Watts Bounces Back

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Hot hot hot!

Naomi Watts was radiating that new mommy glow at the Post-Oscars Vanity Fair bash last night in West Hollywood.

Watts gave birth to her son, Sammy Kai, only two months ago!!

Naomi looked striking in gold, but we've seen with our own eyes that the starlet would look striking in just about anything (NSFW)!!

[Image via AP Images.]

    Posted: Feb 23, 2009 at 10:35 am / Email this  »

    61 comments to “Watts Bounces Back”



    1. 1

      Love her-not the dress-damn fine Milf!



    2. 2

      Gravy



    3. 3

      " Ball Gravy B!llioaire" the harrybalsac story wiil sweep next years Oscars!



    4. 4

      UGH!!! ARE YOU BLIND?? SHE LOOKS DISGUSTING! THAT DRESS IS ATROCIOUS. HER HAIR IS LIMP. HER TOES LOOK TEN FEET LONG. HER PUSS LOOKS USED.



    5. 5

      He body does look amazing.
      I dont care so much for the dress though.



    6. 6

      I think the dress is cut too low, looks like it's falling down. Other than that she looks very pretty.



    7. 7

      Re: poop coming out is fun – Would you drop a deuce on her?



    8. 8

      By the Thanks Mario for the nude pics of her lat week-very nice!



    9. 9

      B!ll!ona!re*



    10. 10

      -
      ATTENTION CLASSLESS FEMALE CELEBS WALKING THE RED CARPET:
      -
      "BLACK TIE" MEANS "UTTERLY FORMAL."
      -
      IN OTHER WORDS - HAIR IN AN UP-DO!!!
      -
      THERE IS NOTHING SOPHISTICATED, ELEGANT, OR FORMAL ABOUT LOSE HAIR!!!
      -



    11. 11

      She looks like a wilted flower. The pic just may be unflattering, but her posture sucks, her hair is blah, the dress does nothing for her figure and even looks a little bit big. She needed to wear something with more bust support and a different neckline. If the dress had fit and had fabric between her boobs, it would have been amazing.

    12. mom says – reply to this


      12

      hmm.. nothing against this fine lady.. but, umm.. the dress sucks.. what are you seeing? i see a VERY ill fitted dress that looks like it wants to fall off of her.. you're really not very objective..



    13. 13

      Re: harrybalsac – I'd drop silly string all over those cakes!



    14. 14

      Ugh the texture of that dress is disgusting…so scaly like a fish!



    15. 15

      Re: harrybalsac – ABSOLUTELY!



    16. 16

      A little too Mermaid for someone with taste



    17. 17

      Seriously….the dress looks disgusting. The breasts look like two alient eyes and what is up with the looseness of the stomach? Barf…really….



    18. 18

      jet girl looks so good! I can't believe she just had a baby

    19. sushi says – reply to this


      19

      She looks good? Further evidence you are a homo. That's the worst fucking dress I've ever seen. Her body looks good, but the dress is poorly fitted, ugly and her hair looks like shit.



    20. 20

      I don't know what you are looking at, but she looks like warmed ass. Did she get caught in a heavy downpour on the way to the show? The dress doesn't fit, the hair is horrible and until I read it was Naomi Watts I didn't even recognize who it was.



    21. 21

      Are you kidding? She looks awful. The hair, the dress everything! Bleh

    22. SJB says – reply to this


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      You're insane… she looks like a cracked out mermaid. I HATE this style of dress, EVERYONE was wearing it. Hers was the WORST, she looks like she jumped in a pool and is just walking around drenched. YUCK



    23. 23

      What's with her hair? It looks like she never bothered to brush it. And her gown doesn't flatter her skin tone at all. I fail to understand why someone would wear a gown thousands of dollars and not get at least an updo or some kind of classy hairstyle.



    24. 24

      ughhh really?! she looks like she just rolled out of bed! her skin and hair look wrinkley and that dress is pulling her boobs down! one of the worst ive seen. jessica biel looked waayyyy better and she didnt even look that great!



