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Gwyneth's Full of POOP

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Over the last few weeks, a lot of venom has been spewed at Gwyneth Paltrow and her craptacular lifestyle website, GOOP.

Well, Gwynnie has finally reacted to the hateration.

She told People magazine at a benefit in NY on Wednesday, "I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don't really get it, because if they did, they would like it….I think that people like people to stay in their 'box' – they like people to stay how they are comfortable seeing them."

That would imply that people want to see you, Gwyneth.

Most folks just wanna see you go away!

Paltrow went on to say that she decided to launch GOOP, "…because I felt like I had a lot of really useful information that I was privileged enough to get, because I have this amazing, super, fortunate life."

Eyeroll.

To be fair to Gwyneth, if you have a problem with her website, then don't visit it!

As long as you're not into child porn, human trafficking, murder or any other truly horrible stuff, there's room on these interwebs for us all.

[Image via WENN.]

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53 comments to “Gwyneth's Full of POOP”



  1. 1

    SUCH typical arrogant B.S. "Oh, if people were more intelligent they would love all the wonderful insightful things I say" Gwenyth. The real problem is, we ARE insightful, and we DO see you for what you are…a vapid shallow insecure woman desperately doing anything she can to prove to herself that she is interesting, deep, and relevent. You aren't.



  2. 2

    And you my dear are full of SHIT!!!!!



  3. 3

    *eyeroll* to you pato for always being late



  4. 4

    what's your problem with her?

    is it that she doesn't do crack?
    is it that she wears pants?

    why do you have to hate on NORMAL celebrities?
    i'm getting really sick of your site. you're either talking about lady fucking gaga or zac efron!



  5. 5

    You go, Gwen!!!!



  6. 6

    She is, and always has been, completely full of herself.



  7. 7

    Love the heels!



  8. 8

    The website is painful slow and then times out. Yawn…



  9. 9

    Hi BBB!

    Sheba,



  10. 10

    gwyneth's kids use this app to make their own music!

    www.psycopshq.com

    www.psycopshq.com

    www.psycopshq.com



  11. 11

    Re: Scrappy-Doo

    the weird thing is….she's full of herself with much less reason to be than most. She is boring, very marginally talented, and has a sort of sad attitude that she somehow knows things that others don't, when all she really does is fall for every fad that comes down the pike. Talk about weak, if she was just a little bit less annoying I would actually feel sorry for her.



  12. 12

    why do you dislike her so much? because her and her husband try to stay away from the jackals-paparazzi? i personally subscribe to goop, and I'm not gonna say that every piece of information in the newsletter is useful to me personally, but I found some good info. it's definitely better than another thousand newsletters out there!



  13. 13

    GOOP. The name alone is a turnoff.



  14. 14

    "As long as you're not into child porn, human trafficking, murder or any other truly horrible stuff, there's room on these interwebs for us all."
    Why are you trashing all of the sites that you exclusively visit???
    Now to Gwyneth… she sucks donkey balls and there's nothing fun or good about her… still can't believe that she won an Oscar for that pityful movie where all she did was cry and cry… she needs to get lost and dissapear for good with her apples, strawberries and bananas!



  15. 15

    Okay people… Gwyneth Paltrow is a graceful woman whether you like it or not. Yes she decided to go out there and make us believe it is possible to be not only thin and fabulous but incredibly powerful in life. Maybe it's time for me and you to take a look in the mirror and see how "Goop" I am/you are… Self analyzation is power… Others are too afraid to appreciate the truth… so fuck it, live your lie!!!



  16. 16

    Vapid and clueless come to mind.



  17. 17

    WE ALL LIKE TO ME THIN, YOU FUCKIN IDIOT… JUST LOOK AT YOUR SELF, YOU LIKE 300 POUNDS AND U STILL LOOK LIKE CRAP

  18. Jerez says – reply to this


    18

    I have always found that when someone has an incredibly blessed and secure life, they are not compelled to create a website dedicated to it. It's annoying because Paltrow presumes that our lives are not good enough and need work. She is annoying, in general, due to her pretention. She is a movie star. Not a socialite, not royalty. She is Hollywood. Being the classiest out of a group where a college degree is more rare than implants is no great feat. Frankly, I don't even know why she is famous. Without her connections and the awareness to dye her hair white blonde, not eat, and buy the best makeup I highly doubt she would be famous. She is not classically beautiful - not like her mother or anything close to Grace Kelly. That's mean right? But it's true. And for the record: celebs, as this site celebrates, are public property. If they can make millions off being watched, watchers are allowed to comment.

