Lindsay Is Not saMAN's Sugar Mama, Y'All
saMAN wants you to know that her haircuts are not $500 or footed by Lez!
Ronson took to her official blog to clear the air.
two things-
1. it doesn't cost $500 to cut my hair…. have you seen my hair? i don't even have that many strands.
2. if for some reason i decided that I was going to throw $500 away on a hair cut I would pay for it myself, however- I have a great exchange going with my hair dresser- i make him cds- he cuts my hair. yay! cheap and cheerful!
so there!
yes, i just stooped to your level…. i guess that's what too many hours alone in a hotel room in DC will do…..
Stooped to our level, saMAN???
Bitch, please!
[Image via WENN.]
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OH AND ONE LAST THING, ASSHOLE IN POSITION, YOU'RE JUST BESIDE YOURSELF NOW THAT YOUR ONE AND ONLY FRIEND, THE DIVINITY THAT IS **THE LAST STAR** FINALLY GOT THE CREEPS FROM YOU AND KICKED YOU TO THE CURB!!!
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Re: pearlnecklace – #101.
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HONEY LG CAN'T TELL IF THOSE ARE FRECKLES OR IF HER CAT SPRAYED HER LAPTOP!
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Re: Assume the Position! – #108.
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DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT, OWNED BITCH.
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Re: Assume the Position! – #96.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DOWN TO SWEET, ANYWAY???????!!!!!!!!!
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her mom must be so proud…
Sam does seem like the normal one in that relationship, just sayin!
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – LG, just got back. Assume is a weak, puss filled, little peened prick.
He is dead to me as is the Real Orchid Girl.
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Love to you always. SP
more importantly, Heather Woods of Barrie Ontario is a skank with herpes!
I like that saman uses correct punctuation in her post. Correct spelling of "two" vs "too" and correct use of an apostrophe, "don't" and "that's." No points for capitals, but that's okay.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BITCH, PLEASE!
Re: Osakhomen – Re: Osakhomen – What? You snotty little turd, how dare you disrespect my qualifications for diagnosing mental illness. In my professional opinion, you suffer from schizotypal personality disorder, and you are a chronic asshole. So eat a bag of shit… Believe me, I know a thing about confidentiality. I know how to break it! Ha! Up yours!
Re: SWEETPIECE IS ME! – #115.
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OMG!!! SWEET!!!
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SURELY THE SWEET WAS OFF DOING GOOD WORKS!!!
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ANYWAY,
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO,
LG!!!
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Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – #119.
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THIS CRETINOUS TURD IS ASSUME/THE REAL ORCHIDGIRL AND NO DOUBT SOON TO BE THE REAL LG OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE!!!
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Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – #119.
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OH AND SPEAKING OF MENTAL ILLNESS, DEAR, PHYSICIAN HEAL THYSELF!!!!!
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Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – #112.
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Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – I know that's you, Ronson, so why don't you just pay me already, you drugged out, worthless pustule. Hey, remember when I told you that those bumps around your pubic area were just ingrown hairs? I lied! How do you like genital warts??? Every day you don't pay me, another fact from your file is revealed.
Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – #124.
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DEAR, POP ANOTHER ZIT TO RELIEVE THE SWELLING ON YOUR BRAIN!!!
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well that explains it why its so badddddddd lollllll
I can't get over how much she looks like Teena Brandon, the chick/guy the movie "Boys Don't Cry" was based on and how much Lindsay looks like Teena's g-f Lana Tisdel, played by Chloe Sevigny in the movie!
Pluck your fucking eyebrow you look like crap.
No, stooping to our level would mean actually working for a living instead of skillet licking to get your bills paid bitch!
Does anyone know if she is any good on the decks?
Stop ragging on her…she seems to be the stable one in the relationship and I …IN tabloid world…reckon she needs support…would you like to be taming a lohan who hasnt a clue about reality, mortality and the totality of death brought about by narcotics and starvation and as for her mothers mcdonalds crack…wtf??? what about a bit of nutrition….no wonder the kid cant think straight and is addicted to stimulants…her diet has been nothing but stimulants…and brain development on junk food…lol train wreck in motion!!!!! Go Sam Go…
BACK IN THE REAL WORLD………GET A LIFE …ITS BRITNEYGATE ALL OVER AGAIN…LETS SLAM THEM AND DAMN THEM THEN JUMP ON THE REFLOATATION BANDWAGON..WHO CARES IF ITS TRUE…GOSSIP SPECULATION SCANDAL…WHAT ABOUT THE OLD MAXIM…IF YOU HAVENT ANYTHING NICE TO SAY …SHUT UP!!
