Lily And Lindsay To Make Shiteous Music Together?

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This sounds like a disaster just waiting to happen!

There's some crazy report out there that Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan have "discussed making a record together, possibly at a pre-arranged studio, while they’re away on holiday," according to a source.

Combined they still have zero talent.

We imagine that if the girls could actually manage to record an album, it would be totally unlistenable.

[Images via Mavrix Online and WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 26, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    144 comments to “Lily And Lindsay To Make Shiteous Music Together?”

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    1. 101

      Perez….Lily Was right!!!
      you are a jealous old queen…..
      Her new album is witty, fun, emotional, and extremely well put together.
      If you would actually deflate your ego and listen you would (and prob. do) love it…
      Explain to me ( if lily is talentless as you say) that she is on her sophomore album, charting in great positions all over the world, breaking records, and staying the same girl she always has been by not turning into a hollywood troll.

      think before you speak and take a look at your dismal book sales if you want to talk about

      ZERO TALENT



    2. 102

      skitzzzzers….look a butterfly



    3. 103

      Your such a hater.



    4. 104

      Lily has talent



    5. 105

      Lily Allen has a great voice and don't forget how she came out to be in the mainstream.
      Besides, she has more talent than you and your dog combined.



    6. 106

      again perezita you are caught being a petty pig!



    7. 107

      Hey Fatso , shut your trap… This site should have different name, it's based on your personal opinions and feelings. If you like someone (or if they kiss your ugly ass) u'll write nice things about them, if u don't ..u'll be an asshole and say bunch of B.S. Simple as that… I'm just glad people don't give a shit what you write and you can't change their own opinion about someone or something, with that said… both of these girls are very troubled but they have more talent than your stupid ass moron Katy Perry. ;-)



    8. 108

      Perez is clearly still licking his, ur, wounds from Lily's smack down. Lindsay looks like Ann Coulter in that photo. OK, that was cruel. I'll just say she looks like a weathered, alcoholic trannie whore and leave it at that.



    9. 109

      Please no more "music" from Firecrotch. Anyone remember "Father To Daughter"? Unbelievably awful!



    10. 110

      Lily Allen doesn't even sing she talks in her music.
      i don't think an annoying british accent and a raspy voice could make good music.



    11. 111

      You're talking about the same people over and over again.
      You're hating on the same person over and over again.
      You're loving the same person over and over again.
      Wow. Reading a lot of the comments left on here, they seem to notice it too and not only me.
      So maybe you should watch out because you're jeopardizing your career and we all know, blogging is your only talent.
      Later Perez.



    12. 112

      Mario you make us gay guys look so bad ! I hate that your gay dude its embarrasing . You are so fukin Jaded and wrong. Someone some day is gonna kick your ass watch. Im waiting for the day!



    13. 113

      I think perez's downfall with Lily started when a few of his 'not-so-blind' items inferred that Lily LIED about being pregnant, or purposefully aborted her baby, or even partied her baby away when it was reported by reputable media outlets that she miscarried. Even if it was possible he was right, there's still a strong possibility he was wrong which was WHY it was a blind item. I'm sorry, but if I lost my baby in a tragic miscarriage that left me heartbroken and unable to maintain the relationship I'm in, I'd be pissed and fed up too when some guy who doesn't even know who I am as a person, is making horrible comments on my deep personal issues.
      X
      X
      X
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      Not to mention that he continued on thinking they were 'playfully' hating on eachother.



    14. 114

      "Combined they still have zero talent."

      you're kinda contradicting yourself there perez. didn't u say in a recent interview, that you thought lily allen's music were actually good and that this ongoing fight thing is meant to be a joke? geez



    15. 115

      perez i do not understand why you say lily allen has no talent? your website is the reason why people even know who she is pretty much>? you leak all her new music and make people aware of her talent, even you say you like her new stuff. you posted her song f**k you in like september. your constantly contradicting yourself with your random out of the blue posts? and lindsay may not have talent as a singer but as an actress she pretty much does and we all know this. maybe stinkers like i know who killed me sucked but mean girls pretty much showed off her acting chops. i read your site 5 to 6 times a day and everytime you have a post i disagree with…hopefully your posts are just fun and not serious.



    16. 116

      Lindsey - Are you sure you want to be associated with Silly??? She can sing a little - but gets drunk and becomes an Idiot. Any how - I'm just getting that Silly-Lilly is a major Flake.



    17. 117

      wow you're obsession with lily allen is pathetic. get over it. she's a good singer/songwriter. and better than katy perry. no one gives a shit that katy is your friend.



    18. 118

      Linds has no talent, but Lilly is the real thing. That 15 min pop music hack Katy Perry should take a few lessons from Ms. Allen.



