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Saved By Madge

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Madonna dragged her 22 year old hunk of a boyfriend back to Kabbalah services at the Kabbalah Center in New York yesterday afternoon.

Attending Kabbalah services are truly the key into M's pants heart!

Brazilian model Jesus Luz accompanied the Queen of Pop to the Center with two of her children, David Banda and daughter Lourdes.

The couple that prays together….??????

[Image via WENN.]

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103 comments to “Saved By Madge”

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  1. 1

    pulling a lindsay

  2. 2

    DID you know that Chuck Norris evolved from Jesus?

  3. 3

    Oi to the Vey!

  4. 4

    She is an old, pathetic tool and hes clearly there for the publicity(check out the totally uninterested look on his face), which makes her an even bigger tool!!!x

  5. 5

    Yes he does look like him

  6. 6

    Madge deff has a type…hairy, tanned, muscly, skinny dudes.

  7. 7

    Re: Lol Girl – Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims on land.
    Hooraaaaayyy for grammadonna!! IT's walking without it's walker!!

  8. 8

    Ahhh, Perez, your headline shows you don't know squat about Kabbalah. I'm no expert either but having read 3 books and attended a lecture, I can tell you that though it's based on Judaism aspects, it welcomes *everyone*. You don't have to be Jewish to love Kabbalah. And it's not a religion or even a cult. Just read one book…it has answers for everything! That book is The Power of Kabbalah. Of course, you could also read the book *I* was interviewed for which is Confessions of a She-Fan…about baseball:)

  9. 9

    Her oldest child must be close to Jesus Luz age by now? There's probably less age difference between Lourdes and Jesus than between Madge and Jesus! :-)

  10. are13 says – reply to this


    that whole situation is so weird…is she even making him wear a NY hat??? It doesn't exactly look like that's his style. Madonna is losing it…

  11. 11

    IT again? Jeeezzzz….

  12. 12

    I don't know what should IT's children think…

  13. 13

    Re: Lol Girl – Did you know that Mario once ate a potato chip that looked like Chuck Norris!

  14. 14

    … fucks together ^^

    She Rocks, I love her (L)
    by the way ,the haters are so funny, they hate her but they have nothing else to do than commenting on her ^^ XD

  15. 15

    Re: RedWingsFanRe: Mike_Rotch
    Has Perez made any Chuck Norris posts? If you EVER diss Chuck Norris i'll fucking make sure he does a roundhouse kick in your face.

  16. 16

    Re: RedWingsFan – Is that how Mario lost his teeth?

  17. 17

    Where are all the Madonner Fanatics that go ape shit when you crack wise on the old hag?

  18. 18

    Re: Lol Girl – I'd pay money to see that!Re: thinderella – Yes!HAHAHAHA!

  19. 19

    I think it looks like she is forcing this young lad to tag along. He looks like her babysitter. She is LOSING it. She is now our generations Elizabeth Taylor.

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    Re: Maddyct

    I think the haters comment on her because they like to make fun of her utter saddness!! And probably because a fifty year old has been who is trying desperately to hold on to fame by dating a foetus and releasing pictures of her skinny ancient body and fifty year old foof is asking to be made fun of.

  21. 21

    Re: RedWingsFan – #17. Grammadonna ground them up and applied them as anti-aging creme.

  22. 22

    That's not Madonna! That's Joan Rivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. aj says – reply to this


    horrible cheek implants give you dimples! yay!

  24. 24

    Re: rebecca1313Re: Mike_Rotch – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Gigi7 says – reply to this


    I can't believe he's still with her. She must be paying him.

  26. 26

    Jesus is my home boy and Madge is my muse!
    The guy was wearing a cross actually even if u can´t see it in this picture…so i m not that sure he´s converting t judaism…

  27. 27

    Re: Lol Girl

    Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
    Perez had better watch his fat ass if he even thinks about posting shit about Chuck

  28. 28

    Re: Lol Girl

    It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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    like cindy looper said.u go girl. live ur life. she is not gonna marry him.so whats the problem.big deal. shitney is the tool here.madonna was never fool.she is just chillin and have a good time.fuck the haters

  31. 31

    she still got it.whats the problem.she still number one.selling artist.she is not losing it.her pesonal life is not a +problem.and lots of men date young women.big deal

  32. 32

    now they can hang out with convert-in-training lindsay lohan!

