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Demi And Ashton Had ANOTHER Secret Meeting!
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!
While Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher reportedly had such an emotional reunion this past week at the birthday party for the man who officiated their wedding that many speculated that a reconciliation may be in the works, sources close to the estranged pair revealed that this wasn't even the first time they've gotten together this month!
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Gross
Okay, um whatever. At least it looks like I may be third or fourth.
umm that was stupid
LAME!!
ok….funny that you didn't include the pics of you holding your pimply dick or teddy's furry ass….
half of these pictures are not stars touching themselves; it's other people touching them
Haha.
hey sometimes you gotta adjust….this is not news honey
lameeeeeeeeeeee
weird.
come on mario there has got to be a better way to bump up your hit count than slide shows.
what site did you take this from? it is lame too…. most of those pics were lame-people holding their clothes in place? please! most of the singers looked gay grabbing their crotch, that is so old doing that crap. Did you post these lame pics because you were in the mix? should of thought twice, because you always go on people's expressions, and tori's expression was not one of happiness with you. sad for you perez
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LG WAS CAUGHT TOUCHING HERSELF INSIDE A McDONALD'S BATHROOM STALL! LG WAS FIRED DEARS! LEARN FROM LG'S MISTAKES!
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MUAH TO MY PUPPETS! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
not quite perez.
I remember seeing this stuff on TMZ several months ago.
weirdd.
Oh God..
PEREZA BIG HOMO!!QUIT TAKING MY COMMENTS OUT FAGTARD!!!
Where is my rear window baby!
Re: kr4zygirl05 – Your very attractive!!!!#2
Re: Sensitivity – Re: the last star –
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HELLO DARLINGS! LG HAD A FABULOUS EVENING! LG MET UP WITH A LOCAL DRIFTER IN HIS TEMPORARY ABODE AND IT WAS JUST DIVINE! TACO BELL CUISINE AND BOONE'S FARM WINE! IF ONLY EVERY WOMAN WITH A TWIG COULD BE SO LUCKY!
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MUAH!
Re: kr4zygirl05 – #2
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DEAR LAST STAR IS RIGHT! YOU'RE QUITE THE LOOKER! LG BELIEVES YOU ARE BEAUTY AT ITS FINEST! PIG NOSE, DENTIST NIGHTMARE TEETH AND NO EYEBROWS! EXCELLENT!
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KISSES TO YOUR PARENTS DARLING!
Hello LG,
I don't know how you do it dear,but you live the lifestyle one could only envy.I appreciate you sharing such wonderful adventures in the most exciting
places!!!
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PEREZ DEAR YOUR SITE TONIGHT, AND MANY OTHER TIMES, REMINDS LG OF THE 1925 FILM TUMBLEWEEDS! DEAR THE FILM MARKED SILENT-SCREEN COWBOY LEGEND WILLIAM S. HART'S RETURN TO THE SCREEN!
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UPDATE YOUR SITE DARLING!
#21 LOL!! You are the best!! I humble to your Grace and hold my salty sea tongue!!Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slow day Perez? Because this post was such a waste of bandwidth.
Re: the last star – #23..LOL!! and we know Star that we have seen many more and many others of importance!!Yaa
Re: the last star – #23
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THANK YOU DARLING! ALTHOUGH LG'S BACK TWAT WILL CATCH HELL IN A FEW HOURS TACO BELL WAS WORTH IT! LG IS JUST OVER THE MOON ABOUT MEETING ANOTHER DRIFTER! DRIFTERS ARE LG'S MAIN SOURCE OF ACTION DEAR!
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Re: Sensitivity – Re: the last star –
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DEARS, HAVE YOU READ MY INFO? ISN'T IT DIVINE? LG'S TRANNY PARK HOA FEES ARE GOING UP ANOTHER $20 STARTING MARCH 15! LG IS HIGHLY UPSET OVER THE NEWS AS LG WILL HAVE TO HOLD BACK ON PURCHASING HER MAGAZINE SUBCRIPTION TO HER FAVORITE MAG "HIDE YOUR TWIG"!
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AHHHH LG IS A HOT TRANNY MESS!
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PEREZ,PLEASE UPDATE.DON'T MAKE ME WATCH 1,000 WAYS TO DIE!!!!!
