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Someone's in a need of a facial!!!

Lauren Conrad just turned 23-years-old this month, but judging by the look of her face and the wrinkles around her eyes, we'd guess she was turning 33.

Oh, and it doesn't help that she dresses like shit either!

Sunday night, Beef Curtains was spotted at the Z-list 10th Annual Academy Awards Celebration After Party in the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

Is that dress part of her shiteous collection?

Everything from her flat hair, to the caked-on makeup, to that ill-fitting dress, to her color coordinated manicure, to those shoes. Everything just looked awful!

Then again, LC's used to going out looking like crap.

Poor bb!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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  1. 1

    Hi, my name is "Perez Hilton" and anytime I go places, the media doesn't cover it and if I'm in the background of photos, I'm called "and fan". I get jealous of other people who get media coverage for even the littlest thing like buying bubble gum so I like to make fun of anyone who doesn't call me on a weekly basis to beg me not to show a nip slip or bad album sales.



  2. 2

    She looks like Blowhan. FUG.



  3. 3

    I would love to do her facial for her but she needs more than that, what I can recommend is ELEMIS Absolute EYE SERUM for puffy eyes and dark circles. The best eye treatment out there. You're welcome LC



  4. 4

    Why do they insist on wearing shiny dresses? the only one i've liked was kate bosworth…
    seriously…STOP trying to be glam w/ all the glitter!



  5. 5

    leave her alone she looks pretty



  6. 6

    Damn Perez…Why So Bitter????



  7. 7

    cute dress but she can afford to invest in some static guard



  8. 8

    Then show us the wrinkles around the beef curtains!



  9. 9

    You're calling her collection Shiteous? Look who's calling the kettle black. You're "collection" didn't do so well either, did it Mario.

  10. harle says – reply to this


    10

    out of line. you're ridiculous.

  11. MP says – reply to this


    11

    Perez may be mean, but he's right. She looks 10 years older than her actual age. Sunscreen and sunglasses…everyday.



  12. 12

    Re: CTGreat – I would love to give her a facial too!



  13. 13

    SHE GOT SOME STRETCH MARKS AROUND HER LIPS AS WELL GUESS WHAT THERE FROM….



  14. 14

    I think she looks just fine!!!



  15. 15

    She doesn't look bad!! I like her manicure. The only thing I'm questioning is that awful fake smile



  16. 16

    I think she's beautiful.

  17. jjm21 says – reply to this


    17

    you are an asshole who clearly is not secure with yourself that you constantly have to put down others to make yourself feel better. seek help. lauren looks great, and you are just jealous of everything she has going for her. we all have our faults and you constantly bringing them to everyones attention just shows howsad you are.



  18. 18

    Re: M*I*A*R – When I get done those under-eyes bags will be balsacs.



  19. 19

    Ya know I really have no clue who she is , she's cute ,

    I'm guessing she's on one of those teen shows ,

    the idea of you insulting someones looks is tooo funny ,

    buy a mirror if you want to see fug lol



  20. 20

    I think she looks fine too.

  21. ps says – reply to this


    21

    Perez, what is your problem with Lauren Conrad? Sure, she's looked better, but she is busy and works hard for her money, whereas you sit on your ass and steal pictures and stories from other gossip websites. She's only 23 and has accomplished more than you ever will, not to mention also while looking better than YOU ever will. I will guarantee her coming book will outsell yours by a landslide.
    In fact, I respect her more for not selling out to you, unlike your sycophantic katy perry and speidi.



  22. 22

    Fakebake………

  23. jjm21 says – reply to this


    23

    she looks great.

  24. dd says – reply to this


    24

    Her hair is the worst part. The dress does nothing for her but her makeup isn't bad.



  25. 25

    God damnnnnnnnnn… I'm fricken 25 and I don't even have does wrinkles….. thats what drugs and drinking do to your face



  26. 26

    JEALOUS MUCH PEREZ???



  27. 27

    Oh yeah let's all take fashion advice from perez.. he's really good at hating outfits all the fashion critics love. Tell him something about his "taste"?



  28. 28

    Perez why do you have to trash her around so much?
    You are SUCH A HYPOCRITE. You trash Lauren Conrad because you think she has an "awful" and really expensive clothe line and then you go on Lindsay saying she is too thin to be alive.. but 5 minutes later.. OMG there's Victoria Beckham who's clothing is above $300 a piece, that doesn't look that good and by the way she's dying skinny and looks LIKE ROADKILL with those fake boobies.
    You just hate lauren conrad because. GET A LIFE



  29. 29

    It's a hard knock life for Lauren!!!



  30. 30

    Perez your jealousy/hatred of this woman makes you no better than those people you were screaming at to stop the H8 so you could have your fucking gay rights. You go out of your way to try to make people hate her, you are nasty to her because you claim "she doesn't play the game like Heidi and Spencer do". That is bullshit.
    You suck. You will always suck. And you copy more and more from MK at D L I S T E D every day, because unlike you, everyone LOVES MK, not just a bunch of teenagers.
    Fuck off.



