Guy Ritchie's New Hag Gal

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After reports of Madonna hooking up with A-Roid and now with hottie Brazilian model Jesus Luz, it seems ex-hubby Guy Ritchie wants to move on as well.

Unfortunately for Guy, it's hard to meet another woman like her Madgesty!

Just recently, 40-year-old Ritchie was spotted with 32-year-old film producer Lauren Meek leaving his home in London after she reportedly spent the night there!

And she's even been spotting walking his Labrador dog.

What a nice "friend."

Turns out Meek was an associate producer on his flick last year, RocknRolla. She's also working on his new film, Sherlock Holmes .

The pair were actually first spotted having dinner together back in October, shortly after his split from Madge.

A close source adds that Meek was Ritchie's "rock" during his divorce.

However, a spokeswhore for Richie denied the two are in a relationship, adding that they just work closely together.

Uh huh!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

    Posted: Feb 23, 2009 at 6:45 pm / Email this  »

    89 comments to “Guy Ritchie's New Hag Gal”



    1. 1

      downgrade for guy…..

      she looks so……plain jane-ish :(

      he never will have another madge.



    2. 2

      Well that definitely isn't an attractive picture.



    3. 3

      FIRST!!!



    4. 4

      Madgesty? Madge maybe but theres nothing royal about that witch… I'd not pay to go see her… she'd only try to get her leg around her sinewy kneck, develop a hernia and need to be carted off for a stint in the local hospital… the less I see of her mingy body the better



    5. 5

      she's fine…..wtf is wrong with you



    6. 6

      No way, she must be the "in-between-serious-relationships" girlfriend!



    7. 7

      Who cares about this fugly golddigger. Stop reporting about him Pervez. He is not a star… he was just Madonnas accessory



    8. 8

      Why so down on them, ever heard of what's good for the goose is good for the gander? He's got to get some too.



    9. 9

      Madonna looks like a man. This girl at least looks halfway feminine.



    10. 10

      Mario-you wouldn't know this but alot of plain looking women are into crazy sex.If their happy good for them



    11. 11

      young, fresh, and female, everything Granny Tranny is not in other words



    12. 12

      She's no Madge!!



    13. 13

      She may not be the prettiest girl in the world but with all the "Diva Dramz" I bet he went through with Madge, he prolly just wants a nice "girl next door" type to help ease the side effects from that trauma.



    14. 14

      she looks like a normal, semi pretty, sane, fun woman. ya know, the type a guy could enjoy hanging with.



    15. 15

      now perezy i love ya, but why do you hate on people you don't know? you gays and your madonna, i dont get it. let the poor dude and his sweet little gal alone.



    16. 16

      Hope he learned a lesson and stays away from control freaks like MADonna.



    17. 17

      You try living with Madonna, and then come back to tell us how "unfortunate" it is that he is not with her. Did all that fat go up to your head?

    18. lynn says – reply to this


      18

      At least this woman has her youth. Why Guy ever married a granny I willl never know.



    19. 19

      shes better than madonna if you ask me..



    20. 20

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      I DOUBT HE'S LOOKING FOR ANOTHER MADONNA, AS HE, NO DOUBT, LEARNED HIS LESSON ABOUT SELFISH, CONTROLLING WOMEN STR8 FROM THE SOURCE. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE WHO'S PROBABLY AS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH!
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      THIS WOMAN IS TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER, OBVIOUSLY DOWN-TO-EARTH, AND PROBABLY VERY CUTE WHEN SHE'S FIXED-UP! SHE'S DEFF CUTER THAN MADGE WITH NO MAKEUP!
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      GO, GUY!!!
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      MADONNA'S GONNA HAVE TO STICK TO YOUNG, DUMB GUYS LIKE HER ISLAND BOY…..BC NO REAL MAN IS GOING TO PUT UP WITH HER SHIT NOW, AT HER AGE, IN THE TWILIGHT OF HER CAREER!
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      GO, GUY!!!
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      NOW HE CAN HAVE THE SECOND KID HE WANTED.
      -

    21. Aj20 says – reply to this


      21

      eeeewwww she is ugly look at that dog face, im glad Madonna move on with her life. Guy Ritchie is an alcoholic loser. and now Madonna is with a hot hunk Jesus Luz.



