Guy Ritchie Blows It
Filed under: Madonna > Guy Ritchie
More reports of animosity between Madge and Guy!
Insiders have spilled to various outlets that Guy Ritchie refers to his ex-wife as "It."
Ha!
Madge is gonna throw a shIT fit!
Ritchie penned the nickname for his ex-wife towards the end of their marriage, informing others, "Oh, It's in a bad mood today," and "We can't make It angry!"
We wonder how the moniker came to be???
Her Madgesty's reps have responded to the nickname leak without hesitation. "It hasn't been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized," says Liz Rosenberg, M's longtime publicist.
Touché!
[Image via WENN.]
Every Gay Boy's Fantasy!
Could LezLo Be Meshuggina? Converting For saMAN!
I would love to sake Guy's hand
Fucking hell Perez i've been waiting all day for another update.
UPDATE PLEASE.
CHUCK NORRIS IS LEGEND AND WILL KISS YOUR ARSE IF YOU DO NOT UPDATE NOW!
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
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Re: ciccone – only eurotrash thinks grammadonna is still hot.
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I'm going out in style…
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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When Chuck Norris needs to shave, he kicks himself in the face. Only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called Islands.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? all of it.
That is absolutely stupid! They are not 10 year olds anymore unlike you Piggy!
ANYWAYS IF HE IS CALLING HER "IT" YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT IT'S LESS OFFENSIVE THAN BEING A 31 YEAR OLD CALLING MINORS SLUTS, CALLING EVERY OTHER HOLLYWOOD ACTOR GAYFACE AND OTHER MOST HURTFUL THINGS ON A PUBLIC WEBSITE… YOU ARE NOONE TO TALK ABOUT BEING MEAN CAUSE IN THAT YOU ARE TRULY THE QUEEN OF HEARTLESS…
he must an asshole or somethingf
at least we dont believe in that storie and ,he still better than shitney.she is a loser.and her ex are smarts-they took all her money
Re: La ú!!!SEMICOLON!!!ltima Diva – I hope you can steal him away from Angelina ! That would be funny ! She'll be the single mother of 15 kids.
the guy is (was) a trophy hubby, who cares
Re: Lol Girl – HAHA! I love it when people complain about others wasting space on the internet!!! and/or people making them waste their time while reading a gossip blog!
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
GUY WAS RIGHT TO RID HIMSELF OF "IT" , "IT" IS A MONSTER!
Re: Mike_Rotch – y she still hot.ask jesus.and robbie williams and justin.asshole at least she is 50and looks hot.shitney is 27 and looks terrible
Poor Guy ! I feel sorry for him having to live with that controlling,moody person for years. I'm sure she gave him a hard time.
guy is a loser.uk are tired of him and his new movie will suck like sean penn said
NEXT……..WTF
and gop to her concerts and see what she really looks like.she looks 30 years old woman with a lots of energy.her tour will be huge once again.
guy u only get atention cause u were married to madonna.the world doesnt give a shit about u.and liz said it right moron
LUV IT!
Mario is once again a day late and a dollar short. Guy should have said "IT" is a whore and a man-eater.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… –
LOL I know!
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
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Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Re: Gigi7 – he was the one that give her ahard time. she was the possessive man here.he is crazy.he just wants to get drunk.he is a loser. madonna is madionna.she is funny and kinda.she really loved him and he was just making fun of her
A PERSON ONCE CALLED CHUCK "IT".EVERY YEAR HIS WIFE LAYS FLOWERS ON HIS GRAVE SITE.
Re: ciccone – Re: Mike_Rotch – LOL
A FIFTY YEAR OLD WOMEN RUBS DIAMONDS IN HER FACE—THAT QUALIFIES AS AN "IT."
Get off the knob…Mario……….let go………NEXT……..
Re: Lol Girl – HAHA! I love Rick Ashley!!! He still sings that song to Chuck Norris every day.
Re: Lol Girl – Sounds like an 80's song…..WTF
Re: the last star – Hey, you! HAHA!
TEAM GUY! Madonna is lame as hell and looks likes a man, Guy must be happy to get rid of her.
'IT' is not too bad, I mean he did get 50 Million if not more from 'IT!'
I.T. stands for Italian Tramp……….
I Like the nickname 'IT'…it's really a small thing compared to MAAADOONA? A Name she Never deserved. She's like already slept with 2 men - ARod and the Jesus and ALLL Guy is doing is calling her 'IT'…I'm with Guy on this!lol!
Re: ciccone – Obsessed much?? i'm surprised you're not dumbster diving at grammadonna's looking for Depends to sniff.
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who said anything about Britney?
Re: ciccone – STFU
Re: Long Dong Connery –
LOL It's Rick Astley with Never Gonna Give you up.
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I've been Rick Rolled so many times that it's stuck in my head. Feel free to carry on the lyrics.
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Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
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Re: Lol Girl – O my………please….my ears……
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Pee Wee Herman was arrested for masturbating in public. That same day Chuck Norris was given an award for doing the same.
Re: Veuve Clicquot – Bonjour……
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Re: Long Dong Connery – #134 MARIO'S AT THE GYM .BUT HE'S NOT PUMPING IRON .HE'S PUMPING THE TOWEL BOY!!!
I still love "it". Liz Rosenberg always has the best responses. I think it's pretty funny. Didn't guys last movie flop? not the Swept Away disaster, but the one he just released last year…what was it called? Don't rememeber, don't care. Madonna is the shIT!
