ANOTHER Oldie Being Remade!

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Seriously, can't Hollywood come up with anything new?

We just found out they're doing a remake of The Never Ending Story, and now we're learning that another classic is being remade. Yes, it's a classic!

Set to hit production almost 20 years after the original is a reworking of 1990's Total Recall, one of Arnold Schwarzenegger's best films - possibly tied with T2.

According to reports, final negotiations are taking place with Columbia Pictures to create the modern version of the movie, originally based on a story by Philip K. Dick.

Wonder what Arnie thinks of this fuckery?

    Posted: Feb 26, 2009 at 8:15 pm / Email this  »

    49 comments to “ANOTHER Oldie Being Remade!”



    1. 1

      I was 7 when that first came out….and all I can remember from that movie is the girl with 3 breasts.
      No thanks.



    2. 2

      WHY!!! like honeslty!!!! unless arnold is in it, don't remake it. Don't even get me started on the neverending story. But i guess hollywood just needs money fast and doesn't like to hire REAL talented writers. just morons that come up with sequals and remakes. UGH



    3. 3

      1st btw?



    4. 4

      can't they just re-release the original…….sharon stone at her peeaaKK

    5. n7of9 says – reply to this


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      FUCKERY! what an excellent word :)



    6. 6

      I think its gonna be tiiiight



    7. 7

      WTF!!! Why?



    8. 8

      seriously hollywood?. enough with the fuckin remakes u lazy quick-money piece of shits.eventually EVERY movie in the world will be remade, and more than 90% of them will suck(just like it is now)



    9. 9

      im watching that in like an hour

      dont remake it god,



    10. 10

      Seriously, why?



    11. 11

      Very much a classic! I hope they can do it justice!



    12. 12

      Yes the woman with three breasts… totally ripped off from Hitchiker!



    13. 13

      WTF is up with remaking movies? Can't any of those so called "talented" producers & writers come up with anything original, I guess they are just money hungry fame whores



    14. 14

      Yay !!!



    15. 15

      i loved that movie! and the sleazy thrice-tittied hooker was a hoot…

      maybe a-rod (or jose canseco) could star!



    16. 16

      Who the hell wants to see ARNOLD in anything. It's bad enough to make a remake, to put him in it as the star is silly. To answer the question, the movie makers are few and far between who do ground breaking stuff. Most of the stuff is regurgitated.



    17. 17

      I'd be pissed because that movie doesn't even need to be remade. It was awesome, and I don't care how far we've come technology wise, it can't be topped.



    18. 18

      What? Huh? That movie is not even 20 years old yet…I remember seeing it in the theater…



    19. 19

      Re: Perez_Peruse – #12
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      MUAH!



    20. 20

      How the fuck do you remake an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie without Arnold Schwarzenegger?!

      I will NOT be seeing this remake. I'll just be buying the original on DVD.



    21. 21

      I'm totally offended by remakes of classics!! Sometimes you just can't do better than what was done so why blaspheme a great original with a shitty remake?? I sincerely doubt that any remake of The Neverending Story could ever top the fabulous original.

      If the movie business isn't doing well then they should sit back and take a good look and notice why. I won't waste $30.00 to see crapola. Sometimes I won't even waste $3.00 to *rent* crapola. Hire some writers and come up with something new. I'm tired of remakes and sequels. Do something original for once.



    22. 22

      we need to start boycotting these remakes. they will keep remaking movies if they keep making money! it's so sad…



    23. 23

      Arnie needs to be focused on the shamble he has turned California into not another movie with a chick with 3 tits. Has anyone noticed since his run a G.O.V. is almost over he is now trying to act again. Hhhmmm



    24. 24

      you are all idiots. if you dont like remakes then dont go see them!



    25. 25

      I'm so sick of this shit!



    26. 26

      boreing.



    27. 27

      Ha. You dumb fat fuck. You just admitted your fucking self it's a reworking of a Dick story — go back to your Dmei Lovato and Jonas Bros loving, fool.



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    29. 29

      Anyone calling Total Recall a classic really needs to get out of the house and see some good movies. It was good, but hardly a classic.



    30. 30

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    31. 31

      Am I the only one who doesn't mind remakes? They can be better than the originals.



    32. 32

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

      Why. Why. Why. They will never be able to recapture such B-movie glory.

      The madness of what made it work: they had Paul Verhoven, filming in Mexico City public transportation system, off a patchwork 12th generation script originally written by the guys who did Alien, brought to life by using miniature effects and throwing Arnold, Michael Ironside, Sharon Stone, and f'n Marshall Bell and Kuato into the mix.

      Long live claymation Kuato, down with remakes that don't need to be made.

    33. pomme says – reply to this


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      i only hope better actors!



    34. 34

      these movies don't need to be remade they are not even that old



    35. 35

      'Fuckery' is such a Caribbean word. Yardie's have been saying it for decades.



    36. 36

      If this film is anything like the first, it should be called 'Total Refund'!!



    37. 37

      THey shouldn't mess with Total Recall. It's awesome. Sharon Stone was way young in it too.



    38. 38

      This is a 3rd rate star vehicle that has Duane "The Rock" Johnson written all over it!



    39. 39

      Why I grew out of movies and going to the movie theater. Great for kids. Boring for grown ups.



    40. 40

      *throws an empty whiskey bottle at those people that remake everything*



    41. 41

      AWWWWI LIKED THIS MOVIE!! HEEHEE IT REMINDS ME OF MY DAYS WHEN I WAS AN ALIEN



    42. 42

      Half the movie this reason is so awesome is because Ah-Nold is in it! No one can replace his character…I won't be able to handle it.



    43. 43

      Oops, I meant "half the reason this movie is so awesome"! =)



    44. 44

      Seriously Total Recall is a bad ass movie. I hope they don't ruin it. It's also one of the only movies Sharon Stone is good in.

    45. Laxer says – reply to this


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      What a waste of money…and when the public avoids them, the studios will blame the recession, not their own lack of imagination and creativity.



    46. 46

      Fucking IDIOTS. Remaking a movie that is not even yet 2 decades old? It was made in the NINETIES, for fuck's sake! I can see re-making a classic from the 60's, even early 80's, but 90's? They MUST be desperate. Especially if they think they have a chance in hell of making it more memorable than Arnold's movie. People went to that movie to see Arnold- they don't want to go see a re-make to see some douche boy-toy like shia ladouche. That was in the LAST DECADE- what the FUCK? ARNOLD is better than any piece of shit wannabe action hero they'd stick in there ’cause he's pretty- he was a real action hero.



    47. 47

      PEREZ I AGREE 300% WITH YOU ON THIS ISSUE, ESPECIALLY "NEVER ENDING STORY" THat is a classic, exquisitely made - they won't be able to better it so why try????? DUMBASSES.

      I heard the Terminator movie coming out, from my son who is a big time action figure collector and action movie buff (and Marvel etc.) - says its a prequel. It takes us back to when John Connor is an adult..and Reese is an 18 y/o kid, when John met him.

      Im not nutz about prequels either.
      Some movies need to wait 40 yrs before they are remaid and SOME, even then, its a mistake. LIke Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz..things that were done SO well there is NO POINT in ruining it.

      TELL ANOTHER NEW STORY HOLLYWOOD.

      I think they're sorely hurting for really good writers…for sure.



    48. 48

      I meant to also say its too soon (IF EVER) for total recall but that made me think of the Terminator movie. But my son is looking forward to it. I just usually don't like prequels with none of my favs in it. Sorry for the confusion of jumping on Terminator before I comment on Recall.



    49. 49

      Heard they are remaking 'The Birds' with Naomi Wattzup.