  33. 33

    Re: Pixie Dust and Beer
    Type in google, chuck norris pokemon card and you will piss yourself laughing.
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

  34. 34

    Re: sparkys nemesis – you sound like a victim of the cult, totally brainwashed
    and i know what you are thinking now, "oh this person is the oponent trying to keep me out of the light" you fool

  35. 35

    She is so lame she talks about not letting her kids watch tv and all this stuff shes keeping them from but I think its to keep them from seeing how slutty and plastic she really is. She PAYS a 22 yr old to hangout with her bc we all know her face might be tight but shes prob got the vajayjay of a 50yr old so hes not hanginout for that. She is so overrated the young Madonna was cool this one is just desperate to stay young and relevant.

  36. 36

    Hey, traveling around and bringing back children as a souvenir is the New Black in Hollywood, ya know. She should call Angie and set up a playdate.

  37. 37

    I wonder what A-Rod thinks about him wearing a Yankees cap….

  38. 38

    what is pathetic is that he is doing this to get what ever from her-money for him or his family in brazil, fame for him, jobs in modeling, a chance to get out of brazil or a chance to see the world. I doubt it is a chance to screw a woman older than his mother (and I am closer to Madonna's age than his) What is even worse-exposing these people to her children. If she wants to take on the entire armed forces during armed forces week, fine, I would just recommend a case of KY, but introducing them to the kids is wrong until she is sure he will be around for a while. Or at least wait until David can read and write so he can fill out a score card.

  39. 39

    oh, why is miley a slut with her revealing clothes and boyfriend that is 'too old' for her. Madonna wears revealing clothes and her boyfriend is decades younger, but I don't hear slut from you about her OR HIM HYPOCRITE

  40. 40

    Cult members can only fuck other cult members, so Granny Tranny has to convert him! poor little GE-ZUZ!!! it's like watching a cougar play with its prey, LOL!!! this woman is so pathetic and sad!

  41. Gigi7 says – reply to this


    Re: kittykat85 – the vajayjay of a 50 year old ? She wishes ! The way she's overused hers…she probably has the vajayjay of a 95 year old !

  42. 42

    He looks miserable!

  43. 43

    So "IT" was out and about??? What's new about that?

  44. 44

    Re: thinderella – I know… she was funny and slutty back in the days but now she is a mom of 2 and she tried to clean up her act but now… wow she just messed it up! HOpe this guy won't end up shagging Lourdes!

  45. 45

    Re: Gigi7

    Hahaha, love it Gigi!!!

  46. 46

    good gawd! ewww, who would want that dried up menopausal crotch….ewwww….

  47. 47

    Ik zie geen verschil in leeftijd. Prachtige foto van de drie Lovers in the Storm.
    Ze heeft het weer voor elkaar.

  48. 48

    Is she going to adopt him finally? ;)

  49. 49

    He totally looks like Richard Ramerez, "The Night Stalker" serial killer in that picture.

  50. 50

    He is one lucky ass bastard

  51. 51

    She is a washed up fool. He's just with her to get noticed and will then be thru. She may have spent thousands on surgery but she's still old enough to be his mother.

  52. 52

    that has to be weird for those kids. Mom and dad break up, then she brings A-Rod into their lives. A-Rod is done now she brings in Jesus? These two have been banging for a month and he is traveling with her children? I bet Guy is pissed, I know I would be.

    We know Madonna has kind of made a career out of being a ho, but at least protect your children from it…..

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  54. AMO says – reply to this


    He looks really excited about it too.

  55. 55

    way to go madge! u rock!

  56. 56

    Here is Man-dona with her grandson (Jesus!), and her great-grandson.

  57. 57

    Wow I love Madonna…and yea they do look cute together…and David is sooo adorable lol.

  58. 58

    There goes Liz Rosenberg, doing the perennial save face for Madonna. She's probably the only person who has Perez beat as to how far her head is up Madonna's ass.

  59. 59

    The only thing worse than a Hollywood Jew is a fake (Kabbalah) Hollywood Jew.
    Fuck she's ugly quit showing her

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  61. 61

    Everytime there is a Madonna post count on sexist and ageist remarks to the extreme. I mean isn't there anything else you could attack her on other than her age? It's funny because I am in my early 20's and tons of people I know my age LOVE her. I think the haters are people who r her age and just jealous of her success.

  62. 62

    Re: hard_candy – I have a problem with her because she's supposed to be a mother and give children some example. The stupid court even gave the rights to her and is this how you raise kids?

