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Robert Smith showed up to the Shockwaves NME Awards at Brixton Academy in London on Wednesday looking absolutely frightful!!
Just… no!
No no noooooo.
No to the eye makeup, no to the lipstick, no to the freaky eyebrows.
No from head to toe!
Do we see a sparrow poking out of that bird's nest sitting atop The Cure frontman's head???
Let go of the past, Robert! Try a fresh new look!
In a feud spanning decades, we definitely think the Mozzer won the aging round, no question!!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
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Holy mother of god.
he doesnt look too much like a whale in this
shut up! I love love love The Cure!
he use to be sooooooo cute
OMG I thought another cross dresser on craigslist got busted at west la party
Are you sure that's not Amy Winehouse returned from St. Lucia?
perez its so early in the morning, why does this guys face have to be posted this early? ugh
Bah, it's his signature look. I love the Cure and Robert Smith. He could run around with a towel wrapped around his stomach with nary a stitch on and I wouldn't care. That's Robert being Robert.
Yucky. He has had the same look for almost 30 years!!! Smith you look really bad and so is your new music too!
I LOVE HIM!!! He is so much cuter that your fake vampire suckling!
This is what he is known for! The Cure are amazing, come on Perez, stop nit picking
Hell Mario ,youtr an idiot-He's always looked like this!
wow…nightmare…
it's 2009. time to let the 80s go. goth is dead, robert. and so is your career.
Dude, who cares? He's made money off of looking like that. We talking about The Cure vocalist, you fat whale.
A long time since Lullaby…:)
eww….
Dude, he always has looked like that. Where the hell have you been, Perez.
That's just what he looks like…thats always been his thing.
fuck you Mario….He has more talent in his little finger than any bullshit artist you listen to and promote on this sorry excuse for a website.
uhhhhhh you think Morrissey looks better??? At Least you can still recognize Robert Smith, that pic. of mozzer looks like a high school art teacher…long live love cats!
He tried to change his style once and his fans were outraged. So he changed back. Leave him alone, Perez. He is a multiplatinum composer and singer. You are only famous for being a douchebag who makes cum drops on pictures. And you don't look any better then he does.
awww but it's robert smith. if he looked any other way, I'd be terrified.
You dumbass Perez - that IS robert smith. That look is as much a part of him as you being an asshole H8er is a part of you.
It would be like the Bee Gee's showing up in White Polyester Disco suits.
the cure can be pretty amazing at times, and he has always looked like that, not sure if make over would be good thing. but as his hair thins with age, that look will be hard to pull off, if he isn't wigging it already!
He may not be pretty to look at, but he is a genious and has one of the most beautiful souls on earth! Such an amazing song writer!!
The mans a legend ! he can look however he pleases!
Yeah, he needs a new shtick. Remember how sexy he was 20 years ago!
It's his signature look. And frankly, Perez, he still beats you in the attractiveness stakes.
So you love Lady GaGa and make fun of Robert Smith? Something is just not right in your universe. You have no knowledge or taste in music, obviously.
perez, shut up.
it´s fat bob!
Robert Smith is a genius, and he's looked like that for years. It's like Willie Nelson's pigtails. What, do you think he should get a faux hawk and start using Kiehl's moisturizer? This guy is not a metrosexual.
ummm… he has looked like that forever. its no different than some of the crazy crap u do perez! leave robert alone. he has earned the right to dress however he likes. a carefully careless mess……………….
I still love him. He rocks!
Robert, it's been 20 years man. Time to grow up.
He is geting old and nneds to change his look, but I still love him and his music
He still looks f***ing good to me!
i LOVE the cure
He's horribly ugly that's certain. But The Cure is a Kick-ass band. I think it's possible that Robert is scarier than The Joker.
wtf perez robert smith has ALWAYS looked like this. not everyone has to look the same for them to be worthy of praise on your site. he's one of the most amazing talents in the music industry so shut the fuck up.
Holy shit that is disgusting… although I always loved the Cure but never liked Robert Smith, his look, his mannerisms, or anything else about him. I was in the "new wave" clique back in the day in high school, (pre-emo and goth lol) and all my girlfriends with their assymetrical bobs and black and white stripe tights would just scream and swoon for Robert Smith, "he's so hot," and I was the fag who was like, "what? no he's not. Gross…. just look at him!" I never understood what they saw in him… Morrissey on the other hand was at least handsome and has aged gracefully, and still makes great music!
LIZ TAYLOR???? IS THAT YOU!???
what is wrong with u perezito!! it's his signature look! …
You need to back off on this one, Mario. Robert Smith is a legend. He's obviously comfortable with his look. Are you thinking he should morph into some metrosexual twat in a fashion magazine?
To the person who said, "goth is dead"…. goth is not dead you fool. ROFL
This entry totally made me laugh for like five mintues!!! Thanks Perez!
SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ.
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He is a music icon. Not like your precious Kanye West either - THIS MAN HAS TALENT.
Plus you can totally tell thats a hair piece. Hes doing that just for the fans, i think. Still that headline is too funny!
wHO IS THAT IN THE PICTURE? iS IT THE FEHRER'S MOTHER?
He's always looked like that…where have you been??
Kinda reminds me of that tranny mayor from Oregon.
Sadly, in the 80's, I thought he was hot.
Don't care what he looks like. Long live The Cure. "I will always love you"
Robert Smith has ALWAYS looked like this!
And Morrissey SUCKS so hard his lips come out the back of his whiny, stupid head.
FUCK YOU PEREZ
ROBERT SMITH IS FUCKING AWESOME
YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR INSULTS
PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONES
Wow.. I was in looooove with him in Jr. high school. He is still makes dreamy good music. Anyone remember the Curiosa festival? That was awesome!!!