TEAM RITCHIE! I like 80's Madonna. she seems like such a bitch these dayssss…..
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – I'M DOING GOOD.
HOW'S MY RAINBOW ANGEL DOING?
Re: the last star – I don't think his body has ever stepped inside a gym……….unless they sold donuts there………
) big fat doughboy
Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: Lol Girl –
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That song will never get old!!!
Does Mario even know what a gym is? Let alone being in one? LOL
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… –
God No!
Rick Astley is legend. LOL
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
he looks like he wants to smack the shit out of her!! lol
Re: Lol Girl – haaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Long Dong Connery –
#147 Hello, Bond. I have a complete collection of James Bond movies, except the latest with Daniel Craig.
Re: the last star – I'm O.K. (working today!)
It's not too cold today!
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. Chuck Norris knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
WAKE UP HOMOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAKE UP HOMOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAKE UP HOMOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAKE UP HOMOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! LOVE "It"! How well this described Madonna.
Re: Lol Girl – LOL!! CHUCK NORRIS NEVER RISES TO THE OCCASION.THE OCCASION ARISES TO CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Veuve Clicquot – If you would like, I could sign them for you…..Thank you, thank you very much………
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Re: the last star –
LOL
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The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
Madonna is a complete bullying bloke. No surgery is going to make her a woman.
Boring IT!
haha, that's priceless.
”It rubs the lotion on It's skin and puts it in the basket"
IT…..WHAT A FIKTTING NAME ISNT IT? That is exactly what Madonna is…He is lucky to be rid of her. Poor kids.
This story was in the Sun newspaper 3 days ago, a little slow on the uptake aren't we Mario? I actually think "it" is not the worse thing you can call this no talent, tranny looking, child fucking, lip synching, non actress, soul sucking cult member! so he was really a gentleman if you think about it
He courted it, married it, stayed with it for how many years, had a child with it, and he was also happy to leave with it's money in his pants, when he originally stated he had no interest in IT.
It was right to walk away, after reading this.
I wish 'it' would stay in Britain with her lame, phony accent.
he is the IT
he is just a loser, Madonna bored with him and let IT go
loser!!!!
Re: stars101 –
But how could he have been using the moniker "jenfraud" for 22 years if he has only known Jennifer for 10 years(or whatever it is)
And why the caps?
Who's Chuck Norris?
Re: orla666 –
That was a tongue in cheek comment…
That was a tongue in cheek comment…
she is an "IT". look at that face… yucky
Re: stars101 – #41 I read the most recent Pitt & Angie threads and I followed all of them. I believe you are trying to get the word out there that there is evil in Hollywood…I'm sure of it! I noticed you haven't posted anything new either and now you have me wondering why…I am sure what you are saying is credible but most people don't get it because they are too busy blogging about 'their' opinions. Where are you, Stars101??? Come back; I know you wouldn't take the time to comment on 'heavy stuff' that is seemingly important. We could all learn from this!!!
Can you blame him? I would call her it as well. Poor Guy has to sit back and watch his ex run around and bring countless men into his childrens' lives. Wonder what it will do the little Lourdes seeing mom bring all these new walking, talking sex toys around.
Hahaha. I could definitely see her acting the drama queen and deserving the "It" title, married or not - but that is a great response from Liz!!
hahaha
I think "it" pretty much sums up Madonna. Good job Guy!
He looks good in that suit and IT just looks old and weird as usual…
The long time publicist appears to be a door mat and it's 'lip service.' Wasn't it the publicist that said 'no' to any rumours about an eminent divorce between these two when talks about the divorce were already circulating?
I now officially LOVE Guy Ritchie!!!!
Maybe Guy Rithchie shouldnt have been so focused on the 75 mill. Now he has that "IT" of a gf while Madonna has a hot 22 yo hunk!
There goes Liz Rosenberg, doing the perennial save face for Madonna. She's probably the only person who has Perez beat as to how far her head is up Madonna's ass. To the people saying he's jealous…why would he be? Those quotes were allegedly made during their marriage (in other words..they're old). Guy Ritchie is HOT…a lot hotter than the gay boy pretending to be straight that Madonna is parading around.
That's just beautiful XD
Guy is a looser and it's just lame how he wants to get attention
HAHA! Good name and good comeback! But the kids are the ones caught in the middle so I hope they can keep it civil at least around them.
WELL, HE SEEMS LIKE A NEW PERSON
SINCE HE ESCAPED
FROM THE CRYPTKEEPER, MADONNKEY, IMO.
AND GUY IS H-A-W-T.
MADONNKEY IS N-A-W-T.
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
Poor Vadge used to be so relevant and cutting-edge. Now she's a sad shell of her former self. Like Mommie Dearest. Her music is so dull and her voice is horrible. Evidentally she forgot all of the training she took for the awful "Evita" movie. Maybe she will suffocate one of these days after wrapping herself in her mummy cloth. Of course it won't kill her since she's undead.
Haha, awesome!
I hate that OLD bitch…
Did anyone even know who Guy Ritchie was before he started dating Madonna?
ha ha ha ha ha. IT is herpetic and foul.
Re: hard_candy –
Actually Guy was a promising film director who was drawing comparisons to Quentin Taratino before he married Madonna. Then he lost all respect by casting her in one of the most critically panned films ever. He probably did more for her publicity than she did for him.