Pose It, Posh!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion

Victoria Beckham was a vision of classic elegance in a sleek black number, complete with gorgeous train pooling at her feet.

Making her way to the 17th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party Sunday night, Miss Vicky B knew how to pose that dress just right!

Simply lovely!

Posh went as Eva Longoria's date.

Wonder if she desperately tried to avoid this fellow guest???

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 23, 2009 at 10:25 am / Email this »

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68 comments to “Pose It, Posh!”

harrybalsac says – reply to this

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And then they used her chin to slice the cake.
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Where you invited???? Mmmm guess not… seems like A-listers where there contributing and let's face it you are a poor Z-lister not worth to invite…
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Shes got the Mortica look down great!
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Big Game on WEDS night-it's gonna be Godzilla Vs. King Kong!
devil_dawg_wife says – reply to this

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Lovely? hardly! You are saying all the ugly dresses are pretty only because you have your nose so far the asses of the girls wearing ugly dresses! You can't quite be a "gossip queen" if you are picking favorites all the time. You suck anymore! BTW, you're still a Z-lister!
devil_dawg_wife says – reply to this

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Re: Kate27 – hahaha! I called him a Z-lister, too and I hadn't even seen your post! Perez will NEVER be invited to these bashes! Especially Elton John's bash. He has taste!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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WTF???? That's all about the OScars??? No pics of BRANGELINA?????
Mmm you were totally snubbed by them lol lol lol told ya… all of this circus and neither Zach nor Brad & Homewrecker pose with you hahahahaha you are a big joke Pig!
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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an elegant skank !!!! she is a tired old had now.
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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MORTICIA CHIC!!!
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Mario-leave poor Teddy alone
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Ball
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – Who is playing?
loveandlight says – reply to this

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Why is this woman famous?

She is ugly and stays with a cheating husband all for the fame. She is a waste of space and has no talent. yuk!
LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this

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Fuck it…
Schmange says – reply to this

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She just looks all pointy to me… like Olive Oil from Popeye.
Gone_Buggy says – reply to this

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I'm so sick of this woman. She is NOT fierce. She is NOT ferosh. She isn't anything. I really don't understand your obsession, Perez. Can u please get over it?
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – #3 JINX!!!!!
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Yor kidding right?Your Sharks play my Wings at the Joe!Hope they bring Claude!
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: Kate27 – HEY LADY! HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A PIC OF BRANGELINA ON THE RED CARPET A FEW PAGES BACK
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JUST SAYIN'!!
Brendolynne says – reply to this

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WTF? She's disappearing before our eyes! If that was Lindsay Perez you'd have had plenty to say about how skinny she is. Stop being so two-faced. The skinnier this old hag gets you say she gets better. Ha! She's fugly at best. What an ice queen. She looks like she's snap like a twig. Soooo over her.
Jones19 says – reply to this

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That dress is fierce! Too heavy on the eye makeup though.
Mike_Rotch says – reply to this

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yooo I'll tell you what I want, what i really really want!!!!
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stop talking about the bitches that look like death!!
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: poop coming out is fun – HAHA-Shit yea!
Letty Spaghetti says – reply to this

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Ugh! ugly hair, ugly make-up, ugly dress….
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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I'd have hung my coat on her….eat something for god sake
Magilles says – reply to this

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Classic Elegance…are you freaking blind? She looks like elvira??? MOre like going to a funeral. Gee I'm thinking PEREZ IS STARTING TO SUCK THE ASSES OF CELEBRITIES. Get real if you think this is appealing on a woman in her 30's????
Chia says – reply to this

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Harry, hahahaha

She looks amazing! She knows how to put it all together.
stefystef says – reply to this

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She looks like a Twinkie Drag Queen.
She looks like a boy in a girl's dress.
She sucks.
cdawg says – reply to this

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Show Eva she looked hot.
mynameisyes says – reply to this

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im a fan of her, but in the last times she looks like cruella de vil…
Silklights says – reply to this

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Gorgeous!!
justtfax says – reply to this

