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Yet another shiteous dress choice for Jessica Biel!

Justin Timberlake's boyfriend tried to redeem her mistake of an Oscar dress with an outfit swap at the Vanity Fair party on Sunday night, but she succeeded in looking like another royal mess.

The purple satin monstrosity was topped with a giant gold belt that looked more like an oversized bracelet than a belt!!

So fug!

[Image via AP Images.]

101 comments to “If At First You Don't Succeed…”

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  1. 1

    Look who's talking….



  2. 2

    It looked great in a pile on the floor afterwards.



  3. 3

    This one is actually not as bad as the one she wore to the ceremony.



  4. 4

    the dress is interesting her hair looks shite again tho!



  5. 5

    Did anyone maybe think that she's pregnate, trying to cover her belly in both dresses, and she was looking extremely pale and sick looking.
    Morning sickness anyone?



  6. 6

    Looks like a leftover from the Star Wars costume department.



  7. 7

    Hiding baby bump, perhaps?



  8. 8

    I think this dress is fab. Her hair is a mess tho.



  9. 9

    looks like some shit out of star wars… wtf was she doing there anyway?



  10. 10

    The dress is gorgeous. I would have worn a black wide belt instead of a gold one.



  11. 11

    apparently she doesn't have a stylist, fashion sense or a mirror……



  12. 12

    That fucking belt has got to go!



  13. 13

    TOGA!



  14. 14

    Re: harrybalsac – I'm sure she didn't need that thing to look good. LOL!



  15. 15

    What she doing with my cock ring…………



  16. 16

    this isn't that bad. she's obviously focusing on the trends of the season. similar to heidi klum.

    it also fits her beautifully



  17. 17

    Re: M*I*A*R – Hey Hottie……Its not a belt…..Read #15



  18. 18

    I like the dress…. and the belt, too.



  19. 19

    Poor thing needs help. She'd better get it soon before JT starts thinking differently about her. If you are with JT, you should be stylin' BIG TIME.



  20. 20

    Yep-lame dress ,she'd look better nude!



  21. 21

    also why perez do you hate this girl so. she seems so nice. she's beautiful but in a strong way. perfect body.
    is it because she keeps her private life private?



  22. 22

    i like it…



  23. 23

    That dress makes me want to start smoking again



  24. 24

    Jessical Biel would look stunning in a burlap bag. She's drop-dead gorgeous in this purple outfit and makes Dita Von overpriced-stripper look like a child that Perez seems to be so enamored with.



  25. 25

    Re: SWEETPIECE IS ME! – Did see me taklin' to Seacreast in my wifebeater and sweats?



  26. 26

    It looks like someone just randomly threw some fabric at her, fastened it with that belt, and then called it a day. Maybe it would look better on Justine Timberlake?



  27. 27

    The dress is gorgeous!



  28. 28

    Re: Long Dong Connery – DAMN!!!!!



  29. 29

    ……….



  30. 30

    i think the dress is beautiful, and the belt does look like an oversized bracelet but its a gorgeous color and style. wtg jessica. although the hair should have been up the only down do that looked good was anniston.



  31. 31

    well.. at least it's Laker colors.



  32. 32

    how can perez say a fucking thing about what other people look like being the mess he is. im not a big fan of jessica biel or anything but i mean lets be honest… perez is the size of a house and hes tacky. i do however like this site lol



  33. 33

    Thats not terrible, it's just too long and the hem is messy. The belt could be worse… I like that it's an exaggerated size.



  34. 34

    she was ready for MARDI GRAS



  35. 35

    i really like the one she wore to the ceremony, but this one is really off. i dont know if it's the shade, or what. maybe the jewel tone is bollywood inspired? but i have to say, both dresses leave the impression that she has something to hide…like a baby bump? why else would someone with such a rockin body choose to hide it on the most glam night of the year?



  36. 36

    THis just made my day.. Thank you so much perez, i love you all over again! This bitch is fuuuuugly



  37. 37

    Re: M*I*A*R – HI!



  38. 38

    Re: RedWingsFan – Hola!