I think it's funny that people are assuming that Lezlo is the sugar momma. I mean Sam is the one that is working and as much as LIndsay shows up at her shows she is not always on the ticket i think. I think it may be the other way around and maybe she is footing Lezlo's bills'..
hahaha that is true i can't believe you thought her haircut was 500 dollars..
haha is that like the snl skit w/ angie tempura …. bitchpleeze.com! lol
That's what you get, Perez, for even posting something so stupid in the first place!
Your level is so far below her, she couldnt climb down that far
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! –
I'm not really following any argument you have going in here at the moment, but could you please turn caps lock off?? My eyes are hurting
Ps. I'm sure I've misspelled something: Well, sorry, english is my third language.
loool i wish she would throw away 500$ on her hair so she wouldn't look like a man anymore
i feel sorry for this hag
whooooooooa…..he gets slammed by saman !!! hatin it !!!
Why would Lindsay pay for Sam isn't Sam richer than her? Well at least her family is.
This women is unfortunate looking.
LOL, she told you……………………..
lindsay threw her career away for this fetus thing?
sad
SAMAN, really needs to get herself together, if you look at pictutres of her before LELO she looks so much better. LELO is a fucking mess Sam needs to just call it quits with her…. THey are a couple of cokeheads in a dysfunctional relationship. Lelo will never going to be viewed as a serious actress now she is too much of a risk for any project. Who knows what will come out in the media about her.. she has lost control.
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The BS Lelo spouts about Im not perfect nobody's perfect is so pathedic. We know your not perfect Lelo and we don't want you to be…… but god damn get youself together stop with the public out bursts and fights, the drugs and drinking, and digest some food. And quit Blogging you make it worse with your reactions because your acting on you emotions and it makes you sound stupid.
I do believe she has a point
Shame on you Perez!
I hate how all of these stupid celebrities keep taking to their blogs to bash all these so-called "rumors". Narcissistic freaks is all they are. I haven't heard shit about half the things they are so concerned about us believing - especially Lohan and her butch bitch. I hope those girlies read this comment because honestly, no one gives a flying fuck about the two of you coke heads. You both look like shit and the thought of you two licking each others snatches disgusts me fully and completely. Do you really think anyone cares at all about your ugly haircuts? It honeslty looks like a blind chimpanzee could have done a better job of cutting your hair, bitch. And Lohan - take a look at your broke ass self. What have you become? An anorexic alcoholic druggie freak who should be setting a better example for her little sister - if no one else.
Get a grip you two lezbos, no one cares.
Scar Party…check out her myspace page. She's a singer, songwriter, and guitar player.
Re: Anguaa – #136.
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DEAR LG LIVES IN A STATE OF EXUBERANCE, SHE'S NOT SHOUTING!!!
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AND CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR THREE LANGUAGES AS SO FEW ON HERE EVEN KNOW ONE!!!
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THANKS FOR THE SHOUT OUT!!!
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who cares
i love how she tallks about stooping to your level but somehow has to mention she's ALONE in a hotel room in DC… trying to make you post something else about her and lindsay not being together. stupid
Perez, you officially haver NO news. You didn't even post that Nicole Ritchie is PREGNANT again. You fucking suck, you turdmonger.
You know you're lower than her, because you keep printing things about them Perez. Are you getting paid by them to keep advertising them on your site?
Fugly and Dirty just like trailer trash Lindz.
JUICY JUST JUICY LIKE saMAN!! HA HAHAHA
Re: Assume the Position! – Oh, it's Sheba bitch! I am not the N word. So get your facts straight! Everybody on here knows who I am. How dare you attack me. I once spoke to you and ask you why you were leaving. You don't know anything about me. Bitch, and it's French for the record Arse!