LG YOUR LIFE COULD BE A REAL LIFE AUTOBIOGRAPHY RIGHT OUT OF THE MOVIE IRONWEEDS.A DELIGHTFUL MOVIE OF VAGABONS,ALKIES,AND DRIFTERS!!!!WE WOULD JUST NEED TO ADD THE TWIG AND BERRIES!!
Yeah, yeah, you guys love this shizzz.
Mate, I'm gonna come straight forward right now:
Please have a heart attack
Perez.. you really are an ass!!
Re: the last star – #31
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LOL! LG HAS MANY STORIES DEAR AND SEVERAL ARE BEST DISCUSSED IN ANOTHER ENVIRONMENT! SAY DIRTY, SLOBBY DRIFTER-CHASERS!
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ON ANOTHER SUBJECT DEAR HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU AND YOUR PEREZ ANGEL? YOU TWO HAVE A STRONG ATTRACTION! SHE SEEMS VERY INTERESTED DARLING! PERHAPS YOU CAN TAKE THIS LUST OUTSIDE THE DULL ROOM? HOW EXCITING!
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MUAH!
Re: the last star – im watchin that now i think its a good show
Re: Sensitivity – GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN SENSITIVITY.YEAH WERE JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME FUN.I SEE WE JUST DISCOVERED A TREASURE IN "BIG BOOBS"
Re: SheHasBigBoobs – #32
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YOU BITCH ARE SHIZZZ! DEAR ARE YOU STILL APPLYING THE OINTMENT FOR THE RASH LG GAVE YOU?
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BE WELL BITCH!
Re: beautysmyname – OH,I WAS JUST KIDDING IT'S AWSUME!!!!!!!!!!!!VERY STRANGE AND BELIEVE ME I LIVE "STRANGE" WHAT
ABOUT THS SASUAGE MEAT PACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: the last star – #37
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DEAR BIGBOOBS IS A MAN! CAREFUL GOING BY NAMES!
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MUAH!
LG #35,WERE JUST GOOD FRIENDS.I'M MORE OF A ONE WOMEN KIND OF GUY.
Re: the last star – #41
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LG UNDERSTANDS! INTERNET FUN! AHHH A LADY FRIEND OR AS SOME MEN SAY JOLLY FEEDERS! LADY FRIENDS ARE CONVENIENT FUN DEAR!
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HAVE THE MAIN LADY AND JOLLIES ON THE SIDE! BRAVO DEAR!
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MUAH GENIUS!
That's right, bitch! I love the ladies. Make sure to hide your penie between your legs before you show him your shizzzzzz.
I KINDA FIGURED THAT WHEN SHE SAID HER'S IS 10". BUT YOUR RIGHT!!
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GOODNIGHT DARLINGS! LG NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP! LG IS HAVING A NUT MASSAGE TOMORROW MORNING AND LG IS VERY EXCITED!
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LG IS OVER THE MOON KNOWING LADIVA ALSO KNOWN AS LA DICKA WILL DEFEND LG'S HONOR TOMORROW! LA DICKA IS THE BEST MINION YET! SHE IS VERY UNEDUCATED AND EASY TO CONTROL! DEARS SHE CALLED A 'TRUCE' ON A GOSSIP BLOG WITH SOMEONE SHE DOESN'T KNOW! LOL
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AHHHH TRASHY LA DICKA! YOU'RE THE PUREST FORM OF SCUM! WHY DON'T YOU LICK LG'S ASSHOLE ALL DAY TOMORROW LIKE YOU USUALLY DO! LG KNOWS YOU WILL READ THIS! PEREZHILTON IS YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU WORK AT YOUR DEAD-END JOB! GUTTER SLUT LADIVA!
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WILL YOU PRETEND TO BE A DIVA TOMORROW? YOU CHILDISH FOOL LA DICKA!
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Re: SheHasBigBoobs – #43
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DEAR YOU'RE SO BEHIND THE TIMES! EVERYONE KNOWS LG HAS A PU$$ AND PEEN!
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ENJOY THE BIG BOOBS YOU DON'T HAVE DEAR!
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GOODNIGHT!
Re: SheHasBigBoobs – DOES THAT BRAIN INJURY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT AFFECT YOUR MENTAL CONDITION?
Re: the last star – #44
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LOL! YOU'RE A DOLL DEAR! GOODNIGHT!
why does it take so long to post new juicy stuff?
I'm a little bored……
I touch myself…….to Rob Pattinson.
