Becks Pushes Impotence Pills in China
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > David Beckham
Too funny!
Unbeknownst to David Beckham , he's apparently the star of a Chinese TV commercial that makes it seem like the soccer sensation/Armani underwear model is pushing a Viagra-like impotence pill.
A dubbed voice accompanies old interview footage of Becks in the ad.
The fake Chinese Becks says in the commercial, "Want to know how I can keep being strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon capsules help me a lot. It's also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria."
From the looks of the Armani ads and the fact that he's fathered 3 boys, we don't think Becks needs any help in that department!
[Image via WENN.]
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Well whats he gonna do ?Get on a plane and go beat up a billion commies?Weird that they can get away with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BAN IMPOTENCE PILLS NOW!!!
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AS THERE WOULD BE FAR FEWER REPUBLICANS SINCE 73 PER CENT OF REPUKELICAN MEN NEED THEM TO GET IT UP FOR A BITCH!!!
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He will probably sue and get million$$$!!!
In China? I didn't think they talked about sex or anything to do with sex at all.
Really? If he was smart he would just laugh and take it as a compliment of his celeb status…
LOOK AT THAT BODY,I GET A BONER RIGHT AWAY…..WORKS EVERYTIME…!!!!
this gives "Bend it like Beckham" a whole new meaning! lol
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – 3 I love it!
wow hes hot♥
Well I'm sure he doesn't need the blue pill but it won't do anybody harm if he does. Anything to help having sex for a longer period of time. If I had a dick I probably would for the sake of hardness longevity! LOL
The poor guy has to bang a woman that looks like a sick 12 year old boy from a third world country. He needs ANY help he can get to get that thing up.
Becks is milking it for the cash. Damn, I thought he was in a league by himself and actually had standards. Oh, and how does HE know Victoria is satisfied?
The worst Gretzky ever did was car ads. I guess everyone has their price.
Beckman is impotent? Priceless.
Re: @v@ – #13.
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WELL DEAR POSH DID DESCRIBE HIS WILLIE AS A "TRACTOR PIPE" AND IF THAT WON'T SATISFY A BITCH WHAT WILL?
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BTW, FOR ALL THOSE BITCHES WHO SAY "OH SIZE DOESN'T MATTER"–YOUR LOVERS HAVE LITTLE VIENNA SAUSAGE WEENIES–EITHER THAT OR YOUR COOZE'S ARE SO OUTSTRETCHED A TRACTOR PIPE WOULD BE TOO SMALL!
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I dream of his hairy balls in my mouth.
He's so hot! Could that be his defect? Impotence? Damn! (not like I'll ever get a shot) Ya knew there had to be something!
Yes, the fact that Becks spawned 3 BOYS MUST mean he is a super potent manly man!!! I guess 3 daughters would make him less of a man??!!! Sperm fertilizing an egg has nothing to do with your character. Thanks Perez, you fucking misogynist. Keep spreading your ignorance.
99% of what the Chinese have they have stolen from America so what is new here? They invented fire crackers and pasta (Big Deal) they are thieving little pigs who would kill or jail all Americans if and when they could?
Re: libertyavelady – Don't feel bad or be too hard on yourself, you seem to be very nice and always remember this PEREZ probably feels the same way about HIM?
I'm just glad he's not using Botox.
lol maybe he need it!!! (or maybe he use it?…with his wife anybody can have impotence!!) hahahahaha
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – If all it took was a tractor pipe to satisfy, why would women bother with men at all?