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The Stuff That Straight Boys' Dreams Are Made Of!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Megan Fox

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A newly single Megan Fox was spotted out and about in LA on Thusday.

What were you doing in that van, girl?

Your panties are showing!!!!

Were you being single girl naughty already?

Brian Austin Green's pillows must be wet with tears!

[Image via GSI Media.]

108 comments to “The Stuff That Straight Boys' Dreams Are Made Of!”

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  1. 1

    She's so fine. Sucks to be you David Silver!



  2. 2

    Someone WAY better looking, talented, and successful is going to be tappin' that ass now!
    .
    .
    .
    I would WRECK that chick.



  3. 3

    she looks like the stuff that toothpicks are made of.
    And whats up with her waaay seperated tittays? Its like that had a big fight and refuse to be together



  4. 4

    SHWING…..



  5. 5

    She was visiting Green's son !!!



  6. 6

    Dayum! rock those espadrilles….



  7. 7

    shes gotta be the most beautiful girl ever,, and im not a lesbian



  8. 8

    Rumor has it that she has a crush on Zac Efron. Perhaps she might go after him.



  9. 9

    I dont really think that she is all that hot? Maybe I just don't get it!



  10. 10

    Actually she was stopping by Brian's son's school after spending the night with BAG! Looks like they're not completely over.



  11. 11

    maybe its her pillow that's wet with tears….i can't even count the veins on her feet lol



  12. 12

    She and RPattz should hook up and become the new improved Brangelina! Their kids would be wayyyy better looking!



  13. 13

    Disgusting filthy whore. I am sure that I picked up some disease just looking at that picture.



  14. 14

    All this hype - it is a pity then that she cannot act!



  15. 15

    Perez, that ain't no van…its a Mercedes G-wagon.



  16. 16

    lol wow absolutely love her



  17. 17

    Soooooooooooo effin hot. I wanna lick her ass.



  18. 18

    She has old lady feet … eeewww



  19. 19

    That's no van, it's a Mercedes G-Wagon! Money.



  20. 20

    Re: chineyting_424@hotmail.com – I hope thats not your real email address. There are some hateful souls running around this site. I'd change your name quick status. Just a thought.!



  21. 21

    they did not break up…it's bullshit

  22. sushi says – reply to this


    22

    This girl isn't hot. She's Joan Rivers in training. How can someone so young be so addicted to plastic surgery?



  23. 23

    Its a Mercedes g550, not a van. Good detective work !



  24. 24

    Re: Jones19 – no…..rpattz needs to hook up with the hotness called "me"



  25. 25

    She's more plastic than ever!!! =D



  26. 26

    Not a van, P! It's a sweet, limited edition Mercedes SUV (boxy style).



  27. 27


  28. 28

    ewww….super fake boobs and skin and bones.



  29. 29

    Why no one is picking her on how thin she looks??? Look at her feet…it's just hiddeous!



  30. 30

    Thats not a van.its a benz 550 suv!!!



  31. 31

    Re: RobPnMeShouldB – LOL ain't gonna happen sweetie!



  32. 32

    Re: yankees21 – You seem to be more worried about other people on the site then the actual blog…..get over yourself……why would anyone be jealous of that trash???



  33. 33

    This girl is very pretty! (Veiny feet? Who doesn't? That usually happens with fit, thin people. The skin on top of the feet is very thin)
    Not sure why she found David Silver so hot, but it shows character that she thinks for herself, not caring what everyone else thinks.
    Is anyone else sick of the fucking stereotype of girls that have casual sex are whores, but guys that do it are heroes…?



  34. 34

    WE ALL know who she was in the back of that van with> WE ALL know who was drilling her like a new oil well. Come On Now PEREZ, fess up, we know it was you?



  35. 35

    I don't know if someone has said this or not but that isn't a van, it's a Mercedes G550. The boxy SUV they've got.



  36. 36

    Re: yankees21
    Far from it. She looks like a prostitute. Those clothes need to be burned and she looks like she needs a bath.



  37. 37

    Anyone who could say this woman is not freakin hott as hell is just jealous. I'm sorry but you can't think she's ugly, it's just not possible.



  38. 38

    Re: KBA802 – youre not alone, i dont get the facination with her!



  39. 39

    Yep-I'd love to crack those cakes!



  40. 40

    she should date me.



  41. 41

    She looks like a porn star or a prostitute.



  42. 42

    Re: Jones19 – not for lack of wishing!!!!

  43. Iken says – reply to this


    43

    When did she buy those boobs?



  44. 44

    for all those that think she's the hottest thing since sliced bread…..just because we don't think she's all that great does not make us jealous….just means we have better taste…… :)



  45. 45

    who is this anyway?



  46. 46

    She's ok but people go waay overboard for this chick, with that little white girl ass! When I'm doing it doggy style I want some meat on that ass not skin and bones! Go eat a sandwitch



  47. 47

    perez, you're such a moron. that is NOT a van, but rather a mercedes Geländewagen



  48. 48

    yea she is pretty hot.. her feet are fine. the veins usually happen when you wear high heels like that. and they are nothing compared to the veinyness happening all over grammadonna's body. THAT'S what's nasty.



  49. 49

    your forgetting about us women
    we want to F U CK her just as bad



  50. 50

    Straight boys like straight girls. This bitch is more of a hot tranny mess than something a straight boy would want.



  51. 51

    She's hot. She makes the outfit look hot… I usually don't espadrilles.



  52. 52

    Artificially looking boobs, scary feet…so non-attractive to me!



  53. 53

    not just boys Perez…us girls like that too! ♥



  54. 54

    yea, definitely not a van, it's the Benz G550 as you can clearly see from the back … come on P, you live in LA, you gotta know your cars!



