Why so paranoid?
A waiter who recently had the honor of serving food and stuff at a Tom and Kate Cruise party revealed that he had to sign a 20-page confidentiality agreement and submit to an extensive background check before he stepped foot in the Xenu worshipping couple's home.
So much for that agreement!
The food server reports that the duo were super nice and, "It's not like I saw any freaky shit!"
He obviously has a way with words!
Mr. Food Server probably didn't dig hard enough.
If we were allowed in to the Cruise abode, we bet we'd uncover something chat-worthy in five minutes!
[Image via WENN.]