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Keep your dirty paws off our R-Patz, Natalie!!

Mz. Portman was seen canoodling with our Twilight boyfriend at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday night!

Blasphemy!!

A friend of Pattinson blabbed that Robert was extremely nervous about presenting but "whiskey and Natalie Portman" were what managed to calm the Brit down.

"The two totally flirted it up outside on the patio…[Natalie's] used to getting what she wants, as she dominated [Robert Pattinson's] attentions most of the evening," snitched eyewitnesses at the Vanity Fair party.

The two were not seen leaving the party together, thank God!

We love you, Natalie, but there are plenty of fish in the sea for you to choose from!!

[Image via WENN.]

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  1. 1

    I heard shes seeing Ryan Gosling the guy from the Notebook



  2. 2

    Ahh who cares? even a homeless transvestite can have him for all that i care…



  3. 3

    Now THAT would be one CUTE couple!



  4. 4

    Blasphemy, really Rump Ranger? Go hump Teddy and pretend again.



  5. 5

    LOL



  6. 6

    not natalie…..



  7. 7

    perez you sound like a 14 year old girl when you talk about all your "boyfriends"



  8. 8

    he's too ugly for her



  9. 9

    …why not? When she's on her stomach she looks like a boy from behind.



  10. 10

    NOOOOOOOOOoOOoOOoooooOoO



  11. 11

    R-Pat isn't gay. You don't have a chance Perez.



  12. 12

    Re: Sugar Tits Jezzebelle luvz Chelsea – Mind if I poke around while I'm down here?



  13. 13

    Aww they would be CUTE together. Perez quit being so jealous!



  14. 14

    Booorrrrriiinnngggg…..



  15. 15

    he was also seen at a later after party for the oscars at 3 in the morning chatting it up with paris hilton…….. he needs a std test.



  16. 16

    Re: *LondonHockeyGurL* – Good afternoon hottie… :o )



  17. 17

    Aw, cute. They're both incredibly attractive people.



  18. 18

    Just got good taste!



  19. 19

    Re: Big Black Dick – Can i watch………

  20. muma says – reply to this


    20

    totally agree.. hands off!



  21. 21

    Dude, if anyone deserved Robert it's Natalie. She's harvard educated-she knows how to handle sparkly vampire peen!



  22. 22

    NAT-PATZ!!



  23. 23

    Your done she's got something you dont Mario a yssup.



  24. 24

    Re: *LondonHockeyGurL* – U not on reading week…..
    How them Knights doing?????



  25. 25

    Aw, I think they'd be cute together. Though I think she may be too intellectually superior for him.



  26. 26

    She's too old for him! She's 27 and he's 22!



  27. 27

    Re: Osakhomen – actually this is some kind of proof that he's gay SINCE NATALIE HAS A THE BODY OF A 12 YEAR OLD BAY ! lol



  28. 28

    poor perez, dont you know robert isnntttt gay?!



  29. 29

    he doesnt want you, he wants girrlls.



  30. 30

    Is it just me or Does Natalie look in this pic like shes about to flash her tits!?



  31. 31

    And now I must hate her.



  32. 32

    not that it matters, but i thought she was dating devendra?



  33. 33

    Have to say, if these two make a go of it, I'd be happy for them, if not dying a little on the inside like most females with a pulse.

    But seriously, I love Nat, she's smart, she's funny, she's classy, and she can even rock a shaved head and look stunning.

    Not at all like the John Mayer/Jessica Simpson debacle. That just made me angry.



  34. 34

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Only if the lady is cool with it.

  35. tinky says – reply to this


    35

    i hate to be the one to tell u that but he will never be your boyfriend (with him being straight and all u know) so why u have to be so mean? and i think she is lovely and they would be cute together..



  36. 36

    i think they would make a cute couple.



  37. 37

    OH I GET IT PEREZ. you want to keep rpatz single and no other woman can have so when the time comes that he realizes hes gay and in love with you…he has no attachments, right? did i get all that? well, TOO BAD. natalie isnt gonna listen to your fat ass. if she wants to fuck him, shes gonna fuck him. and when she does, shell be on your shit list along with jessica simpson and jennifer aniston who did the same to JOHN MAYER!! YOURE FUCKING PATHETIC!



  38. 38

    Perez, he's in to p u s s y! Sorry!



