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Desperation Does Not Look Good

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Pop quiz!

What do you do when you've become irrelevant?????

You go eat lunch at some sort of hideously public paparazzi trap!



Exhibit A: Pamela Anderson, once a Baywatch babe, now a pathetic caricature of herself, desperately clinging to her youth with age-inappropriate acts of famewhoring!

There she was on Wednesday (above), snapped at the infamous Ivy with some dude.

Exhibit B: Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith order the Celebrity Special at Joan's on Third: The Salad and Cigarette (often served with a cup of coffee). The visibility of sidewalk seating would make any A-list cringe, but when you've dropped to the Z-list, you're just hoping that someone notices! And you say your prays to God that the paparazzi you tipped off actually do show up!

We have some other strategies that they might want to employ: rehab, gain weight/lose weight, vajayjay flash, humanitarian efforts, going bald, Dancing with the Stars, adopting 6 third world babies, or hell, all at once!

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77 comments to “Desperation Does Not Look Good”

  1. 1

    Madonna is washed up too!

  2. 2

    i love melanie but she always talked funny like she's whispering or she's five or on drugs. and how anyone can bare a conversation with sharon stone is beyond me. id liked to have eavesdropped on that monstrosity.

  3. Tulip says – reply to this


    Perez says "Exhibit A: Pamela Anderson, once a Baywatch babe, now a pathetic caricature of herself, desperately clinging to her youth with age-inappropriate acts of famewhoring!"

    Oh wiat, I thought he was talking about Madonna.

  4. 4

    A lot of your srategies describe Angelina- gain/lose weight CHECK, humanitarian efforts CHECK- going bald CHECK, adopting 6 third world babies CHECK!
    She's such a dirty-dirty. She used to be fun until she started taking herself so seriously. Brad will leave her, go bore the hell outta some other dirty broad, then repeat. Jen A used to look unhappy and bored when they were together too.

  5. 5

    Oh, and Mizz Stone looks my 80 year old grandma. WTF happened to her?

  6. 6


  7. 7

    Sharon Stone looks old and awful here. I first thoght it was Melanie's mom Teppi. And as usual Pam is just gross.

  8. 8

    And yet they all look younger than Madonna

  9. 9

    Lol you're so right Perez

  10. 10

    All old and washed up bitches!!!

  11. 11

    ok the food at Joan's is good though and since Melanie apparently must light up after a meal, where are they suppose to sit ??? The food at the Ivy is marginal at best, but we know Pammy is desperate

  12. 12

    I'd be so happy to be photographed at a fame whoring paparazzi spot…
    Anywho… Perez, i love your witty commentary!

  13. 13

    Shouldn't they be lapping it up with some aspiring actor boytoy? Tsk… So sad.

  14. 14

    Why don't you print the name of every 'celebrity' that has ever been to these places including you. and why are you just harping on women? Oh, I forgot, very few men you don't hate.

  15. fiona says – reply to this


    RETIRE, saggy wench. No exercise will make you 20 again.

  16. 16

    Sharon Stone looks like Kirk Douglas.

  17. 17

    The dude is Prince Marcus von Anhalt. Some stripper entrepeneur who is the adopted son of that other von Asshole.

  18. sushi says – reply to this


    That's Sharon Stone? She fucking looks like Joan Crawford in that photo. Or Hillary Clinton.

  19. 19

    They all drank Metamucil on the rocks!!!!

  20. 20

    Just curious Perez….where will you be going when you an old washed up blogger? Don't forget Darling….we're all aging…

  21. 21

  22. 22

    that looks more like Melanie's mother than sharon stone

  23. 23

    i love perez but i love this new iphone app that is great for kids and even adults… free
    www.psyclopshq.com … child-friendly… make your own music!


  24. 24


  25. 25

    okay, it is sharon, but WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THIS PICTURE? this is on video on alot of sites and she does not look this bad at all. did you keep on pausing until you got the crappiest picture or do you have somebody photoshoping for you know?

  26. 26

    Re: sushi – Hilary Clinton only wishes she was that thin.