    Also, come on - she dropped out of UCSB. If you cannot at least get into USC with Steven Spielberg as a connect after going to Spence, something is amiss.



  19. 19

    love gwyneth and goop!



  20. 20

    Thank you Perez, you are back on form - I'm highly amused with this info!



  21. 21

    To be fair to Gwyneth, if you have a problem with her website, then don't visit it!
    FINALLY!!!!
    I LIKE HER, BECAUSE AT LEAST SHE'S NOT WHORING HERSELF OUT OR HER CHILDREN LIKE THAT SANTA SKELETINA OF YOURS.



  22. 22

    She's so full of shit b/c she's on that fucked up macro diet. I think it consists of wheat grass, soy, tabasco, Fiji and a blender. She's over the top with that shit. Fuck her, she's never been pretty to me. I can't stand her stupid looking smile. She's a total bore who is full herself.



  23. 23

    Re: addax20 – you said "Okay people… Gwyneth Paltrow is a graceful woman whether you like it or not. Yes she decided to go out there and make us believe it is possible to be not only thin and fabulous but incredibly powerful in life."
    _________________________________________________________

    No, she is a simpering child in a body that has been tortured into stick figured, unhealthy scarecrow proportions due do her desperation to try to look as attractive as women prettier than she is. By doing this to herself she shows that she has a level of insecurity on a par with the Mary-Kate Olsen or Karen Carpenter. The fact that she thinks that she has information that the "Everyday people" would be intersted in is laughable. Hey Gwenyth, the LAST thing the rest of us need to know is how to get taken advantage of by phony fortune tellers, or how to spend a ridiculous amount of money because some guy with a foreign accent told you he could remove "Toxins" from your body by putting cups on your back. ……She is a desperate sad half person.



  24. 24

    Re: sheba08 – Hello, sheba!!! Good to "see" you!!!
    :)



  25. 25

    I'm not a big fan of Gwyneth but with all the hate going around over the site, I checked it out and I LIKED IT!! I even printed the Detox diet (it's not that strict at all Perez…or maybe I've seen way worse) and some recipes!! What's the big deal, I don't get it, if she wants to write about her life and recipes who gives a shit, there wasn't anything condesending on it to me.



  26. 26

    Re: LOVE_HERNANDEZ – I agree!!!



  27. 27

    I have read her blog several times, and have found a few things I liked in it (most of them were food/drink recipes), BUT…. HOLY SHIT is she ever arrogant!! Why don't you try and be humble and just say - hey, this is the stuff I like and I just put it out there in case other people like it? What a horrid horrid bitch. And for that, no more GOOP for me!!



  28. 28

    Her site needs to get updated it's so slow… still connecting. I'm sure it's coz of all the nosy people trying to see WTF it is. I'm still trying to click on something to see what fuzz is all about.



  29. 29

    I don't believe that any of the people insulting the site has even subscribed to the newsletter to see what it's about. I subscribed for a laugh, and I have actually learned some interesting stuff. I appreciate that she knows how fortunate her life is, and she has some pretty cool stuff to share. Give her a freakin break.



  30. 30

    Re: Jerez
    God bless you. You are a rare treat on this site - someone with a brain that wrote a well-written post. Bravo, friend.



  31. 31

    Re: LOVE_HERNANDEZ – LOL LOVE IT… WELL SAID
    CLAP,CLAP



  32. 32

    I like her.. And her website! I think it's nice, she seems genuinely interested in culture and cooking and being a family - plus she's a lot more honest than half of Hollywood!



  33. 33

    Do you just have a problem with all of Brad Pitt's Exes?