  39. 39

    Ah well. I think this is just a big rumor. Nice to know that they had a great time. xD



  40. 40

    Rob is 22, tall 6'1", born in London. Natalie is 27, a tiny 5'3" gorgeous doll, Harvard educated and born in Jerusalem, Israel. I think they would make a great couple. They would be THE couple. Yay! :-D



  41. 41

    Perez, stop being such a HATER! Your website used to be a lot more positive and not so annoying. Enough with the sad news everyday on our economy…we get it! We watch the news! You try to act all CNN and then you go and call Miley Cyrus a slut…seriously how old are you little Belen boy?!?! And your humor just does not make sense! You call everything and anything "genius" "viral" etc… NO! It's not even funny…And for the record: HOW DARE YOU DECLARE TO BOYCOTT CHRIS BROWN? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FACTS YOU LOSER…YOU TRY DRIVING A CAR AND HAVE SOME CRAZY BITCH (RIHANNA) START PUNCHING YOU FOR GETTING A TEXT FROM A GIRL!! I WOULD BE THROWING HER OFF ME AND THAT EASILY COULD HAVE INSTIGATED A FIGHT…SO SHUT UP ALREADY WITH YOUR "PRINCESS RIRI" YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!

  42. dd909 says – reply to this


    42

    bitch better back the fuck off



  43. 43

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damn it



  44. 44

    I dont like it - not one bit.



  45. 45

    take the hands off my man :D



  46. 46

    wow



  47. 47

    perez,he will never date you. Natalie? she's pretty but can't she get someone her age? Go for Ryan Gosling!



  48. 48

    omg! i totally love her.

    but she needs to keep her hands off of him.
    she was going out with some spanish actor!!

    i hearts r-patz!



  49. 49

    They would make a cute couple. Also her & Ryan Gosling.

  50. LilyV says – reply to this


    50

    A girl can dream, can't she?



  51. 51

    Re: RedWingsFan – What tits?



  52. 52

    aw ! they would make a great couple, doubt it's true though. probably just an overreaction



  53. 53

    Come on he's got to get some lovin' sometime…Can you imagine how many women make themselves available to him…he's going get some sometime…



  54. 54

    I'm jelous of course haha, but if I love Natalie, she gorgeous intelligent and actually talented compared to other actresses out there. im sure they were just hanging out buttt if they ever did date i would totally approve haha



  55. 55

    Well if it's true then you are totally screwed probably his type are the skinny girls and let's face it you will never be skinny or Natalie Portman



  56. 56

    Re: Long Dong Connery – not at Fanshawe upgrading going there in Jan



  57. 57

    I just don't see this happening…she's too pretentious for him. NEXT!!



  58. 58

    he's hotter when he's single



  59. 59

    hey,perez the girl you don't like = Vanessa Hudgens is talking to Rpatz while dating Zac. You must be really pissed now…



  60. 60

    isn't natalie like WAY too old for him???



  61. 61

    he can do sooooooooooooooooooo much better. she's super fug. i never understand her appeal.



  62. 62

    i find it funny that nobody even liked him when he was cedric diggory for harry potter but now that he's the stupid vampire everyone likes him??
    but still i dont find him attractive but at the oscars he did look kinda good but he will always be cedric to me



  63. 63

    Although I seriously doubt they are hooking up, they would make an adorable couple.Re: michelle687 – NAT-PATZ - BRILLZ!



  64. 64

    Like he would want your sorry ass even if he was gay. Face it Mario, you will only get the bottom of the dick sucking barrel.

  65. Beejo says – reply to this


    65

    They would make a nice couple.



  66. 66

    As much as i hate hearing this, at least Natalie is worthy of Robert's beauty cuz she's gorgeous :)



  67. 67

    I think they make an ok couple, but her being the older one might get bored of him and bweak his wittle hawt. He should date…..himself.



  68. 68

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although he could do a lot worse than Natalie but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  69. 69

    Re: *LondonHockeyGurL* – i see there is a new starbucks around the bend………..

  70. mae22 says – reply to this


    70

    No! No! NO!!!!
    well wait, i guess it would be better than paris getting him….and they would make a cute couple! but NO NO NO!!!!!! Not Him!



