Charles Barkley Pleads Guilty To Being Desperate, Sentenced To Jail Time
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Fellas, let this be a lesson to you: When you're chasing pussy, remember to obey all traffic laws. And if you're drunk, let a sober friend take the wheel! Pussy-chasing is more fun together!
Back in December, former NBA star Charles Barkley was busted speeding and driving recklessly. When cops nabbed him for a DUI, Barkley said he was in a hurry to get a blow job.
Naturally!
Well, on Monday, Barkley pleaded guilty to 2 counts of driving under the influence, as well as "responsible" to running a red light.
As a result, Mr BJ-In-A-Hurry was sentenced to 5 days in the slammer, fined more than $2,000, and ordered to a mandatory alcohol program attendance. He will also have to suffer the disgrace of Arizona's famed Tent City Jail, where inmates wear pink uniforms and pink underpants.
Whoever that trick was, she must have been toothless and lacking a gag reflex!
[Image via WENN.]
Inmates in Arizona jail wear pink uniforms and pink underpants? Oh the indignity of it all…
HahhAhahahhahaha Fucker-Now He'll get that blow job for sure-Not from a girl though-Douh!
I wonder what Sir Charles' wife thinks about all of this?
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BUMMER DOOD
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They don't wear pink uniforms, JACKASS. They wear prison STRIPES like in the CHAIN GANG films. That's why it's famous. The underwear is PINK. LIKE YOURS.
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Did you not COPY this story correctly from somewhere else? I live in AZ and there's picks all over the web of AZ's TENT CITY JAIL uniforms - not PINK
Re: Taylor – Well heres your chance!
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I'M SURE HIS WIFE IS THRILLED!!!
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lol, this dude is hilarious. I wonder if he thought the cops would let him go after saying that, thinking they'd understand what it's like to be a man or something-
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JUST REMEMBER:
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IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE ~ DON'T SMOKE…
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Do negroes EVER think about anything else? Is this why they seem to have pubic hair growing on their heads? If they spent half the time they do Day Dreaming about sex (Didn't that king guy say we has a dream?)
WORKING they might not need Affirmative Action to compete with everyone else? Born Losers ??
Re: Mentalist –
shutup crackerr
Re: Taylor – I'd steer clear of that dude,you might catch something you can't get rid of!
Oh you fat fairy fuck you'd love to be in that prison wouldn't you? if you read the story right fat body you'd see that Barkley is not going to 'tent city'. get your facts straight before you go prancing around spreading pixie dust everywhere bitch!
Re: BooBooBear – Shes calling a lawyer right now!
Re: Taylor – uuuh yeah… probably told you you had an eight incher too….;
Re: Taylor –
in your dreams maybe!
Is he Chris Brown's father?
HAHAHA!!!
2 counts of DUI????
Re: Mentalist – Ha ha ha too funny,but true jungle people are a different breed….
Pistol gip ears and fold back teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: RedWingsFan –
LOL
Sux for him, I would be pissed! He gets 5 days and how many celebs get no time at all? Look at all the crap Lindsay Lohan pulled and didn't do a single night in jail.
The disgrace of wearing pink uniforms????? Because pink is gay? Like Perez…. Stop your self-loathing and sabotage of the gay community PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
Maybe we shouldn't be thinking about his stupid behavior but the way it is affecting his girls who are currently trying to live normal lives and get through college…
I'd help him out………