    22. 22

      No more Kaballah Coochie for you!



    23. 23

      oh my god….. lmao

    24. Aj20 says – reply to this


      24

      Re: Miss Mottin – You must be a LOSER look at how much you write. you have a lot of time dont you? behind you computer. and your definitely a stalker of how much you now about the age of guy ritchie. LOSER



    25. 25

      At least she looks like a woman, not a transgendered bitch who likes the drag look



    26. 26

      I think she's lovely… First of all…that photo of her is blurry and she's not exactly dressed for the red carpet. Second, I think you all need to re-evaluate your 'rating system'… There is nothing feminie or sexy about Madonna. I'm sure she's very healthy and will live for 200 years but she's not exactly a person I'd like to snuggle with. Did anyone think that maybe this woman has a warm heart and is a nice and intellegent person? I know people that are considered to be part of the 'beautiful people club' but they have cold and black souls! No one I'd like to be involved with… I don't care how good they look in a photograph.



    27. 27

      It's not a great picture, but I think she looks like a beautiful woman. She has a lovely face with a nice jaw line. I'm sure if it was a frontal picture and she was prepared for the camera, she'd be gorgeous.



    28. 28

      She is far more attractive than Madonna. She looks real.



    29. 29

      GET OVER MADONNA!!! SHE SUCKS! BITCH CAN'T SING OR ACT!

    30. 29 says – reply to this


      30

      Re: Aj20 – um, just fyi… perez's post states guy's age. and you seriously need to work on your spelling and grammar before making another failed attempt at putting someone in their place. LOSER.



    31. 31

      um, have you seen madonna's face? there is nothing wrong with this girl.



    32. 32

      Are you kidding me? She is MUCH prettier than that gapped-tooth, snarled nose, anorexic fuck-face. This girl looks completely genuine and real… no shit she doesn't look her best the "morning after". Who does? But she's WAY easier on the eyes that that senior citizen he was married to.



    33. 33

      Oh please, Madonna is an idiot. Good for Guy, he's the only reason I liked Madonna for the time that I did.



    34. 34

      Anything is better than a roid-ragging-granny, with billy goat length hair on her jowls. Seriously, why didn't Perez put up the "billy goat pic" yet? Every other site has it up!



    35. 35

      At this point, Im sure Guy would marry a woman with 4 arms and 3 legs after the crap SlutDonna put him through. The girl isnt ugly, it's just a bad shot. Boy Perez, you just loooove you some whores. Madonna, Paris, Angelina but shoot down the nice girls with no reputations..Your mother obviously never taught you any class or morals…



    36. 36

      Re: meltz9111 – What billy goat pic? How do I find it?



    37. 37

      I'd rather have someone plain and SWEET rather than someone old, haggard and NASTY.



    38. 38

      million times better than grammadonna. . . i'm sure this one would let him watch tv and eat french fries if he wanted to. and not spend assloads of money flying in blessed, bullshit water. i also bet this one won't humiliate him by shaking her wrinkly, veiny, flibbity flabbity, 50 year old cooter in front crowds of people that need to LET THE FUCK GO!!!

    39. sushi says – reply to this


      39

      She's better looking than that fucking plastic steroidal freak he just got rid of.

    40. Nope. says – reply to this


      40

      On one hand, you state that it's hard for him to meet another woman like her Madgesty, and then on the other, you state that 'a close source adds that Meek was Ritchie's "rock" during his divorce. ' I fail to see the problem here.



    41. 41

      Hey, I'll walk his dog (wink, wink).



    42. 42

      The woman has no makeup on. She looks like she is restful to be with which must be a nice change for Guy.



    43. 43

      Oh come ON Perez… I know you gays love you some Madonna, but Madonna has had so much plastic surgery she's starting to look like Joan Rivers.

      This girl may be kinda plain, BUT she's YOUNGER and I'm sure she's capable of having MORE THAN ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION. Plus, I'm willing to be she doesn't have freakish veins and granny-flab showing all over her arms. Oh, also, the entire world hasn't seen her vadge 2000000 times.