  71. 71

    awww.. i guess Rob would become extremely popular if he goes out with her -..
    and im happy if that happens…

    but still i refer him single :( …..

    nevertheless i like natalie,… she seems so simple and nice…
    i would hate him dating paris hilton or other blonde perfect girl!!!
    yeakkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

    yeah i love him but im happy if he chooses her! :) yay!



  72. 72

    In a past interview, Rob said he was "fascinated by Natalie Portman's grace and beauty," so I wouldn't be surprised if he, like millions, is attracted to her, but I don't think it was the beginning of some sort of romantic relationship. Celebs shmooze and get to know each other like anyone else. He probably felt incredibly out of place and lonely at the party and took advantage of the opportunity to chat and vent like he does in interviews. I'm not sure she'd go for a guy 5 yrs younger than she is, either.
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    I'm also just



  73. 73

    jealous



  74. 74

    Back. The. Hell. Off.
    HE'S OURS!



  75. 75

    DREAM ON Fat Shit. You'd NEVER have a chance with R. Patz. Deal with it. Damn, just have surgery already so that you're finally a woman instead of being a fag trapped in a man's body. I hate you.



  76. 76

    Re: TbabyBuffyFan – me either. i just don't get it at all.



  77. 77

    Re: shayna1234 – he wasnt all that hot when he was cedric, now hes matured a bit, doy.



  78. 78

    oh noooo!!!!



  79. 79

    i love natalie portman but i love rob more so im gonna have to go with a "HELLS NO"

  80. Hmmmm says – reply to this


    80

    Again, AS IF…………..
    You need professional help Mario!!!!!



  81. 81

    aahh what the hell … she was perfect with Devendra Banhart



  82. 82

    HAHAHA! OMG! Are you for real? You just don't get it Mario!!! You do not have a chance IN HELL with this guy!!!



  83. 83

    I don't see them as couple material. Now, on the other hand, someone like me, who's a REAL Georgia Peach could very well be suited for him.
    I love you, Rob!



  84. 84

    She's way too good for him.



  85. 85

    At least he is going for someone a bit older…gives me hope for the future! LOL



  86. 86

    she is too classy for him. he is way too everything for you



  87. 87

    I find it hard to believe a vegan-world-activist goody-goody-blah [As pretty as she is] can really tame our bottle pounding baba.
    Don't do it Robs!!!!!!



  88. 88

    she needs to leave him alone, her relationships never last anyways



  89. 89

    Re: femme_mechanics – yeah, i'm worried she'd break his heart



  90. 90

    Rob needs a southern lady! Rob, you should come to Georgia and get you a Southern "Bella."



  91. 91

    I cant take this!!!
    first Paris (everyone's done her) Hilton and now Portman?? How many girls did he talk to that night??? DAMMIT!! he's turning into a Man-Ho. LOL….Patz! call me hasdl;kfjasl;dkfjasl;dkfj



  92. 92

    nahh i dont think he ll get with portman , he likes simple girls , GIRLS WHO DRIVE TOYOTA TACOMAS !!!!! LOL AND ARENT INTO THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE , HE S A REBEL , ANTI HOLLYWOOD SOO YOULL NEVER SEE HIM WITH HOLLYWOOD BIMBOS



  93. 93

    Isn't it better that he be seen with Natalie Portman than Paris Hilton??? She's an idiot and would RUIN him! He would never get respect if he tapped that ass. Natalie is adorable, talented, and respected in the industry.



  94. 94

    That seems like an odd pairing. She's cool though but it just doesn't seem very Rob.



  95. 95

    LA Times
    2:45 p.m. King Mario

    The audience cheering has continued, this time for Mario Lopez. Just before filming a standup Lopez turned around and looked down a the balcony adjacent to the press bleachers. "It's Mario!" one yelled. Producers and Academy officials made hand motions to the crowd to turn up the volume. –MM
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    Luv it!!!! Mario!!!



  96. 96

    so glad you're keeping tabs on Rob! He doesn't need to be hooking up with these trashy celebs!!



  97. 97

    Two people aren't allowed to talk to one another anymore, without it leading somewhere? Ridiculous!



  98. 98

    NOPE…. HE CAME HOME TO ME BITCHES!!



  99. 99

    Ew, I love Natalie (not her movies). If those adds are true R-Patz is dumb! I bet he's not even a vegan!



  100. 100

    no! she is beautiful, intelligent, skinny and funny, why has he got to go for someone that good.

    talk about hitting everygirl in the world where it hurts

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