Homobama???

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From the new issue of The Globe.

PRESIDENT Barack Obama is caught up in a new gay sex and drug scandal - and his loving wife is heartbroken, sources tell GLOBE in a blockbuster world exclusive. Find out all the details of the letter Michelle Obama received from the MAN who claims to be her husband's lover - and how America's devastated First Lady is fighting back against a shocking new tell-all book. It's must reading!

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    Posted: Feb 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      Ooooo - YOU GOTTA WONDER!!!

      GO TO LARRY SINCLAIR dot ORG.

      SUPPOSEDLY LARRY WAS BARACK'S LOVER.

      ACTUALLY - JUST DO A WEB SEARCH ON LARRY SINCLAIR. YOU'LL PULL UP A BUNCH OF STUFF. YOU GOTTA WONDER WHY THE NEWS NEVER REPORTED THE STORY. EVEN IF IT WAS BOGUS, YOU SHOULD INVESTIGATE TO FIND OUT IF SO.



    2. 102

      Re: jimmyjazz – #101-2;
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      CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY DEAR!!!
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    3. 103

      What a preposterous story! Can't they sue for defamation of character? But they probably wouldn't want to draw that much attention to it since its just the stupid Globe they're like the ones that believe in batboy and shizzy like that.

      They must be jealous of his rockhard abs!!! ;-)



    4. 104

      Now if it was in the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.. I might believe it! but the Globe….lol

      yeah right…



    5. 105

      what kind of dumb shit is this? people will write anything to sell



    6. 106

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – fuck off you black cock lovin' tranny!!!



    7. 107

      #90.
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      MamaCUD DEAR, LG FINDS IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN FIND THE TIME TO ENDEAVOR TO CONTAIN THE SWEET (an IMPOSSIBLE, FUTILE TASK) IN ADDITION TO MANAGING YOUR BROOD AND JUDGING THE FINALS OF THE WORLD HAMBURGER HELPER COOK-OFF, A COMPETITION FROM WHICH YOU TOOK HOME THE TITLE IN '79, '83, '84, '90, '95, '99, '02, '04-06, and '08!!!
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    8. 108

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – and no, #83, even your sorry, tired tranny ass can't keep it together……..you USUALLY say COKE CAN THICK……
      lord, you can even keep your garbage straight.
      however, i've learned those who hate only strive to be………….and in your case, that makes total sense!! you have such a hard-on for the palins………it's almost personal………you fucking idiot!



    9. 109

      this is such bullshit



    10. 110

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – the bass? explains the stench you leave wherever you peddle……….



    11. 111

      Re: Fags Should Be Smoked
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      WHAT WAS THAT DEAR???
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      YOU SEE EVERYTHING YOU SAY ALWAYS TRANSLATES TO SIMPLY…
      "moo." THE SAD PATHETIC COW CAN NOT BE SUPPRESSED. "moo," THAT'S IT.
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    12. 112

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      "moo," THAT'S IT.
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    13. 113

      That explains why he chose a wife that looks like a dude!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    14. 114

      Re: mamajud – Why you want some? Don't like to be "high" by myself.



    15. 115

      Perez, you shouldnt even put stupid shit like this on your site. lol



    16. 116

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – oh here goes, lg and sp rimming each others assholes……….the who who only have themselves.
      or are they one in the same? they always seem to 'pop' up at the same time………makes a person wonder, eh?



    17. 117

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – 119 That's all I hear, moo.
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      Fags can be smoked has a mind which is the equivalent of a fistulated cow's stomach. Both are filed with the same bile and open for all to see.



    18. 118

      Oh lord. I hope people don't take this shit seriously..
      It's THE GLOBE! Not FOX News. ;)



    19. 119

      Re: Cows Should Be Smoked – #123..
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      LISTEN UP, HONEY, YOU COULD STAND ON YOUR HEAD NAKED IN FRONT OF THE DIVINITY THAT WAS ANDY WARHOL'S TOWNHOUSE ON E 66TH BETWEEN MADISON AND PARK RECITING THE "DESIDERATA" BUT THE ONLY THING LG OR ANYBODY ELSE WOULD SEE OR HEAR WOULD BE A SAD, FORLORN, INCREDIBLY WEAK "moo."
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      KISSES SWEET!!!
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    20. 120

      Re: mamajud – 90 And Mama, being my husband is hung like one, I'm staying right where I am! LOL!



    21. 121

      Ok seriously? I am not his biggest fan…Probably his least …but I hope this isnt true for God sake. He has a wife and children and if this is a lie, it is a very cruel one. if it is true??? heaven help him….
      I actually feel a little sorry for howdy doody and his wife.



    22. 122

      Re: SWEETPIECE IS ME! – #127.
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      MINE TOO HONEY!!!
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      THAT'S ONE REASON LG ALWAYS HAS SUCH A SUNNY DISPOSITION!!!!!!
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    23. 123

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – actually, when i wanna bow down to andy, i do it where he is from…….and it ain't nyc bitch



    24. 124

      OLD NEWSSSSSSSS



    25. 125

      And? Why would this be important? Your neighbors fuck every single night right in front of your eyes… do you really give a shit? I dont care who fucks who!



    26. 126

      HAHA as if.



    27. 127

      Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk! – Love ya LG, but I'm out of here for a while.
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      The hate is rubbing off on me and that is not who I am.
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      XOXOXO



    28. 128

      I dont believe this…. i think this is BS. Obama rocks thats all i have to say.



