Separated At Birth

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Left: Kate Cruise. Right: Gollum.

    Posted: Mar 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Nice….First……….



    2. 2

      lol



    3. 3

      I thought it was Letty for a second…..Hey Hottie………. :o )



    4. 4

      NO!!!!!



    5. 5

      OOPs Mario! Looks like you posted Kates picture instead of yours…



    6. 6

      Oh, she's not that bad ! But she has lost quite a bit of weight.



    7. 7

      next



    8. 8

      Perez, that's just wrong. Katie looks tired but not anything like that. Don't be mean.



    9. 9

      Yikes!



    10. 10

      they both look better than you…….



    11. 11

      That's kinda mean Perez :(



    12. 12

      hahaha



    13. 13

      That's mean!



    14. 14

      That's so mean Perez.



    15. 15

      Good God… did they outlaw food in Tom's religon? FEED that girls some grits or somethin'!!!



    16. 16

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      APPLAUSE! BEST ONE YET DEAR! LG FEELS ALL TINGLY LOOKING AT HERSELF ON THE RIGHT!
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      MUAH!



    17. 17

      My precious…



    18. 18

      the one on the left looks like perez…



    19. 19

      Leave Katie alone! She looks tired and has lost a lot of weight. No one can look photoshopped 24/7!



    20. 20

      ahah

      Tom cruise: 'My precious'



    21. 21

      Perez that is so funny! Good one! bhaha bhaaaha



    22. 22

      she is soooo fugly

      xoxo gg



    23. 23

      Lord of the cock ring………..

    24. Bones says – reply to this


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      That's funny. I always thought she looked retarded. It's like she's a retarded robot with her droopy eyes and droopy, asymmetrical cheeks.



    25. 25

      lmao



    26. 26

      LMAO poor Katie is looking horrific



    27. 27

      that's mean, she looks better than you



    28. 28

      she does look tore back here but she isnt that ugly all the time lol.



    29. 29

      I feel badly for her. I don't think she knew what she was getting into when she got with Tom Cruise.



    30. 30

      LETTY!! DON'T LET PEREZ DISRESPECT YOU LIKE THAT!



    31. 31

      That's an insult to Gollum.



    32. 32

      "Group sales are down considerably," says one person close to the production, "and then you've got individual tickets that cost as much as $500 a piece. That's a lot of money to spend on an artist who isn't a sure bet right now."
      Britney Spears has the audacity to sell tickets for $500 a piece? Oh noes. Homegirl was twirling on stage like a day shift stripper on ludes only a little more than a year ago. No, no, no.
      "This is really her last chance."
      Looks like Kevin Federline (once again!) is the big winner here. Regardless of how her tour does, K-Fed will reap a hard-earned $5, 000 a week just to chillax, scarf down Quiznos and sculpt his impressive physique



    33. 33

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – hey my friend.how are u?



    34. 34

      Perez!! You have REALLY outdone yourself this time… When I tell yah boo this is straight COMEDY!!!!! They were seriously seperated at birth…



    35. 35

      I'd fuck Gollum/Smeagol any day. Katie, I wouldn't even touch with your rotted dick.



    36. 36

      ekkkkkkkkkkkkkk



    37. 37

      This is wrong. gordoflon.



    38. 38

      How could u :( so mean



    39. 39

      Re: LOVE M – Hello, mi amigo! I'm just fine, thanks. How are you and your beautiful baby boy? :)

    40. Clive says – reply to this


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      The reason Katie Holmes looks so bad is because Tom is bissexual. And like many bissexual or in the closet gays, Tom likes his woman to resemble a man as much as possible: therefore the short haircut (she lost the freshness of youth she had with her long tresses before she met him) and the emaciated and androgynous look. Many in the closet gay men like women who have an androgenous look: no hips and no breasts. Real men like curves.

      Secondly, Tom is much older, and extremely worried about aging. He is trying to uglify her while losing weight himself so she does not look a lot younger than him. He is competitive and controlling and egotistical. Katie Holmes looks extremely unhappy in all her pictures, she has very sad eyes..she has that Stockholm syndrome look. She enjoys the spotlight, the mansions and the very high lifestyle though, which she would never have she was a just famous enough actress competing for roles.



    41. 41

      True! Both look way better than you freakin idiot Perez! Katie's fine.



    42. 42

      Katie Holmes looks Homeless…….that was a good one!! lol



    43. 43

      Holy smokes! What happened this woman?



    44. 44

      kinda harsh?! don't ya think..



    45. 45

      omg that is so messed up Perez! LOL



    46. 46

      Put you're ugly mug up and you will cause the computers to crash u fat piece of shit.