    25. 25

      wtf is your problem???……….this looks like a maternity dress cinched up in the back with a safety pin………hideous color……she's cute though



    26. 26

      Don't love the dress… the top part looks kinda weird… she is a very beautiful woman though, had the chance to meet her and work for her she is totally awesome!



    27. 27

      I hope you're kidding. She looks like a train wreck.



    28. 28

      She may be hot, but not in this pic…



    29. 29

      The dress is really ugly…and it doesn't fit her….

    30. fiona says – reply to this


      30

      Love her. That dress does NOTHING for her, and her stringy hair looks unwashed.
      But, I love HER.



    31. 31

      Looks like she's rockin' some scales…ick



    32. 32

      She can do better!



    33. 33

      That dress looks like the evil cricket in A Bug's Life at Disney's California Adventure Park! Two big bug eyes and a smirking mouth across her stomach! What an ugly dress!



    34. 34

      that is the most hideous looking thing i have ever seen



    35. 35

      Looks like a molting fish… if fish molted.



    36. 36

      REALLY??
      She looks like someone dumped a bucket of water over her head.



    37. 37

      OK I would kill for a body like w/ or w/o the baby! But the dress looks a little bit ill-fitted. Also, Sammy Kai? Really? Is she trying to raise a neo-samurai warrior?



    38. 38

      even though she looks like a mermaid….



    39. 39

      She looks great but that dress is tragic. Looks like it's about to fall down, saggin in the mid-section and the color looks like baby-poo.
      Sorry, Perez, you got this one wrong…



    40. 40

      The dress is hideous and doesn't even fit properly



    41. 41

      Did showing her TITS on the balcony last week winher anything?



    42. 42

      That ugly ass dress doesn't even fit.



    43. 43

      her tits look like udders



    44. 44

      ewwwwwwwwwww



    45. 45

      Looks like Beyonce's mom sewed this dress out of an old lace table cloth and ran out of material for the top of the dress. Someone please buy Naomi a brush to comb her hair.



    46. 46

      No, no, no. That dress makes her look saggy. It's too big on her. And what's with her and Nicole Kidman matching their skin to their gowns?!



    47. 47

      OMG, horrible dress! Whoever said to her "yes, that dress looks good on you" is her enemy.
      Naomi, you are beautiful. Fire your stylist!!!!



    48. 48

      That dress is horrible! You are biased, Perez! Even Miley looked better!



    49. 49

      please!!! the only good thing in that look is her VBH clutch…
      That dress sucks on her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



    50. 50

      She usually looks amazing but that dress is extremely ill fitting.



    51. 51

      Shes gorgeous but that dress is not. Its too low, and doesn't fit right around the midsections.



    52. 52

      wtf……this is one ugly dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!somebody needs an eye exam or their head is too far up their ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    53. 53

      ew….she looks gross. could her dress be anymore saggy???



    54. 54

      I'm not crazy about that dress at all. The dress is sagging off of her, and her hair could be better. And you thought Jessica Biehl looked bad? You are such a hypocrite, Perez. No matter how fabulous someone looks, if you don't like them, you'll find any type of flaw to tear them a new one, but if it's the opposite, someone you love, and they look like shit, you think they look awesome. You are so biased and not fashion objective at all.



    55. 55

      She looks AWFUL here! She usually looks beautiful, but her hair is all stringy, and her dress is saggy…it looks like she fell fully dressed into a pool and just climbed out.

    56. ganza says – reply to this


      56

      hey P, grow some taste. the dress is dreadful and makes her look like she's had octuplets



    57. 57

      Looks like the dress is missing some straps to hold it up. Hideous.



    58. 58

      You've got to be kidding. She looks like shit in that thing.



    59. 59

      this dress sucks



    60. 60

      that reaallly isnt a good dress for her atall!!
      but nice figure for only having a kid 2 months ago!



    61. 61

      bad bad dress