I used to have a major crush on Robert
looks like Colin Firth's flashback in MammaMia!
Perez atleast Robert has always stayed true to himself! His band has been around for 30 years. Will you be around in 30 minutes?
Robert Smith sucks more than Perez. The Cure is by far one of thee least talented bands to ever make it big. Fucking power chords and 3 chord progessions get you millions of dollars know don't you know that? You don't have to be talented. It shows look who hosts this website, fatest loser alive.
He is and always will be one of the most influential and brilliant musicians of our time, P. HE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXO
Who gives a shit what he looks like, he is a MUSICAL GENIUS.
everyone else is fine but you don't say shit about Robert Smith!
DEAR ROBERT SMITH, - U ARE NOT 20 ANYMORE!!!!!! U LOOK LIKE A TRANNY, A REAL TRANNY- NOT A 'HOT TRANNY MESS' OR EVEN THE FUGLY TRANNIES THAT CRUISE THAT STUPID CLUB GLOSS, BUT A REAL OLD NASTY TRANNY THAT FORGETS TO TAKE HER HORMONES!!! CUT THAT FUKN HAIR AND WASH YOUR GOD DAMNED FACE! HOW EMBARRASSING FOR YOU!!!
are you serious? this is how robert smith ALWAYS looks!
aka awesome. don't be so stupid, perez.
Perezito you are WAAAAAAY too late to bash Robert for his looks. HE HAD THIS LOOK FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS, LOL! This look is his trademark. You'd know that If you followed his career instead of finding out who is banging Britney Spears.
HEY! the man is a musical icon and has had this look FOREVER! he is who he is and that is a genius you dumb ass! perhaps you think he would look better with a bow made of hair and hotpants?!
you obviously know nothing about the cure perez, it's his signiture look and age and time can't take that away.
off topic, where s alice cooper?
LOOL He's always been that way, that's why he is different from the rest… just like your LAdy I try too hard GAGA… she dresses in an unconventional way just to call attention same as Robert Smith, the eyeliner is his signature… you are soooo dumb PIGGY… sometimes it seems like you've been living under a rock! YEt you claim to be born in Miami and not Cuba… lol!
I love his music but it's time for a complete new look: no makeup and short hair.
Re: erneff – Fat Bob ftw.
Grandma Hazel has been looking a little off lately….
oh no, DON'T MESS WITH ROBERT SMITH!
He's looked the same since the 80's.
Also, Morrissey may look better, but Rob's the better musician. And a nicer person. But I guess that doesn't matter, as Rob's not gay and Morrissey is.
STFU Perez! You do NOT pick on Robert Smith! >:[
Re: Jules :3 – agreed!
He leaves for dead most of the bullshit American celebrities on this site.
Perez, let's see how you look at 50! Robert has always tended towards heaviness. He used to be adorable when he was young and thin.
I think the look could be updated and still be goth or rock n roll. Some people just don't care how they look or don't care to change.
There are still guys w/ mullets and women rocking the 80s blue eyeshadow.
As we get old, if we try to look young and trendy we get mocked, too.
At least Robert Smith has talent, not like a lot of the crap you put on here perez.
At least he's a grown-up! I am sick to death of all the teen crap.
Perez, shut the fuck up.
It's Robert fuckin Smith.
He's not a "fashion icon".
He's not a Hollywood person.
The man is a leyend.
That's his signature look, it has been for AGES.
He won't change. Ever. And I love it!
He is a legend and can look however he wants.
why are you acting like he;s never looked like this before? smith has been dressing this way from the start. don't act surprised.
Ok, first off The Cure is amazing and I could say the same for The Smiths. But as far as lyrics and vocals go, Robert takes the cake. O and Morrisey has a fuckin' attitude like no other, I know plenty of musicians who work with him here in Austin,Tx and he is super snobby and pretentious. While Robert has always been humbled and genuine to fans. And have you ever seen pics of Robert when he was young? He was freakin' fine! And he still looks really good for his age while staying true to his own original image that influenced a decade of new wave fans and music. The Smiths never had the same effect on the music industry or to the same degree. And Morrisey has always been gay-looking which is fine but its not exactly attractive to the mass majority;…females and straight men. So Morrisey can suck it and so can you Perez,you know shit-all about music!
THE CURE FUCKIN' ROCKS!
Ten times the singer of Ga Ga and better looking too!
damn straight Robert Smith kicks ass…Moz is a worthless piece of narcissistic shite!
You would hit that Perez.
He is a rock star, so he can look like that and he looks damn good!
i love the cure and robert smith but totally agree…. he needs a new look.
he looks like an old fat clown!
omg
there should be a law passed for everyone to own a brush & use it!
eh, nevermind, it's his signature look.
that suits him well
nope, not a sparrow perez darlink, that's a yak. he must have just got back from tibet or nepal or wherever yaks live. cheers.
weirdo
He's always been perfect! Luv him and The Cure!
This photo offends me
Don't care what he looks like..their music is still a million times better than the total kiddy pop disco crap Perez promotes on this shitty site. All your boring US kids..Jonas Bros,Cyrus.Gaga and Kylie. an bloody insult to "music".
Damn - is that UGLY!
He looks like Frankenstein - dude needs to redo his image - or get some plastic surgery.
Yeah… He's always looked like this. He may be coloring outside the lines a little with the lipstick, but he's a legend so he can do whatever the heck he wants.
I saw them a few weeks ago on Leno and he was totally amazing.
Robert is a bloody genius!
^.^
OMG!!!!!! To think I used to have the BIGGEST crush on this guy when I was in high school back in the mid-late 80's. Wow, he has NOT aged well!!!