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Val Kilmer Earns His Crown

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What sort of fuckery is this???

Val Kilmer pAArtied it up in New Orleans this weekend as King Bacchus XLI on the Krewe of Bacchus' legendary Mardi Gras float.

2008's King Bacchus, Hulk Hogan, stepped down from the throne to let the former Batman star reign surpreme!!

How will you ever fill the Hulk's shoes, Val???

[Image via DMX / Mayer Photo.]

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    45 comments to “Val Kilmer Earns His Crown”



    1. 1

      Niiiiice.



    2. 2

      I thought that was you in a doughboy costume fatass



    3. 3

      umm…okay…



    4. 4

      1st!



    5. 5

      Haha



    6. 6

      WTF!!! Marlon Brando is "back"!!!



    7. 7

      that fat fuck! He used to be so hot!

    8. @v@ says – reply to this


      8

      It's an honor to be King Bacchus. Looks like loads of fun. Everyone should do Mardi Gras in their lifetime, but not everyone gets to be King Bacchus. To be given a reason and a job to do as a reason to party at Mardi Gras? Priceless.



    9. 9

      what is he doing?!

      collegecandy.com



    10. 10

      O WTF……



    11. 11

      I WANT U PEREZ TO POST ABOUT HOW MANISTON WAS SOOO FREAKING NERVOUS IN FRONT OF BRANGELINA… SHE WAS TRAMBLING (IDK IF THE WORD EXIST) BUT SHE WAS ABOUT TO PISS



    12. 12

      From Top Gun to…this?



    13. 13

      .
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      QUEEN FOR A DAY!
      .



    14. 14

      um

      ok

      …..



    15. 15

      Val should be included in the FAT Tuesday parade.



    16. 16

      i don't believe that's val kilmer



    17. 17

      Re: .perezhilton.com – Wtf you're stealing my comments



    18. 18

      Val has that Henry the 8th meets Gary Glitter look down pretty good!Rock on Val-WooHoo



    19. 19

      whats thaat!!!???!!!!



    20. 20

      i think you mean ginger "kid"



    21. 21

      Call Jenny.



    22. 22

      -
      IT'S NOT "KING ON BACCHUS'S LEGENDARY FLOAT,"
      -
      IT'S "KING OF BACCHUS'S LEGENDARY KREWE."
      -
      IT IS QUITE AN HONOR TO BE KING BACCHUS — NOT AS BIG AN HONOR AS BEING KING REX, AS KING REX IS THE KING OF CARNIVAL….. BUT STILL AN HONOR.
      -



    23. 23

      Christ! He is a float all by himself.



    24. 24

      we saw him and he threw doubloons at us, though he looked pretty wasted (not like anyone else wasn't)



    25. 25


    26. 26

      Re: SWEETPIECE IS ME! – #25.
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      THE SWEET KNOWS HER LG!!!
      .



    27. 27

      FAT ASS needs some attention now !



    28. 28

      What the hell??? Val Kilmer I thought you were better than this!!



    29. 29

      weird……oh yeah, and Val Kilmer used to be hot, now he's fat (and weird)…..WTF happened???!!!??!



    30. 30

      even if Val doesn't look his best he still dicks the hulk



    31. 31

      It's like The Island of Dr. Moreau! x



    32. 32

      Bacchus was amazing!



    33. 33

      He used to be so hot too, such a shame.

    34. mes27 says – reply to this


      34

      val kilmer… where the hell have you been? you go m.i.a for like a year and suddenly appear wearing that ridiculous outfit on a parade float? weirdo.



    35. 35

      Looks more like the Burger King to me. Who'd want to engage in any sort of Bacchanalia with him now? I mourn for my hot hot hot Val.



    36. 36

      A Christian Scientist nutjob + a parade float in Mardi Gras = priceless



    37. 37

      Looks like papa joe simpson to me. With that grin on his face, he just watched Jessica eat a whole side of beef!



    38. 38

      ICEMAN!



    39. 39

      Nah … that's Louis Anderson



    40. 40

      I think the float is buckling…



    41. 41

      How'd he let this happen to himself?



    42. 42

      hey- look it up, Carlos Mencia was supposed to be king, but they dropped him for the shit he talked about new orleans after katrina- so they got Val as a last minute replacement…. And it is a great honor to be a marshall, king or anything on these parades. WHOOOOOAAAAA NOLA is awesome!



    43. 43

      Hey, it's perfectly acceptable attire for the King of Bacchus. I think "someone" might be jelous he wasn't chosen. :)



    44. 44

      I met him that night–my date and I were seated at the table next to his. He was definitely drunk, but he's also a freaking asshole.

      The King of Bacchus only serves for a single year, so Hulk Hogan was going to be replaced no matter what.



    45. 45

      Re: @v@ – agreed!