Hello Boobies!

Filed under: Super Seniors

Grandma Goldie Hawn slithered into a body-hugging dress for the Oscars on Sunday.

The 63-year-old clearly loves the beach and the sun, as you could tell by her tan.

Too bad she had a shitty makeup artist who didn't make her tittays the same color as the rest of her body!

[Photo via AP Images.]

Posted: Feb 22, 2009 at 9:39 pm / Email this »

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Adreeannah says – reply to this

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HaHaHa- Goldie Hawn is just fabulous and you know it!
Naboria says – reply to this

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For 63 she looks fabulous, but her lips look a little funny. Her tittays are great taking in consideration that she is 63.
LaalLAaaaOnTHefLoOR says – reply to this

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YUK i hate this lady! Her spawn is just as bad as her!
Stuck on a bad LSD trip and havent SNAPPED bloody out of it
brenduh! says – reply to this

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did she get a boob job at some point?
SheHasBigBoobs says – reply to this

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Yucky boobies! F!
kierra says – reply to this

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GROSS…. use your money and fix it
Whatever-u-say! says – reply to this

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Yeah, she has a lot of sun damage on her chest … but she looks great for someone her age!
Farticus says – reply to this

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barf
JRO says – reply to this

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Why was Beyonce lip syncing during the musical number….LAMEO!
Chia says – reply to this

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I'm truly impressed she can go sleeveless and look good! I love Goldie. Had the pleasure of meeting her and she was so nice and down to earth (both of them were).
rawrrbabe24 says – reply to this

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yeaa… i love her though :]
keepin it cool says – reply to this

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I hope I look that hot when I am 63. Shut up Mario.
iMelody says – reply to this

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i wouldnt mind looking like that when im 63……
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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TF!
pink05 says – reply to this

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I dont know why everyone is hating at 63 she is looking totally HAWT! Any woman her age would love looking like her!
Myron says – reply to this

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Hey everybody! Visit theradicalqueen.com!
Oh Please says – reply to this

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It's called sun damage, not a tan. I think it is just all the freckles and age spots running together.
KSC says – reply to this

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geeze, her boobs look whiter b/c they are being pulled by the dress. she looks great.
1emokid says – reply to this

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all the age spots
morticia13 says – reply to this

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I'd like to see what she looks like with her hair pulled back and no m/u…not as fresh as the illusion she gives. Is she gonna look like this at 73 too?
theresalongo says – reply to this

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oh well. she looks FAB for 63. just amazing.
Novel1 says – reply to this

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Have you ever seen a pair of tits? The nipples don't go there.
cali kitty says – reply to this

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she looks great
GossipGrrlz7 says – reply to this

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We had a bunch of people here and everyone commented how great she looked. Are you a fing loser. Com'on she looks fantasitc for her age. Perez you are negative and nasty.
meezermom says – reply to this

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Look at the way it looks like she has fat pooches under her arms. Dress does not fit.
enbee says – reply to this

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She looks lovely, Perez. I love you but you will never look this good and 63… EVER!!!! But you can hold out because your moobs may give hers a run for their money. Licks and cuddles, my friend!
mimi's cooler than madonna says – reply to this

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When the tits are lighter colored it is sexier. Looks like a usually covered up private part is being displayed for us to feast our eyes on. It's dirty. Nice.
lonemirage398 says – reply to this

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She looked amazing! Have you seen any other 63 year-olds look that good?
ntsjewel says – reply to this

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She needs to do something with her hair.
Flyshortii90 says – reply to this

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she looked nice, BUT her dress had to go. she should of found a better dress that fit her.
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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That was NOT a flattering dress. It made her boobs look strange. She could have looked a lot better!
pradagirl7 says – reply to this

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My husband kept saying, "She still has it". Damn I have to admit this woman looks ten times better than her daughter will ever look now and even at the time she reaches her age. For her age I have to agree she looks good even with the plastic surgery.
Jessi H says – reply to this

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NOT a flattering dress on her. Beautiful woman, but the dress does not work.
Anaksunamun says – reply to this

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AND THE WINNERS ARE… NOT THE THE UGLY AND THE HOME WRECKER! THIS COUPLE SHOULD REST! SO OVER! WITH ALL THOSE AWARDS LOST, THEY MUST REALIZE THAT THE FANS AND COLLEAGUES DO NOT LIKE LIARS AND HOME WRECKERS! THEY ARE REALLY UNCOOL!
jessie=) says – reply to this

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shes going to look at a picture of herself tomorrow, and regret wearing that hideous dress…. was not flattering at all… and she could have been a little more creative with her hair doo…
Trixytwixy says – reply to this

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give her a fucking break. not like you are anything to worship…. you are so easy to crucify but not willing to accept your own superficial distainful truths
MiseryBitch says – reply to this

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The top is so tight she has armpit titties!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Goldie is a perfect example of how the Oscars are overrated… she won one and she is more famous for her fish lips and crazy habits oh yeah and that slutty daughter of hers… can't believe someone invited her… that was a joke!
I.Z. says – reply to this

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Shut up, Perez! Goldie looks A-M-A-Z-I-N-G for a a woman who is in her sixties!
DogTown says – reply to this

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Cover up the sagging boobs and she would look great!
mes27 says – reply to this

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Awe poor Goldie….
PEEKALICIOUS says – reply to this

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I LOVE GOLDIE!!!!!!!
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AND KURT TOO…
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atiaofthejulii says – reply to this

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she looked awful!!!! wearing a dress that doesn't fit makes you look stupid and she looks desparate like she's trying to compete with young hollywood.
libertyavelady says – reply to this

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Re: brenduh! –

Yes, a while back, and her daughter admitted it in an interview and said she might do it too later in life.
gimlet123 says – reply to this

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She looks good for her age, but the dress just doesn't fit properly. It makes her look silly. She needs an update….her hair has been the same forever.
michaelsbaby_18 says – reply to this

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Thats a nipple slip waiting to happen. But as far as her face goes she looks good to be that old.
kristiyeahyeahyeahstfu says – reply to this

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PUT ON SOME CLOTHES THAT FIT TO COVER THAT PIT FAT!
JTine says – reply to this

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She's a touch scary looking up close, with minimal makeup…
KEEFER says – reply to this

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that looked rediculous and trashy. cover that shit up
duduhead53 says – reply to this

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Goldies boobs have always been one of her most beautiful assets. She should flaunt them At 63 they should be 36 extra longs and they're NOT! She is a wonderful actress and comdien whos had to turn the reign over to her daughter Kate Hudson who by the way is funny but just NOT as funny as her mom. So there.
BunnySix13 says – reply to this

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I do not think it was bad makeup, but rather an ill fitting dress!! Poor Goldie's gotta get a better stylist!
Laxer says – reply to this

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Lookin' good, Goldie…a word of warning, however…NO more collagen…pretty soon those lips will look like they belong in an aquarium.
smile-xx says – reply to this

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blah, throw up.
she was falling out everywhere
and her extra set of arm tits didnt help ethier
nice try grandma
ohliveyyyuh says – reply to this

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uhg. I hate the roll of fat around the strap. Next time Goldie, thicker straps would be better.
poshbabygia says – reply to this

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Goldie Hawn looked fabulous! I should only hope to look that fantastic when I'm 63!
booznbabes says – reply to this

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she looked riDICKulous