    44. 44

      Re: stars101 – YOU AND I ARE REALLY GETTING ALONG TODAY. WE AGREED ON THE LAST MADONNA POST ALSO..I THINK I MIGHT LOVE YOU..



    45. 45

      I love how this story has been 'spun'. Had it been anyone else than madonna who'd been in TWO relationships since the VERY recent end of her marriage (one also probably being an affair pre-divorce) she'd be a whore. Oh but it's Madonna, she's fab (by fab read way over worked and scarey). Now we're picking on Guy who by all accounts at least had a grieving period for the relationship, small as it was.

      Madonna's in a whorish mid-life crisis and needs to get a grip.



    46. 46

      Re: OhBooHoo – Yeah and I love how the Ritchie/Meek age comparison is thrown in there (8 years, big freaking deal). Guess Perez forgot GraMaddonna is dating a guy who has a grandmother her age (for real).



    47. 47

      He probably feels this chicks puss; with Madge-the tore-up-vadge, it's like throwin a hotdog down a hallway!



    48. 48

      HAHA! Well maybe his main concern shouldn't have been the 76 mill. Then he'd still have a bangin wife and get to see his kids!



    49. 49

      saying he will never have another madge is like saying he will no longer recieve regular beatings from mum-ra. fuck madonna.



    50. 50

      Re: OhBooHoo – Correct! Except for she is an old narcissistic whore!!!



    51. 51

      Re: hard_candy – #56. You, again! Bet the 76 million was 'hush' money. I'm sure we don't know ALL the facts to their previous marriage. You are so star struck that you can't see past vulgar Vadge's vag…yikes!



    52. 52

      Re: stars101 – #50. Your avatar still makes me laugh. Ha-ha!!! 'Can't help but notice those diabolic fangs! Maybe you can get a close up photo of her veiny arms and hands, too?



    53. 53

      I dont' think he's interested in having another madonna



    54. 54

      HA HA ANYONE is hotter than madonna! But guy needs some tits. Madona has no tits and poor Guy needs a Luci Pinder or Michelle marsh for solace after 7 years of gristle.



    55. 55

      Re: stars101 – #62. I'm so sure that Madgerulla will soon return with millions of log in's per day. See ya'!



    56. 56

      Guy Ritchie is free at last to do as he pleases. He must be amazingly happy to be away from slutty old clapper, Vadge. I bet he won't make the same mistake twice!



    57. 57

      Re: ChristianLouboutinLover – #41. You are so right on the money!



    58. 58

      Re: Aj20 – #25. Remember now: vulgar Vadge has a gap between her two front teeth and has a lot of body hair…isn't that what they said about that photo they just auction of her? And yet, with all those plastic surgeries, most recent facelift, cheek implants, and steroids, she still doesn't look great; you are seeing a made-up 'image.' This photo was most certainly altered, too! This young lady with Mr. Ritchie doesn't even have make-up, a hair-do and decked out (or dolled up) and you are trying to make a comparison? She has two things going for her without being decked out: 1) she is YOUTHFUL, 2) she isn't a narcissist. Now, when you see her all decked out, bingo! At the end of the day, vulgar Vadge is still an old whore.



    59. 59

      most men would want an average younger woman over a beautiful older woman.

    60. tetzy says – reply to this


      60

      FUG huh? Yeah, pretty clear you're a fag Mario. She is a BIG step up from that ghoul madonna.



    61. 61

      I'd doubt he'd WANT another Madge.



    62. 62

      He will never find another woman as beautiful, and hot as Madonna never!



    63. 63

      At least he's with a real woman, not MANdonna.



    64. 64

      its not his girlfriend.is just his partner at the movie.they just talked about work.he not ate already.and whats the problem see him dinner with a woman.its doesnt means its his girl.its just about business.he already said so



    65. 65

      She's no more fugs than Skeletor. I mean Madonna.



    66. 66

      she is ugly,she is not madonna and she is not dating guy.it was just a business dinner.guy said so.she is ugly.guy wont get another madonna.some sex machine.she is hot



    67. 67

      People should just admit it so the paps won't be apt to stalk so much. Secrets are intrigue which drives these guys with cameras (and us!)



    68. 68

      Re: All_about_Madonna_Fan! – or as bossy, arrogant, slutty, phony, old as SlutDOnna.