  55. 55

    oh my god, she's single. There is a group on facebook for this.
    The i want to date megan fox group, such a big deal



  56. 56

    Megan Fox is the most gorgeous woman on the planet, i swear! she even puts Angelina to shame!



  57. 57

    Re: Jones19 – You like Coldplay don't you….



  58. 58

    straight guys and well…..gay girls.



  59. 59

    dang shes wearing a good bra she really has small boobs here they are up to her chin.

    yeah and you forgot to mention she was headed into brain's kids school in this pic. doubt they are broken up because before this she was spotted leaving his house after spending the night.

    nice try.



  60. 60

    Its not a van lol its a Mercades G Wagon



  61. 61

    Re: RobPnMeShouldB
    Well said. Thanx.



  62. 62

    She has to be the perfect woman. Every time I see a pic of her, I drool.

  63. teena says – reply to this


    63

    thats a mercedes, not a van, but w/e.

    ya, she's smokin, and i'm not a lesbian either.



  64. 64

    I'm sorry, she's not even that hot.



  65. 65

    I'm not a lesbo but I think she is one of
    if not the most gorgeous woman I have
    ever seen. I think people are jealous.
    She is sexing it up quite a bit with that outfit
    but to each his own shes still a 10 if there ever
    was one.



  66. 66

    shes so conventional….i see nothing sexy about her



  67. 67

    She reminds me of a real life Bratz doll.



  68. 68

    She is so beautiful ONE OF THE MOST BEUATIFUL WOMAN EVER!! but SHE DID NOT NEED THOSE TINY BREAST IMPLANTS-THEY LOOK SILLY!! She was so much cuter with her Kiera Knightly chest. Two of the most beautiful women in the world are A cups so it really goes to show you…be proud Megan , don't change yourself. have those weird things removed.



  69. 69

    She' s really beautiful but the fake breast ruins everything !



  70. 70

    My God she is HOTT!!!
    ::rawr::



  71. 71

    I'm not a lesbo but….GOD DAMN she's hot!!! I love the espadrilles too!!



  72. 72

    eww she looks ANOREXIC!

    someone feed that girl…eww gross

    perez it's a good thing you're gay:)



  73. 73

    FAKE BOOBS PLASTIC! plastic ! plastic !



  74. 74

    The Plastic Boobs look like they are about to burst. She is going to some school dressed like a porn star?



  75. 75

    Straight guys aren't the only ones who dream of her. I'm a heterosexual female but I'd turn lesbian in a heartbeat for her.



  76. 76

    SHE IS HOT.. LOL



  77. 77

    living in la i would hope you would at least know luxury cars. thats a g wagon Mercedes not a van…tisk tisk tisk.



  78. 78

    Re: yankees21 – I agree with you: she is very pretty!! The licking part? You are on your own, my friend!!!



  79. 79

    She'd be really pretty with red hair



  80. 80

    Am I the only one who thinks his PRIOR fiancee, Vanessa Marcil, was even more beautiful than this Fox woman? I don't know how Greene does it, because he looks dorky to me, but both of those women are beyond 10s. Marcil is drop-dead gorgeous.



  81. 81

    Talk about an ugly whore! She looks like the hookers along Hollywood Blvd! Another classless waste of humanity.



  82. 82

    shes so effin hot



  83. 83

    You dumbasses are making fun of her FEET? What a bunch of losers. The woman is a total goddess with more fame, beauty and success than you will EVER see and you're talking about her FEET? Ridiculous.

    Yeah, go ahead and make fun of her feet. Make sure your boyfriends hear you say how ugly they are. That will make your boyfriends not want to bang her anymore.

    Jealous dumbasses.



  84. 84

    Have you guys seen Miranda Kerr? Now she's so beautiful! wow..:]]



  85. 85

    She's obviously in there suckin dick for coke, times are tough eh Megan



  86. 86

    Look up Miranda Kerr's vs commercial. She's omg adorable and freaking sexy!



  87. 87

    Re: contrarianchick – OOOh I remember her. She was on General Hospital and she was so pretty on that soap opera. Whatever happened to her?



  88. 88

    Megan looks too skinny and drug induced. I mean seriously fellas…but some guys like it dirty. Like that's not hot^.



  89. 89

    THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP!!!!!!

    on that day she was visiting his son at his elementary school.
    and she was seen leaving his apartment the day before that.



  90. 90

    I don't know who she is but she is absolutely stunning,and I'm straight!!!!!!!!!!!



  91. 91

    trust me, if BAG can bed someone as hot as Megan, he has at least 10 Megan look-alikes waiting to take her place…



  92. 92

    She's hot plain and simpy and I happen to think she looks great so what if she has fake boobs is it the end of the world and ppl are can have there own opinion on her but to start calling her a skank or whore when she had been with brian for a while proves otherwise



  93. 93

    she looks like the porno version of Angelina Jolie.



  94. 94

    soooooo hot.



  95. 95

    okay im not gay…
    but
    megan fox is probably the hottest girl everrr



  96. 96

    actually that same day she went to visit brian's son.. but im not really sure if they're broken up.



  97. 97

    Actually, just like everyone else said she was visiting his son at school and that is his car too!



  98. 98

    am i the only one who thinks shes not all that good looking? skeletal figure, ugly feet, fake boobs. gross!!!



  99. 99

    i really don't get what the big deal is. so her boobs are popping out of her shirt.. ok? other than that she just looks like some normal girl with veiny feet and dark hair. i think miranda kerr could beat out her looks any day. every girl wants to be like her



  100. 100

    Yep, I'd sure let her do me…

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