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Tom and Kate Cruise Make the Help Jump Through Hoops

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Why so paranoid?

A waiter who recently had the honor of serving food and stuff at a Tom and Kate Cruise party revealed that he had to sign a 20-page confidentiality agreement and submit to an extensive background check before he stepped foot in the Xenu worshipping couple's home.

So much for that agreement!

The food server reports that the duo were super nice and, "It's not like I saw any freaky shit!"

He obviously has a way with words!

Mr. Food Server probably didn't dig hard enough.

If we were allowed in to the Cruise abode, we bet we'd uncover something chat-worthy in five minutes!

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33 comments to “Tom and Kate Cruise Make the Help Jump Through Hoops”



  1. 1

    Good to knowwwww????????????????????



  2. 2

    you mean like the presence of Cruise's boyfriend?



  3. 3

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    TOM SCREW WAS IN LOVE WITH LG MANY YEARS AGO BUT LG WAS INVOLVED WITH THE DIVINE RUPAUL AT THE TIME!
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    MUAH TO ALL MY PUPPETS! LG IS A PUPPET MASTER DEARS!



  4. 4

    NEXT… BORING



  5. 5

    I think they're a lot less weird than people make them out to be! And Suri is presh!



  6. 6

    Re: wallabear – #2
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    TOM WANTED TO BE LG'S BOYFRIEND BUT I DECLINED! LG IS A SIZE-QUEEN DEAR AND TOM SCREW HAS A SMALL CUT OF MEAT!
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    MUAH!



  7. 7

    They can both fuck the hell off. Freaks.



  8. 8

    I wonder how much the waiter was paid.



  9. 9

    they probably paid him to say that



  10. 10

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    WHY, PEREZ??? WOULD YOU **DIG** IN THEIR HOUSE???
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    YOU'D DIG IN SOMEBODY'S PRIVATE HOME, WHILST THERE ON AN EMPLOYEE-BASIS…..YET YOU THINK TOM & KATIE ARE THE WEIRD ONES???
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    YOU KNOCK YOURSELF OUT DIGGING IN PEEPS' BATHROOM DRAWERS!!!
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    WEIRDO!
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    THAT'S A STEP BEYONG STALKERAZZI-ISM! THAT'S ANTHONY PELLECANO SHIT!
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    NOW DO YOU SEE WHY CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENTS SUCH AS TOM'S EXIST???
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  11. 11

    Re: JENNY FROM THE BLOCK – #4
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    YES DEAR PEREZ DOES NEED TO PICK UP THE PACE.
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    MUAH TO ALL MY LOVELY PUPPETS! LA DICKA, SHEBA AND SWEET



  12. 12

    i heard he has a gerbil farm in the basement of his house. A bunch of glory holes that you back yourself into



  13. 13

    I wish Cruise would just come out of the closet already.



  14. 14

    Holy cow Kate! EAT SOMETHING!

  15. Hmmmm says – reply to this


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    "If we were allowed in to the Cruise abode, we bet we'd uncover something chat-worthy in five minutes!"
    Or you'd just make something up!!! Oh to be a fly on the wall when you get what you have coming to you Mario…
    I get wet thinking about it.



  16. 16

    Ha I'm sure you would discover something perez



  17. 17

    More like you'd find something completely harmless in five minutes and splash it all over your page to make it seem like a big deal >:(

  18. pomme says – reply to this


    18

    a friend of mine works at Ritz in paris ,france! he said me they're very nice,good tippers , they weren't capricious!



  19. 19

    If you couldn't or didn't find something, I'm pretty sure that you'd make something up like you usually do.



  20. 20

    All celebrities make employees sign confidentiality agreements. This is not rare or out of the norm. You're just aching to find something negative to say about them.



  21. 21

    WOW! It must really *suck* to be him!! He's sounds really paranoid and controlling.



  22. 22

    What I would like to see in his house is his toilet bowl. I bet it is made of pure gold, his own private throne.



  23. 23

    now…………what exactly are they hiding?



  24. 24

    whatever dude that's not that weird…i mean no one wants to let some stranger into their home without some reassurance like that…especially if you're that high-profile



  25. 25

    also, they probably have hella nice things in their home…who wants to let a criminal near all that stuff?



  26. 26

    so, HOW ARE THEY MAKING THE HELP JUMP THROUGH HOOPS?????? making up headlines again perez. what are you two precious ones the 'king and queen' they make their help sign them too. like the rest of hollywood. and like reported about 2 weeks ago -Ms. Jolie never had her personal bodyguard of about 5 years sign a confidentiality agreement and fired him last year. reports (unknown whether bs or not) the brad was jealous of his relationship with angie and maddox. but in that case, it was how digusting this guy was. Not that he was digging around to find something to report on -but since K & T are scientologists and not the King and Queens -it is okay for perez-PEREZ-YOU ARE SUCH A LYING HYPOCRITE



  27. 27

    A Xenu spaceship maybe?????



  28. 28

    seriously though…what IS going on in that house that you'd have to sign a 20 page agreement??



  29. 29

    no doubt u would ;)



  30. 30

    Can't stand that short control freak.



  31. 31

    OMG…

    Did i just see a spaceship fly past?

  32. Laxer says – reply to this


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    Perez..I think the contract to enter their home would be considerably longer than 20 pages.



  33. 33

    KATIE NEEDS A LESBIAN AFFAIR WITH VICTORIA BECKHAM - TO GET HER JUICES GOING AGAIN.

    TOM, WHEN'S THE NEXT KID COMING? (WHEN YOU NEED TO PROMOTE A NEW MOVIE) TOM'S SO OBVIOUS REGARDING PUBLICITY.

    SHALLOW, SHALLOW TOM -

    SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED NOW THAT DAVID BECKHAM HAS CLOSED HIS LEGS AND IS RETREATING TO EUROPE TO GET AWAY FROM TOM'S PLEADING FOR ANAL SEX.