Porn Company Pitches An Offer To Octo-Mom

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Well, we already know that the Octopussy's vagina doubles as a clown car with room to spare, so naturally, porn company Vivid Entertainment wants to take it a step further.

Those clever lads at Vivid have offered Nadya Suleman 1 million buckaroos to star in her very own porn.

And because $1 million goes quickly when you're undergoing freaky cosmetic surgery you're feeding 14 kids, Vivid has also offered her and her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a "contract girl" and makes a series of flicks with the company.

You know, when she decides that taxpayers' money is not enough for her.

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    Posted: Feb 25, 2009 at 12:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      oh, she'll do it



    2. 102

      Re: MichelleBitches – She shouldn't be having 14 kids in the first place! Even if she did have a husband that would be wrong!



    3. 103

      this is hilarious



    4. 104

      Do it!!!! Woman strip to feed their kids and do tricks on the side at times.
      Who cares what people think!!! Think of your kids!!!

      1 million bucks is freaking a lot money!!! people do it for less than that!!!
      Shoot, I know dignity is an important thing to teach children, but so is sacrifice !!!

      F what america thinks!!! Do it for your kids!!!



    5. 105

      Oh and if you could get that doc from 90210 to give you a tummy tuck and body lift Do it!!! heck i wish, i could get one after having two kids…

      C'mon people you really think she had them vaginally? don't be so stupid. She had a C-Section for all births. Im sure her lady parts are in tact.

      Damn, you people just want to think you're being funny. Lame.



    6. 106

      hey at least she's goin to have a job if she accepts!! and its her money not tax payers money!!!



    7. 107

      they should call it, "8 isn't enough".



    8. 108

      this is will be interesting



    9. 109

      at first she'll say no, but she'll do it eventually. think of the publicity - that's what she'll think of!



    10. 110

      I thought when they came upon a dangerous cave they plugged it. For someone who gets pregnant just looking at sperm I think that somebody paying her to open up for more exploration is just insane. Plug that abyss and lets move on.

    11. lolli says – reply to this


      111

      WOW, not a bad idea, lol.

    12. NJK says – reply to this


      112

      ummm, ew o.0



    13. 113

      Yeah! Is this what she is doing with our tax money? Buying frappuccinos? Rather send our tax money to Irak instead or even bail it à qui mieux mieux in la haute finance or their pawns, the irresponsible, naive people who committed on mortgages, big suv, boob jobs and flat screens payments they had no mean to sustain !!! This is what we should do with our money. Frapuccinos…I'm telling you Nadya, if this country ever goes bankcrupt, you are going to have to puke this frapuccino out… with interests!

    14. StayC says – reply to this


      114

      Do it! AT LEAST SHE'LL GET LAID and won't have to rely on our taxes!!! c'mon mommy, support your 14 children! don't leave it all up to daddy!



    15. 115

      Well I think she should do it. Sometimes people have to do things they dont want to.



    16. 116

      This woman is ridiculous….she lives off government money, doesn't have a job and is still bringing in more kids into this world knowing she can't provide any financial stability. Wasn't it said she was only giving interviews to people who would pay her? -ugh…How much did Dr. Phil pay?? ..this woman is a disgrace and should be labeled as an irresponsible woman. I can only imagine the scrutiny the kids are going to go through. Someone slap her!



    17. 117

      Yo she needs money.



    18. 118

      She is one sick person,14 kids&she wants to do porn.YUCK!!!!!!
      Will the Porn Company pay for her to have surg. 1st.
      They will call the movie…Flubber Octo-Mom



    19. 119

      Nast..

    20. Laxer says – reply to this


      120

      I would think she may need some time to recover before she reveals all in a porno…unless it is a horror porn like The Vajayjay that Ate New York.

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