  31. 31

    O0 SHUT UP PEREZ SHES LO0KS PRETTY



  32. 32

    are you kidding me?



  33. 33

    Re: harrybalsac – Now that would be a sight to see!



  34. 34

    poor girl. she just needs to get out of the spotlight and rest. …and maybe find a new pose …cuz come on, she's cute.



  35. 35

    Damn! Who cares about this talentless, useless, lazy bitch anyway??? she's not even a star or celebrity just a little stupid bitch who's parents are rich



  36. 36

    I think she looks great.



  37. 37

    So what if she has wrinkles???????? no one is perfect, not even u perez :)



  38. 38

    Are you joking? You claim Madonna looks good and this person looks bad????? Madonna looks like a walking nightmare.



  39. 39

    I think she looks amazing and I am no fan. Jealous much?

  40. Chia says – reply to this


    40

    Use sunscreen! The dress/look is all wrong for someone that age.



  41. 41

    Tut, tut, thats what smoking does to you!! You can hide the fact that you smoke, but everyone knows when they see crows feet on a 23 year old!!



  42. 42

    She does look old. She's so anoying. Spoiled rich girl.
    glad her ratings are tanking, such a retarded show.
    I want to be your friend
    I want to be YOUR friend too
    Like, on my god, I want to be friends
    I know, right? But like, noone wants us to be friends
    I know, totally
    right?
    like, we should be friends though
    yeah we SHOULD be friends
    but they dont want us to be friends
    I know but I want to be your friend

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!



  43. 43

    try Utter Cream



  44. 44

    YOU ARE SUCH A JELOUS FUCKIN FAG!!! FACE LIFT??? LOOK AT YOURSELF! YOU NEED TO GET ON WEIGHT WATCHERS YOU FAT UGLY FUCK!!!! HATER!!!

  45. JeNaY says – reply to this


    45

    Ok,I have been a daily vistor on Perez Hilton for a while but where did I miss bb. Anyone? There may have been oneday i wasnt on so I missed it,lol



  46. 46

    THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY SPEIDI… WHEN YOU WANT PEOPLE TALK TRASH YOU KNOW IS TIME TO ROLL WITH US!!
    SPEIDI THE OFFICIAL SPONSORS OF FAKE TV!
    *******************************************************
    Lauren is awesome… wish you looked this good… she is the perfect example of a non anorexic girl with great sense of fashion and who doesn't need a scandal to be on top!



  47. 47

    Wow that was uncalled for. She looks good I love her hair. She's had better dresses but this is definitely not the worst thing any one has worn.

    She is beautiful.



  48. 48

    Re: ps – AMEN!!!!



  49. 49

    big deal she has a wrinkle or two…these days everyone pretty much has them…her makeup and hair look flawless…the dress could've been a better choice but she still looks cute and natural…come on perez…you said michelle obama looked great in her sunday night dress…seriosuly?? she looked fat and needed something more slimming



  50. 50

    ******************************************************
    THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY SPEIDI… WHEN YOU WANT PEOPLE TALK TRASH YOU KNOW IS TIME TO ROLL WITH US!!
    SPEIDI THE OFFICIAL SPONSORS OF FAKE TV!
    *******************************************************
    Lauren is awesome… wish you looked this good… she is the perfect example of a non anorexic girl with great sense of fashion and who doesn't need a scandal to be on top!



  51. 51

    ***************************************************
    THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY SPEIDI… WHEN YOU WANT PEOPLE TALK TRASH YOU KNOW IS TIME TO ROLL WITH US!!
    SPEIDI THE OFFICIAL SPONSORS OF FAKE TV!
    ****************************************************
    Lauren is awesome… wish you looked this good… she is the perfect example of a non anorexic girl with great sense of fashion and who doesn't need a scandal to be on top!



  52. 52

    I think you're all insanely mean. Lauren looks gorgeous, hair, make up etc. I would love to have her looks and I think ur slagging her off cos you're probably fat and ugly yourselves.



  53. 53

    You really do hate women don't you Mario?



  54. 54

    Her hair looks like she's going to the laundromat



  55. 55

    Idiot! Did you look in the mirror lately?… Tsk Tsk.. Girl looks just fine. Your mommy really messed you up… ;-)



  56. 56

    Not the best dress, but she sure is a pretty and charming girl, with usually great taste!



  57. 57

    She looks fine, you dick.



  58. 58

    at least she changed her hair up a bit. that one overdone style was getting really old. it's time to move on, ladies. those wrinkles are because of all the laying out in the sun in laguna!!! idiot.



  59. 59

    I'm 33 and I don't have any wrinkles…guess cause I'm Hispanic.



  60. 60

    Oh god, I don't know what's worse, the flat hair/bangs or the tacky dress with matching visible bra! Noooo LC, nooo!!

  61. nsn says – reply to this


    61

    Re: Pwn3d! – Your sooooo right he is jealous . Perez needs to grow up, and get a life! I'm with you on that one Pwn3d!



  62. 62

    You don't have to slam her soooo much but…she always looks like she has a moustache to me.



  63. 63

    LOL! black don't crack!

