Rita Ora PROVES She's Not 'Becky With The Good Hair' By Posing Alongside Beyoncé At The Met Gala -- LOOK!
HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
There you have it, bbs! Becky is still On The Run -- see what we did there?? LOLz!
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What do you do when you've become irrelevant?????
You go eat lunch at some sort of hideously public paparazzi trap!
Exhibit A: Pamela Anderson, once a Baywatch babe, now a pathetic caricature of herself, desperately clinging to her youth with age-inappropriate acts of famewhoring!
There she was on Wednesday (above), snapped at the infamous Ivy with some dude.
Exhibit B: Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith order the Celebrity Special at Joan's on Third: The Salad and Cigarette (often served with a cup of coffee). The visibility of sidewalk seating would make any A-list cringe, but when you've dropped to the Z-list, you're just hoping that someone notices! And you say your prays to God that the paparazzi you tipped off actually do show up!
We have some other strategies that they might want to employ: rehab, gain weight/lose weight, vajayjay flash, humanitarian efforts, going bald, Dancing with the Stars, adopting 6 third world babies, or hell, all at once!
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