Sasha Slob!
Filed under: Beyonce
In the newest issue of Ebony magazine, Beyonce reveals that she is a little piglet at home and it irritates her neat freak husband, Jay-Z:
"I'm a little messy! Oh, yeah… I think that is the most difficult thing for him. He's very, very organized."
We can't believe she hasn't hired anyone to follow her around and clean up after her.
Oh, yeah we almost forgot.
Bey's frugal so she probably wouldn't want to spring for that salary!
We have to say, her hair looks faboosh on the Ebony cover!
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Girl get some help!
She be looking like a real sista for Ebony!
Oh Please, it's one of those B.S. attmepts by publicists to make their clients seem normal. Don't pretend she doesn't have ten mades to clean up after her sloppy ass.
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I THINK SHE'S BEEN LOOKING OLDER, TIRED, DISINTERESTED AND UN-EXCITED A LOT LATELY.
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SHE PASSED THE VERY THIN LINE BETWEEN YOUNG 18-24 .. AND OLDER 26-34.
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT YOUNG, FRESH, INSPIRED LOOK ANYMORE.
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TIME TO HAVE A BABY, IF YOU WANNA STAY RELAVENT, B!
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I think the part about her being a first class bitch would bother me the most.
HER HAIR IS ALWAYS FAKE
She is to tired!
Her hair looks so much better on this cover than any other time I've seen her. Natural is the way to go girl. Take a cue from the shoots stylist!
WTF!!! She must have staff to clean her messy house! Jeeezzzz
Why are wealthy people always CHEAP? It's such an unattractive trait.
uuuuuggggghhhh
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that's the best part of her interview? "i'm messy"?? way to open up. i hope jay-z goes brown on her ass one day.
Lawd, this chick is retarded. So she's on an african american publication looking african american. Cracking the fucc up at this head case. She really is trying to appeal to the masses, but she doesn't know her butt pad from her lace front. My goodness, can a person be anymore overbearing than this outdated has been?!!!!!!! God help her. She is so not the business these days. She is looking her true age 34, and just completely needy.
Interesting as soon as rihanna is out of the spotlight albeit temporary, here comes Mrs. Boring Carter saturating the media outlets with her boriness!!!!! Nobody cares!!!!!
Go sit down and get knocked up, have some ugly illiterate babies.
wow she actually looks like a black woman here instead of a black girl trying to have blonde white girl hair.
ENOUGH with FABOOSH. it's a stupid word for kids in Junior High
Damn! Zzzzzzz @ this cover. Pls go away for a while.
u guys can hate all day but she made 80 million last year, nuff said
Re: Mike_Rotch – LOL that gives it a whole new, funny meaning!
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WHAT A DIVINE TRANNY!
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MUAH!
honey she looks like Oprah
Wealthy people are cheap because they don't like squandering their money away like any other person. They spend enough on their lifestyle, so it would make sense that there are a few things that they don't pay out on.
IS THAT REALLY BEYONCE? SHE LOOKS FUGLY AS HELL… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRING WITH HER FA ASS FACE?
How much is "a little messy"? You're either 'messy/sloppy/lazy/could care less' to pick up after yourself OR you are neat. Will you will bend down to pick up something off the floor…like your Dereon jeans, your ugly Oscars dress that you tossed aside, or the black leotard you peeled off when he didn't put a ring on it? B- there's nothing wrong with being frugal; but ya' CAN pick up after yourself! Damn.
I think I hate this no talent bimbo more every time I see her :#
Stop saying faboosh! I hate that!
um…combined they make over $219,000 a day (over $80 million a year) and they wont spend $120/day on a cleaning lady?
Seruously, fuck you both
OMG Sasha Fierce is messy? We have another thing in common.
This chick is hella talented, I dont understand why people hate her so much. Can't please everyone!
Ugh I do not like that woman. Her hair looks fucking awful, are you nuts?
Another irrelevant person she is. She's larger in her mind's eye than in real life.
BEYONCE'S LOOKS FIERCE HERE AND HER HAIR IS GLAM
Re: Salva_SF – exactly bitches be jealous
She looks like a drag queen
She tries so hard to look white on magazine covers then tries so hard to look black on ebony magazine…. she needs to make up her mind!
She looks "Hot" here! Yes, the hair is fierce! But what does the ring on her fist signify? Hire a maid Bey.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB! MY HUSBAND IS NEAT TOO. IT'S A GIRL THING.
I'm so sick of her now.
HaHaHaHa!..
BEYONCE..is the Female Kanye West!
She looks like Oprah in this pic.
Re: Flo44 – I CONCUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aS FAR as many of us are concerned she is a little PIGLET wherever she might be. she looks like a negro is she?
I love her hair like that..
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? No LONG BLONDE tresses? No propped up tits? A photoshoot of actual substance, SHOCKING!
Re: MissMaryLoubell_III – I thought I was the only one to recognize that!
She is more annoying than a bag of assholes!!! Get over yourself Bey….you aint all that!!
And another thing…..she is just plain trashy!! She doesn't shave her armpits either…….she is nothing more than a filthy porch monkey!
Well — SHE IS AN UGLY, FAT-ASS PIG SO SHE MIGHT AS WELL BEHAVE LIKE ONE.
well, guess that's why she always wear her mom's dress…
Lol, well we all our a little messy.
but some of us dont wanna admit it.
wow, she looks BEAUTIFUL on that cover.
i love her
STOP
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HER
She is a negro and everyone knows they are not very clean or neat? That's why they keep moving into nicer areas and destroying them? She needs to get in touch with her real calling in life and start advertising to get some good maid work in Hollywood?
love u beyonce ,,,she looks great and charming
Lmaoo You make 80 MIll this year and you still cheap??
IM a little confused.
fuck that stupid bitch who steals her songs. hate that fucking bitch
beyonce sucks so bad, get over iy honey… your not all that
she looks like Oprah… i just tired of people talkin bout her like she's really doing original stuff… RiRi and CiCi been there, rocked that!!!
She looks like little sister Solange in that shot.
GOD!!!! I HATE BEYONCE… SHE LOOKS SOOO BLACK FOR EBONY.. ANYWHERE ELSE I SEE HER OVERPLAYED ASS SHES AS WHITE AS CHALK.. IM TIRED OF HER OVEREXPOSED ASS, HER SISTER SOLANGE HAS MUUUUUUCH BETTERR MUSIC!!!!!!!!
THAT NOT HER HAIR!
She said she is a little messy; is it really necessary to tag her as a "slob"? Its also guaranteed that she has someone to help her out; but would you really want to have someone following you around cleaning it up anyway? And if Jay-Z has OCD any little mess like leaving a dress draped over a chair (or something along those lines) might seem like a far larger mess than it really is.
leave her alone shes fabuloosh!!!!
she looks like Operah Winfrey here