    47. 47

      Hahahahaha…but poor Katie is looking really bad :(



    48. 48

      Remember when she had long, wavy hair, a cute face and a luscious bod? What the F happened?



    49. 49

      soo mean



    50. 50

      Leave her alone…poor thing! I feel bad for her, she's not a fuck-up like octo-bitch, so leave Katie alone!!!



    51. 51

      please, someone feed her!!!!! she looks…stressed,lonely…AFRAID!



    52. 52

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – im fine too baby.kisses



    53. 53

      You're cold, Mario.



    54. 54

      Katie Holmes is beautiful!! This is so hurtful and mean.



    55. 55

      LMAO….see what scientology does



    56. 56

      Mmm not happening Pig… you look more like the Gollum!



    57. 57

      hahahahahaha



    58. 58

      Nice try, but no.

      Gollum is Madge's twin



    59. 59

      Mean but kinda true (at least from this picture…) I have a feeling that one day some serious ugly stories are gonna come out of the Cruise household.



    60. 60

      Haha…forced smile and everything!



    61. 61

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      LettyB?
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    62. 62

      PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!



    63. 63

      This is wrong on so many levels and scary. I'm still afraid of Gollum. "The Precious, the Precious made us do it!"



    64. 64

      oh man eat some food…so sad to see



    65. 65

      False. she is so pretty

    66. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Hey, YOU try motherhood for a bit, and we'll see just how good YOU look. Lol.



    67. 67

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
      thanks for clarifying who was who!!



    68. 68

      lol thats not all they have in common… she too has one love in her life that completely controls her every move…



    69. 69

      f-ing funny. Yeah I wasted 12 hours yesterday watching back to back to back LOTRings.



    70. 70

      The light that used to burn behind her eyes has been gone for a long time. She had no idea the crush of this mans demands. I'm so sorry Katie.



    71. 71

      I anat think of anything nice to say to you anymore…you are an ASS!



    72. 72

      HAHAHAHAHA!
      Funny!



    73. 73

      give that bitch a sandwich!



    74. 74

      LOL!



    75. 75

      Oh shoot, I thought it was Mario.



    76. 76

      "My Precious"…lol…anywaysss
      i feel bad for katie
      she used to look so pretty and healthy and ever since marrying that Scientologist douche bag shes looking like something sucked the life out of her=(



    77. 77

      hahaha twins



    78. 78

      Not even close…



    79. 79

      Is she ok??? She looks exhausted!!!! Well I guess T.C. would wear anyone down.



    80. 80

      hahahaa!



    81. 81

      lmao! That's brilliant!

    82. cathy says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!



    83. 83

      That's pretty funny/sad. She used to be so cute, but alas somethings gone afowl? Can't quite pinpoint what's up with the look, but she doesn't look healthy these days?



    84. 84

      She is a wierd Alien. tom wants her to look like peter pan. He likes those schoolboys I guess. Katie is nothing more than a science experiment for Tommy, he acts like he pitys her. she needs to find a real man.



    85. 85

      …fuck she looks like she's jonesing for hit of heroin…….



    86. 86

      she looks like my cousin natalia lol she needs to get some sleep



    87. 87

      Now, here's a show that does NOT deserve to be renewed. A show like LOST may only average 11.5 million viewers a week, but Heroes is even worse off this season. And when taking quality into consideration, LOST demolishes Heroes. No contest



    88. 88

      Oops! Wrong post!



    89. 89

      lmaO thats funnyyyy



    90. 90

      lol WOAH…i dont even know what else to say to that one…



    91. 91

      soo true!



    92. 92

      Poor Katie… look what Scientology does to people.



    93. 93

      Write it in the sky: WHAT THE FCK HAS HAPPENED TO KATIE HOLMES SINCE SHE MET TOM CRUISE???



    94. 94

      LMAO LMAO LMAO oh wow
      thanx for that

    95. KBGD says – reply to this


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      It's just a bit of fun people… my first reaction was to giggle! Lighten up. This is why we love this site, for shit like this!



    96. 96

      puahahaha

    97. Dargy says – reply to this


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      Mean mean people … Poor Katie she's just having a "Gollum" day. Anyway I think Gollum is cute……..kinda……..



    98. 98

      AHH HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD !! JUST WHEN I THINK THAT I HATE YOU,
      YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS ,AND I START TO LOVE YOU ALL OVER AGAIN !!!
      WELL DONE PEREZ…WELL DONE!!!



    99. 99

      lmao she's always been ugly as hell, i cant stand her



    100. 100

      ewww omg shelooks SICK!!!! HAHA

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