK SHEBA, YOU SORRY SKANK!!!!!
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      BRING IT, BITCH!
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      .



    88. 88

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    89. 89

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      THE POSSE IS FIERCE WHEN SNL IS A RE-RUN!!!
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    90. 90

      I dont blame her for clearing the air.. shes not that bad guys
      no need for name calling



    91. 91

      Ugly…Stop the dog barking



    92. 92

      I wish Samantha would at least wear some foundation to even out her skin tone. And to cover up the dark under her eyes.



    93. 93

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – The posse hates you BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! You're NOT a member dumbass!!!!!!!!!! Didn't you get the memo………or the TPS report? hahahahahahaaha Leona they play you damn get a clue!!!!!!!!!!



    94. 94

      What? She's Hot



    95. 95

      hahaha she looks like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals with that stupid haircut



    96. 96

      Wow sounds like she hit a nerve lmaoo ,

      but she would have to spend a million light year alone in a hotel room to get down to your level lol ,
      this hatred of her is a little weird coming from you lol



    97. 97

      she has freckles like LaLohan..



    98. 98

      From my observations with your hatred for Sam posts, I think deep inside you are really in love with her and you are just acting out in frustration for your infuriation with her. Just get over with it. She prefer her own dildos over your own dick! Quit flapping your dick over this nobody!



    99. 99

      Re: Assume the Position! – #96.
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      YOU TAKE YOURSELF WAY TOO SERIOUSLY, DEARLING.
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      THE POSSE HAS CAST YOU INTO THE HELLACIOUS FIRES WHERE YOU BELONG. THIS IMPOSTOR ROUTINE THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE DOWN HAS ONLY BLOWN UP IN YOUR FACE AND YOUR TRUE SAD PATHETIC LOWLY SELF HAS BEEN REVEALED.
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      NOW FUCK OFF AND STAY THERE!!!
      .



    100. 100

      Re: Assume the Position! – #103.
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      A NINTH GRADER IS WHAT YOU SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP–AND NOW CONSIDER YOURSELF OWNED…BIYATCH!!!
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