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Re: Brendolynne – Really, if this was Lindsey, you would be all over the aneroxic bit. but, then again, she is with a woman, not someone you want to screw. Also, the black look is out. Yes, some yesterday were trying to say something nice about angelina, 'Yes, those emerald earrings can be seen from hundreds of feet away and just make the outfit' after saying 5 minutes before that black is boring and had no imagination. anyhoo, if posh had on a flesh colored dress, or one the color of the walls, she would almost disappear.
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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EWWWWW SHE LOOKS LIKE A TWIG
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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who the fuck cares about this non talented fucktard
IHateCelebs says – reply to this

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Does she have any other pose? Who the fuck stands like that everytime you see them. Asshole
KEEFER says – reply to this

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Whats so elegant about being anorexic ?
skinny bitch says – reply to this

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:::::::: POSH is alway so freaking SKINNY :::::::::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
Synik says – reply to this

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She looks like a praying mantis melting, Salvador Dali style.
whowhathuh? says – reply to this

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Now THIS is a woman who NEVER looks bad!!! Her taste is exquisite!
sheba08 says – reply to this

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She looks great here. I would have loved to be at Sir Elton's Party. He gives the best. I admire him. I hope they find a cure for this dreadful disease.
clawdhavmercy says – reply to this

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that bitch is FIERCE!!
Alisha2u says – reply to this

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Uh, she looks like Morticia Adams from Adams family!
Maliouhana says – reply to this

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and then she went back into her casket with the rest of the cast of the nightmare before christmas and was never seen again
sky74 says – reply to this

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MORTICIA ADAMS
Ms.Ems says – reply to this

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reminds me of Morticia from The Addam's Family
Ms.Ems says – reply to this

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Re: Alisha2u – sorry didn't read the comments
Bamster says – reply to this

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Morticia!
TZS says – reply to this

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THIS BITCH KNOWS HOW TO WORK A RED CARPET, AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP HER MAN.
dauphine says – reply to this

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You can't hate on her, she's a bad bitch. She's got the Diva game on lock.
the doctor is in says – reply to this

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Was she trying to look like Morticia Adams or did this sad accident happen all by itself?
RJ says – reply to this

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Can she pleeese find another pose, this one's so played out!
metalface says – reply to this

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Are you kidding? It looks like a black dress on a clothes hanger! Someone feed this alien creature.
i4sandy says – reply to this

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She is ugly…Morticia…where is Gomes dear??? is this an ADAMS family party…guess she went to the wrong place!!!
smh@ppl says – reply to this

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She is too skinny. Ugh why do white people think that's attractive in women? White boys love their women to look like little boys so gross.
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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Amazing how someone so monumentally useless can weigh so little.
Harry Taint says – reply to this

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Put a bag over her head and she's ok, but anorexic. Sick of the Beckman's, go back to England.
posh looks like yzma says – reply to this

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-=O M G. Posh looks like Yzma from Emperors New Groove… no seriously she does. =-
michaelsbaby_18 says – reply to this

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She looks like the lady from the Adams Family….eww scary! She needs to crack a smile every now and then.
poshbabygia says – reply to this

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I love Posh (obviously), but she looks like Morticia Addams here.
angel hair says – reply to this

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omg, she's not human.
Amber Alexandria says – reply to this

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And you think that Lindsey is scary skinny?
Have you looked at "Posh" lately?
MC30 says – reply to this

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She is so freaking borning.
hank schmank says – reply to this

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Classic elegance? She should part of that skinned pickled bodies exhibition that's going around.
Betty M says – reply to this

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Glad to see she hasn't succeeded in infliltrating the A list. No Vanity Fair party for her just the Elton John party with all the other losers.
pink_princess says – reply to this

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I fucking hate this ugly bitch and I always will… for someone known for her so called "style" that dress is friggin disgusting and I bet it cost more than I make in a year.. I'm glad you lot have to deal with her and shes not over here trying to rule the land haha
Alisa-Chan says – reply to this

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I hate when people wear black - it's such a boring color (especially on brunettes)!!
2201East says – reply to this

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Spindly might be a better word for her.
ArcticToxic says – reply to this

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I love her.