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Coming Soon, Twilight: The Board Game!

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T-shirts, perfume, greeting cards, jewlery boxes, action figures!

How much more crap could the Twilight franchise possibly pump out???

Never fear Twilight-aholics, a board game adaptation of the box office giant will be hitting stores on March 15th!

Based on Twilight trivia and chance, players will roll the dice and be able to hop from scene to scene of the film until ultimately reaching the prom.

Will R-Patz be waiting for us at the finish line???

We can only dream!!!

143 comments to “Coming Soon, Twilight: The Board Game!”

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  1. 1

    twilight is gay & overrated



  2. 2

    *wants*



  3. 3

    AHA!! Wow. A little to much. lol



  4. 4

    i love twilight but they are whoring out too much stuff



  5. 5

    & rpatz is ugly.



  6. 6

    I mean I oove Twilight and all, but it's just too much already. Like wtf is anybody going to do with a fucking Twilight board game. It probably sucks.



  7. 7

    thank you for finally pairing the word crap and twilight in the same sentence



  8. 8

    stupid post



  9. 9

    you are so disgusting with your attraction to young men. are all gay men like this?



  10. 10

    CAPITALIST WHORES!!! I'm moving to Sweden.



  11. 11

    Hey bitch! I'm in the middle of watching American Idol! No one is looking at the internet now! Bitch!



  12. 12

    why?! just when i thought they couldn't pimp twilight out any harder.



  13. 13

    YOUR LATE. thats been out for a while.



  14. 14

    They are smart people - milking it for all it's worth. ;) If the game came with a life-size Cam Gigandet (James), I'd probably buy it. LMAO



  15. 15

    how much more money could they possibly make on this book? movie, merch, perfumes action figures, now a board game? is the objective to the game, whoever falls in love witha vampire first wins? okay then count me in!



  16. 16

    wow i can think of a lot of little twilight nerds who are gonna freak out over this. too bad it doesnt come with a collapsible robert pattinson to make out with them while they play



  17. 17

    HA! Twilight Overload!!!!



  18. 18

    I love Twilight but this is to much! Just trying to pump more money out of young teens…



  19. 19

    okay really? this is getting to be way too much…i mean dont get me wrong the books are awesome and the movie was good.. but seriously its all about the money now its rediculous!! if its like this for the first movie..i can only imagine what the next 3 will be like!



  20. 20

    i think they're def overdoing the whole Twilight thing, don't get me wrong… i did love the books and the movie, and rob is so sexyyy, but this is a bit much.
    anything to make money apparently, and if it sells then more power to them.



  21. 21

    ill only buy it if he comes in the box



  22. 22

    jesus fucking christ.. the sad thing is, this shit is actually going to sell



  23. 23

    ok like seriously…that's too muchhh -.-



  24. 24

    hot topic needs to stop with all the twilight things its really getting out of control now!



  25. 25

    IF I win, will my tits sparkle?



  26. 26

    and ps: yo, stephenie meyers, stop whoring twilight out so much with the merchandising…for fuck's sake, what's next - an Edwardian chastity belt?



  27. 27

    Oh come the fuck on, Stephenie! Quality control on your franchise! Although, I would totally buy it if the winning player gets to fuck Robert on Prom night!



  28. 28

    Re: ashiiiex – says the person with the jonas brothers as an icon lol you obviously dont know the meaning of ugly.

  29. aj says – reply to this


    29

    b.o.r.e.d. game.



  30. 30

    yay



  31. 31

    Love it !! x]



  32. 32

    Oh please. This is ridiculous.
    The teenage girls will probably eat this shit up with a spoon though.



  33. 33

    LOL ook .. i expected this



  34. 34

    SO WANT TO BUY IT



  35. 35

    i think i would play it lol



  36. 36

    Re: awsomekrys
    HAHA i was thinking the same shyt lol



  37. 37

    Re: awsomekrys – yes i know the meaning of ugly & it is rpatz the fag who poses for gay magazines.



  38. 38

    they need to stop.
    and i'm SO SICK of this overrated bullshit being shoved down our throats.



  39. 39

    Hey , if you want to know more about it , please go to mixedmate.c0m where you can get a surprise.



  40. 40

    wtf.

    i bet if i tell my younger siblings about this, they will go out & buy this!

    i'm a big fan of Twilight.



  41. 41

    oh jesus. I heard about this like a year ago. You are soooo behind on your news it's scary. Needless to say i'm buying 2 copies…one to play and one to add to my R-Patz shrine that I masturbate to daily!



  42. 42

    This is INSANE and so are those Twilighters. Pls don't post about this shit anymore.



  43. 43

    Re: Flyshortii90 – thank you! I heard about this forever ago. Amazon has had it on pre-order for a while.



  44. 44

    dumb da dumb dumb duuuuuumb!!! as lame as the little morons who thought this movie was any good,,Perez keeps posting stuff about Twilight because he wants to be taken from behind by all the little boys who stared in the movie.



  45. 45

    geez…
    what will they think of next?

    if my sister shows up at home with one of these i swear to god im gonna burn it. they're whoring it around too much. it's not even good literature. its like this stephenie mayer woman took ingredients from shakespeare, anne rice, sweet valley high and many others…poured em inside one blender and poof. twilight shake…GOOD LITERATURE DOESNT NEED A TARGET MARKET…this one has a target market. therefore it is NOT good literature…

    please. its capitalism masquerading as love.



  46. 46

    Oh come on enough already! I dont see the big deal with this movie/BOOK….



  47. 47

    omg cant wait



  48. 48

    yeah…i will be buying this..i dont even care if its pathetic. LOVE IT..can always use some more Robert Pattinson =)

  49. babyM says – reply to this


    49

    I waanna play but dont wanna pay…. perez we need news on newmoon !