  27. 27

    Yeah, when I saw this story on TMZ earlier, I thought it was sad that these women are this desperate. They show video of Mel walking down the street acting perterbed that they were giving her attention. Riiiiiight. This is mean but Sharon looks terrible along with Pam but Mel is gorgeous.

  28. 28

    Sharon Stone looks like Nancy Reagan

  29. 29

    Whoever wrote the commentary is very witty, couldn't stop laughing, they told me to shut up at home. Sonofagun, someone wrote that Sharon Stone looks like Hilary Clinton: it's true, but probably she doesn't have her brains. As for Pamela, I can't help liking her, for some reason she amuses me and also she loves animal which makes her number 1 in my book. Melanie looks rather good and the cigarette too, wish I hadn't quit smoking.

  30. 30

    If you took this story from TMZ, why aren't you stealing the other more juicy one about Sheryl Crow taking a million $$$$ of bailout taxpayer dollars to perform for some bank party???? Do you really think she is your friend or something????

  31. 31

    Yeah cause Lady Gaga and Katy Perry your fav ones are NOt desperate at all!

  32. 32

    Does anyone else think Sharon Stone looks like Hillary Clinton in this picture?

  33. 33

    In 10 short years when you're fatter than ever and your blog is irrelevant, you'll be doing the exact same thing.

  34. 34

    OMG! Sharon Lookk's 85 in that Pic! Who would have thought Mel would look younger?

    Scary Shit ….

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  37. NiboR says – reply to this


    Is that Sharon Stone or Hillary Clinton????????

  38. 38

    Pam reminds me of this old hooker I saw on the side of the road. Stone looks kinda like my Grandma right before she died. And Melanie gets to fuck Antonio Banderas, so she wins.

  39. 39

    Yech…Sharon Stoneface looks like the crypt keeper

  40. 40

    Okay, this doesn't even sound like perez at all..too many big words.
    how many people work for him now? I must admit this is one of
    the funniest bitchy ones lately..keep up the good work whoever you are.

  41. 41

    Why are you being so mean? Pam, Melanie & Sharon have a right to eat outside. It's okay to be over 40, you can still go out. What's wrong with you Perez?

  42. 42

    How odd that Melanie looks younger and more beautiful than Sharon…

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    Desperation does NOT look good. Digging for a faux story about two gorgeous, successful older women daring to (gasp) have lunch outside and labelling it
    'Desperation does not look good' does look, well, desperate; for a REAL story.

  44. 44

    Re: Perez – What do you do when you've become irrelevant?

  45. 45

    Maybe they aren't hoping for attention but taking advantage of the fact they aren't the "it" people anymore so they can enjoy the little things like eating outside. No matter what they are major celebrities…. even if you do everything in your power in attempt to prove otherwise.

  46. epic says – reply to this


    "We have some other strategies that they might want to employ: rehab, gain weight/lose weight, vajayjay flash, humanitarian efforts, going bald, Dancing with the Stars, adopting 6 third world babies, or hell, all at once!"
    not bad, actually, kudos, to you.. but:
    "but when you've dropped to the Z-list, you're just hoping that someone notices!"
    "gain weight/lose weight", which list are you on? ;)
    but actually this is at least a true post without trying to glorify the shit brangelina do/es.

  47. VGirl says – reply to this


    I love to seat out in restaurants! I think is great to chat with some friend while eating a good meal and soaking a lil' sun…is fun….why is it sooooooooooooo crazy to think that MAYBE these people want to enjoy of this scenarios too! I mean celebs always bitch about not being able to do things like that…..now when some of them can all of the sudden theyr losers?

  48. 48

    if they're washed up and looking for paparazzis, why did you bother to give the time of day here? Hopefully they saved enough money to live off nicely now that their fame has eclipsed.

  49. 49

    I'd still like to do a Dagwood with all three.

  50. 50

    You know, if Sharon and Melanie want to have lunch together and talk — more power to 'em.

  51. 51

    Wait a minute…"humanitarian efforts"? "adopting 6 third world babies"?…you just described Angelina Jolie!