    69. 69

      she looks pretty and normal! If she was there for him during that time, then she must have been a good friend to him.

      And hahahahahahahaha of COURSE it's "hard to meet another woman like her Madgesty"….he'd have to go searching for all the crazies and wackos to find a new one!

      I do not doubt that Guy is so RELIEVED to be free of that bizarre and horrid woman!!



    70. 70

      she isnt that goodlooking but face it he isnt the best looking thing….. madonna was kick ass hott in the 80s and 90s when she was fem now she looks ruff and to manly……



    71. 71

      SHE IS NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND PEREZ.AND ALL THIS MORONS ARE RIDICULOUS.THIS WOMAN IS UGLY AND SHE MAY BE A BITCH U DONT KNOW HER.MADONNA IS REAL AND HOT.SHE IS NOT.IMAGINE THIS WOMAN AT 50.DISGUSTING



    72. 72

      LISTEN GUY STILL CARE ABOUT MADGE,.THEY SPEND LOTS OF TIME TOGETHER,U DONT KNOW WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT.THEY STILL GO TOGETHER TO KABALLAH.AND HE SAID HE HAS LOTS OF RESPECT FOR MADGE.SHE IS THE MOTHER OF HIS KIDS AND SHE IS AN AMAZING WOMAN



    73. 73

      O.M.G. she is exactly as beautiful as that old gal he was with, MADONNA?

    74. AMO says – reply to this


      74

      Her Madgesty my ass! This girl is prettier b/c she's normal looking and natural.



    75. 75

      Re: ciccone – #83. There is a reason why he still sees his ex-whore wife: because they have a kid together, moron! You say Guy respects the whore as though you know their situation, personally. It would be impossible to respect vulgar Vadge! They have a kid together so they will be bound for life and there is probably a business contract that says he has to go to the stupid center.



    76. 76

      Re: ciccone – #83. You never gave us a list of everyone vulgar Vadge boned. You gave the list of her sales in dollar amount but you never gave the list of everyone the whore boned. When you get around to the list, don't forget Sandra Bernhardt and Ingrid ? (not sure of her last name) as written in her brother's book. Now vulgar Vadge is really old so you have to go way back to ancient times. Ha-ha!!!



    77. 77

      Be nice sometimes… Not everyone is as hot as the P to the Rez



    78. 78

      Don't be so mean, Perez. It makes sense for Guy to date a fellow Brit. I think many realized his marriage to Matronna was doomed from the very beginning. She is a manipulator, and he finally cried, "enough."

      She is currently dragging Jesus Luz from his Christian evangelical roots and even convinced him to spend last Christmas away from his family. She is not a positive force in the lives of young men. She eats them up and spits them back out. (Does Carlos Leon even have a job?)

      Sean Penn had the right idea when he tied her ass up.



    79. 79

      Re: Miss Mottin – totally agree - she seems nice and normal and in the same line of work - why not?



    80. 80

      Madonna is insane and hideous. Anyone is a step up from her and this girl probably at least has some substance. Ew Madonna EW. So gross.



    81. 81

      Oh please, that freak Madonna or a nice, normal woman? Anyone is a better get than the hideous old hag Madonna.



    82. 82

      Why should it matter what she looks like? All that matters is that she makes him happy. It doesn't make sense for him to be with a beautiful woman who does not make him happy.



    83. 83

      I hope they're just friends, FUCK is she ugly!



    84. 84

      Should looks matter. Somebody who can make him happy and be a good mother to the step kids-THAT is everything!



    85. 85

      Re: runnergal – um she looks way more like a man than madonna ever has or will!



    86. 86

      yeah he really downgraded, its sad that Madonna looks WAY hotter at 50, this bitch looks like an ugly 13 year old boy. Maybe Guy is gonna go gay?



    87. 87

      she is not guy girlfriend.and madonna never was a manipulater in her marriege.guy was the only one that did what he wants.he go to bars till earlier night.was madonna that said enought



    88. 88

      Re: stars101 – madge is amazing and stunning.thats why people like me gat horny with her.ur the fat girl.no one wants u asshole.CR sucks



    89. 89

      she's better looking then madonna.