  39. 39

    I like this dress! Love the color, love the belt. Her hair should have been in a modern pulled back bun to keep with the modern theme.



  40. 40

    i like it.



  41. 41

    It still looks a lot better then the first dress!

  42. midi says – reply to this


    42

    she looks great, so what the dress doesn't work. and who cares if her and JT are bisexual–many people are!



  43. 43

    Wow. That one is definitely worse than the first.



  44. 44

    i didn't know crown royal did couture

  45. aj says – reply to this


    45

    are we really talking oscar dresses ALL day?

  46. StayC says – reply to this


    46

    pretty girl, ugly dress.. .too bad. I would be disappointed to be Justin Timberlake right now



  47. 47

    I don't know if she's bitch or looks hot or not … ugly mamma's boy timberlake isn't worth even her anyway!



  48. 48

    I love ya, Perez, but you are dead wrong. As much as I cannot stand Ms. Biel, she looks F-A-B here. Gorgeous gown, belt works great with it. Stick to gossip and leave the fashion to the experts.

  49. CJ says – reply to this


    49

    Why is she covering up her belly with all these dresses??? Preggers Maybe??



  50. 50

    yikes - it looks like a bad prom dress from 1989.

    i bet she's trying to start a rumor that she's preggers - but there were pix last week showing her and justin our drinking and she has a beer in hand.



  51. 51

    she looks like skinny shit. purple and gold only look good on whoore house drapes!



  52. 52

    Yet another "shiteous" comment from the fuggest of them all. Honey, just because you can afford a trendy suit and pink tie doesn't mean you have any taste or any right to judge other people's fashion choices. There was nothing wrong with either of Jessica Biehl's dresses. I am not a fan of hers but I think this dress is nice on her fabulously healthy figure (unlike a certain female Skeletor you faint over on a regular basis).



  53. 53

    Re: harrybalsac
    love your name, SMPL



  54. 54

    I fucking hate Jessica Beil.



  55. 55

    im sorry, but what does justin see in her?
    she is not pretty by any means.



  56. 56

    YEah yeah… she is hiddeous…
    NEXT!!!
    BTW where's Mario's photo at the red carpet????



  57. 57

    IDK I kinda liked it.



  58. 58

    it's not that bad..i'd wear a different colour belt though



  59. 59

    I think she looks beautiful… IN EVERYTHING SHE WEARS ALWAYS!



  60. 60

    It looks a lot better than her waiter's napkin dress. Her hair is so fucked up. She's looked pretty @ the oscars before, but this year, not so much.



  61. 61

    I understand why she doesn't make too much of an effort to look breathless, it would bring out the ugliness of Timberlake who should get a workover, plastic surgeries if necessary. He is one ugly duckling, she is way too beautiful for him and is downplaying her good looks. Sad that women have to stoop so low to please their man.



  62. 62

    She's such a pretty girl, she still looks good.



  63. 63

    Anything's better than that horrendous Oscar dress. But seriously though, she was almost there with this one, but then she had do go and wear that cheap-looking belt. All it takes is one bad accessory to ruin an outfit.



  64. 64

    ew.



  65. 65

    reminds me of wonder woman

  66. @v@ says – reply to this


    66

    She could wear a bag and look amazing, with that body. The girl is in smokin' shape.



  67. 67

    SO MUCH NICER!!



  68. 68

    THAT'S A MAN BABY, SERIOUSLY THAT'S A FRIGGIN APE



  69. 69

    how about a bag over her manly face?!



  70. 70

    when did you become a fashion expert fatez?



  71. 71

    check your fashion magazines Perez, Purple is THE season color. So fuck off. She looks beautiful.

  72. Clo says – reply to this


    72

    Her makeup was terrible! She looked haggard and tired and she usually looks amazing!!



  73. 73

    Okay, i cant take this any longer.

    What is wrong with a model being intersted in new styles?

    go to your top fashion websites and stores, and you will find out that THIS is a very stylish young women that honestly doesn't care what you, or perez think.

    Usually, i agree with what Perez says, but being a fashion designer in New york, and at one time working with Domenico De Sole, i know a thing or two about fashion.

