We're Gonna Smoke Her!!!!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Rachael Ray
It's on!!!!
Rachael Ray is going to SXSW again.
Last year, at her showcase she had…..? Well, she had a bunch of nobodies perform.
Oh, wait! We think her husband's band performed! Real A-list!
Perezzzz, on the other hand, has everybody good perform at his party.
And, this year, it's going to be even better!!!!!!!
Wheras Ray has a thoroughly unimpressive roster, P-Nasty has THE hottest lineup of the week!
We'll be revealing the acts in the days leading up to our big extravaganza. It's going to be quite the international affair!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:08 am
she is soooo anoying, but i would, do her that is
All she has to do is get drunk and flash her tits and she'll have you beat Mario-give it up dude
Re: DikinCider – Hell ya -A woman with a big mouth -that can cool as well-I'd bag her ass too!
Re: RedWingsFan – cool-I mean-Cook!
You always trash women you're threatened by. Rachael must have ya pretty skeered.
Shut up Perez, she's an indie rock expert. A bunch of NOBODIES??? You know nothing ugh. She doesn't listen to empty shitty techno like you do. You make it harder to love this site every day!!!
Re: RedWingsFan – lmao!
Like we give a fuck?? Who wants to see Katy Perry and Lady Gaga? Oh, a bunch of teenage kids and fags.
that is a hilarious picture of her. i can't stand her.
but take it easy there perez you sound like a threatened and insecure little girl
You didn't smoke her last year. I went to your party, and it was very lackluster. SxSw is obviously not about the A-list, as it's a MUSIC FESTIVAL in AUSTIN, TX — that is designed to allow thousands of relatively unheard bands get heard. You quite obviously don't understand the spirit of the festival if you think she has a terrible lineup — she has indie demigods and an upbeat taste in fucked up music.
You have a bunch of people who's live recordings sound exactly the same as the sound clips you post on your website! Hooray for pre recorded dance parties!
HAHAHA PEREZ YOUR LINEUP IS A JOKE! That shit all sucks, dumbass. And yeah, you are always trashing women you're threatened by. What gives, man?
Bitch needs a mouth reduction! Loud mouth idiot. I hate RR.
I feel sorry for people on the set of her show that have to put up with her every day.
Is it truly necessary to doodle dicks on pictures? Some of us are at work or school. You're almost 30, grow up.
Ugh!
Rachel Ray is a star, you are not. You exist in a bubble but not many people know who you are. who gives a shit about SXSW?
Re: guilty of being white – Couldnt agree more.. Perez you have horrible taste in music, as does most of mainstream America. Bunch of mindless clones you people are. It all sounds the same! Branch out people! There is much more interesting and creative music out there. Be leaders not followers.
RR Rules Piggez, and I have an idea that you may just be jealous of her, a [tiny] bit.
Why are you so mean to her anyway? It's not like you know her.
Sorry! But I want her to beat you Perez! I want to have sex with her!
you'll have a line up hobos standing in line waiting to get there dicks sucked by you.
The Hold Steady, the Thermals and the New York Dolls are a thoroughly unimpressive roster?????
Your ignorance is really embarrassing
Re: .perezhilton.com –
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awesome and dead on!
Um, actually…as much as I hate do admit this because I cannot stand Rachael Ray, she has a pretty decent line-up.
This chick needs some ritalin
The fact that she is filling her line-up with "nobodies" makes her the better person in this throw down. She's supporting the smaller, unknown bands which is what SXSW is supposed to be doing. Have you even ever listened to any of the bands that she has? Ra Ra Riot is one of the best bands out there. Compare them to Katy Perry, pfff, there is no comparing the two!
Raaaaandom, Rachael Ray is totes not indie or 'cool'
LMFAO wow Katy perry and paris hilton? Amazing, NOT. face it you fatass no one cares.
You should totally get the band Shuttle Debris from Austin.
at least she is talented at something
wow i didnt know ra ra riot, the hold steady and the new york dolls were all nobodies . . . perez you are such a fucking dumbass.if you think thats true you definitely have place talking about music even at all. just go on critique-ing miley and demi i think that should be your type of music . . . you are such a loser.
yes she is annoying, but come on….. you are trying to tell me that you are going to have better performers. i listen to the shit you suggest to your readers and let me tell you, IT FUCKING SUCKS. queer even. i highly doubt you will pull TALENT to perform. dont toot your own horn. homo!