Thanks LG, I just saw this shite!! What a dumb arse! Perez you need to do something about these nuts on here. And honey not the ones you are thinking they take away from the site!
Oh, and Assume I would not know the answer to your last stupid question
how about you ask your dad!! Perez let these fools eat cake!
Merci!
Yes, she didn't stoop to your level. She can't go that low. You are the lowest of the low Pee rez.
Re: Assume the Position! – Assume LG knows me better than you! I've never said a damn thing to you. You have the perfect name you assume too much. That means you make an Arse out of U and Me! Figure that one out. Bitch! Oh, not to brag but since you live in ATL, I hope you know I am related to the mob. Oops! Keep fucking with someone who don't even know you. Bitch!
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – LG thanks for having my back! I don't know what his problem is. He does not even know me. Called the race card which is totally wrong. I have friends of all races! He must not
know about me. I hate crap like this. I try to avoid them. Perez this shite needs to be cleaned up or you will lose a lot of regulars. I made one comment pertaining to the subject! An arse came out of no where. Be careful who you mess with you just don't know who people are.
xoxo LG,
Sheba,
Oh, Bitch Assume I have jewish friends too! Oh, they would be so proud of you. Please don't claim that faith they are ashamed of you. Idiot!
It's Sheba Bitch!
Perez,
Quit wasting space on news about her and HAS BEEN -d list actress Lindsay. Lindsay is an NOBODY now and her girlfriend is the same.
Face it Perez, you're a bottom feeder…two meanings to that one..ha ha:)
She is so gross. Does she wash her face ever? At all? I dont understand her appeal.
You are so right Perez, saying "bitch, please" about her stooping to your level. Everyone on the planet knows that she'd have to be able to trip on a mouse turd to be on your level. Stooping is like 5 feet more elevated than your flabby ass on your best day.
Re: boxerdudeuk – Freaking right. Perez is a piece of shit. Lower than the lowest. He gets rich mocking teenagers and hating on females while promoting the worst shit out there. He has no human decency. If there was a god, perez would not exist except to post to manhunt and lie about his fat ass and his over inflated ego. I fucking hate Perez. What a coward. I sure as fuck hope this fat bastard becomes irrelevant very very soon. What a disgusting excuse you a gay. You are a FAT BASTRD perez. You sick fuck. Back to your mom's basement you woman hating asshat.
BITCH. you think you are better than us? stooping to whos level? we still get the same end results. being happy or sad in life just cuz you go outta your way and spend more, and get more money dsnt men your hapiness level is higher than mine bitch!
I like her and I don't think she is a bitch. How rude of you.
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HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN KATIE HOLMES AND saMAN TOGETHER???
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DIDN'T THINK SO.
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perhaps she could make you 50,000 mix tapes to pay you what she owes perez ?
Re: The Warden – Hard to play a gig in this town, and keep a straight face.
I like Samantha, don't know why. What is she doing with an imbecile like Lohan ? In 5 years, Lohan will be forgotten, Samantha will still be thriving. Better luck next time in your affairs of the heart Samantha. I like her haircut too, so beat it you jealous losers.
Why does it say on her official blog that she's single? What's up with that..
No she didn't stoop to your level–she is better than that and you! You're a hypocritcal piggy Perez!
Yeah, because your level isn't way beneath dignity or anything……fucking scab!
saMAN looks like aCrackheadlezbo
bitch please you still look like a man
OMG!! She is really ugly!! looks like a HIV person! lol OMG
someone call the RIAA! she's bootlegging cds. lol.
I understand she's a lesbian and all but she could do a little something with herself. I think if she fixed her hair and dressed a little neater she'd be kinda cute.
Like nobody else has traded cds before or copied off other sites and put em up on there site *looks over at perez*. Shit and so what if her girlfriend wants to pay for her shit, you never know Linds might be the man in that relationship. And is it just me, if guys like guys why do they wanna be with a guy that looks like a girl., and if girls like girls why do they wanna be with girls that look like guys? Makes no sense to me, cuz if I was a lesbo i'd be all up on Megan Fox not a bitch that looks like a man
broke ass beeotch, bartering for a hair cut.