Dita Did NOT Score a Record Deal!
Filed under: Music Minute > Dita Von Teese
On Oscar night, Miz Dita Von Teese revealed to fellow revelers at Elton John's party that she signed a record deal with Interscope in Europe. They "get" her better over there.
We didn't know the burlesque queen was a singer too!
She realllly wants to cover Irving Berlin's cabaret classic Lazy in her first release.
We bet she'll do it all sexy and sultry!
Meow!
Update: Damn E! news, getting shiz wrong.
Dita herself told us that she does NOT have a record deal but that she did receive an offer. She recorded a few songs for her show at the Crazy Horse in Paris, but, she tells us, "I have no desire to be a pop star. It's just silly!"
And there you have it!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 26, 2009 at 6:45 pm
cute dress
She can grab my Microphone…
She is the Cat's Meow in that outfit. Lovely!
Re: LizardKinG – LK you are so baad!!!
So anyone Perez doesn't like: when they score a record deal it will suck automatically.
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Anyone Perez does like: it will be sexy, sultry even if he has never heard her sing.
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HYPOCRITE
Yeah, they also "got" Jerry Lewis better in Europe!!!
Wow, never would have guessed she did something other than dress well.
Fantastic!
I'd buy it
Huh….cool. Looking forward to how her music will sound.
i must say that is one of the shittier outfits i've seen her in
I bet she'll do silly and slutty!!!
look right above the cinched waist……….not attractive…………
a cd full of nothing but sex noises.
oh great, another person who thinks they can sing.
you need to stop wiping dita's asshole perez, if this was anyone else you would be making fun of them
Re: M*I*A*R – well, being with marilyn, don't you think she'd be a freaky fuck? it's either that or totally lame.
nice dress! very nice dress! she sings! i don't care! evey one can sing! madonna,britney!LOL
HEY EUROPE..PLEASE KEEP DITA OVER THERE BECAUSE WE HAVE ENOUGH NO TALENT ASSCLOWNS TO DEAL WITH HERE ALREADY!
Re: Fags Should Be Smoked – yeah, that is pretty fucking SICK, now that you remind me of that!
Oh Christ. Perez, you are the biggest hypocrite EVER. What is this slut even famous for? Is she another one of your prodigies like Lady GagMe?
Face it Perez, you are SAD.
Re: sheba08 – I give her a rusty trombone and we'll find out if she's an alto or a tenor….
I think that's the first picture of her i've seen where she's not completely ghost pale. Sexy.
Note to self: at your next formal event, wear your crotch wrapped up in a bow. The dudes will love it.
oh please no.
this is worse than actress-turned-singer.
this is basically stripper-turned-singer!!
It's funny how they call it "burlesque dancing" . These days burlesque dancing is a fancy name for a striptease performance and not at all what burlesque show used to be 100 years ago.
desperate aging desperate aging desperate desperate desperate WHAAAAAAAA…. da frills don't get cha da whatcha waaant!
Get a job!
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OH, IT IS YOU.
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dita von teese singing is something i must hear.
everything she does is brilliant,
im looking forward to hearing her album.
She looks like RUMOR WILLIS
Marilyn Manson is crazy as hell.
that bow on her dress looks like muff hair
lo-oving that dress! wow
ewww. evan rachel wood is prettier.
but marilyn manson is HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Most Vaudvillian burlesque dancers were also singers; it was a part of their act.
hmmmmmmm I'd like to hear it.
Re: Modesto – like Lords of Acid!
I can not wait! I love her!
She is 100% nauseating…and tiresome
isn't she a bit OLD to start a music career?
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GINNY B. would look faboosh in this!
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GOD HELP US
Oh please. That talentless old trollope is good for nothing but wearing clothes and taking them off. She's like a fucking Wax Off ad … Clothes On! Clothes Off! The fucking Europeans can have that potato-headed, Manson cast-off.
that dress is awful,just awful. I usually love her clothes but this does absolutely zippo for her digure and def not her arms. And the necklace looks out of place along with that ratty blakc un-coordinated bow.
Thank you Perez. we so love Dita. She embodies an era when women were not afraid of being women. She is beautiful and I can hardly wait for her album. Great.
What about that dress? Looks hideous. It's not flattering.
if they "get" her let's hope she "goes" there
byby dita
Someone like Lindsay Lohan (who can actually sing quite well) gets dumped on by you for her music, yes a half-dead looking woman who strips for a living gets your thumbs up?
love her dress
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is really weird to me because I love cabaret And I love Burlesque. But I do not love this chick… I feel like I should like her but I just don't.
Dita is Flawless!!!!!
And that's her excuse to dress like that???
And LOL at you for copy pasting stuff from eonline and other sites… you should always confirm your choices instead of being a copy-cat… well it's too late now, your reputation (if you ever had one) is totally ruined!
Re: LG puts the BASS in her walk – Hi LG! Hope you are feeling fine this evening!
xoxo,
Sheba
again…Tranny`Granny…WHY do u like her, she is just gross…!
I'm so glad someone else noticed that her bow looks like pubic hair!
I love Dita! Too bad she's not coming out with an album, I would buy it!
Beautiful dress Dita!
I love Miss Dita!!! I am sad I will miss her when she is in Paris again at Crazy Horse. I will be there on business until the day before she arrives
If she would rip that bow off her crotch, her dress would be pretty.
I had no idea she even sang.
What IS she famous for?
I bet she will sound like Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I love when these people think just because they are famous they can automatically sing.
She is gorgeous!
What's the matter? Is she out of gorgeous outfits? Swing and a miss yet again…
Now if we can get this nasty ghost off this site, life would be great! Really Perez, she is not pretty. She tries toooo hard to be some classy, beautiful famous person when in reality all she is, is a hooker…oh sorry, "entertainer"!
shes so beautiful!! killer dress
Oh that dress is so MARVELOUS !!!!!!!!!