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Simon Cowell Has Plans For Immortality

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Wish Simon Cowell would just go away?

It doesn't look like that will be happening anytime soon!!

The American Idol and X-Factor judge has plans to have his body cryogenically frozen after he passes, on the off chance he could be revived in the near future.

WTF, Simon???

Cowell spouted off his new life plan at at dinner hosted by the Prime Minister of the UK.

"I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics. You pay a lot of money and you get stuck in a deep freeze once you've been declared dead. Medical science is bound to work out a way of bringing us back to life in the next century or so, and I want to be avaliable when they do. I would be doing the nation an invaluable service."

The reality show mogul plans to drop up to $250,000 dollars on the procedure in which his blood would be drained and "replaced with a preservative fluid," and then his lifeless corpse would be vacuum packed into a giant cooler of liquid nitrogen.

Um, ew??

We think once you're dead, you should stay dead, Simon!!

P.S. We really hope he's just joking!

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35 comments to “Simon Cowell Has Plans For Immortality”



  1. 1

    i can totally picture him being one of those talking heads in a jar



  2. 2

    His heart is stone cold so he's already halfway there.



  3. 3

    Wow Simon - do you really want to do that?



  4. 4

    Simon is a straight fucking pimp.



  5. 5

    Who cares
    He's so sexy.



  6. 6

    I'll take Simon over Beyonce any day!



  7. 7

    OMG, don't ruin my day with this nonsense!



  8. 8

    Seriously these scientists come up with the dumbest things to rip ppl off…..



  9. 9

    sounds cooooooooold



  10. 10

    brrrrrrrrrrrrrr



  11. 11

    Re: yankees21 – Good morning! I agree!!!!!!



  12. 12

    Re: harrybalsac – true….



  13. 13

    Re: mamajud – lmao



  14. 14


  15. 15

    ew! so in like 50 years theres gonna be a simon zombie walking around.



  16. 16

    What-does he think we'll have a shortage of assholes in the future?



  17. 17

    Gah!!! My idea's way better, im gonna live forever by getting every organ in my body transplanted and replaced with a younger healthy persons and ill live forever cuz my organs will always be new and working perfectly.



  18. 18


  19. 19

    Re: harrybalsac – LOL! Good morning, Mr. harryb!



  20. 20

    Re: harrybalsac – bals ;)



  21. 21

    Re: colochisma – hahaha



  22. 22

    Re: harrybalsac – i love it when you talk that way….



  23. 23

    Re: colochisma – While assholes are always plentiful, you have to admit that he takes assholedom to heights we've scarcely seen before. He's truly a rare entity.



  24. 24

    I would love to do this procedure? Isnt Walt Disney also frozen? Its been rumored that he is.



  25. 25

    "I would be doing the nation an invaluable service."

    BY DYING?!?!
    BY FREEZING THOSE LIPS,
    THOSE HIPS,
    THOSE NASTY OCULAR SLIPS???



  26. 26

    Ha Ha Ha Oh Michael (Jackson) don't be so silly..



  27. 27

    Shit Simon why wait-do it now!That way you'll be frozen still looking great!Go for it!



  28. 28

    Great! We can have ASSHOLES in the next century to!!!



  29. 29

    Do you think that he'll bring back American Idol?



  30. 30

    Madonna refuses to stay dead, she keeps dragging her zombie ass all over the place, why shouldn't he?



  31. 31

    That is a wonderful thought and if you have that much money then I guess go ahead and do it. When God take you off of the earth that means it is your time to go and you will have eternal life afterward without being frozen.



  32. 32

    ZOMBIE SIMON!!!!



  33. 33

    Cryonics is friggen awesome .. I'd love to be frozen and revived in the year 3000!!!



  34. 34

    Ok…..that's kinda creepy



  35. 35

    "I would be doing the nation an invaluable service."

    lmfao, made my day!