  64. nsn says – reply to this


    64

    I have decieded that when i grow up i want to be just like Perez. I fat ass who likes to make fun of other people who obviously look ten times better then him, just to make him feel better! Btw Perez it would probably help of you were to get a facial or three! Oh and Lauren's line is not shit, cause i am sure if you were to come out with your on line it would be called. " Fashion for Fat Hobos Like me!" By Perez shilton!

  65. TZS says – reply to this


    65

    Poor girl



  66. 66

    She dressed like a 5 year old.



  67. 67

    beef curtains

    ahahaha best line ever



  68. 68

    I love Lauren's style, normally… but what in the world is she thinking here? That hair cut isn't the best… but, what do I know?



  69. 69

    I'm going to have to agree with you this time, Perez. This outfit is terrible. I mean, really. Could she not have worn something better? OH AND…I'm 25 and I don't have under eye wrinkles like that!!!!!! Someone needs to stay out of the sun!



  70. 70

    so many wrinkles!! geezzee LC.
    and the bangs dont look good on her.



  71. 71

    Pwn3d… why are u on his site then.. id say you hav no life. or are jus as secretly obsessed as the rest of us. i couldnt agree more Perez she is like oatmeal.. and i hate oatmeal.. soo bland ewwww.. even the texture is gross… yuck…shes so annoying and ugly those bangs if u can even call them that wtf is up with them



  72. 72

    Jealous much people? She looks fine. She's gorgeous, has fame and money.. everything you wish was yours. Back off..



  73. 73

    Wow. I'm 35 and I do not have wrinkles like that under my eyes!



  74. 74

    SERIOUSLY??? SHE LOOKS GREAT HERE! Why are you hating on her so bad?? You just hate anyone who won't take a picture with you…….example…Jessica Alba. LC's skin looks flawless and her dress is super hot.



  75. 75

    You are such an hyprocrite and biased asshole Perez, Angelina Jolie who looks at least 15 years older then is a total skank, gets nothing but praise from you but Lauren you diss? Your jealousy is so pathetic, just because she managed to make her name for herself and is famous all around the world…stop being so bitter!



  76. 76

    She needs a shot of Botox around the eyes. And I hope this is the last season of her "reality" show. She sucks major donkey balls.



  77. 77

    I don't get her!



  78. 78

    There is absolutely nothing special about this girl. If her parents weren't filthy rich she'd never have gotton on Laguna Beach or The Hills and she wouldn't be where she is now. She is boring and bland and has no talent whatsoever. In the real world she would be a plain jane answering the phones in an office.



  79. 79

    Kay perez seriously grow up, don't be jealous that your not aging as gracefully as conrad! :]



  80. 80

    she's still around?



  81. 81

    Que vieja se ve!!! She looks way older…to be 23??? WTF!!



  82. 82

    What are we all supposed to look like?! Fake, Plastic dolls?! I think she looks wonderful! There is nothing wrong with her!



  83. 83

    Wow I thought I was harsh! I noticed a lot of wrinkles at the Oscars but most actors were over 23.



  84. 84

    I disagree Lauren can dress and has nice style. THIS outfit I guess is an exception.



  85. 85

    I think she looks great . shes a natural beauty . better than 99% plastic fake heidi



  86. 86

    move on man!!! you always talk so much shit about her!! shes pretty!



  87. 87

    Oh yeah. look who's talking. Your gay ass doesn't look good either and who gives a fuck about how lauren conrad looks like and what kind of a fucking nail polish she;s wearing. Holy shit.. can we talk about something more interesting?



  88. 88

    I bet you would look like crap too if you fucking zoom in a picture of your face. Seriously perez.



  89. 89

    P-dog: I'll be turning 34 this March and I don't have HALF the wrinkles as these Hollywood twenty-somethings. They must like to paaaarty too haaaard!

  90. mes27 says – reply to this


    90

    WHY IS SHE FAMOUS!??!?!?!



  91. 91

    she doesn't look old. she just looks like she's on drugs of some sort.



  92. 92

    i love LC but she does look pretty old these days.



  93. 93

    She is hideous. 23 and crows feet already? Well then again she is white. Bitch looks horrible. And supposed to be some fashionista? HA!!

  94. omie says – reply to this


    94

    wow, Perez… let's take a look at your fugly ass… I'm not a fan of her persay but I don't think she looks bad at all… You are a bad role model Perez…



  95. 95

    aw leave her alone



  96. 96

    OMG how pathetic are you Perez? You are so jealous of this girl its sad. You talk shit about her clothing line and style when you have NEITHER. Your clothing line SUCKED ASS. And it was sold at HOT TOPIC. You are so fucking lame. Nobody came to your stupid meet & greets. Jealousy isn't very becoming. …………….Oh yah, and just because your gay, doesnt mean you are a good judge of style. Your style is pretty nasty and distasteful.



  97. 97

    Tweeze the eyebrows bitch!



  98. 98

    wow whys everyone defending her



  99. 99

    she does look old. It's because of the whole reality tv deal. And she wears a ton of makeup, i think she does not take care of her face, because shee lookkss really old!



  100. 100

    yikes - not aging well!

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