    19. 119

      Re: Herbert West – AGREED Herbert..,..Lily is Ace. IT's so obvious ur feuding cuz of the Katy Pery thing. Ugh I can't stand Katy Pery; she's so lame……………… To Quote Nene from the Real Housewives of Atlanta " YOU CANT SING AND YOU HEARD IT FROM ME!!!!"



    20. 120

      Lily Allen has a lot of talent. She does not have much class, but she has a lot of talent.

    21. Benf says – reply to this


      121

      oh come on, don't be such an ass. lily's talented and you know it. and lindsay's albums aren't that bad either. just because you don't like them. and why don't you like them? because you're jaleous.



    22. 122

      This Lily Allen thing is just bitchy is as bitchy does Mrs. Hilton. I like Lily's music. You're website is like too much red wine or chocolate or sex with the someone that smells like cheese butter when your really horny and desperate.



    23. 123

      You are so pathetic. Leave Lily Allen alone. You know she's talented. You just hate her because she refuses to kiss your nasty, fat ass. She actually thinks for herself and doesn't rely on publicity and the paparazzi to keep her in people's minds like Katy Perry.



    24. 124

      perez ur such a hater!



    25. 125

      THEY'D MAKE MORE MONEY MAKING A GAY PORNO TOGETHER. SEX AND ALCOHOL SEEM TO BE THE ONLY INDUSTRIES NOT AFFECTED IN THIS DEPRESSION.



    26. 126

      i just want to say
      lily > katy
      partly because
      common >>>>> flo-rida



    27. 127

      Lily Allen has zero talent, yet Britney Spears and Katy Perry do. God, gays have empty, shallow, cheap, boring taste. Or maybe it's just Perez [2]….And hopefully they pen a song directed @ Perez just like Lily's "f-you" thank you very much. When are you going to record an album of your flabulousness Perez?



    28. 128

      Re: Loshandra Brown – errr. idiots… perez dont have a number one album cos he is not a recording artist. that simple really.

      as for lily and talent. please dont make me laugh.



    29. 129

      and can someone just point out exactly where lily's talent is? her album is soooo over produced to hide her crappy little whiney voice. she writes the kind of songs i would have written when i was 15 - shitty nursery rhymes, hardly prolific moving verse. shes a dirty skank who shoves more up her nose than pablo escobar, shes got a potty mouth and before she had a stylist she was the height of chav (trailer park trash to you yanks). and yes, her album may be doing well, but in the industry of music, january is a notoriously easy month to have a hit because there is nothing else going on. its a great time to break bands. her label knew what they were doing releasing at this time of year (after they made her re-record the album twice cos it was so shit). so tell me again - where is the talent?



    30. 130

      oh, and selling it for 3 quid/dollars/rubles whatever certainly helps have a hit. and before you all bleat on about her doing something great for her fans, she aint that nice. she was doing something great for her ridiculously out of control ego.



    31. 131

      A SOURCE as in the voices inside Piggy's head… yeah right!



    32. 132

      whoa lily has way more talent then almost any american artist, and im american…but linds still has 0% talent or brains or pretty much anything



    33. 133

      Re: perlita – Time difference NONE! He's on MY TIME. If he's posting at 10pm at night for the next day or JUST for the East Coast's pleasure — is that really doing the right thing??? I don't think so. He just wants new shizz up there before he wakes up



    34. 134

      Perez,I'm sorry but you're such a fucking hypocrite! You said that although Lily is a mess,her music is good so STFU!

      Plus,Lindsay is the only talentless one! Not Lily!

      TEAM LILY!

    35. Laxer says – reply to this


      135

      For Lindsay, this will be another venture that will never pan out…if she is involved, no one will front the money necessary to record and distribute. She needs to accept that her career in the entertainment industry is over.



    36. 136

      I hate them sop much!
      There album is going to be about what there life is about: Drugs!



    37. 137

      i really doubt this



    38. 138

      might be good, never know. I'm willing to give it a try



    39. 139

      Ugh, who cares?
      Lindsay Lohan can go fuck herself.
      Lily Allen is really good, and I quite like her.
      Yawn.



    40. 140

      Yes I am one of those losers who does like Lilly Allen. I think lils has talent and La Lohan could benefit from it. The duo really might be magic together.



    41. 141

      Re: londonting.
      mmmm can you do something better than this?
      i really doubt it…assholeee
      she's very creative!
      Fuck You! Fuck You Very Very Much!



    42. 142

      Re: YoSHiNiZeR! – so gulliable. so sad.



    43. 143

      you said you liked lily allens album you dumb fuck.



    44. 144

      Seriously Lily?
      Planning on ruining your career?
      You're amazing and Lohan is shit.
      That mix would never work out!

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