  50. 50

    ohh who evennn cares… robert pattinson is fucking sexxxy!



  51. 51

    I HATE the Twilight movie. It sucks, the books are x10000 times better.
    Stephenie never should of sold the rights to the saga. They are overdoing it with all the crappy merchandise they are making.

    READ THE BOOKS THEY'RE BETTER!



  52. 52

    Re: ashiiiex – Finally someone who agrees with me. I thought I was alone.



  53. 53

    as much as i love twilight……this merchandise stuff is getting RIDICULOUS.



  54. 54

    I have shitstains on my panties hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  55. 55

    really? i mean, i love twilight, but this is way too much. people are gonna get sick of it fast.



  56. 56

    OMG!!!
    luv it can't wait 2 buy it!!



  57. 57

    what the fucking fuck?? this is WAAY too much.



  58. 58

    Oh, God.

    'You try to tell Edward he can never leave you, but coupled with the mediocre dialogue provided by the author, and your alarming stutter, this takes you a good 45 minutes. Move back 5 spaces."

    That said, I'd totally play it. Shotgun the sparkly gamepiece!



  59. 59

    I want one!



  60. 60

    Im getting it :) it's gonna be saaaweet!



  61. 61

    That is UNcool! On the other hand if they are selling Twilight Oujia then I will buy it in a heartbeat. Would that be great if we can summon vampires, especially Edward Cullen. He is walking dead, right? LOL



  62. 62

    No way!

    aahhhhh i'll probably buy it though:)

    I loveee Rob:)



  63. 63

    I'm going to buy this game and play it while I'm naked! All by myself!



  64. 64

    this is stupid…
    we're in a recession people



  65. 65

    interesting… how much?
    lol



  66. 66

    #45!!

  67. Haylo says – reply to this


    67

    lmao!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder when will they think to create a Twilight toilet paper? Its a harsh capitalistic view, the way promoters are taking advantage of the weak, and horny, minds of retarded teenagers.



  68. 68

    this is TOO MUCH! I like the books, the movie could be better, the music was ok and well…enough for me.



  69. 69

    OMG I am sooo excited for this i am def. going to buy it!!!!



  70. 70

    again.. i would even buy robert pattinson 's shit :D



  71. 71

    Love me!!!!!!!! Love me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Damn it love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I am such a fucking loser.



  72. 72

    EMO KIDS IN HOT TOPIC'S ACROSS THE COUNTRY NOW HAVE A REASON TO NOT SLIT THEIR WRISTS



  73. 73

    Merchandising! Where the real $$ from the movie is made! Spaceballs the coloring book, Spaceballs the breakfast cereal, Spaceballs the flame thrower! (The kids love this one.)



  74. 74

    Re: aj! – #29
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    CLEVER DEAR! LOL
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    MUAH!



  75. 75

    Ok first of all if you haven't read the books, all 4 of them, you are not allowed to bash them. As for the whoring of the products, I agree, I think it's absolutely embarassing - but whoever wants to move to Sweden b/c of this, well then go and have fun over there, that's a little dramatic but whatever.



  76. 76

    .
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    PEREZ DEAR LG KNOWS YOU ARE BUSY WITH ONE OF BRITNEY'S BACK-UP DANCERS BUT CAN YOU ASK YOUR MOTHER TO UPDATE? THANKS DOLL!
    .
    .
    MUAH!



  77. 77

    too bad it wasnt a scene it version



  78. 78

    Um yeah, I love Twilight, but a game is a little much!



  79. 79

    haha, as if the jonas brothers were better.
    at least robert can actually star in a movie, that's NOT a disney film.

    but i love twilight. i just recently started reading it again.



  80. 80

    I heard it's like Twister with Teeth
    imdb.com/name/nm0006718/



  81. 81

    BOOO!!!!



  82. 82

    i love twilight but i ain't buyin that shittt

  83. k-lee says – reply to this


    83

    the hell? sounds laaaaaame



  84. 84

    oh well, at least its not like some disney overrated shit



  85. 85

    i will own at that game and im buying the day it comes out



  86. 86

    Re: ashiiiex
    you can go jump off a clif



  87. 87

    Re: fuck you pay me

    def agree, people are gonna be wasting money on this nonsense



  88. 88

    Milk it! I doubt there will be another great success in a long time…



  89. 89

    I may get this, but I may not. I mean, I know Twilighters love anything Twilight, but come on, enough already!

    Who would you play it with? Unless somebody around you loves everything Twilight, they won't understand at all.



  90. 90

    YEAH IM A LOSER, I'LL PROBABLY BUY IT!



  91. 91

    Okay i love twilight, But that a over doing it a board game. wtf



  92. 92

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!
    I Want One…!!!
    I Hope it's available in out country…..



  93. 93

    We play board games all the time now that we have nothing to do in class anymore..We just sit around and play different games..I hope I could find those board games in the stores here…



  94. 94

    ahahahhaa, cooooool!



  95. 95

    I WANT IT!



  96. 96

    pfft,
    it was good at first.
    but now its just overrated and boring.
    everyone is obsessed with it now,

    im so over it .

  97. Beej says – reply to this


    97

    Well, I can see this fad staying strong until… the sequel. The main actress alone seems apathetic toward the series now, so it's only a matter of time before this silly trend fizzles for good. Last time I checked, vampires were meant to be feared, not something to jerk off or fuck yourself to!



  98. 98

    Well, it is a little too far, but i know that people will buy it. I won't, but at least one of my friends will and so will one of my cousins. Not that they will be totally into the game, but more because it is twilight merchandise. Personally, i think it is a bit too far, but that is how things go these days.



  99. 99

    If there was a New Moon board game or Eclipse one, then I would buy. Twilight sucks.



  100. 100

    I'd PLAY with Rob anyday

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