  63. 63

    this is just sad

  64. 64

    This is perfect. Obviously she needs someone young and dumb she can boss around. Oh and fuck.

  65. 65

    she does great.if she is happy her fans are haapy.theres lots of men that date young gil.inclued sean penn.so what.fuck social terms.she is schocking and we love it.u go madonna

  66. 66

    Re: Herbert West – she is protect her kids.and she never date a-rod-we never saw then together.and -rod ex wife went to many madonna concerts last year.so they didnt date at all.jesus is just fun.she not want to marry him.at least he is not drunk all the time

  67. 67

    madonna means so much than her own private life.fuck that.cant wait for the dvd ,ghv3 and s&s part 2 with new clothes and songs.she is the QUEEN

  68. 68

    Poor Jesus is way to hot to have sold his soul to the devil. Can you imagine looking down at that corpse while he bangs her? Her saggy skin falling to the side, her cheek implants bobbing up & down, her demon tongue licking across her buck teeth and dust and gnats coming out of her ancient cooter as he inserts his manhood.

  69. 69

    no i WANT TO BE HER! what i dont understand about her is this she has the money to install a gym in her own home but she still goes to the 'gym down the road' supposedly WHY?

  70. 70

    Check out the granny pants I'm wearing in the picture above! They are fabulous. I don't even need a belt because the waist is made from elastic. They slip right over my diaper.

  71. 71

    Re: rebecca1313
    He probably looks uninterested because he is leaving a Kabbalah Centre!haha

    I'm all for girl power & all that, but she's 50; a 22 year old??? She should be embarrassed. That's a bit too young. She's pulling an Ivana Trump.

  72. 72

    She looks happy…Jesus looks like he's looking at her Old rear and visualizing that…David looks disappointed and confused…there's more of this to come little David!

  73. 73

    Saved is when you accept Jesus Christ into your life…As far as I know you knock on the Jewish-Kaballah door like 3x's before they'll consider you as a convert. If you have $$$$ that helps. She saved Little David and he doesn't look happy.

  74. 74

    She looks REALLY OLD in this picture. Wow…the hands, the hair, the cheeks. Check out my avatar to see what Vadge REALLY looks like without makeup, lighting and photoshop.

  75. 75

    What has she saved, because David B was a publicity stunt and competing with Angolina???

    She does bring attention to religion even if it's in a tacky way…so in a way she's a negative poster child for religion.

    She into the "mysticism" side to Kaballah…so she's there for 'magic', herself and what it might do for her. Yes - she has a beautiful voice but other than that, her career has been a long list of trashy publicity tactics…Guy was a home and good experience….she's back to trash (like her acting). As far as I can tell the closest she got to "Class" was by marrying GUY and feeding off his periphery. She has Never had ANY Class.

  76. 76

    They Pray together?? She's preys on getting laid.

  77. 77

    Re: Lulustre – I'm just curious how a "washed up" fool just had the most succesful tour in history and one of the most succesful songs last year…

  78. 78

    Re: MeinAZ – I'm really not sure how adopting a child for 18 years for about a month of publicity makes sense…she gave this child a better life and you should be ashamed of yourself. If it wasnt for Madonna David would have died.

  79. BRATZ says – reply to this


    Why does she have to convert everyone she's with? Is that a prerequisite to be in her presence?

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    The YANKEES ball cap He's wearing!! AHAHAAAAaaahahahaahaahhhaaa

    DIg or what??

  81. 81

    Re: hard_candy
    Just one hit last year? You mean the one with Justin Timberlake? Justin nearly drowned out Madonna's voice on that song, and I liked "4 Minutes" when it was called "Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado. And face it, Madonna has her legion of loyal fans (mainly gay men, Europeans, and people stuck in the 80s) whom are ALWAYS going to come out to see her whenever she performs, no matter how much she jacks up the cost to see her.

  82. 82

    Re: YoungTaurus – 4 minutes was the number 2 song of 2008. Hung Up in 2005 was also one of the biggest hits worldwide of this DECADE. Hard Candy debuted number 1 in 37 countries and has went on to sell more than 4 million albums.

