Guy Ritchie Blows It
Filed under: Madonna > Guy Ritchie
More reports of animosity between Madge and Guy!
Insiders have spilled to various outlets that Guy Ritchie refers to his ex-wife as "It."
Ha!
Madge is gonna throw a shIT fit!
Ritchie penned the nickname for his ex-wife towards the end of their marriage, informing others, "Oh, It's in a bad mood today," and "We can't make It angry!"
We wonder how the moniker came to be???
Her Madgesty's reps have responded to the nickname leak without hesitation. "It hasn't been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized," says Liz Rosenberg, M's longtime publicist.
Touché!
[Image via WENN.]
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HOLD THE PHONE!
Did you just post something that didn't include a disney whore and was relevant to celebrities????
Awww Mario is learning….slowly. This still sucks but it's progress…
AHAHAH thats great.
My friends and I also refer to someone we hate with a passion as "IT" too.
So over hearing about the both of them - They are SO in on all this media whoring
no lie,
i read about this somewhere else LAST WEEK.
geez.
LOL!! wish guy woulda caught on sooner!!
Who gives a shitttttt!!!
That's soooo funny! HAHh Guy Ritchie is the best:D
fucking funny shit
He's right to do so. I mean look at her and what she's done….
SAD.
Okay ladies, this little secret comes out the box. Every man who divorces, refers to his ex-wifey as "it". I LMAO.
Liz Rosenberg is a Gooddess. . .that is hysterical. Loves it!
judging by grammadonna's face..she must have suffered a roundhouse kick in the balls courtesy of chuck norris
Team Guy
Madonna looks like Skeletor! Have you seen her face??
better than calling it skank
This story is like a week old. What the fuck is with you lately? Busy being a famewhore or promoting your horrid book?
yup, team guy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Guy should have learnt by now NOT to Fuck with Madge or her Publisist!!!
IT! hahaha good one Guy! must have been hard to snuggle up to that every night….if she…i mean IT let you
very uninteresting!
Madonna has swung both ways, so referring to her as "IT" (not knowing whether she's straight or gay at any given time) is not so far fetched. AND, we've all read/heard that she can be a total bitch, so the impersonal pronoun Guy ascribed to her was his way of dealing with her mood swings. IT was better than using four-letter profane monikers…which would be apropos.
Much ado about absolutely nothing here…
I cab totally understad the "IT" thing
Lmao that was a low blow buy Guy
Round 1 Madge
Seriously Perez??
I read this like a week ago.
Still funny though haha
Haaaaahahahaha
Re: Mike_Rotch –
LOL EPIC WIN.
Madonna must have asked Chuck Norris asked to repeat himself. The last thing she ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
Re: icantbelievireadthisshitz – really, what is the big deal-most of us have worse names for ex loves, spouses. I am sure she refers to him in a not loving way. So, this is your big news Perez? how is guy blowing it? Oh, I forgot, you are totally up madonna's ass
hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!Team Guy!!!!!
This all sounds completely understandable.
Re: Lol Girl – hahaha!! i was just looking at her face, i didn't even notice her pointing to her man parts
Touche for sure!! I love IT!
I'm on Guy's side!!
Madonna isn't a humanbeing. For real!
LOL….ahahaha. It…that's great. So fitting. She is an "It"…another possibility is "The Thing".
Obviously - they are BOTH glad to have gotten out of a bad marriage. Guy got away from a crazy, old-ass wierdo fossil…and she, well…she gets to pretend she's young and hip still with teenage boys and embarrass herself. They both got what they wanted, right??
IT gives you a huge separation pay……..$70M.
HAHAHA! Guy is a funny man!
Re: Mike_Rotch –
LOL
She's nor man nor woman. I think the people deserve to know the truth…
It's a HESHE.
Re: Mike_Rotch – Re: Lol Girl –
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris does not get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Just imagine sleeping next to IT slathered with miracle anti-wrinkle cream and wrapped in a plastic suit. And doing it every night for 8 years!!! Arghhhh….
Team Guy Ritchie!
Re: stars101 – shut the fuck up.
Perez, your love for this monsterous hag is so undeserved and just mindboggling. She's a horrendous pig, a truly nasty, narcissistic, heartless wench. How can you hate Gwyneth, but love on her best friend, who is just as pompous, hauty, unintelligent, condescending, ill-tempered and boarish!? Makes no sense. Team Guy. He's a sweetheart, on whom she cheated and then ripped away his kids. F*ck her.
Why is IT pointing to IT's crotch on this photo???
haha I think i just found my new nickname for Madge…
Re: stars101 – Wow what a huge waste of time.
Re: stars101 –
It's all going to be K.
I'll get Chuck Norris to beat the shit out of him.
Madonna: THIS is why we loves you. xoxox
HAHA! That publicist is the best:)
haha IT! Go Guy!
I have sympathy for guy, who always seems just an ordinary Brit bloke, albeit one with lotsa talent. So, he was without balls at the end and got angry. Happens every day with the unhappily marrieds. Trust me on that one.
Haha. This one actually made me laugh
i haven't been of fan of hers for awhile. just a bit full of herself…
Guy Ritchie is 40 years young (10 years younger then "It"), attractive, handsome, very nice guy, talented, famous and very rich. Guy is probably one of the most eligible bachelors in Great Britain.
