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Mickey Rourke goes up to Angelina Jolie at the Oscars and he tells her "____________."

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    Posted: Feb 22, 2009 at 9:18 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MAKING HER FUCK ME FACE AT HIM



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      she is so beautiful but he's freakishly ugly



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      ugh who cares!! shes starting to annoy me!!



    4. 4

      i'll show you why i loved my dog so much!! hey maybe even brad can join in…. i need to get my career really going again!!



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      that he wants to adopt beautiful dogs together



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      Re: MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY – no it doesn't you can't see her face! jealous farthead



    7. 7

      "damn girl, you've got lips bigger than mine."



    8. 8

      She doesnt seem to be very happy that he has her round the throat, man he just gets creepier and creepier



    9. 9

      "I'm a dirty old man…"



    10. 10

      that's kinda a creepy picture



    11. 11

      She looks gorgeous as usual
      he's…an interesting character



    12. 12

      "I just blew a big fart right in front of Jennifer Lopez. It was awesome. she was all fouled out."



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      Can I stick my dick in you're mouth ? (Angelina sure)



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      he wants to wrestle herrrr!?!?!



    15. 15

      … lets adopt more babies!



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      heloo sexy prrrrrr

    17. n7of9 says – reply to this


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      he tells her "hey babe, got some smack, i'm hating it here"



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      creepy. =/



    19. 19

      Ya' better than maniston! hahahahaha… Looking Good!



    20. 20

      Let's Fuck Later



    21. 21

      that she is the most overrated actress in Hollywood



    22. 22

      Rourke: let me lay one on you, you crazy bitch.



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      to PUCKER up!



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      Can you recommend me a good plastic surgeon? Yeah, the one who fixed up your face.

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      "I thought I looked like shit tonight - but bitch you take the cake!"



    26. 26

      she's so gorgeous:3 I love her!



    27. 27

      Hey bebe can I be next after you dump pretty boy?



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      its the poster children for plastic surgery



    29. 29

      to ditch her stiff and come "party" with him



    30. 30

      um hey angie… i am a kreeper…



    31. 31

      That he has more feminine lips than she does?



    32. 32

      congratulations on the octuplets!!



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      Re: Sexsai – LOL pphheeewwwwww



    34. 34

      eww



    35. 35

      "Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast." Well, he wouldn't be saying it, the teapot would. Still, that's the jus of it.



    36. 36

      Are you the gorilla sent to replace Courtney Love? If so put a bag on your head.



    37. 37

      "Marry me…i'll let you ear a vile of my blood"

    38. ilnyc says – reply to this


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      still a skank



    39. 39

      All that plastic. I doubt either of them actually felt a thing.



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      can i have your plastic surgeon's number?



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      IM THE WRESTLER!!! BYAHH!!! AND I HAVE A SILVER TOOF!!!! BYAHH!!!!



    42. 42

      nice tits!



    43. 43

      "…WEAR MY JIZZ IN A VIAL AROUND YOUR NECK, BABY!"
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    44. 44

      beauty & the beast



    45. 45

      Unite bitches - we like each other. Hey, if one does not agree, there is doubt and more hypocrisy.



    46. 46

      I have a cup in my pocket.



    47. 47

      she and brad are getting annoying… i don't really like her. But I'm loving Mickey Rourke



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      Please adopt me?

    49. Myron says – reply to this


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      Hey everybody! Visit with theradicalqueen.com!



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      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – what's wrong with you? All your posts are f'ing crazy and unstable. I hope you SHART on yourself when you untuck your dick. does the tape hurt when you pull it off your dick and balls? just asking



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      How can she be so skinny and still have back fat and armpit skin folds, ew!



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      GOT
      daddy complex.



    53. 53

      omg Stars101 is so obsessed with Angelina! she must have a crush



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      Re: Farticus – #56.
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      JEALOUS MUCH OF THE DIVINITY THAT IS LG???
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      YEP, THOUGHT SO!!! LOL!
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      Re: stars101 – #61.
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      KISSES DARLING!!! MEOW!
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      can i please do you now



    57. 57

      to make his dream come true by fucking him



    58. 58

      she probably fucked him then went back to brad pitt after they were done lol



    59. 59

      "You're me, you just don't know it yet."



    60. 60

      "I fucked in the limo on the way over".



    61. 61

      it looked like they were going into a cheek kisss… ewww



    62. 62

      Mickey Rourke goes up to Angelina Jolie at the Oscars and he tells her "I can fuckkk Billy Bob and Brad out of your system if youd just give me a try."



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      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – why would I be jealous of you? you have to tuck your dick up! EWWWW Not jealous at all I find you disgusting and annoying. Farticus thinks you're a complete fake ass bitch man wannabe lady! Farticus also sends a dozen farts your way to sniff all night! Farticus is not jealous. Farticus thinks you're a fucking tard! Third person is fun! bwahbwahhaha



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      Re: stars101 – damn you're annoying! many people hate you as much as they do the dickwoman LG



    65. 65

      Re: crazydirtysex – sonofabitch….there was zero other comments when I left my first comment. I swear I was numero uno



    66. 66

      Re: stars101 – it's the internet so what can she really do? please you guys are f'ing idiots! ohhh I'm so scared of two bitch fucks on perezhilton! hahaha are you serious bitch? get a life and soon! you take this site too seriously and by the way LG is a man-she and she hates you!