LG G'NIGHT
Re: pearlnecklace – I DOUBT THAT HE WILL POST ANYTHING MORE TONIGHT!!
Lame!! I love Perez but this is SO not interesting!
OKAY WAIT! i know its off the subject but i just heard. Does Chris Brown And P Diddy think we are idiots?, The only way to reserect Chris Browns career is for RiRi to either forgive him or to get back with him for the time being. Its DAMAGE CONTROL! dont fall into it.
PEREZ UPDATE YOUR SITE!!
These pictures are pedestrian and exceedingly immature. It's like a "peep-show" for dirty old men in some sleazy back alley porn shop. Too much time on your hands and not enough to do…
PERV.
Slow day huh??? What a waste of bandwith
Re: Kate27 – #57
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WHAT A WASTE OF A COMMENT!
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BLOW ME BITCH!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO SOME OF PEREZHILTON'S FINEST POSTERS? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ILL? YOU GUYS VANISHED FASTER THAN A CHIGGER ON A ROTTEN BALL SACK!
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G'day party people. Hows life in the pink room? I see Perez is at his journalistic finest, as usual. LOL
Re: Sensitivity – Ahoy me heartie arrrrrggggghhhhhhh
Re: the last star – Hey handsome. Hows things???
LG on the toilet - I like you already. (o:
BTW Perez if you're going to advertise a photo gallery of stars touching themselves, you might want to ensure that the content meets the title.
But then again this site is supposed to be celebrity juice, so - never mind.
The Queen of All Cut and Paste strikes again. (o:
I want to send a shout out to Pixie Dust and Beer if she's around.
I got a heads up on your post to me gorgeous - thank you.
Hope to catch up with you in real time soon.
You're a doll. (o:
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I copied and pasted that from another forum so I wouldn't know, bitch!
Re: Mistress – #60
HAVE YOU READ LG'S INFO? AS LG MENTIONED BEFORE LG'S HOA TRAILER PARK FEES ARE RISING! LG WILL HAVE TO ENTERTAIN A LOT MORE IF YOU KNOW WHAT LG MEANS DEAR!
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YOU LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEAR!
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LG'S BACK TWAT IS FEELING ILL AND SMELLS FOUL! DAMN TACO BELL'S FINE CUISINE!
Re: Mistress – #62
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:( WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS? SOME RANDOM POSTER GETS A SHOUT OUT? LG ON TOILET IS SAD!
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LG IS OFF TO HER COT! LG WILL TOUCH HER MANISH TWAT BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP AND DREAMING ABOUT PEEN!
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MUAH! LADIVA, LG LOOKS FORWARD TO YOUR LOYALTY AND SUPPORT TOMORROW!
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GOODNIGHT MISTRESS!
Update ur site.
I wish that was me being touched ;P
How very TMZ of you perez.
How easily your network crumbled. hahahah my plan all along you freaks! The little posse on here isn't the only one in the works. Many banded together who are sick of your peverted, stupid shit! You got so caught up in your own bullshit you gave away a lot of information. All emails, and other info has been categorized for future use. Don't bother deleting your email address I can still track your computer. I see what you type and to whom. You stupid idiots! If you shared info on perezhilton we have it! I see Letty's dirty ass has taken a hike! hahahahah She knows we have her info! Careful Bitches!
Re: Mistress – You think you're so hot hahahahah gotcha!
I didn't appreciate all the names you called me as you sat your fat ass on a fake throne! You made fun of me for writing down emails and contacting some perez idiots but know you know why lol 
Re: Sensitivity – I know you're gay but I like you
Re: Orchidgirl – typo: but NOW you know why lol
Sweet Dreams posse peeps who are nothing but trolls on a gossip site. Get a life maggots!
Hey LG - I said hi to Pixie Dust as I'd gotten a heads up over a lovely post she left for me whilst I've been away lately.
All my friends know who they are and that I love them muchly. (o:
I think I know who you are too. Good work. (o:
Re: Orchidgirl – Fuck Mark - are you still here being a c-unt! Noone gives a shit about your fake ass claims to have peoples info - you're so lame and sing the same boring shit all the time.
Cough up or fuck off.