    So all these people commenting about how bad she looks…

    Go look inside your closet at see if you can find anything that would look better than this, i promise you it will not even come close to the classiness this dress looks on jessica biel.



  74. 74

    She looks flawless, very elegant / gorgeous in both dresses, she doesn't need to show boobs and ass to look good,,,,,,besides, people are just haters so they feel the need to talk.



  75. 75

    I guess its a step up from the white thing….
    Is she pregnant? Maybe she's trying to hide it without making people suspicious and is using a bad dress to take the focus off it.



  76. 76

    Perez, please get over yourself, she looks stunning!



  77. 77

    this from a 30'something year old with tween emp hair that rocks graphic tees like it's his job . Perez is usually spot on….but his style advice and/or opinion is a joke… dress, fab…hair is tragic! Stick to what you know Perez…



  78. 78

    this from a 30'something year old with tween emo hair that rocks graphic tees like it's his job . Perez is usually spot on….but his style advice and/or opinion is a joke… dress, fab…hair is tragic! Stick to what you know Perez…



  79. 79

    Cate Blanchet or Tilda Swinton would have rocked that look…
    Jessica is just bleh…..



  80. 80

    AUNQUE SE VISTA DE SEDA MONA SE QUEDA….she is ugly no matter what dress or no dress…



  81. 81

    Eh. The purple on isn't sooo bad if you compare it to the sack she wore on the carpet



  82. 82

    She looked like an asshole in both dresses and was trying too hard.

  83. mes27 says – reply to this


    83

    she was just draping shit over her body last night. TOGA TOGA!



  84. 84

    I like this dress but it would have looked better with a black belt. Her hair is terrible, anyway. Looks like she just came from rolling in the bed with his girlfriend Justina.



  85. 85

    I think she looks great. It nice to see something with a bit different/edgy, rather than all those tizzy formal strapless gowns. BORING!!!

    You're just putting her down because you don't like her. If Posh were wearing it you'd be singing her praises.

  86. tasha says – reply to this


    86

    Jessica looks absolutely gorgeous. We know your taste perez. You thought SJP looked great when she looked like glinda the good witch from the wizard of pz. This dress is beautiful.



  87. 87

    You're an idiot, Mario. The dress is beautiful and she looks fabulous!!



  88. 88

    I really like the dress…and the hair too…she looks stunning



  89. 89

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! What a Freakin Hawt Mess! Why is JT even with Him? OMG! Very FUG!



  90. 90

    very 90's feeling. I can't believe she has a stylist. Her hair looks like mine after accidentally sleeping in a pony tail.



  91. 91

    haaaaaaaaaaaahahahah. oh man. justin timberlake's boyfriend. that was funny. and u'd this the most fashionable man would want to dress his woman or at least check her before she leaves. sheesh.

  92. SuzEQ says – reply to this


    92

    I loved this look. Much better than the oversized, satin snot rag she donned before. I think you're letting the fact that you dislike her as a person cloud your fashion vision, Perez.



  93. 93

    okay i am not a fan at all but i actually like the dress and think she looks good

  94. AMO says – reply to this


    94

    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – I hear that.



  95. 95

    this coming from a 30+ creep show still keeping hot topic in business. don't you have to go molest teddy or something?



  96. 96

    This dress is miles better than the poofy SJP one you loved!!! Jessica is beautiful. What exactly do you have against attractive, young, straight women?



  97. 97

    first of all, this dress is amazing!!!!!!!! i love it, and the one she wore earlier in the night was amazing too! i don't know why you think it looks like shit… maybe bc it's on plain jane biel…uuugh, she's so boring, but her dresses were fab!



  98. 98

    I think she looks FIERCE in this outfit!



  99. 99

    u mean "justin timberlakes GIRLFRIEND"???!?!?!?!?!?!

    and i think the colour is good and even if the style isn;t perfect for her there's NO NEED TO BE SOO CRUEL!!!!!!!



  100. 100

    she DID redeem herself…that dress is gorge
    And by the way…you're reeeeeeeeeeeeally not one to be talking about fashion.
    Kinda ironic really

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