  83. 83

    Re: YoungTaurus – I dont think gay men alone would be able to support Madonnas level of fame. At all of her concerts there are mainly teenage girls and women in there 20's and 30's…I think it would be kind of bizzare seeing as she had the most succesful tour in NORTH AMERICA last year that her main fan base would be Europeans…lmao

  84. 84

    4 million? That's all? She used to sell more than that in this country alone. You can throw out all the facts about her all you want; I find them boring. You're missing the point. Hard Candy debuted at #1 in 37 countries, because her loyal fans bought it the first week, but the album didn't have enough momentum to stay in the charts, and fell off nearly every one of them rather quickly. It hasn't even gone platinum in the US. Justin made 4 Minutes a hit, not Madonna. The Abba sample is what made "Hung Up" a hit, not Madonna. So YOU went to every concert that she performed in North America and can vouch for the audience members? You must have a lot of money and time on your hands. As far as her tour being the most successful, it was the most successful as far as making money, because she charged the most. Had the Jonas Brothers charged as much as she did, they'd probably have her beat, seeing they played more shows and had more audience members. I'm glad you keep telling everyone you're 20, because that explains your stupidity when it comes to trying to argue with people. Bottom line: she hasn't done anything relevant as far as her music goes in about 15 years.

  85. 85

    Re: former M fan – Here we are again, 'Former M Fan'
    (as if you ever WERE an M fan) trashing Madonna again, so I'll do my
    typical FUCK YOU reponse! Get a life, bitch.

  86. 86

    Re: Gappygranny – I don't know what you are looking at, but she looks GREAT to me. You should look so good at 50.

  87. 87

    Re: YoungTaurus – Get your facts straight. Her album "Hard Candy" was the 5th top selling album in the WORLD last year. She got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last year, and the Sticky and Sweet Tour is the top selling concert for a Female AND a single artist of all time. Your comments mean nothing, because they are full of "if's". Fact is Fact, she's STILL relevant and nothing you say is going to change that. Rant all you want and HATE all you want, but Madonna is and always will be the Queen of Pop (until SHE decides she doesn't want to be anymore). Peace out!

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    Re: MeinAZ – You are an idiot.

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    Re: Moluver
    My facts are straight..unlike yourself. But I don't expect a pseudo-intellectual like you to prove me wrong. Madonna's album did NOT go platinum in the US. That's a fact, not an IF, dumbass. Everything else I stated in my argument is factual as well, and the number of "ifs" in my statement is about equal to the number of women you've slept with in your lifetime. She was inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because she was ELIGIBLE, not because she did anything relevant this past year, but there's hardly anything Rock and Roll about her, but you're probably dumb enough to think that guitar she's sporting around her neck is actually plugged in.

  90. 90

    Re: Moluver – You call that looking good? You must be gay AND blind. Michelle Pfeiffer looks good at 50, Geena Davis looks good at 50. Hagdonna looks like a corpse with a garden rake sticking out of her mouth. Get a life. Oh and for the record, YoungTaurus is correct. "Hard Candy" barely went gold in the US…William Hung sold more copies than "Hard Candy".

  91. 91

    Re: Moluver

    Moluver, you are so right. Shes totally relevant, but only to gay men, sad women and anyone over the age of thirty eight who hasn't grown up!and anyone can look that good with enough money for a personal trainer, botox and a good plastic surgeon.

  92. 92

    Take notice- Jesus Luz is wearing a Yankees cap. Nice acknowledgment of him replacing A-Rod.

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    Re: Moluver
    Um, Miss Thing, I think you need to get your facts straight. HC was the 11th best selling album of 2008, not 5th. Not a bad showing, but not that great for someone everyone claims is "always on top". Amy Winehouse, Leona Lewis, Duffy, and Rihanna actually charted higher. The only source that's still claiming it was the 5th best selling album is, that's right: absolutemadonna.com. You lose all credibility right there, bro.

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    Re: YoungTaurus – Nobody sells as many records as they used to in the 90's everyone steals music now.

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    Re: hard_candy
    Weak argument. Beyonce is still selling records. Taylor Swift is still selling records.

  99. 99

    People download Madonna's music for free, because she normally releases albums with a few good songs and the rest filler. That's why the haters are on here in full force: they can't understand why this woman is so successful.

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    Re: DanielDax – it's not a weak argument. it's a fact. besides madonnas last album Hard Candy has sold more than 4 million copies so far. Confessions on a dancefloor sold 12 million…Madonna is the highest selling female artist in HISTORY. She just had the most sucessful tour in HISTORY. What the fuck else does she have to prove to you?

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