Kitten Hot-Boxed By Cat Bong!

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WTF?!?!

An Omaha, Nebraska, man has been charged with animal cruelty after stuffing his 6-month-old kitten into a smoke-filled homemade bong made out of a plastic box and garden hose!!!

Poor pussy!!!

20-year-old stoner Acea Schomaker claimed the helpless kitten was "hyper" and he was "trying to calm her down."

We don't think the ganj is quite the right solution for an overactive cat!!

The sergeant who rescued the stoned kitty described her as "just dazed." "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

Stick to catnip next time!!!

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    Posted: Mar 2, 2009 at 7:45 pm / Email this  »

    141 comments to “Kitten Hot-Boxed By Cat Bong!”

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    1. 101

      Poor meow meow :(



    2. 102

      Wonder why everybody seems to be so SICK nowadays…..



    3. 103

      I live here in Omaha and this is such an embarassing/stupid story. I'm all for legalizing pot but all it takes it one stupid incident like this to put the kabash on legalization. See Nebraska isn't all hickish farmers- even WE have city-dwelling potheads!! Hope they ban this moron from owning an animal!



    4. 104

      with the economy the way it is and the world crumbling all around us.. you fools want to waste our tax dollars putting this dude in jail??? over pot and a cat? really? let him pay his fine and let's all move on with our lives.

    5. Beej says – reply to this


      105

      You know what's worse? These assholes are going to be running the country someday AND taking care of us when we're dying!



    6. 106

      Re: Beej – yay! medicinal marijuana for all



    7. 107

      umm…really? Dumb sicko



    8. 108

      This fu**ing idiot should be killed !!!



    9. 109

      This is terrible.
      That man should be SHOT.



    10. 110

      It would be nice Perez if you made some reference to the fact that this is animal cruelty. Something people definately do not take seriously enough. You make it sound like a funny situation. You being the animal lover you supposively are (Teddy Hilton), should use this as a way to educate people. You should also point out that the trouble this guy is going to get into for animal cruelty is more severe than using pot.



    11. 111

      I live in Omaha. This happened in Lincoln (thank god) it was on the news last night..they showed the cat and it was stoned outta his mind. It is only 6 months old too! The people on the news kept saying, "Kitty Bong". lol



    12. 112

      This was actually a Lincoln, Nebraska man.



    13. 113

      what an idiot, poor kitty!! :(



    14. 114

      This guy should be shot…that is so mean. If the cat wanted to get high, it'd just sit on his lap, like mine used to!



    15. 115

      Not OK! Animal abuse needs to be taken seriously.



    16. 116

      Lucky cat! Stick me in the box- I would be happy. Poor kitty my ass.



    17. 117

      Re: blubbershambles – I think he would like being hotboxed if he's a stoner. LOL



    18. 118

      MAN … my old cat loved getting high. It did calm her down big time … although I don't think I would ever shove her in a box…. My current kitty is not a fan so i don't smoke her up. but seriously the cats probably fine. people make such a big deal out of Pot …. its the mildest drug out there milder that liquor AND as if liquor is legalized and pot is not. you never hear about a stoner being too stoned and sleeping with a stranger or too stoned and barfing on your friends or too stoned and being aggressive and loud and kicked out of the bar. LIQUOR does all of those things. Pot just calms you down builds your creativity make you hungry…….. oh and everything tastes better………. now im getting off track



    19. 119

      man ppl …. this guy "should be publicly hanged?!?! " Jail time ???

      seriously Its just pot I am not saying it right that he should have hot boxed her …. that's too much for a little kitten.

      like i said my cats like it I blow a little int heir face from time to time and they get all cuddly and sleepy.



    20. 120

      Stretch him up by his balls….animal abusers deserve no less.



    21. 121

      omg I WANT TO CRY :( tHANK gOD HE GOT TURNED IN. wHY DO PEOPLE (GUYS) THINK IT IS SO FUNNY TO TRY AND KILL OR KILL ANIMALS!
      GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD!!!



    22. 122

      Re: SaraStar
      THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW! iM GLAD HE IS GONNA BE OK. :(



    23. 123

      what a dick wad!



    24. 124

      What a Fucking ShitHead!! who would do this to a cute tiny animal which can hardly fight for itself! this is no joke Perez! that poor kitty



    25. 125

      This is just wrong! So very wrong! Drugs and animal cruelty are bad!



    26. 126

      what a fucked up redneck piece of shit!



    27. 127

      I hate this guy and I hope gets what he deserves!



    28. 128

      I bet the poor kitty had the munchies!



    29. 129

      The people responsible are rightly going to hell. :(



    30. 130

      awh :(
      thats so sad !



    31. 131

      gross!



    32. 132

      he put a kitten in a box filled with smoke? thats horrible. why do people think its funny? morons!



    33. 133

      Oh god, seriously? So, he shouldn't have stuck his cat in a box with smoke but really, the cat is going to be fine. He should be punished but really? Some people on hear saying he should be shot? Its not like he was torturing the cat. Freakin a.



    34. 134

      that is the Same amount of Creulty on what HIttler DID to the Jewish comnunity THats a FREAKING GASS CHAMBER !!!
      How can that poor putty cat recover from that!
      i hope he will get a nice home



    35. 135

      that is the Same amount of Creulty on what HIttler DID to the Jewish comnunity THats a FREAKING GASS CHAMBER !!!



    36. 136

      Jacked UP!!!! Someone should but that guy in a box!

    37. d23 says – reply to this


      137

      that sick bastard should die in a hole.



    38. 138

      People are fucking useless….



    39. 139

      poor kitten, but I couldnt help but laugh, a stoned cat WOW

    40. TM42 says – reply to this


      140

      OH MY GOD

      Okay, so yeah, this guy is a COMPLETE dumbass, but I DOUBT he meant to seriously harm the kitten. Obviously, pot is bad for animals and its a humans CHOICE to consume marijuana, but he wasnt necessarily ABUSING the animal. If his intentions were good, WHY IS THIS ANIMAL BEING SENTENCED TO DEATH! Being sent to the humane society, he is most likely going to be PUT DOWN. Absolutely disgusting that someone does something stupid and instead of seeing if the owner is actually fit they just send the cat to its possible death.

      HUMANE SOCIETIES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS KILL SHELTERS. Poor kitty. :( I hope someone takes pity on him and brings him home.



    41. 141

      I think we should staple his nose closed then superglue his lips to the exhaust pipe of a Greyhound bus and see how he likes it! Fucktard…..should be executed!

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