Good riddance and kick in the balls to "It".
I read this 2 days ago,as always ur late!!!
Re: stars101 – Sweetie if you have his information why don't you contact Mr. Pitt or share the info via email with perezita? just a thought because your imbecilic ranting is not necessary
Re: stars101 –
Good luck!!!
Re: Lol Girl – Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… –
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on the 7th day, God rested…Chuck Norris took over
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Chuck Norris uses napalm to quell his heartburn
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany
Re: La ú!!!SEMICOLON!!!ltima Diva – Hey, chica!
Re: Lol Girl – I'm sure Chuck Norris will take care of things….
Well, "IT" made her way to the #1 performer of all time…so "IT" does not deserve all this nonsense.
Madonna u are the best..love u
Re: Mike_Rotch – The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Re: stars101 – by the way, can I get Brad's email address from you? I think he's super hot!
Re: stars101 – why is this important?
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Hey
The petty pato is napping again lol
Re: stars101 –
I really do believe you but Chuck Norris is the solution to every problem. You should contact Mario, tell him to get up his fat ass and rerport it. Good luck.
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Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Re: Mike_Rotch –
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
i just know that Madonna looks great hehe
HEY MY EX IS A "IT" TOO!!!!!!! PIECE OF "IT", STUPID "IT"CH!!
Re: stars101 – #36 What is Jenfraud saying? I am curious where you, Stars101, are going with this. He is saying things in favor of Jen, I assume its Aniston or what? Tell me…
ITs obssesed with the kabbalah cult
the bergs are milking IT
Re: La ú!!!SEMICOLON!!!ltima Diva – Hey, if you get Brad's e-mail address, share with me!!!
I know, este Mario Feo Durmiente esta del cara'.
Re: icantbelievireadthisshitz – Your name says it all
It can't be easy to live with Madonna. She doesn't appear to be one for compromise. She probably thinks she's the Shitz.
Re: stars101 – Chuck Norris already knows this.. he's on the hunt as we speak. expect a roundhouse kick in the face for blowing his cover!!
Re: Mike_Rotch –
Hi, I know Chuck Norris was in martial arts movies, but what are all those jokes? Is it from some show?
Guy's the dude! He also called her a piece of gristle or something, I'm surprised he stayed with her as long as he did. Rocco is cute but that's because he looks just like his dad.
thats very fitting. i would refer to her as " her nastyness"
IMPEACH THE PORCH MONKEY PRESIDENT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Re: yankees21 –
Holy shit….I finally just became a Modonna fan
Re: Veuve Clicquot –
Nope.
Random people like us, people from 4chan (the ones who invented lolcats and rickrolling) came up with Chuck Norris facts and released a book.
Thats it. LOL
It's just a big internet thing. Play along with it.
Re: Mike_Rotch – Chuck Norris does not need the Verizon Network. We can all hear him NOW… and forever.
imagine what madonna is calling him now. and its funny cause he still hanging up on madonna.he still spend time with her and the family.thats why i dont believe it.he would never said that about the mother of his kids.he said he admires her
Re: mamajud – #68, Yeah, Stars101 why is this important? So are you thinking that celebrities are paying bloggers to talk smack about their ex's? Sure, I believe it and I believe some celebrities check this website to see what we average people write. Please respond to mamajud and me.Re: stars101 –
madunga is cousin it
Re: Veuve Clicquot – I would tell you, but Chuck Norris would kill me.
Re: mamajud – Morning Hottie…….
)Re: stars101 – R U stupid or something????????
this came from the sun newspaper.the m,ost liar newspaper of all time.get a fucking life.madonna isnt it.madonna is the mother of his kids,the woman that he loved for 10 years.he is jealous.sorry guy ur the loser here
Re: ciccone – I believe it he would call her that…I would, too. He only tells her what she wants to hear to keep peace for the sake of the kids because that's what good parents do. She doesn't care about the kids…only herself because in her mind: it's all about her.
IMPEACH PRESIDENT SAMBO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE>
u all the haters.she still the top.guy is jealous cause she still making more money than him.and this all story is a fucking lie.guy isnt that kind of guy.he would never said that.its all about sources….
team k-fed.at least madonna looks better than him.poor kids that have a father that calls their mom names.
liz said it well.sorry guy ur an old drunk man.who the fuck wants u???? madonna is living her life and making good money.he doesnt care about his kids.madonna never said nothing about him and she even defends him saying that guy didnt take her money.
LOL have you seen this poster on the PCD thread bitching about everybody? She insulted me while she was at it and told me to fuck Chuck Norris. ROFL.
NEXT!!!!!
LOL!! That was the PERFECT response from M's publicist.
Guy is just jealous because Madonna has a HOT, young Latin boy at her beck and call now. You GO Maddy!
DID YOU KNOW CHUCK NORRIS WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO RECIEVE AN OSCAR FOR DOING A INFO COMMERCIAL!!!
he sucks
101……..
Re: the last star – Haaaaaaaaaa
get a fucking life guy
Again, this is a story that is at LEAST 3 days old on other websites. You are going downhill fast Perez.
I love IT! IT'S so hilarious!