  52. 52

    Pam Anderson is truly pathetic, I agree Perez. But you can say anything you want about Melanie and Sharon Stone but this much is true: Sharon raises a ton of money for AIDS research, she looks damned good for her age,…and she has an Oscar.
    Melanie has Antonio.

  53. 53

    I have complete respect for Melanie Griffith…I mean she sleeps with Antonio Banderas. No one can top that. He is absolutely hot.

  54. 54

    GEsh i just heard Sharon stone was putting the moves on that slumdog kid Patel , he is just 18!!! And Melanie stole Antonio from Anna Alicia or somthing like that so that Puta should get dumped too. What goes around comes around.

  55. 55

    Holy crap, I thought Sharon Stone was an aunt of Melanie Griffiths at first. They aren't too far apart in age anyway, shame.

  56. 56

    Well Perez, it looks like you have given them the validation they were seeking by posting there photos here on your website. There is no such thing as bad publicity, right?

  57. RubyM says – reply to this


    God Sharon Stone looks old there. But isn't it sad that as the male celebrities age, they are still as famous as ever but with the females, they are no longer needed as much?

  58. 58

    Are you SURE that's Sharon Stone????? It looks like Melanie Griffiths GRANDMA! And Mel's not lookin' too good (keep up the smokin' Mel!)

  59. 59

    Hmmm, the Dude with Pamela looks like "Prince" Marcus von Anhalt…*lol*

    Perfect Couple…he owns some whorehouses in Germany…

  60. 60

    Did you ever think these folks might just be wanting to fucking get something to eat?

  61. 61

    Life isn't over at 40!

  62. 62

    Hey Perez,

    that 'dude' with Pamela Andeson is not just a dude, he is named "Prinz Eberhardt Edward von Anhalt" and the son of Prince Ernst August and a famous German celeb!

  63. 63


    No, he's the adopted son from Frederic from Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabors husband…

  64. 64

    I wouldn't mind pulling up a chair and sitting down with Melanie and Sharon. They actually look like they're having a good time and a nice lunch. And, you know what? Good for Melanie not giving a shit that she was photographed with a smoke. Pamela and the red faced boy, on the other hand: the two of them look extremely bored. They seem to have nothing to say to each other and she is looking around the restaurant. Yawn.

  65. 65

    THATS SHARON STONE?????????????????????????????????? I thought it was an elderly person, I swear to god!

  66. 66

    Re: lalleepop – LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RFLMAO Totally!

  67. 67

    Re: Ferocious85 – You have no life.

  68. 68

    LMAO @ The Salad and Cigarette (often served with a cup of coffee).

    Perez, you are too much, LOL!

  69. 69

    Having lunch is desperate but rolling around a bed with a guys closer to your daughter's age like Granny Tranny MANdonna for a photo shoot to prove to your much younger, hotter ex-husband that you are still "young" is not desperate at all! please Perez you are so biased

  70. 70

    sharon stone and melanie griffith are far from the D-list that you're own Perez…..those two actresses will go down in history….where will you be in 20 years perez????

  71. 71

    wow, I thought that Sharon was Hillary Clinton at first. Well, she still looks like Hillary with a better fashion sense.

  72. 72

    the dude's actually a real prince in germany, his name's markus von anhalt

  73. Laxer says – reply to this


    Sharon Stone is starting to look like Hillary Clinton.

  74. lalau says – reply to this


    that dude is from germany, he adopted himself to be a prince…

  75. 75

    Btw the guy having lunch with Pam is a shady german guy who got adopted by Zsa Zsa Gabors husband so he can call himself now Prince….. how pathetic!!!

  76. 76

    Re: Ferocious85

    False information: the guy got adopted by Zsa Zsa Gabors husband so he can call himself Prince!!! He is not at all Prince Ernst August's son….

  77. 77

    PEREZ, do you know who that is Pamis sitting with????

    Prinz something or other, adopted son of Zsa Zsa Gabos waste of space husband.
    This guy made his money with whore houses here in Germany and elsewhere, and he PAYS her to show up in public places with her!!!!!!
    There was a big report on him on German telly, showing him and her at some car race thing and she HATES his guts, but she was also being a complete DIVA, even though the money given to her was supposed to go to her beloved PETA!