I do believe Austin will never forgive you if you bring Paris Hilton here to 'perform'. Jeez, dude, as an Austinite, i feel pretty safe in saying you have no idea what this festival is about.
you really are like cancer in a lil kitten…
you make money off peoples problems….you're just as bad as the paparazzi
i'm waiting for that one homo that you fucked to come forward..i know thats hard for anyone to want to admit that but damn….you had to have had sex with someone…
where he at?….
"Thoroughly unimpressive roster?" She has the New York Dolls, the Thermals, Ra Ra Riot and The Hold Steady. 'Nuff said?
by international do you mean alphabeat??!??!!!??!!?
Youre a 30 year old man you act like a 13 year old girl with this JR high bullshit.
If by "good" you mean "horrible, shallow, boring and queer" then you're correct. If I'm not mistaken Rachel Ray had The Raveonettes last year. Who are better than your entire line-up combined.
Holy crap, I looked up her line up for this year. She has The New York Dolls and The Hold Steady. Perez…if you think your line up is better than that you are completely without hope.
Seriously Perez, SXSW was meant as an independent band showcase, until media whores like yourself showed up and decided to "throw parties" with the worst garbage imaginable "playing music" for you. No, your lineup is not going to be good, or even remotely quality for that matter. By the way, queer music is good music to those who are dissing queercore, it just happens to be Perez's taste that is horrid.
THE NEW YORK DOLLS ARE PERFORMING ANT RACHEL RAYS PARTY…NUFF SAID
Why are you acting like such a prick? It doesn't matter.
This entire post reeks of desperation. Did your parents not love you enough as a child? Because you are so fucking desperate to appear better than everybody else.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE 12 YEARS OLD, THE NEW YORK DOLLS ARE THE GODFATHERS OF PUNK ROCK….THEY PAVED THE WAY FOR THE RAMONES, BLONDIE, THE SEX PISTOLS…SXSW ISNT ABOUT CHEEZY POP GARBAGE LIKE FUCKING ROBYN (SHES SUCH CRAP)
ITS AN INDY MUSIC FESTIVAL WITH ITS ROOTS IN ALTERNATIVE MUSIC…WHY PEREZ IS EVEN THERE IS FRIGHTENING…
MOST PEOPLE WITH ANY REAL CRED WOULDNT BE CAUGHT DEAD PERFORMING OR ATTENDING HIS PARTY.
wow that is so fucking immature…its music, who cares, nobodies or not, music is music. Get over it with your whoring. At least she has a talent that is positive and not something that is venomous.
Wheres your talk show Perezzzzz?
Wow. I didn't know sxsw was about competing for the biggest acts. I actually thought it was about discovering unknown and underappriciated acts.
Proves that YOU DON'T FUCKING BELONG THERE! FUCKING FAT FUCK PEREZ
Sounds like you are jealous of RR since she is actually successful and people love her. She donates her proceeds ot charity, you buy donuts.
Dude you're so spiteful..Show a little class. most of the people that are fans of Rachel Ray don't even know who the fuck you are, let alone care.
and adding to what lovely Tom Sturridge has said, YES PLEASE STOP WITH THE DOODLES. It makes it embarrassing to show others your site.
are you seriously getting a bunch of big names to perform at sxsw? good job on coming into my state and ruining something amazing. getting a bunch of big names to perform at sxsw totally defeats the purpose of sxsw, which is to showcase people who are not as well known and give them a chance to put their music out there for others to hear. don't come here and ruin our shit, stay in la and ruin their shit.
Mmm why wait till TMZ posts it first??? oh yeah cause that's where you copy paste everything!
Oh Lord, from the pic I thought it was that annoying ass Puerto Rican chick from Idol.
Re: Kate27 – SHUT the FUCK up BITCH!!!! Didn't your mama ever tell you if you have nothing nice to say then shut up…..oh, thats right you don't have anyone who loves you…SF Whore!
OK why does she have orange stripes running down her nose?
I can't stand this woman!
Perez!! I miss you every SXSW! I must catch a glimpse of you! How can I go to your party?? p.s. I am not a psycho fan…well maybe a little. pamage3@gmail.com