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No Verdict Reached In Pivert Hearing

Filed under: Broadway Babies > Jeremy Piven

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Well, the Actors' Equity union heard out Jeremy Piven and the producers of Speed the Plow on Thursday, and ultimately no unanimous decision was reached.

Up until his doctor-ordered departure from Speed The Plow, The Pivert was dutifully present at every show, despite battling "extreme fatigue, spatial and balance problems, advancing neuroskeletal weakness, memory problems, difficulty breathing, and an alarmingly low resting heart rate," says a statement from the Entourage star.

By mid-December, the Pivert had to pull out or face dire health consequences, and it took a Yale affiliated Harvard-educated cardiologist to finally pry poor Pivert from the play. Or so he claims.

By the end of January, the show's producers announced that they had made their investment back and that the play had been profitable.

The statement also said that Jeremy is hopeful the producers will realize he had no choice, and leave him alone.

Pussy!

A joint statement issued by the Actors Equity union and the Broadway producers' trade association, the Broadway League, said "the producers have the right, as a next step, to proceed to arbitration."

Hopefully they will pursue that!

[Image via WENN.]

17 comments to “No Verdict Reached In Pivert Hearing”



  1. 1

    But I bet all the while he was fucking chicks right and left! With his neuroskeletal weakness.



  2. 2

    Why is this guy famous? He looks about 2 feet tall too.



  3. 3

    i think he is hoooot!!!!!



  4. 4

    I love him!! Who cares??!



  5. 5

    PIVEN……..can do no wrong



  6. 6

    Perez you a douche!



  7. 7

    He should have just finished the play! Geez, now he just looks like a d-bag.



  8. 8

    I don't care! I love Jeremy Piven!!!



  9. 9

    He originally thought "Speed the Plow" was a play about doing drugs, but when he found out otherwise, he plowed the speed right up his nose and got the hell outta there.

  10. ps says – reply to this


    10

    I realize this is the second time you've used this picture, Perez, but I didn't comment last time - the writing on this pic is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud in class. Let's keep the drawings/imaginary speech up to this standard.



  11. 11

    He is showing the position that Bo Bo Belushi gets in when Piven rims him.

  12. leva says – reply to this


    12

    I Luv him! what a cutie!



  13. 13

    Remember the 1st scene of "Entourage" last season? ;)



  14. 14

    I remember this guy from the Ellen sitcom. Not sure what else he has done. But Ellen is an awesome person, so if they were still friends, and he was still accountable, she would stand up for him, and she has not.

    Volumes? Yes.



  15. 15

    That is the most ridiculous picture ever, what a douchebag.

  16. Laxer says – reply to this


    16

    Please producers….stay on his lying ass. Keep him squirming.



  17. 17

    Da Da Da DILF!