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"Goat breaks into home, eats cake"
That goat has mad skills! CLICK HERE to read all about the Wisconsin break-in.
[Image via WENN.]
Goat breaks into home, eats cake
What do you get when a goat follows a dog into a house?
For Sherry Shirley of Westford, the answer is a big mess.
When she opened the front door of her home on Lake Road to let her dog in Saturday morning, a full-grown goat burst into the house, jumped onto a kitchen counter and helped itself to a freshly baked chocolate cake, according to the Dodge County Sheriff's Department.
Deputies responded to a call from Shirley at 11:43 Saturday morning, but a neighbor had dragged the goat from the home by its horns before officers arrived, patrol captain Molly Soblewski said.
"The goat didn't do a lot of damage. It knocked some dishes to the floor that broke and began eating the chocolate cake she had just made," Soblewski said.
The chocolate cake caper, however, was far from a perfect crime. Deputies followed the goat's tracks to a nearby farm on Mill Road and had it behind bars by 12:35 p.m. Saturday.
Soblewski said the owners of the goat will not be cited.
"It was just an unfortunate circumstance," she said. "I feel sorry for the lady, but it is kind of funny."
GOSSIP please!
First to the irst!
beeehhhhhhh
WTF, is this your idea of Celebrity Juice you a-hole
Thats one freakin hardcore goat =L
mmm cake
hahaha.
goats are creepy.
WTF maria, is this juice? I dont think so
How in any way is this, "juicy celebrity gossip?"
Geez, you've fallen Perez!
HAHA! I just love the picture of the goat, even if it isn't the same one, gangster is much appreciated.
baaaaaa
The goat is seriously in need of Jenny Craig.
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PEREZ ONCE SNUCK INTO A HOMELESS SHELTER AND ATE THREE WINOS!!!
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KISSES PEREZ DARLING!!!
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Re: Veuve Clicquot – #11.
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SCRUMPTIOUS CHAMPAGNE CHOICE DARLING!!!
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HI, LG HERE!
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Hey Billy…Where are your Kids………
CURRY………
GANGSTA GOAT. I like these little funny stories. Otherwise, would never have read it anywhere else so, Perez, keep posting them from time to time…refreshing. GREAT JOB!!
hehe cute news
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heh heh! gangsta goat! heh heh!
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! –
Well, hello,
I love anything with bubbles, and Veuve Clicquot is one of my favorites! Cheers!
LOVE IT!
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – Morning! Afternoon! Evening!
I read this story like last week and i literally laughed out loud.I love being from wisconsin!
only in WI!
GOATBOY!!!
Ah Billy dear where are you…
that so cute
gansta goat
is that the actual goat in the pic? cos he actually looks kinda badass
look at his eyes, too cool for this shizz
was it chocolate cake? I'll knock a bitch out for some chocolate cake!! mmm
That's one smart goat!
LOL That reminds me of an incident without our cats several years ago. We'd put a leftover turkey in the 'fridge after dinner and it was a huge 12lb turkey and most of it was leftover. The next morning when we got up we found the carcass on the dining room floor and the bones were entirely picked clean by our 4 cats who had somehow gotten the refrigerator door open by themselves and stole the turkey from the platter!
LOL!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! i couldn't stop laughing after i read this. the same thing happened to me before but with a huge dog that came in my house after i let my dog in. the goat at the chocolate cake haha how classic. i just imagine it busting through the door all wild eyed and devouring the cake. hahah funny
BEYONCE!