OK - BIG HUGE SHOUTOUTS TO THE FOLLOWING GORGEOUS SPECIMENS - The Amazing Alice
Muah muah Milky Milky
Mamajud The Marvellous
Hot Stuff Harry Balsac
Sensi The Pirate Man
Sweet Sheri Moon Zombie
HRH Long Dong Connery
Mr Handsome The Last Star
Baby Beauty BBBBoricua
Hot Hot Monkey
Mel Is Always Rockin!
Beautiful Billielips
Red Water Wings Fan
& if I've forgotten anyone, my humblest apologies (I've been away a while).
xoxoxox
Re: Orchidgirl – Hey, look it's me! I've been stealing avies again! I am such a dumbass loser!
*******air punch****
First, you have no info. LOL…either bring it or STFU. Your threats are now boring and you have proven you have nothing. You're nothing but a dumbass loser who has nothing better to do than to threaten, harrass, and abuse other posters. You suck at life. We all know that. YOU HAVE NOTHING. You are just some weirdo loser who has no life.
All you do is stalk people on here. GET A FUCKING LIFE. You are obsessed with certain people on here. Get a hobby. Do something with your pathetic life. And next time you use a threat…back it up and prove it. But we all know you can't, you sorry lame ass pathetic loser. You have nothing and we make fun of you loser. We've been emailing each other and making fun of you Mr Assume. Do you have those emails? They're really funny!!!!! GET A LIFE YOU FREAK.
Re: Orchidgirl – BTW, you said you were leaving and that this site was not important to you. LIAR. You have no life and it's obvious. Making fun of you is so easy Assume. LOL, you eat, breathe, and sleep this site. It's so pathetic. Hahahahahaha……
Haha
Well THAT was entirely unnecessary. When did TMZ get a pink background and a fat guy in the logo?
Hey everybody my new is LeonA's gHo$t_LG. Yet again I have stolen another posters name. I'm such a loser. I said I was done with this site but I lied. This site is my life and I will continue to be here because I have no life. I make fun of others for being here but I'm here 24/7. I'm a big fat failure in every aspect of my pathetic life. Waaaaa-waaaaa……I hate you mean people! I am the one, the only ASSume The Position! I am a loser!
I like stealing avies and names of other posters because I think I'm so cool! But really, I am nothing but a dumb loser who got bullied in high school so I take it out on total strangers in here! Aren't I so awesome?? LOL…I need my lithium now!
****air slap and tickle***
Re: Orchidgirl – Hey troll, I know why certain people aren't posting lately. You would know too, if you had any info or emails. And it's not because of you, you moron. But maybe I should let you keep thinking that's it's because of you. I know that this is the only thing in your life that gives it meaning. LOL, could you be more sad and pathetic. You are an EPIC FAIL. Later on loser. I know I'll see you later as you are ALWAYS on. Even though you said otherwise. Fuck, you are so fucking retarded. It's so sad.
***air punch to your fag ass***
Re: Mistress – Morning Hottie…
) by the way what does HRH stand for……………
Fucking NEXT…..WAKE UP MARIO!!!!!!!!!!
WTF………
get the bug spray out - they'll need it
really thats is all you got??
Re: Long Dong Connery – Good morning, Sir! If I may, HRH means His Royal Highness. I agree with Mistress!!!
Re: GermanGirl89 – Guten tag frauline….
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Ich bien aus Kanada…..
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Good Morning….and thanks….i should have Known this….. i hope yer nice and warm this morning……Another Fucking cold Day here…-26……… Kiss…
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Re: Long Dong Connery – Thank you so much. A hug and kiss to you too! It's snowing!!! here but not as cold (12 degrees) as where you are.
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Re: Mistress – hi beauty….missed you…..you still around?
Who cares… Im number 94 lmao… MUAH!
Re: The Real Assume – #81
DON'T PUT ME IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS ORCHID-DORK! LG FORGIVES YOU FOR YOUR MISTAKE!
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HOW DARE YOU DEAR! IT'S OBVIOUS I'M A FRIEND!
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ANYWAY DARLING LG IS RECOVERING FROM A BAD CASE OF ASS FIRE! IT SEEMS TACO BELL ISN'T THE FINEST CUISINE! THE DRIFTER LIED TO LG!
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KISSES!
Re: Mistress – #76
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BRAVO!
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KISSES! XOXOXOX
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PEREZ DEAR UPDATE YOUR SITE!
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beba….dong……potty talk…….mornin'!
I'm not going to click on that link. No thank you