    29. 129

      YO, HOMOBAMA, AND A BOTTLE OF RUM. USA's first pervert president. Makes ya proud, no?



    30. 130

      Re: Fags Should Be Smoked – #130.
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      YOU MUST BE A STEELERS FAN THEN, DEAR.
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    31. 131

      I heard about this …

      He's teabagging Batboy.



    32. 132

      lmao.
      yeah, and beyonce is secretly white.

    33. JCPR says – reply to this


      133

      whoa!!!



    34. 134

      Great, now hes a fag on top of everything else

    35. NJK says – reply to this


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      are you fucking serious?
      one is dying and the other one is doing this? -__-

      i'm moving to canda.



    36. 136

      This mag is taking a huge risk by making up shit like this on the president.
      I'd cut off a limb to see Obama's reaction.



    37. 137

      Re: kitteh hates perez. – #143.
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      LG WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS ERECTION TOO, DEAR!
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    38. tetzy says – reply to this


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      Look into his eyes - Mario, how you didn't see this amazes me.



    39. 139

      my FIRST question is this.Is it so hard to belive that an elected official, in this case the top elected official of the u.s.a might actually wait for it LIE!!???
      CAN ANYONE BELIVE THAT IN ORDER TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID OF POWER , WELL, AT LEAST TO THE TOP OF THE VISIBLE PART OF IT BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY, DID NOT DO SO BY SELLING OFF AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT OF THIER SOUL? MOST PEOPLE , NOT ALL OF COARSE, WOULD DO IT FOR 5 BUCKS WITH A SIMPLE LIE ABOUT CORRECT CHANGE!! DONT FORGET HE'S JUST A MAN! NOT THE SECOND COMING! AND HE IS AS IMPERFECT AND PRONE TO FUCKING UP AS ALL OF US NOT THAT BEING GAY WOULD BE THE PROBLEM OR EVEN BI JUST THE COVERING IT UP AND LYING IF WERE TO BE TRUE AS IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE WHICH I CANT BELIEVE IM QUOTING " PUT YOUR FAITH IN GOD , NOT IN MAN" ENOUGH SAID



    40. 140

      It's funny how the globe and inquirer are oh-so-reliable when they print stories that target those on the right yet suddenly you realize they are pish-posh when they print ridiculous crap about those you like..

      I love you perez, but you lose credibility when you assume we are all ignorant.



    41. 141

      Who comes up with this stuff? Its kinda funny and then there's that picture of Obama on the side showing his titties. It cracked me up!

      Boing Boing Boing



    42. 142

      I always figured he was at least bisexual (not that there's anything wrong with that :-) ) Blacks don't think that having sex with dudes makes you gay as long as you keep it on the downlow.



    43. 143

      What proof do they have? Any compulsive liar can pass a polygraph. A serial killer passed it and went on to kill more people. It means nothing. That's why it's not admissible in court.



    44. 144

      You wish…



    45. 145

      This has gotta be utter BS! even if it was true, why make it public and worst of all to the 'Globe'?!?

      Bollocks to that!



    46. 146

      Um, he is married to a man.



    47. 147

      That is really lame. That is all.



    48. 148

      This is BS!! I bet the Whitehouse recieves pycho letters everyday from crackpots!! You shouldn't be allowed to take a well known fact and exploit it to manufacture bull shit stories to fill your Fucking rag of a gossip mag.



    49. 149

      I thought ALL them colored guys loved it on The Down Low? It's their culture around the world?



    50. 150

      it's a black thing isn't it? the whole down low thing?



    51. 151

      OH WOW. Because its The Globe, i really don't beleive it. But if this shit is true, Monica Lewinsky is gonna be old news. (maybe the mystery man is Vice President Biden)



    52. 152

      NOT THE FIRST TIME HE GETS BAD REP FOR BEING A GAYELLE



    53. 153

      Who cares? As long as he can fix all the shit that Bush got us into he can do whatever he wants!



    54. 154

      I'll tell you who was gay..DICK CHENEY! You don't have to thank me for that information by the way.



    55. 155

      even if i see it i won't believe it. Globe sucks



    56. 156

      Who cares about someone else's sex life unless it's theirs or their lover's? As for McCain, he is not dying … he is already dead just like all those other sore loser Republicans!



    57. 157

      I have the Best Gaydar ever and Obama is like not gay



    58. 158

      LMAO!
      Globe's hilarious.

      McCain's dying!
      Obama's gay!
      what else?

      plus,they're already done the "gay Obama" thing before.
      *yawn*



    59. 159

      Re: alucidillusion

      The Enquirer is 98% right most of the time so stfu

    60. Laxer says – reply to this


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      I love stuff like this….first of all, look at Michelle Obama…you think she would be content to simply be "heartbroken"…she would beat the shit out of Barack and the other dude. Nobody is gonna get her and her mama out of the White House.



    61. 161

      I absolutely despise Obama. He is a Marxist who is hell bent on destroying this country. He has been in office only 1 month and he's done a world of damage already.



    62. 162

      wouldn't it be something if obama was having fun with his speech writer? ya know, that cute bloke that was photographed groping a cardboard cut-out of clinton? ;)



    63. 163

      kayy,
      sure
      whatever.
      biiiiig scandal



    64. 164

      Hah sure!

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