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      Re: stars101 – you sent me 3 posts in a row? hahahaah I'm special thanks cat coochie smelling whore! stupid cat licking idiot



    68. 68

      Re: Myron – LG! you're so obvious! geez manshe get a life outside of perezhilton



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      Farticus, 3rd person, is on a roll! bwahahah Go Farticus and the divinity that is Farticus!



    70. 70

      Go Farticus it's your birthday! The divinity that is Farticus is in love with Dookie coming out is fun! Sorry LG ball tucker.



    71. 71

      The divinity that is Farticus is not happy Sean Penn won but he did do a good job! Sorry Mr. Pitt maybe another time



    72. 72

      Re: stars101 – #78 lol "AND STOP LISTENING TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD…THEY DON'T COUNT AS "MANY PEOPLE" "



    73. 73

      Is she going to lick his face? He is the type she usually makes out with on the red carpet. Ever notice her and Brad only have minimal contact? More like brother and sister. . .Oh I forgot she stuck her tongue down her brothers throat. . .



    74. 74

      Farticus! Farticus! Farticus!



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      Re: stars101 – are you seriously complimenting yourself? LOSER! you're not funny or smart! My name and imagine on a gossip blog Tard speak nothing of my intellect because I don't take this blog seriously as you do! So take a wiff and be gone! You wannabe intellectual on a gossip blog! bwahahahahahahahaha By the way you spew the same lame ass attempts at insults over and over again! Google some new material! :)



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      Re: stars101 – if you were a superior intellectual you would chill on this blog and be an intellectual on a serious venue moron bitch ass! The divinity that is Farticus thinks you're a dumbass poser!



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      Re: Farticus – #92.
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      WAZZUP ASSUME/THE REAL ORCHIDGIRL/ETC ETC/LOSER/LOSER???
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      Re: Farticus – #92.
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      YEP, LG KNOWS YOUR PROFILES AND SOMETIMES YOU FORGET TO CHANGE THEM.
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      SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BRIGHT!!!
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    79. 79

      .. kiss me like you kiss your brother



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      Re: Farticus – #75.
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      WHATEV, ASSUME!
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      Re: stars101 – #68.
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      WELL YOU CAN ALWAYS LAUGH AT ASSUME IN THE MEANTIME, DARLING!!!
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      THAT IS LG'S OPINION!!!
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    82. 82

      Re: Farticus – #83.
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      NOW DARLING LG DOES NOT HOLD THE PATENT ON DIVINITY!!!
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    83. 83

      They make sense as a couple, the difference between them is that he has a good heart and she is full of shit.- But they both have that "trailer trash" look.-



    84. 84

      Can't you clique-ster teens move to IM or maybe skype insults to each other ????



    85. 85

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – #93 It's that loser?! Lol!



    86. 86

      YOU ARE UNCOOL!



    87. 87

      Brad Pitt cheated on you with me.



    88. 88

      AND THE WINNERS ARE… NOT THE THE UGLY AND THE HOME WRECKER! THIS COUPLE SHOULD REST! SO OVER! WITH ALL THOSE AWARDS LOST, THEY MUST REALIZE THAT THE FANS AND COLLEAGUES DO NOT LIKE LIARS AND HOME WRECKERS! THEY ARE REALLY UNCOOL!



    89. 89

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – now I'm Assume? bwahahaha bitch please. you're paranoid



    90. 90

      Re: I love my life – NO I'm not Assume but LG will now throw that title on anyone who thinks she's a moron



    91. 91

      who did your face? I must have their number!



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      Re: Farticus – #106.
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      PARANOID? REALLY DEAR, THE DIVINITY THAT IS LG COULDN'T CARE LESS, IT WAS MERELY A QUITE ACCURATE STATEMENT OF FACT, ASSHOLE IN POSITION!!!!!
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      LOL!
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      THE GAYS WILL OVERCOME!!!
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    93. 93

      It'd be better if he still looked like he did for the movie, "Bullet"… He's such a sad plastic-surgery case… =(



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      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – ok LG you're a dumbass



    95. 95

      I have a huge dick and I know how to use it…if not we can always use yours…



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      Re: Farticus – #111.
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      You WISH, HONEY!!!
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      THEN YOU'D FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO RELATE TO!!!
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      YES DEAR, LG IS AFRAID SO!!!!!
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      Re: Farticus – #92.
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      "THE DIVINITY THAT IS FARTICUS," YOU SAY???
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      AND THEN YOU DARE TO BLASPHEME LG AND CALL HER A DUMBASS???!!!
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      HOW DARE YOU PLAGIARIZE LG'S BRILLIANT BON MOTS, YOU INSIPID TWIT!!!
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      lol. ;)
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      THE WHOLE POSSE WILL BE DIVINE BEFORE THE NIGHT IS THROUGH!!!!!
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    99. 99

      PUTA!

    100. I.Z. says – reply to this


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      Two victims of the plastic surgery and biggest losers of the ceremony.

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