  34. 34

    Who else thinks that Pervez is into child porn…*raises hand*

  35. fiera says – reply to this


    35

    Who gives a crap about her anyway!! All I know is that Cate Blanchett got robbed of an oscar for Elizabeth the year Gwyneth won for the lame Shakespeare in Love



  36. 36

    I LOVE GWYNETH!! Goop is a fantastic site!! I have been on the email list since the start!! It has great recipies and info. I love her organic holistic aproach to things. It's interesting to read. And like was said if you dont like it dont read it!! I LOVE GOOP!



  37. 37

    One thing's for sure - ain't no one loves Gwyneth as much as she loves herself.

    She's the most sanctimonious, self-righteous person, or at least that's how she comes across to most folk.



  38. 38

    i luv her and when she was on Oprah she gave alot of helpful advice….i like her website



  39. 39

    she may be vapid, but the information on there is not bad,and if more middle americans start learning about real food as opposed to Kraft products, Ill be really fucking happy. It may seem trite but I think that she has good intentions. She has the placement in society to expose valid information and it might as well be positive instead of Blohard Lohan's coke fueled shopping binges.



  40. 40

    The reason people are so put-off by GOOP is because Gwyneth is one of the most self-righteous, condescending and arrogant celebrities out there. Average Americans don't want to be talked down to by someone who behaves as if she's superior and all-knowing. She's a great actress, but I think there are others more qualified to be doling out spiritual advice and muffin recipes.

  41. yohan says – reply to this


    41

    Let's hope she keeps up her shredded wheat-and-grass smoothie diet and shrivels into nothingness.

    The world needs self-righteous bitches like Gwyneth to rot in hell and die. She's nothing more than a stupid, spoiled bitch bitter that her husband prefers spending time with his band than with her.

    Dumb skank.



  42. 42

    I dont much see the problem with the site except it does not work very well.
    And when did we start hating on the Gweny poo?

    I honestly kind of agree with her. ITs like she isn ot playing some romance novel english accented women and now we hate her. Get over your selfs people. She just wantd to share things with people.



  43. 43

    Whatevs. It's just like the Angelina complex or Madonna's for that matter. The center of everyone's universe because I get it right. Only, Angelina bottles and sells that shiz a lot sweeter.



  44. 44

    "To be fair to Gwyneth, if you have a problem with her website, then don't visit it!"

    OF COURSE! WHEN THEY ARE MADONNA'S ASS LICKER RIGHT?

    PLEASE PEREZ! Gwyneth is a very limp and very lifeless frump who was 'kind of cool' and then madonna took her stock down just like she cursed Britney, Rupert Everett, A Roid and right wing Cuban faux dyke Ingrid..

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  45. 45

    MOST VACUOUS CELEB ON THE PLANET AND THE SECOND MOST HIDEOUS AFTER RENEE ZELLWEGGER!!!
    .



  46. 46

    This shit pisses me off. This self-absorbed neo-hippie attitude that "my way is the best way and all of you who do it my way will be fabulous just like me". This GOOP website is absolutely NOT new information if you're talking about the diet information. It's called raw food Gwynnie….and those of us who have healthy, balanced diets know how to eat good, raw vegetables instead of just starving ourselves once or twice a year when we feel "fat". Sounds like you have some body dysmorphic disorder or just a really bad relationship with food.



  47. 47

    LG ALWAYS ROOTS FOR MICHAEL DOUGLAS WHEN SHE WATCHES
    "A PERFECT MURDER."
    .



  48. 48

    .
    .
    .
    THE SAME GOES FOR JESSICA LANGE IN "HUSH."
    .



  49. 49

    I am so glad i get on these before being first then I could read the relevant and irrelevant BS people write, anyhow the lady has no smarts whats so ever, yeah she may be graceful yeah she may be doing a different kind of exploitation; the lady has her thinking done for her she has everything done for her shes a spoiled woman,ofcourse she has a fortunate life she been filthy fucking rich her whole life, what kind of personality do you have when you have people taking care of you your whole life; fuking boring!



  50. 50

    I don't want her to go away. She's a pretty good actress and I don't mind her films. Why does Perez hate her so much?



  51. 51

    Right on, Perez. :)



  52. 52

    Love GOOP! Don't listen to the haters.



  53. 53

    Have you seen this???

    www.mtv.ca/doop

    Better … way way better.